Template:SW-Fans:Quote of the Day/25 February 2011
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- ""Course it goes without sayin' that mixing gold-plated teeth with a smoking habit is just asking for trouble. It's your classic triple-threat deal, you know? On one hand you got your risk of lung disease, and I'm talkin' that thick black goopy shit that oozes out of your alveoli, I'm not kiddin', it looks like the pathologist is dissecting a treacle-soaked spongecake down there. And then there's the combined risk of dermatitis and scepticemia - now how's that for a double-whammy? I mean, even the American Contact Dermatitis Society named nickel as its 2008 Allergen of the Year. Do you know why they're called the 3-11's, huh? Because that's the odds those chumps got of contracting gum disease. Ha! The jokes on them anyway because smokin' just makes your breath smell like ass! Nice to meet you, I'm Jim!"
- ―Jim Lewinski{{#if:http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/showthread.php?t=21668%7C[src]|}}
