*hides out in Telans' forums*

[Dae Jinn]

:(

*is all alone*

Where's a good hard soldier when you need one? :mischief

[Aki]

Originally posted by Dae Jinn
:(

*is all alone*

Where's a good hard soldier when you need one? :mischief

Being good and hard with Palmela?

[Ishan Shade]

Well I'm no soldier, but I'm sure you'll find I'm plenty hard....











....wait...that didn't come out like I wanted...:mischief

[Dae Jinn]

Hehehe :o

I dunno, your avatar is a little scarey :uhoh

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

from what i hear, falleen are supposed to be uber in bed :D

[Sean Piett]

Filthy aliens

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*gives piett a great big smooch*

[Ishan Shade]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
from what i hear, falleen are supposed to be uber in bed :D

Then apperantly, you've heard correct. ;)

[Denali Gue]

'A good man is hard to find' <..... an old saying :)

I like Dae's take on it better..... 'A hard man is good to find' :D

[Tear]

Hey its the girl with the nice bre.. uh brownies :rolleyes

[Dae Jinn]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
from what i hear, falleen are supposed to be uber in bed :D

*borrows Ishan and the Imperial Broom closet to test this theory out* :mischief

[Teleran Balades]

How dare you soil imperial property.

[Telan Desaria]

Falleen are blue.....

[Tear]

Im sure he will be after Dae's done with him.

[Dae Jinn]

Falleen are green, Chiss are blue.

I like your new avatar Telan. :D

[Jarek T'chort]

Mines better. ;)

[Dae Jinn]

Yeah, but you could play "doctor" with Telan ;)

[Telan Desaria]

Dae - - -I need to get you a new CT.

But Falleen are blue. And yes, so are the Chiss - evidenced by the initial confusion with Thrawn's appearence. They thought he was a banished falleen at irst.

[Dae Jinn]

Then how come all the Falleen in SW stuff are green? o_O

Will I get a rank in my new ct? :lol

[Ishan Shade]

o_O Falleen are green. Hate to burst your bubble.



*stumbles out of the broom closet with Dae*

:smokin ......well, how was I?

And btw, you owe me :10bux ! This falleen aint free baby!

[Ishan Shade]

http://www.starwars.com/databank/species/falleen/index.html

for any info you may want on the Falleen....

"reverting from their normal shades of gray-green"

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*trips*

oh dear, my clothes seem to have fallen off...

[Dae Jinn]

Not bad. Not good either...but you know :mischief

And you owe me $50, soyou can take the ten out of that ;)

edit -- lmao @ s'il!

*frolicks naked around the Imperial forums* :crack

[Sean Piett]

I'm with the wrong warlord :(

[Dae Jinn]

*Trips Sean and all his clothes fall off!!!* :eek!

:D

[Jarek T'chort]

Originally posted by Sean Piett
I'm with the wrong warlord :(

Your a venerated veteran now. :) (ryhmes nicely)

Leave my clothes alone they cost more then your lives are worth.

[Ishan Shade]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
*trips*

oh dear, my clothes seem to have fallen off...

Opens the broom closet for S'Il*

A Falleen's work is never done....NEXT!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Leave my clothes alone they cost more then your lives are worth.

i wish you could see how hard im laughing :D




Opens the broom closet for S'Il*

A Falleen's work is never done....NEXT!

you need to find a sexier avatar before i do anything like that, buster :mischief

[Ishan Shade]

Alright....here you gooooo :D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

the pug-look just doesnt do it for me, sorry bud

[Ishan Shade]

:grumble

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

:p

[Denali Gue]

lmao @ the green George Clooney!

btw.......who has been in my brownies?!

[Dae Jinn]

Not me :D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

she who denied suppl - er, um, did it. i mean did it.

[Denali Gue]

I dont think 'brownies' really meant brownies. I think it was refering to my lushious boobage - at least I think thats what Tear was referring to.......and if it was mah boobage/brownies and you were the one in to it/them......................................why...He llo s'Ilancy!! ;)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i have no excuses for my behavior. itd be a waste of time and breath which could readily be spent occupied...

... elsewhere >D

[Ishan Shade]

Originally posted by Denali Gue
my lushious boobage


:eek

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

*thinks elsewhere is probably that same broom closet she was in just a bit earlier :mischief

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

why yes, yes it is.

with you!!!!

[Ishan Shade]

:eek sweeeeeeeeeet. 3-some action !

:crack

[Silus Xilarian]

ok, im here now....who dies first?

[Telan Desaria]

Me. Put me out of my misery. There are women running rampant everywhere....

[Dae Jinn]

*trips Telan and watches his clothes fall off* :mischief

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

oh dear!

mistress lady dae, shall we attend to the unfortunate grand admiral? :mischief

[Dae Jinn]

I dont know, is there going to be room in the closet for one more? :mischief

[Ishan Shade]

No! The closet is full!

Now get in here you two! :evil

[Silus Xilarian]

*kills off Telan with a shovel*

And who'sssssssssssssssss gonna be the next contestant on ....

wait a minute........is that someone in the closet I hear?

*gets shovel ready*

[Jarek T'chort]

Originally posted by Telan Desaria
Me. Put me out of my misery. There are women running rampant everywhere....

Which is a good thing.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*pounces jarek and drags him back to her lair*

dae! forget the green guy! i got us another man-in-uniform!

[Dasquian Belargic]

-lurklurklurk-

[Telan Desaria]

*Im no longer a man in uniform. It's been stolen....

[Dae Jinn]

*trips Silus into the closet* :p

[Teleran Balades]

*pounces jarek and drags him back to her lair*

*Brandishes a sharp stick and comes to the aid of a fellow officer*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

RODEO SEX!!!

[Tear]

I knew you were frisky Sil but with animals..? *shudders and retreats from the thread* passed my kinky limit:p

[Telan Desaria]

Imperials know no bounds....

*charge!!!!! We'll take that closet or die trying!!!

[Dae Jinn]

Originally posted by Telan Desaria
Imperials know no bounds....

*charge!!!!! We'll take that closet or die trying!!!


LMAO!

*was about to say that Telan was already in the closet with evryone else.* :X :lol

You're already smushed in here with 3 women and mulitple men, Telan darling.

[Telan Desaria]

*Three women???

I've been corrupted.

*Off with armor, Stormtroopers!!! I need to purify my eyes...

[Angelica Shin]

Originally posted by Telan Desaria

*Off with armor, Stormtroopers!!! I need to purify my eyes...


You want to see naked Stormtroopers?

You deffinately need sex, with women.

*shoves Telan back into the closet!*

[Ishan Shade]

(Grabs Dae)

Oh no you don't! Your mine! :evil

s'il can't handle this! :p

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

tear has a dirty mind >_<

and as for mr ishan, i just dont want to hurt your pride, is all

[Telan Desaria]

Women!! Naked!!!

*shudder

[Tear]

Im not here to judge S'il whatever floats your boat:rolleyes

[Ishan Shade]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
and as for mr ishan, i just dont want to hurt your pride, is all

Oh reeeeeeally? Shows what you know! I have no pride! :D

[Jarek T'chort]

*Ahem*

All naked women are compelled to report for debriefing in my luxury office/suite.

Entertainment is guaranteed.

[Tear]

Originally posted by Jarek Tchort
Entertainment is guaranteed.

Oh Jarek buddy...thats too easy. Must..hold back..jokes..

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ill be right back - i seem to have misplaced my shotgun

nobody go anywhere, ok?

[Telan Desaria]

*goes anywhere for fun and annoyance factor.

[Silus Xilarian]

Im the one who taught s'Il rodeo sex. I dun work to good on her though, she has no shame ^_^;

And I seem to have tripped into the closet.....and KILLED EVERY OTHER MALE IN HERE :verymad

*shovel stabs*




On a side note, i find it amusing that there are two moderators in here.....with two completely opposite opinions on the current situation.

This is the empire Telan, conform or die >D

[Ace McCloud]

Originally posted by Telan Desaria
Women!! Naked!!!

*shudder

I told you Imperials were eunuchs!

::Suddenly reliezes hes in the oddest of all places::

[Telan Desaria]

I am the moderator.

Conform you shall...*holll-perrr*...



We're far from eunuchs, we just.....attack different targets.

[Jarek T'chort]

The views represented by Telan are not true of the other Imps!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ha!!

buncha pansies

[Tiberius Anar]

How dare you!

[Tear]

Oh oh Ladys I want birthday kisses:rolleyes I turned 20 today*Grins and sticks my cheek out*

[Teleran Balades]

buncha pansies

Heresy!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*punches tear in the face*

there ya go, slugger. now get up. you got 19 more coming






heresy? ha! why dont you come to texas and tell me that

[Khendon Sevon]

*cough cough*
As the only sane imperial, I decree myself grand ruler of the nearest asteroid and decree that you shall all pay me 5 pence every week... otherwise I shall take my mighty flaming mushroom and destroy you.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i got your "5 pence" right here, bud :D

[Khendon Sevon]

*grabs s'il 'round the waste* come to papa

[Teleran Balades]

heresy? ha! why dont you come to texas and tell me that

Only if you pay for the ticket.:D

[Jarek T'chort]

Originally posted by Tear
Oh oh Ladys I want birthday kisses:rolleyes I turned 20 today*Grins and sticks my cheek out*

Happy Birthday!

[Ace McCloud]

Originally posted by Tear
Oh oh Ladys I want birthday kisses:rolleyes I turned 20 today*Grins and sticks my cheek out*

Hey me too.....but try 17. And I'm not Imp....so i guess that rules me out. |I

[Ishan Shade]

heh.

[Telan Desaria]

Oh the impudence...

[Tear]

*Flexes my mighty ways of destroying threads* n Happy Birthday Ace :)

[Telan Desaria]

A good brithday, Herr Ace.


You know, I think that Sil will be given the title

First Enemy of the Empire

For her tireless actions in dirtying up th pristine image of the Imperials about...

[Jarek T'chort]

Or: "First Hussy of the Empire"

[Telan Desaria]

I remember a time when I kicked Sil in the chins because she was smoking. I accused her of not acting like lady - I think she spat in public!!! We're the best of friends now and I'd trust her with my life, but she's so....unlady-like!!!!

[Jarek T'chort]

Wow your leg reached all the way to her chin?

[Telan Desaria]

shins? Ankles!!!!

[Tear]

Americans..:rolleyes

[Telan Desaria]

We are not Amerikan!!!!! He's British and Im German.!!!!


How dare you insult us so!~!!

[Teleran Balades]

I
Americans

Does being Swiss, but living in the US count as being American?:huh

[Dae Jinn]

Yes. :)

*is Canadian*

[Silus Xilarian]

Originally posted by Teleran Balades

Does being Swiss, but living in the US count as being American?:huh

Depends on where you'd rather live

[Ace McCloud]

Thanks Tear.

And hey! I'm American! Damn Canadians...

[Jarek T'chort]

Originally posted by Telan Desaria
We are not Amerikan!!!!! He's British and Im German.!!!!


How dare you insult us so!~!!

*Is insulted too* >:[

[Alexi Hesith]

Originally posted by Telan Desaria
I remember a time when I kicked Sil in the chins because she was smoking. I accused her of not acting like a lady

Three things:

1. And she didn't kill you?

2. She was not acting like a lady, yes! But kicking her is hardly gentlemanly behaviour is it?

3. Sil has chins plural?

Also "Rule Britannia!"

[Khendon Sevon]

*cough cough, Greek mode initiated* thellome ellas k amerikaniko, thenthello vlahkas, kokalokephalose...

right, back to speaking english:

S'il, unlady like? psh... I'd rather have someone to wrestle with and spar with than go to a damn 'ball' with.

[Lord Vali]

Hay Khendon, remember that time I hit you with a shovel?

[Khendon Sevon]

Wha...? No, I don't recall.

[Silus Xilarian]

*clonks Khendon with a shovel*

HA!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

yes, telan kicked me in the shins. and it hurt like a mother.

that was about the only time he really paid any attention to me the whole time. hell, the boy didnt even know i had one green eye and one blue eye until i told him

[Darth Viscera]

*kisses christin's shins to make them all better, belatedly*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*is kissed* :D



I think she spat in public!!!

well duh. you dont expect me to swallow that crap back down again, do you???

[Telan Desaria]

*is still on leave*

I did too pay attention to you!!!!! I had to evenly divide my time between you and the third member ofour party.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i suppose thats why i resorted to kicking the bottom of you feet while we were out walking, wasnt it :grumble

[Khendon Sevon]

*rubs head*
Thanks, man... thanks.

[Silus Xilarian]

anytime.

[Khendon Sevon]

Hey, Silus, remember CS... *evil grin*

[Telan Desaria]

Ei yi yi...

[Lord Vali]

Hey Khendon....Remember CT *eviller grin*

[Telan Desaria]

I am useless.

[Khendon Sevon]

Remember playing OGL? Were you on that team?

[Silus Xilarian]

I dont think so....I dont think I ever played CS, just TFC a few times, if im not mistaken.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I am useless.

if youre useless, i claim this place as MINE!

ha!!! the sovereignty belongs to ME now!!

[Khendon Sevon]

Cool! Yay, S'il's in charge of the Sovereignty.

I think the first thing you should do is change their name to "The Sov's" because Sovereignty is annoying to type out.

[Telan Desaria]

You're right - - that is why, when the Yaga Minor thread is complete, we will be installing an Emperor and officially chaning our name to the Galactic Empire.


Note - Official press releases will not contain italics.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

YOU arent paying attention, are you

im in charge of things 'round these parts now, and i have different plans for this place

plans that involve jacuzzis and margaritas and hula girls and beach volleyball

[Tear]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
plans that involve jacuzzis and margaritas and hula girls and beach volleyball

Can we combine the hula girls and the beach volleyball? I want a slip n slide! :D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

all that stuff is just the beginning

im thinking about making skiball an official sport and starting monday night wet tshirt competitions

[Jarek T'chort]

How about a lazy day. Then people (me) can sit around on my rear all day, eating snacks and drinking. Yeah I'd like that.

[Khendon Sevon]

Wait, wait, wait, wait....

The GALACTIC Empire?

As in, my former employers? My former employers. My former employers!

Wait, wait, wait, wait...

The Galactic Empire?

No, no, no, no. Think of the implications, you'd have every warlord consider you a target for trying to take the throne without Viscera!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

jarek, thats EVERY day

[Jarek T'chort]

:me does happy dance:

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

just pretend you dont know who telan is when he comes back, and this just might work

[Lord Vali]

Originally posted by Khendon Sevon
Wait, wait, wait, wait....

The GALACTIC Empire?

As in, my former employers? My former employers. My former employers!

Wait, wait, wait, wait...

The Galactic Empire?

No, no, no, no. Think of the implications, you'd have every warlord consider you a target for trying to take the throne without Viscera!

Not to mention the massive NR fleet who would be more than happy to quash any 'Galactic Empire'. Delusions of granduer my friend, id just point and laugh.

[Tiberius Anar]

Eventually some one will claim the throne though. Why shouldn't it be us?

- We are the largest faction left

- We are the strongest faction left

- We are the richest faction left

And whilst the claim to be the GALACTIC Empire is a little excessive, given our obviously non-galactic size, we have as good a claim as anyone to be called THE Empire.

Finally you are forgeting the RPing potential that such a move produces. The difficulties faced by the NR in attacking us, a result of their idealism, will make things interesting for them. Not to mention that if they do decide to attack us we can have some fun too. Besides,what if we don't give them grounds for attack? What if they are forced to accept the situation as it is? That could produce some truly interesting situations.

[Khendon Sevon]

Biggest, yes.
Most lucrative, debatably.
Most powerful, certainly not.

I’d have to point to the Federacy as the superior fighting force. The leaders are more experienced in fleet combat, the technology is light years ahead; the tactics are concise and developed…

If an Emperor were declared he’d better be ready to run, and I don’t mean politically.

[Tear]

Bring it on Khendon. We would smash you so hard you wouldnt know what hit you:)

[Shawn]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
all that stuff is just the beginning

im thinking about making skiball an official sport and starting monday night wet tshirt competitions I fully endorse this notion. :)

(shamelessly posting just to show off my icon ;))

[Khendon Sevon]

lol, Tear :)

[Silus Xilarian]

Ive always liked that icon, ever since Jenny put it in the Cabal banners.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

im rather partial to mine *hugs silus* :D

[Silus Xilarian]

im rather partial to the basis *hugs s'Il* :D

[Telan Desaria]

I need a drink.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

who are you?

[Tear]

*peers around curiously for a moment before going back into hibernation*

still waiting on those girls playing volleyball on slip and slides

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

who thinks we should turn sovereign r & d into venice beach?

http://www.atarihq.com/tsr/nes/volley-a.jpg

[Khendon Sevon]

*evil grin*

[Telan Desaria]

Nver!!!!

[Leon Dagrelle]

Vollyball?..hell no o_o

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Nver!!!!

i will ask this again: who are you?

[Tear]

lol see now thats how you grab recruits attention..Join the empire..we have babes in bikini's playing volley ball:crack

Hey Boss when do i get to retire..I wanna go play volley ball..or just watch..

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

retirement? as far as i was concerned, the moment i took over, everyone was automatically retired and encouraged to hobnob with the babes whenever they wanted

[Jarek T'chort]

*hobnobs with babes*

[Darth Viscera]

bah, everywhere I go I see pics of sexy bitches in provocative poses
*sulks*
i think i'm way overcockteased

[Tear]

Girlfriends usually fix that problem...or make it worse. Depends on their mood. Evil women!

[Silus Xilarian]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
bah, everywhere I go I see pics of sexy bitches in provocative poses
*sulks*
i think i'm way overcockteased


Originally posted by Tear
Girlfriends usually fix that problem...or make it worse. Depends on their mood. Evil women!

Fired.

and

Fired.



WELL, that felt good. :)

[Darth Viscera]

Fired? Don't tell me someone in this place needs a lesson in humility.

[Silus Xilarian]

I do actually, my ego's gone crazy.

[Darth Viscera]

Well, the punishment for the first offense is a warning. The punishment for the second offense is being tied down naked to Telan's bed, where he will unleash the gay upon you over the course of a thousand years.

[Khendon Sevon]

That's... almost... too... frightening

[Darth Viscera]

You don't want to know what the punishment for the third offense is.

[Silus Xilarian]

Those are pretty bad....good thing im not subject to them.

Diplomatic Immunity ;)

[Darth Viscera]

o rly? please explain to me how an imperial is immune to the wrath of his uttermost chief.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

oh, thats easy, sillypants.

cause hes not an imperial :)

[Darth Viscera]

That would seem to only increase his vulnerability. You cannot be diplomatically immune to one who would claim Lordship over all the known galaxy.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

such straight-laced, unabstract, regimented imperial thinking :rolleyes

[Darth Viscera]

I see. Which form of thinking ruled the galaxy?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

mine

[Darth Viscera]

don't make me get out the stuncuffs

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

youre just resorting to threats cause you have no difinitive argument

[Darth Viscera]

o rly? I thought I was resorting to threats for an entirely different reason. I've already won the argument.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Which form of thinking ruled the galaxy?

aint ruling it no more, are ya? past tense!! past tense!!




besides. dont make me slap that diktat-booty of yours - you know the stuncuffs are only brought out in private :mischief

[Darth Viscera]

There are extenuating circumstances which resulted in the empire diminishing from rule over the galaxy IC, all of which are OOC. It is through no IC fault of any imperial character that the empire is not what it once was. The nature of the swfans.net galaxy was simply modified OOC to restrict the Empire IC from staying strong.

And you can slap my diktat booty any place you damn well please.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

<-- first enemy of the empire


my motto?

"gladly corrupting the upper echelon officers of the Empire since that one time in thrawns bed"

[Darth Viscera]

You know how hard it is to corrupt a sociopath?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i thought they already were

[Darth Viscera]

yeah, but I'm thinking that Visc is corrupted on a whole nother level

[Silus Xilarian]

Im not even gonna touch that one....waaaaaay too easy.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

with me in charge, this emppire is gona go places!























like the jacuzzi. as a matter of fact, i now decree that all meetings are to take place in the jacuzzi

[Tear]

Bathing suit optional?

oh oh and Eyyyyy Happy Birthday Teleran! have a good one:rollin

[Silus Xilarian]

yup, its an optional.

Its also optional whether or not I kill you :)

[Tear]

Good for me bad for you..because im not giving you a choice

[Silus Xilarian]

So what you're saying is, I have to kill you.

Im not seeing where this is bad for me :)

[Tear]

Any time

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

visc! get me the paper!

silus and tear! fight to the death!

[Tear]

and bathing suits are still optional!

[Silus Xilarian]

*kills Tear*

I win :)

[Tear]

*comes back from the dead and murders Silus and buries em* No..I win:)

Bah at your Teleran! last time i say Happy birthday to you..

[Teleran Balades]

*wakes up and looks up from the couch*

Finaly something worthwhile to watch. 50 credits that Silus wins.

[Jarek T'chort]

Happy Birthday Captain!

[Teleran Balades]

Thanks. Sort of short lived celebration though. had to for semester exams all this week.

[Silus Xilarian]

anyone else wanna make some bets before the killerizing begins? >D

[Khendon Sevon]

100,000 credits on Silus :) Hey, and if you win, I'll give you... say 10,000 credits? How's that sound, Silus.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

no no, you wont be betting. youre sitting up here. with me.

[Khendon Sevon]

*evil grin* I'm fine with that.

[Silus Xilarian]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
no no, you wont be betting. youre sitting up here. with me.

but i thought you were gonna be cheering me on :(

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

oh i will. but see, i need a fanboy, and khendon very kindly offered to fill that position

[Khendon Sevon]

*raises an eyebrow* Oh! Right, fan boy... right. *hides the handcuffs*

[Telan Desaria]

Hmm. Silus -----bed.....

It;s good to be the King.

Er...Admiral.



*disappears

[Tiberius Anar]

Enters with his bodyguards. Looks around for the source of trouble. Sees s'ilancy. Claps hands- guards kill her.

"Back to work, scum!"

Exits, stage left.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

heyhey!!!

whatd i ever do to you??? besides, dont you see the ct?? im "mrs BADASS"

that means something, you know :grumble

[Tiberius Anar]

Quiet! You're dead.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

and youre a meat popsicle :p

[Tear]

I have a meat popsicle:rolleyes

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i should hope so :p

[Tiberius Anar]

Has guards shoot her again. They throw her body into flaming pit of doom for good measure.

[Tear]

d00d...she brings girls who play volleyball on slip n slides...what have you done:|

[Tiberius Anar]

Yes but I bring something better: female trampolinists!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

those are what we call juggies

and they were lined up to come on after the wet tshirt contest girls


besides. you should know im un-killable. everyones tried to kill me before. youre stuck with me, bud

[Teleran Balades]

EDIT

Ignore this post

[Teleran Balades]

Hey, Hey, I thought there was supposed to be a deathmatch.

[Tear]

*Smashes Teleran over the head with a rock* check mate.

[Teleran Balades]

Not what I had in mind.

[Khendon Sevon]

*Pulls out a Sevon Rifle, Co. pistol and fires a round into Tiberius's head*

And stay dead.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

tibe, you dont want me dead. not when i can make you look like this

http://www.arturogil.com/images/Nap_2.jpg

[Teleran Balades]

S'il, How dare you mock us.

http://dotnet.sw-fans.net/

[Darth Viscera]

Given that she is in possession of two breasts of a feminine nature, she's allowed to mock any Imperial Group she wants, so long as the resulting mockery is legible. So sayeth the Imperator.

The next mockery had better not have a tail, though.

[Khendon Sevon]

The Diktat has spoken, please, no flash photography!

[Telan Desaria]

that's me in there!!!!!

[Silus Xilarian]

haha

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

tiberius wants me, oohh yeeeaaah :smokin

[Darth Viscera]

well tiberius done better get in line, babycakes

[Tiberius Anar]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy

besides. you should know im un-killable. everyones tried to kill me before.

You'd think she could take a hint ; )

[Telan Desaria]

I love me

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

narcissist!!

[Telan Desaria]

I'm an Imperial - - it goes with the territory

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

so does xenophobia, but you seem to be fine around me

[Jarek T'chort]

*Steals s'ills bra, sells it to Anar for a bottle of JD.*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

hey! that was my favorite black one!

[Darth Viscera]

bah, the black one sucks. just make sure no one steals the goldish looking one, or the one that produces much cleavage

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

psst, visc - this is a new one

[Khendon Sevon]

Yes, it uses Federacy technology to make them "glow" :)

Not to mention it protects her from lasers and can calculate the flight velocity of a speeding swallow...

[Darth Viscera]

that's calculate the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow you fool!! *thwap*

[Jarek T'chort]

If that's what the bra does, what about the knickers I swiped?

[Darth Viscera]

I assume that by "knickers" you mean "frilly pink panties", and if so, while equipped, they offer a +100 modifier to the Pregnancy Resistance attribute.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

well whatever - they aint frilly and they aint pink. more like red thong is what they are

[Khendon Sevon]

nevermind

[Jarek T'chort]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
I assume that by "knickers" you mean "frilly pink panties", and if so, while equipped, they offer a +100 modifier to the Pregnancy Resistance attribute.

Woops. British slang, very confusing.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Ooo... that gives you a +100 to charm Imperial and +20 to Diplomacy checks...

what about occasionally going commando?

[Darth Viscera]

I don't see how going commando would affect affect your ability to charm imperials and do whatever a "diplomacy check" is, unless you walked around without pants on, thus making it obvious that the cat was out of the bag.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

boy is that a load off my shoulders

good thing i keep visc around

[Darth Viscera]

-_^

maybe i need some sleep. i'm just not tuning into the innuendo

[Tear]

Did someone say Jack Daniels?

[Khendon Sevon]

No, sorry I coughed

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*huggles her khendon*

[Teleran Balades]

I'm exhausted. I just spent the better part of the last two days playing in the Badger State Hockey Tournament. 1 hour of rest between games is not fun.:x

[Travis North]

*Walks in*

Hey I'm new.

[Tear]

Hey Travis, glad to have ya in the Empire what section are you in?

hehe Teleran that reminds me of my days playing hockey, wake up for 6 a.m practice, hour break, game, hit the road , another game..sucked.

[Travis North]

Haven't decided yet.

I was so close to sniping you with that disrupter. That door just had to close.

[Teleran Balades]

Oh please choose fighter command. Trying to run both the big and small ships is time consuming.

[Travis North]

If I choose fighter command what type capital ship do I get?

[Tear]

you get a fighter..rebel spy scum. Fighter commanders only need a fighter to lead their squads. Teleran will take ya where you need to go. I dont think people who are just joining get capitol ships just yet :p

[Travis North]

Figured I'd play the bad guy for once. After all cool uniforms battalions of troops. Who could resist?

[Tear]

Did you actually talk with someone command or did you just simply declare yourself Imperial..?

[Travis North]

I PMed Telan.