remember that time...

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

silus!

quick! you know what to do!

[Silus Xilarian]

But....but.........You had the handcuffs last......

.....

You didnt forget them, did you? :uhoh

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you said you got them back!!! i thought they were on the dragon???

[Silus Xilarian]

I never said that!!!!!!! Just last week, MMU sent me a holo feed of him playing with them!


I didnt have the heart to tell him what they were really used for *snigger*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

oh great, mmu had them? ill never get them back

do you at least have the spare set?

[Silus Xilarian]

of course.....In fact, I have them ON me...


come find em >D

[Taylor Millard]

Oh Lord God in Heaven.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

theyre supposed to be on me

and were supposed to be somewhere - or have you forgotten that already?

[Jarek T'chort]

Balmorrans.....very odd creatures.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

hey! im no balmorran!

[Silus Xilarian]

Me either!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i, am property of badass - didnt you see the sticker on my butt?

[Silus Xilarian]

Pfft......duh, i put it there :rolleyes

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

^_^;

now. where were we before being so rudely interrupted?

oh yes

quick! to the grand admirals bed!

[Silus Xilarian]

Rgr.........but i get the bed sheet this time >D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

but - what do i get then?

[Silus Xilarian]

:cool ;)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ooooooohhhhh


ok :D

i like that - just dont ferget to put on the uniform

[Silus Xilarian]

And you dont forget to put on the suit I picked out for you ;)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

a box of seran wrap is not a suit, buster

[Silus Xilarian]

not that one. The suit you wore on your birthday.

[Telan Desaria]

oh my.....

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*pushes telan outta the thread*

gway, you

silus and i are busy

[Telan Desaria]

I see that. You know Imperials don't have sex. It's icky.


*jk

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

silus and me had some happy-fun-play-time when he was still an imperial

and that was in thrawns bed >D

[Silus Xilarian]

One Grand Admiral's bed is as good as another. >D

[imported_STELA'SHLIT'NURUODO]

Hand Sil Chiss Blue wax

[Silus Xilarian]

....im not gonna ask

[Naj Arilov]

me either o_O

[Telan Desaria]

*posts guards around bed*


There will be no copulation between opposite sexes on the bed of Telan the Great!!!

[Silus Xilarian]

......If there are guards between me and a Grand Admiral bed, dont think for a moment that i'd have any reserves about slaughtering them.... >D

[Telan Desaria]

You can't slaughter Imperials - we're invincible!!!


hahahahah


***plus, my men can AIM

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

with what is the question






















horrible, i know, but its 10:30 pm, and im still at work

[Silus Xilarian]

Originally posted by Telan Desaria
You can't slaughter Imperials - we're invincible!!!


hahahahah


***plus, my men can AIM

this is what I get for revisiting this thread...

This is just plain wrong. 2 weeks of janitor duty for Telan. First order of business, go clean s'Il's toilet >D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

but, i go outside

[Silus Xilarian]

That's not what Phil says.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you know, i just got that :|

[Telan Desaria]

how the mighty have fallen....

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

dats right, biatch!

heres the sponge and soap. i better be able to see my teeth in the grout

[Telan Desaria]

*shudder

[Lord Vali]

CORN?! I didnt eat any CORN!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

THAT is FALSE!!!! :verymad

[Silus Xilarian]

You're so cute when you're mad ;)

[Jarek T'chort]

Get a room.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

its not big enough. trust me

[Jarek T'chort]

.................I........see. O_o

[Silus Xilarian]

It looks like yur trying to give me the 'People's Eyebrow'

[Jarek T'chort]

Only trying?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

thats it!

both of you! OUT! NOW!

ill just do the job BY. MY. SELF.

[Telan Desaria]

Oh. All of you rebel scum defiling my precious sanctuary to the ways of ruthless imperialism.

Shoo!!!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i am not rebel scum

im a delicate, petite, flower of a lady, thankyewverymuch

and if you "shoo" me again ill break your head

[Alexi Hesith]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
i am not rebel scum

im a delicate, petite, flower of a lady, thankyewverymuch

and if you "shoo" me again ill break your head

HA!

[Telan Desaria]

heheheh - - -

I am still so proud of myself for that CT

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ok, thats it. ima break your face now. cmere you.

[Telan Desaria]

Never!!!

*changes into swashbuckling attire*

*Brandishes cutlass*

" Never!!!!"

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*changes into... a smiiiiiile*


:D :D :D

[Jarek T'chort]

And they lived happily ever after.....

[Telan Desaria]

THE END

[Khendon Sevon]

*cough cough*

But what they really didn't know, was that all the crazy stuff had just truly started


Muuhuhhahaahah!

*pushes Telan out an airlock*

[Ishan Shade]

hey s'il, whos that in your av?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

no! no 'the end!!!' i demand kinky luvvin!!






its peta wilson

[Telan Desaria]

bad Imperator, bad!!!!!!

*grabs Khendon and kisses.

Don't mess with Centaurians.

*grins as cutlass comes into view...

[Ishan Shade]

she fine :D

[Tear]

*Avenges his leader and boots Khendon out the airlock after Telan*

I think her Av is from the tv show Nikita. oh I really like your art btw s'll.

[Jarek T'chort]

People which part of THE END (in bold too) did you not get? :D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

no!!! stop ignoring me!!!! someone sex me up!!!!









edit: hehe, thanks tear :)

[Matt]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
no!!! stop ignoring me!!!! someone sex me up!!!!

*sexes her up?*

[Khendon Sevon]

I'm more traumatized by Telan than by being spaced.

S’il, save me!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*sexes her up?*

no no no, thats not how you do it. here. let me show you




S’il, save me!

*gives khendon a good !!!SEXING!!! up

uNF, baby :cool

[Matt]

:eek

*is taught, by S'il, how to sex-up a woman*


:love I shall use this new power for good!


*sexes up S'il right*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

cant sex me up now, doofus, im busy with khendon

more than likely ill be busy with him for the next few days :D :D

[Matt]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
cant sex me up now, doofus, im busy with khendon

more than likely ill be busy with him for the next few days :D :D


Boo!

*looks at potential sex-er-uppers, notices they are all men*

Meh.

*shrugs and goes about his buisness, and sexes them ALL up*

[Khendon Sevon]

mmmm... <font color="#FF0000">w<font color="#F2179">a<font color="#E52E12">r<font color="#D8451B">m</font>

*nibbles on S'il*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

and its about to get a whole lot warmer >D

[Sean Piett]

Well, Matt has Hepititus B now.

[Matt]

Originally posted by Sean Piett
Well, Matt has Hepititus B now.


*shakes head*

Nope, got all my hep. shots in grade 8, cos if I didn't I couldn't finish school.

*rubs arm, and frowns* I hate needles.

[Telan Desaria]

***Khendon!!! No!!!!""

*Calls in stormtroopers.*

"My kiss wasn't done!!!!"""

[Jarek T'chort]

Love blossoms.

[Tear]

*Streaks by naked screaming J-E-L-L-O Jiggly JELLO!*:crack

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ô_o

imperials have cooties

[Telan Desaria]

We also have big guns..........

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

must be to make up for other... smaller... things

[Telan Desaria]

nope.....All our guns are big.

And, having spent years at the Imperial Academy, we know how to use them....

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

practical application is alot different than sims, sweety >D

[Telan Desaria]

we have...combat...experience

[Tear]

I dunno I think the Sims last longer..plus you cant break em as easily.:p

*Points down* LoL..you cheeky monkey. Have so, But Theres reasons why Telan prefers, what he prefers, and not you women..*cough*your all the devil*cough* Sin can be fun though;)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you only say that cause you havent had anything BUT a sim :D

[Khendon Sevon]

*nibbles on S'il*
Stay away! I warn you, Telan!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*hugs her khendon* :D :D

[Telan Desaria]

Im so alone...

[Ace McCloud]

I thought imperials were unics...

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

thats eunuch, and no, they're most certainly not :D :D :D

[Ace McCloud]

eunuch, unic, same thing. Thanks though, wasn't sure how to spell that o_O

[Telan Desaria]

Sil knows......we've spent the night,,,errr....

someone edit that out...

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

^ funny thing is, its true ^_^;

[Telan Desaria]

I know...


*giggles to all you wishing you were me.....

muwhahahahahaha

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

stop giggling - its not manly

[Matt]

Giggling can be manly, but it is advised not to giggle in front of teh ladies.

*slaps Telan for good measure*

[Silus Xilarian]

*bedded s'Il* :cool

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you guys are making me out to be a total hussy :mad

[Telan Desaria]

If the jackboot fits....

[Tear]

Oh boy..*Ducks behind some large and heavy* this isnt gonna be pretty

[Telan Desaria]

Hey! I did sleep with her. And I am not ashamed to admit it.

Becuase nothing happened - - - -Dank Gott!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

how do you know - you were asleep >D

[Telan Desaria]

I goose-stepped into that one.

[Khendon Sevon]

See, S'il replaced your liver with a piece of raw onion... and you have exactly two more hours until you die... buh bye.

[Telan Desaria]

That would explain these pesky morticians all about,....

[Lord Vali]

Oh...I sent those guys.

Didnt mean to be frightfully obvious :)

[Telan Desaria]

What are friends for???

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

a real friend would hammer nails into the tips of your fingers, silly

[Khendon Sevon]

*volunteers to hammer nails into Telan's fingers*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

youre such a sweet friend :D

[Telan Desaria]

I love you too, Sil. Why have you not called me back?????????

Every time I call you, the phone tells me I have the wrong number..

[Jarek T'chort]

It's an evil phone....*gasp*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

the wrong number? odd

ill call you tonight then

[Jarek T'chort]

Yeah but it's still an evil phone....

[Khendon Sevon]

*cough cough, puts the wires back together and leaves the AT&T building*

[Veelin Tossek]

Loklorien s'Ilancy, your fate is sealed.

[Tear]

Quit talkin to yourself woman! *Waves his quarter around*

[Travis North]

*Laughs at Tear*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i am NOT talking to myself

why in the world would i do that???

and as far as my fate being sealed, tossek, i hardly think so. youre just mad cause i can hear better, smell better, and move faster than you

[Veelin Tossek]

Funny, you don't smell so good from where I'm standing. Maybe if we put you under the knife for a couple-three weeks, we could cure you of your disease. That, or we could just sterilize you.

And I'm not talking to myself either.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

thats youre upper lip, boy

on the note of sterilizing, i cant have kids anyways, so there

[Veelin Tossek]

Well I'm sure there's something we can do to make your daily life more unpleasant.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you can be nice to me

cause that would sure suck

[Veelin Tossek]

I'll be nice to you when I have you restrained and helpless.

Maybe.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you really should loosen up. maybe get yourself to an anger-management class or something

youll get a tumor and/or an ulcer from being so angsty

besides. i havent done a thing to you. why so hellbent on "taking me down"?

[Tear]

*Gets his Imperial Intelligence freak on* Chill.. or imma blow someone or something up.

[Travis North]

Originally posted by Veelin Tossek
Maybe.

[Veelin Tossek]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
i havent done a thing to you. why so hellbent on "taking me down"?

just keeping the resident sub-human on her toes.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

im not sub-human!!! :verymad


ima crack your skull, boy

[Teleran Balades]

*Backs away from Tear holding a pointy stick just in case*

[Veelin Tossek]

perhaps you're not sub-human, but your tail-wielding furry alter ego is.

[Tear]

Boomzies...*Holds up a pile of dynomite* ...fire...fire...*wanders off looking for a match*

[Travis North]

*Hands Balades a stun Baton*

I gotta find out where I get these.

You can't classify a S'Il as sub-human. I think it's human with special abilities which is accepted by the Empire.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

haha!! see that? im a superwoman ^_^













and im still cracking your skull

[Veelin Tossek]

yeah, your special power is the abillity to transform into a creature which has far less bladder control than yourself. good going there, miss wonder.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

well if thats how you think it is, can i come over to your house for a little bit?

[Tear]

*Lights the pile and walks away* Im off to see the wizard...

[Veelin Tossek]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
well if thats how you think it is, can i come over to your house for a little bit?

only if you wear a diaper.

[Travis North]

*Throws a bucket of water on the bomb*

Where do I get these things. It's like they appear in my hand. o_O

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

well forget it then. if you arent gonna be civil, why should i try to be nice

[Travis North]

You could just do to him what you were about to do to me for shocking you with a stun baton that one time.

[Jarek T'chort]

Who is that guy anyways?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

hmmm, i certainly could, couldnt i

tearing out someones throat is so messy though. and i really dont like getting dirty

[Jarek T'chort]

Originally posted by Jarek Tchort
Who is that guy anyways?

Oh its S'ill :\

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

no its not!!!

:mad

[Veelin Tossek]

the very idea!

[Travis North]

It's the clone of a vertically challenged man that's a cross between a football and Mr. Monopoly.

[Khendon Sevon]

*looks confused*

Gum, anyone?

[Veelin Tossek]

i'll only have gum if she's not having any gum

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I want some gum!!!

just so he cant have any

[Veelin Tossek]

suddenly my appetite for gum is gone

[Travis North]

Compare. Sometimes I wonder about the Empire.

http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=3957

http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=821

[Veelin Tossek]

well now that she wants gum out of vindictiveness suddenly I want gum again

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you can have my old gum then - i need a new stick anyways

[Tear]

*Looks at his soggy pile of explosives* O_o Mr.Quarter...someone will pay for this...*reaches into his uniform and pulls out a fork* ...pain will be delivered oh yeah.. *jabs travis*

[Veelin Tossek]

i'm not going to chew your old gum

[Travis North]

You stabbed me.

*Gets stun baton and shocks Tear*

I sware they come out of nowhere.

[Jarek T'chort]

Kick his rear Tear! [/cheerleader]

[Travis North]

*Rips the bloody fork out, drops the baton and gets ready to fight Tear*

C'mon. Lets see what you got.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i'm not going to chew your old gum

well, youre starting to write like me, all you gotta do now is get rid of a majority of your punctuation

then youll be JUST LIKE ME







and you know you want my gum

[Ace McCloud]

::Runs in with lightsaber and brawls Tear to death then leaves::

[Veelin Tossek]

:: Tossek chews his gum, then covertly puts it in s'Il's hair ::

[Travis North]

*Misses Tear and punches S'il*

Oh crap.

*Tackles Ace before he leaves*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

double whammy :x

[Alpha]

O_o This is like Weeee...Excpet, ya know...not. :)

[Travis North]

C'mon you know you want to fight a Jedi and two officers.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i sure hope youre not talking to me

jedi and i dont really get along for some weird reason - hell, any force-user and i dont get along at all pretty much


ive decided that tosseks my bud though - ima hang out with him ALL the time

[Alpha]

Me? Fight? :) Nah, I'm just a spectator on this one. :D

*settles into the rafters*

Sil~I'm not that bad a guy. :)

[Travis North]

Vornskirs. All you have to do is cut the tail off and they lose most of their aggression.

[Alpha]

*raises eyebrow* you better pray that wasn't directed at me. :)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

stay away from my butt, or so help me god...

[Travis North]

Does everyone here have a tail?

[Alpha]

*looks* nope. Don't got one.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

yes. but that all depends on your term for posterior

[Alpha]

That is a disturbing Av, Sil...:)

[Travis North]

Tail. Like.......You know what. Forget about it. I'm just gonna have a beer.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you like it? :D :D

i need to make new one thats like that :)

[Veelin Tossek]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
stay away from my butt, or so help me god...

bathtub time for the butt offender

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

but i took a shower this morning o_O

[Alpha]

Yuppers. :) I like the Avie. :)

[Travis North]

o_O Ah look at the cute little puppy.

[Alpha]

With a bladed tail...:)

[Travis North]

*Throws the puppy a chew toy*

[Travis North]

Quick cut her tail off before she changes back. If I'm right she can't change back and she'll be doomed to stay like that forever.

[Travis North]

Just kidding. That would be cruel and inhumane. I work for the animal shelter.

[Alpha]

Where did you dig up[ that idea about the tail? lol

[Travis North]

Look Vornskrs up in the Star Wars Essential Guide to Alien Species.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*growl*






:)

[Khendon Sevon]

Ee... ehki... ya. *slides the deadman switch on his anti-crazy person detonator to the on position*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you like me crazy, baby ^_-

[Travis North]

It's great for information. Did you know I can also block your Force powers with a Ysalamiri which is from the same planet as the Vornskr. It creates an anti force bubble. So I can't be choked, pushed, or anything else Force power like.

[Tear]

Gah! *whips out his JKA box* and thwacks his foes with it any time you two..any time...*pulls out Mr.quarter* whats that? explosives...? ok ill go find some more

[Travis North]

Now that's freaky. Why'd I throw away the stun baton.

[Khendon Sevon]

*yawn* you're forgetting the skin that makes you invisible in the force

*pulls out a Sevon Rifle, Co blaster* that's why I carry this :)

[Jarek T'chort]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
*growl*
:)
S'ills morning face is her avatar

[Travis North]

Anytime.... next weekend or sometime next week.

The skin of a dead one doesn't do a thing and neither can you at the moment. She can still kill me. I can hide from her and she'll have a hard time finding me. Right now she should be cutting you to bits ex Sith.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

youre damn right, jarek!!

only next time, when youre editing my posts, spell my name right =P

[Tear]

Whats that? Set Travis on fire...well if you say so..*grabs his lighter and starts creeping up on Travis..from infront..

shhh he does not see me... No he doesnt...nuh uh...nuh uh...well what do you know about it? *gets fed up and tosses the quarter*

There..thatll show ya...chump.

omg! Mr.Quarter Noooo! *runs after it*

[Khendon Sevon]

Tear... tear... please, please, please seek help. For the sake of your children! *Pulls a quarter out of his pocket* Like little jimmy here!

[Travis North]

Yoink. My quater now.

*Goes to an arcade and plays Revolution X*

Never to be heard of again for the next 3000 years.

[Khendon Sevon]

Well, that's one way to get rid of him.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*points and laughs*

[Ace McCloud]

whoa what happened? 2 more pages since I last posted... XD

[Travis North]

*Steals Khendon's quater and plays another round*

Hey cool Aerosmiths' car. Ahhh crap Helga.

[Travis North]

Incert Coin
10..
9..
8..
7..
6..
5..
Someone has to have another quater.
4..
3..
2..
1..
GAME OVER

[Alpha]

*brings out his BFH, and sits in his corner.*

[Travis North]

BFH?

[Tear]

think he meant BFG

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

barbie fun house :p

[Alpha]

Big <smallfont color={hovercolor}>-Censored-</smallfont>in Hammer. :D

[Alpha]

Nah, no BFG for me. :) I prefer up close and personal. :D

[Travis North]

Rabbid dog!!!!!1

[Travis North]

Hey the term Bitch applies.

[Ace McCloud]

Yea ok. This is a little too crazy for me. Those <smallfont color={hovercolor}>-Censored-</smallfont>in bastards just voted off rudy. I will kill them all!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Rabbid dog!!!!!1


where???!!!

[Travis North]

*Votes Ace off*

[Alpha]

Swings his BFH around randomly* IF I see it, I'll be sure to tell ya. :)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

oh good. cant have rabid dogs running around now, can we

[Alpha]

Of course not. :)

[Ace McCloud]

But we can have rabid people right? Such as...me!

[Travis North]

*Pets S'il then gets hit by the hammer*

Ah my head

*Tackles Alpha*

I'll get you.

*Whips out BF"I"H*

[Alpha]

*smacks Ace with the BFH* nope. :)

[Alpha]

uh...what's the I stand for?

[Travis North]

Imperial. It's enhanced to do more damage and be more accurate.

[Ace McCloud]

Blast! Damn you insolant fools! Your death will come slow and painful! Mark my words!

::Turns and runs into a wall::

[Travis North]

*Bonks Ace*

Get the Jedi. The other Jedi, Ace!

[Alpha]

Oh...Ok. *whaps Trasvis in the groin with his BFH*

[Ace McCloud]

::Grabs his BFW::

You don't wanna know what one is =P

[Travis North]

*Falls to the ground*

That.....*Coughs*.....Hurt!

[Alpha]

Actually I do...I wanna see how easy it is to dodge. :)

[Ace McCloud]

::Trips Alpha with his BFW::

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

now THIS is both an avatar AND a statement :D

[Alpha]

*jumps back into the rafters, avoiding it. Drops down a few minutes later and thwacks Ace with his BFH* :D

[Travis North]

I like this new one

[Tear]

We have rafters now?

[Travis North]

I though we were in Telans room. It's amazing from the corridor to the bed room. To what next the bridge of an SSD

[Alpha]

Now that I'm here, we do. :D

[Ace McCloud]

after all, he is part of the alpha and the omega.

[Alpha]

lol. I don't think you were around when I was labeled "Rafter King" :)

[Travis North]

Rafter this!

*Swings at Alpha*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

where theres an alpha, theres a rafter

[Ace McCloud]

yea well, I burn down rafters!

::Burns them down::

[Veelin Tossek]

oh no, not rafters here too. alpha was always hiding in the rafters :(

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i see you tossek!!!

*points to the mess everywhere*

i didnt do this!!!

and i didnt hit travis either!!!

[Ace McCloud]

Is it just me or do I always seem to get to rp with the noobs(referring to someones name who starts with an s and ends with an a and has pad in between).

Too bad I was a noob once too. If i wasnt...i could critisize all i wanted! Blast!

[Khendon Sevon]

*hisses* anyone else notice they're jedi.

*clenches his saber and snarls*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

dont use the force!!!

or else i WILL get in trouble :(

[Alpha]

*whaps Khendon with his hammer.*

yes, where there's me, there's rafters. :D And as for burning them donw...They speicla ones that don't burn. :D