remember that time...

[Travis North]

Look at Vornskr. Should you all be running for your lives.

[Alpha]

*whaps the doggie-beast-tyhingy*

[Ace McCloud]

Blast...well....i have been...um....ah what the hell.

::Uses to force to spin s'il around in cricles:: Victory!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

oh now youve gone and done it :mad

[Travis North]

*Throws Ysalamiri at Force users*

Catch!

[Alpha]

*Bats the thing yslmiri (or however you spell it) bat at Travis*

[Travis North]

Fine get eaten see if I care. Oh my neck. *Crack*

[Alpha]

Why would I get eaten? :)

[Travis North]

It's amazing what you can do with paint.

[Travis North]

You'll see!

[Alpha]

lol. I noticed the avvie changing. :)

[imported_Darriann Sollak]

:P Ahha

[Alpha]

Did I just a tongue sticking out at me? :)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

no. but ima eat your noggin in just a sec



edit ~ see? when you use the force not only am i insane, but i cant type either

[Teleran Balades]

*Jumps up and down*

I leave for three hours and all hell has broken loose. How dare you do this with out my presence.

(on a different note I'm stuck in a snow storm here in Wisconsin. 3 inces of snow got dropped in the last hour.

[Alpha]

wow...Lotta snow.

*grins at Sil* Bring it. :D *holds up BFH. :D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

hold on, i need to finish my spaghettios first :)

[Alpha]

Sure. :)

[Darth Viscera]

hay guys, what's going on up in this...oh no

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

rowr :)

[Alexi Hesith]

"Down kitty!"

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

would you rather me try to purr?




did i ever tell you that your avatar reminds me of john lithgow for some reason?

[Silus Xilarian]

have I killed you today?

[Travis North]

Wow. I'm bored and using dial-up. It cut out on me once trying to get here.

*Starts shocking at random people in the forum with a stun baton*

Still bored. My satallite is blocked due to the snow so. Meh.

[Darth Viscera]

Try to lock onto a different transponder, one which is less affected by the weather. Run a Transponder test to scan for the one which has the highest signal. Fiddle with your dish to see if pressing it up or down gives a signal.

[Silus Xilarian]

Wrap aluminum foil around your dish.

[Darth Viscera]

are you being sincere, or are you joking?

[Silus Xilarian]

I was just joking.

[Travis North]

I went and cleaned it off after reaching it through at least a foot of snow. I couldn't feel my hands. It still somewhat hurts to type now.

[Khendon Sevon]

...gloves and mittens... maybe a snow shovel...??

[Darth Viscera]

use disposable plastic gloves, if you have a boxful nearby

[Travis North]

I didn't wan't to take all day you know. I'm not one to suit up and spend 20 mins just to get TV. I'm then one who grabs a jacket slips into boots and spend 5 mins to get TV.

I figured just a short walk through the large snowbank and wipe the dish off along with prying some ice. It didn't get damaged and the signal was good.

Had it been snowing and windy I would have suited up.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i would have gone out naked

[Travis North]

For satellite? Nope.

[Tiberius Anar]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
i would have gone out naked

Oh, hello!

[Silus Xilarian]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
i would have gone out naked


It's a sight.....it really is.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Oh, hello!

oh, so suddenly were being all nice, are we? :p




It's a sight.....it really is.

it sure is innit :D

[Travis North]

Damn. Outa beer.

[Tear]

*Que Imperial March music*

I shall go into battle and when i return! I will bring back Beer!

*turns and walks right into a wall*

[Travis North]

That boy is our only hope.

No there is another.

*looks over at S'il*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

no way duder, go look somewhere else. i aint sharing with you sods

[Darth Viscera]

sods? wtf? you better start saying that out loud so I can point and laugh at your vain attempt at anglo-slangery.

[Travis North]

Your spelling gets worse by the post. Doesn't it?

Oh well guess it's up to me.

*Marches out to the store. Comes back to the thread with three kegs.*

Must hide them from S'il.

*Throws them into a closet with Ysalamiri.*

She'll never find it in there.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you probably bought the crap beer anyways :p i want none of it



sods? wtf? you better start saying that out loud so I can point and laugh at your vain attempt at anglo-slangery.

go buy me a headset then, you tosser

here, ill make it easy for you

http://www.ahernstore.com/audio70.html

^_^;

[Travis North]

It's a Canadian beer.

Sweet headset.

[Tear]

*Points at the wall* you wanna piece of me! huh! ....doya!

*Staggers around with a grin on my face* I showed em! *Trips over a chair and lands on my face then falls asleep*

[Travis North]

*Trips over Tear while heading to the keg*

I got the beer. Wake up. It's time to get hammered. Something S'il can never do.

*pokes S'il*

Can you.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i can get drunk. but youd be too slammed to stand by the time i hit my buzz

[Travis North]

Wanna make wager on that?

I'll put up... hmmm.... A mini-bar.

[Tear]

*runs off with the kegs giggling madly*

[Travis North]

*Aims his Tenlos Disrupter*

You won't get away this time!

*Charges it to full power and waits for his shot*

[Teleran Balades]

*Runs after Tear*

Give me a keg, you stole one from me last time.

[Travis North]

Get out of the way!!!!!!

[Tear]

Borrowed without Permission Teleran! *continues running off but flicks Mr.Quarter into the air, which catches a glint of sunlight and reflects it back through Travi's scope blinding him*

Mwahah..

[Travis North]

Yay. My I missed the timer and my pizza is burnt.

*Fires the dirupter. Clipping Tears left ear.*

Damnit.

[Tear]

Oooh that brings back memories for our Jedi academy game...

n you didnt miss the timer i sabate..uh..broke it! Imp Asssssassssin at work...your pizza was first..now its your beer!

[Travis North]

What does an assassin have to do with beer and pizza..

Beer and pizza. It just goes together

[Silus Xilarian]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
i can get drunk. but youd be too slammed to stand by the time i hit my buzz


I'll take that challenge.

[Travis North]

You gonna have to drink the sissy near beer then.

[Tiberius Anar]

*is above this*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*is above this*

i dont believe that for a second, your royal high snooty bottom

[Travis North]

*Drags Anar off his soapbox*

Now you're not.

[Jarek T'chort]

*pokes Travis in the eye*

[Travis North]

*Blinks his eye 'til his vision returns*

Ah what was that for?

[Jarek T'chort]

Anar told me to.

[Tiberius Anar]

Originally posted by Travis North

Now your not.

It is "you're" as in "you are". At the moment I apparently own a not.

*pokes North in both eyes for good measure*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you silly grammar nazi :p

[Silus Xilarian]

^^^^ Didnt give me an answer.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

im not taking that challenge because as much as i can drink, youre alot bigger than me - ergo, you can hold more and you have a naturally higher tolerance than i

im not stupid :p

[Travis North]

Originally posted by Tiberius Anar
At the moment I apparently own a not.


Now. What does this mean?

*Takes Anar's soap box and throws it down a garbage chute*

[Travis North]

So anyone else here have JKA besides me and Tear?

*Flicks a penny at everone just for the fun of it*

[Tiberius Anar]

Originally posted by Travis North
Now. What does this mean?

*Takes Anar's soap box and throws it down a garbage chute*

It means this!

*sends in bodyguards to beat up North*

[Travis North]

*Grabs a stun baton, shocks them to the ground*

You train these men yourself?

[Tiberius Anar]

*shoots North with blaster whose head comes off*

Yep!

[Travis North]

Well they suck.

*Gets his head back on*

Traditionally Blasters don't take heads off. It's usually a lightsaber that does that.

[Tiberius Anar]

Well I'm not a traditionalist.

*shoots North again*

[Travis North]

Missed

*Shoots back with a bowcaster, hitting everyone*

[Teleran Balades]

*Hits the annoying one over the head with a wrench*

That means you, North.

[Travis North]

*falls motionless to the floor*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

whats going on in here o_O

[Jarek T'chort]

Originally posted by Teleran Balades
*Hits the annoying one over the head with a wrench*

That means you, North.

Promoted for bravery in the face of overwhelming annoyance. You are now Keeper of the Wrench. *gasp*

[Teleran Balades]

*Hides behind S'il and points to the guy on the floor*

He's trying to kill us all.

(Hey Travis could you please join OP Scythe as part of the 4th Response squadron. I'd like to get you in the prep. thread instead of having you appear out of nowhere in the attack on Bestine.)

[Jarek T'chort]

I have plans for Travis. I want him to launch a minor diversionary attack on Gaji. But yeah, jump in Travis.

[Travis North]

Ya sorry for being an annoyance.

I'll jump in sometime this week. I have a couple of things I have to research. Mainly Imperial History here.

[Jarek T'chort]

This oughta help Travis:

http://sw-fans.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31624&highlight=empire

[Teleran Balades]

Originally posted by Travis North
Ya sorry for being an annoyance.


I meant the annoyance crack as a joke.

[Travis North]

I have been somewhat an annoyance

[Jarek T'chort]

Nooooo. Your entertaining.

[Travis North]

Imperial History is somewhat odd. It trails off and then ends in dressing up as a Vong for halloween. Wow, odd. Makes me want to rewrite it so it makes sence but half of what I write would be somewhat false.

[Travis North]

Entertaining is the stuff by Kevin Smith.

[Jarek T'chort]

You only really need to know about recent history. The Sovereignty is the largest Imperial faction. we are launching a two-fold offensive against the NR and we have a monopoly on Bacta and Tibanna gas, as we hold Thyferra, Bespin and Nklon thus making us very rich. We are allied to the Balmorrans and we and the Federacy hate each other.

[Travis North]

How is the federacy so technologically advanced if the Sovereiegnty hold the monopoly.

[Jarek T'chort]

Khendon has all these labs and such, where he develops the technology, plus he has the United Imperial Technologies thing going on with Kamaar arms, Pode's faction.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

correction - the 'alliance/treaty' between balmorra and the sov is not official. i had a talk with millard about this last night

[Jarek T'chort]

oh, well informal allies, as in we don't shoot at one another :\

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

yar :)

millard has no qualms atm with the sov, but he certainly has no vested interest in helping or making close ties

[Jarek T'chort]

oh. Tear said he was dead anyways...i was like..wtf

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

wtf?

no. taylor is not dead. he is simply very busy irl, but he wants to get back into the swing of things as soon as he realistically can.


... dead??!! where the hell did he get THAT idea?

[Travis North]

So who's where then?

[Jarek T'chort]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
wtf?

no. taylor is not dead. he is simply very busy irl, but he wants to get back into the swing of things as soon as he realistically can.


... dead??!! where the hell did he get THAT idea?

I think from the Civil War thread....

[Tear]

yeah cause the new balmorra emperor is tryin to wack em to take over...isnt he?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

he is, but millard is by no means dead

[Tear]

I didnt know if he was or not...since the Balmorra emp guy took over

and me and Jarek were talking about it and cleared it up that he wasnt dead but in hiding or something...so *shrugs and kicks Tchort*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

http://www.boomspeed.com/loklorien/mindless-imperials.jpg


:p

[Tear]

says the girl who applied for a job in europe..:rolleyes

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

now where the hell did i put my duct tape...

[Jarek T'chort]

Originally posted by Tear
I didnt know if he was or not...since the Balmorra emp guy took over

and me and Jarek were talking about it and cleared it up that he wasnt dead but in hiding or something...so *shrugs and kicks Tchort*

I could have you killed for that. :)

[Travis North]

The Imperial Sovereignty Conference Room
The Fate Of The Galaxy Depends On What Happens Behind These Doors

*Imperial News Net walks in*

[Jarek T'chort]

*Sees news net guys*

Killed? Did I say killed? I meant, promoted! To chief Imperial thong inspector!

[Teleran Balades]

Me next, me next.:p

[Tiberius Anar]

Aieee! Kids today!

Quick note- when I get round to it I will be removing my predecessor Mikell de Nostradaum. It's part of the back story so it has already happened as far as Op Scythe and later is concerned.

[Jarek T'chort]

Need any millitary help?

[Tiberius Anar]

Yes but the exact nature is unknown as yet. Matt and I worked this out when I agreed to be political head of the Sovereignty. The military gets rid of de Nostraduam and Desaria allows me to take over. In exchange I promise to be more active in expanding the Sov. I'm about to post the first part in Storytelling now.

[Tiberius Anar]

Here ya go:Politics is a nasty business... (swforums.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=34326)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

s'il would just love to strangle de nostradaum

as it is, im sure i can ask esalis to contribute to it if you want

[Tiberius Anar]

Sadly Esalis will have to be reporting to de Nostradaum as he is Imperial Chancellor in this context. No the take over is with the aid of the military.

Unless Esalis wants to turn traitor on de Nostradaum. But then I would have to kill her because I wouldn't trust her- if she betrayed one master she could betray another. You see?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ill talk to her and see what she says.

i doubt she would want to be branded a traitor - i wasnt really suggesting anything like that in the first place :p but ill see if she wants to be in it; of course only if you have a place for her.

[Tiberius Anar]

I'm writing it as a history so that I can cover more ground in less time. I can jump years without anyone complaing. What I thought I would do is intersperce the history with scenes that it describes. I may be able to use Esalis for one of these.

[Travis North]

This should be good.

*Orders a week of pizzas and gets a keg out of the closet*

[Teleran Balades]

*Grabs the keg and disapears*

[Travis North]

*Looks around for Balades*

Where'd he go. That's me beer.

[Teleran Balades]

*Clicks on the light in the broom closet*

My beer.:mneh

[Tear]

I always found it odd that Tear is the only field active Intelligence officer yet hes never met Esalis or De nost..rils

Im supposed to be reporting to Esalis too..*shrugs* odd no?

forgot to stick my point in..Anyway

Jarek and Tear being good buds, he wouldnt blink twice at the mention of a favor to off De nostrils.

[R. S. Esalis]

My apologies for my absence - rl has had me otherwise occupied.

I have more free time now, ergo, I am much more accessible.

[Jarek T'chort]

mmm. ^_~

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

watch out, babe. theyll start calling us the same person :|

[Tear]

This just in from Imperial intelligence!!


silancy: i just like meat

We now resume you to your regular broadcasting buttery goodness:cool *runs and hides*

[Silus Xilarian]

She does >D

[Travis North]

Military Intelligence. Say isn't that an.....

This satetment cannot be completed due to Imperial Intelligence operatives being posted in the windows of the building across the street. No I'm not reading this from a cue card handed to me just a moment ago.

*INN watches from the back of the room*
At this moment viewers....

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

oxymoron!! ha!


good thing i have special privilages =]











i am saying nothing of my previous comments, as anytthing i do try to say will only serve to bury me

[Tiberius Anar]

*hands out spades*

We'll help you. ; )

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

well, i know you would

*pushes anar down*

[Tiberius Anar]

Oh, the insolence!

[Travis North]

AHHA

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Oh, the insolence!

i can be worse, if you want ;)

[Teleran Balades]

*Staggers out of the broom closet*

Darn low quality stuff. Next time get something a bit stronger.

[Tear]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
i can be worse, if you want ;)

anyone else thinking dominatrix...?

[R. S. Esalis]

i was thinking more childish

like always

[Tear]

*puts on the cowboy hat and swaggers over with a piece of straw stickin out of my mouth* who ya callin childish..woman *spits into a plant*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

better not be me, or ill drive up to houtson and kick her butt

[Travis North]

Say it's her. She's to lazy to actually do it.

[Solidisen]

*Walks in*

...I'm here...

*Takes a seat in a chair in the corner*

[Travis North]

Necroposter. Do you know what you could possibly unleash by posting here.

[Solidisen]

*looks from side to side*

Me?

[Tiberius Anar]

Yes you, idiot. *dons fez in style of English man from The Mummy*

Don't read from the thread!

[Telan Desaria]

" You musn't read from the thread!!!!!*

[Telan Desaria]

Tornadao wearing epaulettes is seen coming....

[Tiberius Anar]

*dashes for cover but is swallowed up by tornado*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I was driving through Mississippi when you posted that, Anar [/exhausted nostalgia]

[Tear]

So whos this guy called tornado?:p

[Tiberius Anar]

Oh ha ha!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

WRAAAARRR!!!!

HA!! AHAHAHAHAHHAA!! THREAD NECROMANCY!!!



*scampers off to do evil stuff*


And by evil stuff, I mean sleep




OR DO I??!!!

[Travis North]

*Hides in the rafters*

[Rasha Vill]

Alpha's not here! There Are NOOOOO! Rafters Without Alpha!

*Wips travis's backside*

Bad Boy!

[Serena Laran]

Don't worry Travis, you can't be whipped without an 'H'

[Travis North]

*His body is stuck within the ceiling, lags dangling rather close to the ceiling fan*

Oh.... No you tell me. Huzzah for a Navy woman.

[Serena Laran]

Yes, Admirals know how to spell.

[Travis North]

*Now :P I'm jealeousssissippit

[Teleran Balades]

How dares you! Correcting otheres spellingness is my job!

[Tear]

*Hits the thread with a shovel* why wont you stay deaadedad...

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Because, puny mortal. I demand that this thread lives!! LIVES!!!!

Also, could you get me some nachos?

[Tiberius Anar]

*Enters*

*Brings nachos over to s'il and dumps them on her head.*

*Exits*

[Leten Snat]

*runs into thread, and eats the nachos off of S'il's head*

*Runs out*

[Rasha Vill]

*wHips Travis and Serena after binding the two of them to each other.*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Anar doesn't like me :( A REAL friend would've handfed me nachos.

[Telan Desaria]

*enters*

At the sound of trumpets herald and drums of bass, the Grand Admiral moves over the Madame Duchess

With a manner regal he moveth his hand and partaketh of nacho. Every chomp is in aristocratic fashion

*Departeth*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Stupidhead :mad

[Travis North]

Originally posted by Rasha Vill
*Whips Travis and Serena after binding the two of them to each other.*

Fixed.

O.o Kinky :P *Struggles* You see, this is what happens when people try and help me.... It gets wierd.

*Smiteths thine resurrected thread. With flaming hot nachos with spicy hot Nacho cheese*

You see if I participate in s'Il's threads. They become corrupted... Well more corrupt then they already are. All we need now is Dae, the Grand Admirals room, stun cuffs, and a closet.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

They become corrupted? I'd say they already are from the very frist letter of the very first word in the very first sentence of the very first post.



Now. Seeing as how Anar has so graciously dumped nachos all over me, it seems I'm in need of a shower. And as such, I need a towel boy. Volunteers?

[Travis North]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
They become corrupted? I'd say they already are from the very frist letter of the very first word in the very first sentence of the very first post.

I said that.


Originally posted by Travis North
You see if I participate in s'Il's threads. They become corrupted... Well more corrupt then they already are.

See.

I'm sure Grand Admiral Gent' over there would volunteer.

[Serena Laran]

No one whips me and lives to tell about it. :verymad

[Tear]

*Whips it. Whips it good*:cool

[Tiberius Anar]

*enters carrying bowl of water*

*goes to s'il and tips water over her*

*hands her towel*

*exits*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Originally posted by Serena Laran
No one whips me and lives to tell about it. :verymad

Don't tempt me, lady :)




Originally posted by Tiberius Anar
*enters carrying bowl of water*

*goes to s'il and tips water over her*

*hands her towel*

*exits*

Why did I decide to wear a white shirt today? :(

[Tiberius Anar]

:lol

[Serena Laran]

s'Il, we maaaay have to mudwrestle...

[Tiberius Anar]

Oh hello!

[Travis North]

Dude, untie me I can't see. *Struggles*

[Teleran Balades]

Did someone say mudwrestling. How much is Admission?

[Shanaria Fabool]

*Runs through the room nakid, Swinging her lightsaber randomly, hitting the ropes holding up Travis, Then runs out of the room*

[Travis North]

Dude a blue streak just ran across the room. Am I stoned?

[Dark Lord Rivin]

*Starts throwing rocks at Travis.*

It's A Stoning!

[Tiberius Anar]

"Now no one is going to be stoning anyone until I blow this whistle, do you understand. Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say Jehova!"

-John Cleese in Monty Python's The Life of Brian

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

My roommate rented that once, but I sorta slept through it.

[Dark Lord Rivin]

*Pelts Tiberius with rocks. Then drops a large boulder on him, with the help of a dozen other bystander*

[Tiberius Anar]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
My roommate rented that once, but I sorta slept through it.


Originally posted by Dark Lord Rivin
*Pelts Tiberius with rocks. Then drops a large boulder on him, with the help of a dozen other bystander*

Argh! The imfamy!

[Travis North]

*Neo Necromancy*

I just read over this looking for my sig request. Damn did I ever post so much incoherent BS...


Anyone up for JKA?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Ak has my copy, and I've been too lazy to drive the 7 minutes it takes to get to his house and pick it up :\

[Demon-Kieran]

Originally posted by Travis North
I just read over this looking for my sig request. Damn did I ever post so much incoherent BS...

I think being partially insane is a prerequisite for being a member of the forums, but that's just me. :D

[Teleran Balades]

Partially!!! I've never been so insulted in my life. I'll have you know that I am completely insane.

[Kieran Devaneaux]

Well, I know YOU are. :D

[Travis North]

*Surrounds you with a single cushioned wall*