A credit for your thoughts...

[Lieutenant William O'Hara]

If I have a gadar, it is most definately not working.

>_<

[Xavier Synik]

I am so not going to miss this part of my job....

I told you two and a half years ago that you needed a new fucking roof, but you said "we don't have the money" and now it's causing you more problems then it's worth and going to cost you more money then you would have had to put out two years ago...

[Mu Satach]

Everyone is better around the world because of chicken.

[Polly Smithson]

Though its incredibly offensive when my brothers wind me up with women-belong-barefoot-in-the-kitchen jokes, secretly there is very little that satisfies me more than cooking for people. I would gladly spend the rest of my life in an apron by the stove, producing good eats for others. :love

[Droo]

Though its incredibly offensive when my brothers wind me up with women-belong-barefoot-in-the-kitchen jokes...

That's outrageous! You can wear shoes! :rolleyes

[Sanis Prent]

Made my first chicken salad ever. I intend to make many more now.

[Peter McCoy]

A band of raiders, followed by a giant radscorpion, followed by five molerats attacking Brahmin, then I run into THREE Yao Guai attacking the same Brahmin herd. Oh, Wasteland! What shalt though hurl at me next!?

[Sanis Prent]

A band of raiders, followed by a giant radscorpion, followed by five molerats attacking Brahmin, then I run into THREE Yao Guai attacking the same Brahmin herd. Oh, Wasteland! What shalt though hurl at me next!?

Everybody's in the mood for some irradiated beef, sounds like

[Polly Smithson]

"What flavour sucker would you like, lovey?"
"Cat."
"... they... don`t make those. Second choice?"
"Watermelon."
"Righto."

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Now I wanna go take a day trail ride on the bike with the fallout soundtrack on my ipod. Poking through the backwoods + Ain't That A Kick In The Head = winning

[Jane]

Ugh... need to take a shower before I go anywhere in public which means I won't be going to the gym because taking a shower just to come home and take another one is dumb.

[Dreams When Bitten]

Im Gon Eatchoo

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Seeing as how tomorrow is apparently judgment day, we should have an apocolypse drunk ventrilo party tomorrow

[Mu Satach]

tsk tsk tsk... Judgement day doesn't happen until the show is completely over right before the end credits. Rapture is the opening event of the 3rd act...

[Mimi]

Carlsberg don't do business trips: but if they did, they'd probably be the freaking awesome one that I just had OMG! :eee

[Darth Turbogeek]

Sorry to disappoint, no Rapture today

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I skinned my knee today :D I haven't done that since I was twelve years old.

[Park Kraken]

If I was the kooky pastor (almost spelled that as pasture, lol) of some local church predicting days of momentus events, I would say like....

3/13/13 - The End of Good Luck
6/9/69 - The Day of Orgy
2/2/22 - The Day of Super Duper Double Coupons
12/12/12 - Any 12 year olds on this day forever stay 12 years old.
12/13/14 - The Day the Math Geeks shall inherit the Earth.
3/14/15 - The Day the Math Geeks shall inherit the Universe.

[Captain Untouchable]

12/13/14 - The Day the Math Geeks shall inherit the Earth.
3/14/15 - The Day the Math Geeks shall inherit the Universe.

Only American math geeks though, since you're pretty much the only country in the world that writes your dates that way around. ;)

[Emelie Shadowstar]

I'm still in.... such awe. Such... complete awe.

:3 all the videos and clips in the world are NOTHING in comparison to seeing Rammstein live. Nothinnnnnggggg.... If for no other reason than only live do you get that sudden rush of warm air whenever there's a giant fireball on stage. rofl.

[Park Kraken]

12/13/14 - The Day the Math Geeks shall inherit the Earth.
3/14/15 - The Day the Math Geeks shall inherit the Universe.

Only American math geeks though, since you're pretty much the only country in the world that writes your dates that way around. ;)


Captain Ignorant says, "I wasn't aware that there even was any other country that could do math".

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Big news...

[Tess Abrahams]

:eee

SO EXCITED. :dance

I am living vicariously through you on this one.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:D Thanks, I'm excited too, lol. Except for the whole getting fat part.

[Dreams When Bitten]

If you don't have a farm operated by all of your children I'm gonna be kinda sad.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

All... three of them? Small farm, I guess.

[Dreams When Bitten]

Three would be small I guess, but I'm living vicariously through you and you should have like 6 or something. That would rule!

(oh and almost by default, freakin congrats. I'm a big ninny even contemplating one, so I don't know how you do it!)

[Tess Abrahams]

HANGONNAMINUTE.

David Tennant and Catherine Tate are in my 3rd favourite Shakespeare play together?! :ohno


ETA: everybody go sign the petition (http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/muchadotodvd/) so it gets released on DVD, I implore you! Please!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Three would be small I guess, but I'm living vicariously through you and you should have like 6 or something. That would rule!

(oh and almost by default, freakin congrats. I'm a big ninny even contemplating one, so I don't know how you do it!)
I'm not having six kids, unless this is quadruplets.

Of course naturally occurring quads would mean surely I'd score a TLC reality show, yes? :D

Thanks for the congrats, I don't know what you mean that you're a ninny contemplating one - I mean I know you're a ninny, but I don't know what thinking about having one kid has to do with it. If you're Charley, that is, as I assume you are.

[Tess Abrahams]

I think he means even thinking of having them is scary. Which is legit truth because kids are frightening little investments. Also, expensive and prone to massive amounts of property damage. :(

[Dreams When Bitten]

Yes this is Charley and yeah I'm a hand-wringing wreck thinking about one, let alone multiple ones. My brain doesn't process beyond two, so I'm just giving you a thumbs up and wishing you the best!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I suppose with having so many nieces and nephews around the thought of having kids never scared me. Of course, each time its a new adventure and there's lots of nerves involved and worries about health and that sort of stuff. But that's just normal.

[Tess Abrahams]

"MY GOD! THAT`S THE KETTLE!" - Rhys Ruiz, after his oblivious mother has let the kettle screech for ten minutes while watching Graham Norton. :lol

[Dasquian Belargic]

Congrats, Holly :) you're going to have a whole little hockey team soon

[Emelie Shadowstar]

:3 I have officially started my mission to become a "crazy cat lady".

...Mind you I think I'm only allowed to have one. But still!

[Dasquian Belargic]

What you lack in cats, you can just make up in crazy!

[Emelie Shadowstar]

:D I got tons of that!

[Rossos Atrapes]

I think he means even thinking of having them is scary. Which is legit truth because kids are frightening little investments. Also, expensive and prone to massive amounts of property damage. :(

Quoted for great truth. I would know, as one of six (technically eight) myself. And we did sort of run a small farm on our own, so yeah. We spend loads each week on groceries.

My mother says that our combined hilarity makes up for a lot of our idiosyncrasies though. We constantly debate what a comedy show based on our family would be like. Right now I think it's somewhere between Malcolm in the Middle and Scrubs (mostly because we break out in song every now and then).

[Flux]

I will not register a new character.
I will not register a new character.
I will not register a new character... >_<

[Emelie Shadowstar]

I'm going through kitten withdrawals at work :(

[Mu Satach]

I suffer from Peter Gibbons Syndrome.

[Dasquian Belargic]

chocolate brioche, you complete me :love

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Sitting outside on break. Beautiful day

[Wyl Staedtler]

chocolate brioche, you complete me :love

onna stick?

[Crusader]

OMG today's workout with the kinect was kick ass but now my legs hurt.

[Dasquian Belargic]

chocolate brioche, you complete me :love

onna stick?


that would work so well! :o

[Morgan Evanar]

I will defeat you cold!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Talk about getting screwed.

[Darth Turbogeek]

Planning to introduce small cat (Ed) to very very VERY large black Stig.

This should be very amusing

[Charley]

Reinheitsgebot is both a cool word and a cool concept. As much as I love wacky interesting new beers, sometimes the best avenue for creative expression is to see what you can do when you have less crayons in your box.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Concerned for my parents in Grove, OK tonight :(

[Charley]

Do they have a basement or a low, protected place? This weather ain't much fun :(

Also in lighter news, I have a bud on my gardenia!

[Droo]

Happy Geek Pride Day! :cheers

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Do they have a basement or a low, protected place? This weather ain't much fun :(

Also in lighter news, I have a bud on my gardenia!

They have a tornado shelter - they live close to a lake so no basements because of the high water table. They just had some wicked thunderstorms and lots of rain because the bigger storms went to the south of them. Which is good, not just for them but for Joplin because then it would have hit them again too.

My parents have had quite a bit of property flooding - on Monday their burn pile floated away - but it didn't reach any of the buildings. Yet...

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Oh this week has been crazy...

[Tess Abrahams]

Hope your parents are doing okay, Holly!

Jou ma, not looking forward to this weekend. Necessary evils and all that, though. But it will be character building and healthy so onward with a stiff upper lip and an open mind! :)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

The parents are fine :)

Good luck this weekend Hun *hug*

[Park Kraken]

The first Super-Typhoon of the year has formed in the Eastern Pacific. Although it is forecasted to weaken, Okinawa is predicted to get slammed with Cat 3 strength winds and surge late tomorrow.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

I really shouldn't have named my kitten after a fictional Sumerian god/demon/cult thing.

:| He wants to live up to the name of The Destructor.

[Captain Untouchable]

Ticket booked for X-Men. :ohno

I love working across the road from a cinema.

[Mandy with an I]

Feeling super nostalgic today. I can't remember the last time I've been on this forum >_>;

[Dasquian Belargic]

Oh, Professor Song... :(

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

An experiment!! For science!!

[Dasquian Belargic]

Someone's got a face like a smacked arse

[Sanis Prent]

I drank beer, cut grass, and listened to woody guthrie at the same time. These things all own.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Feeling super nostalgic today. I can't remember the last time I've been on this forum >_>;

Mandi! :glomp

[Mandy with an I]

I don't remember the smileys! *hug*

[Tess Abrahams]

THE GREAT TEA DEBATE

sam: *stirs milk & sugar into tea*
liz: *stirs lemon & stevia into tea*
sam: ugh. you disgust me.
liz: likewise. cheers.

*mutual affectionate glowers exchanged*

THE END (?)

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Firefly marathon and spending a day with the kitten. I think this is considered a "win-win" situation.

You know... if I can keep him from clawing/climbing on the part of my neck that got sunburned yesterday. >_<

[Crusader]

^^shiny idea!

[Captain Untouchable]

THE GREAT TEA DEBATE

sam: *stirs milk & sugar into tea*
liz: *stirs lemon & stevia into tea*
sam: ugh. you disgust me.
liz: likewise. cheers.

*mutual affectionate glowers exchanged*

THE END (?)

Who is Steve, and why is he in your tea? o_O

[Sanis Prent]

THE GREAT TEA DEBATE

sam: *stirs milk & sugar into tea*
liz: *stirs lemon & stevia into tea*
sam: ugh. you disgust me.
liz: likewise. cheers.

*mutual affectionate glowers exchanged*

THE END (?)

He's right, you're wrong, hope this helps! :)

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Inhaling cigar smoke = :x

[Polly Smithson]

Classy coat shopping. Damn you, UK. :shakefist

(btb, this (http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=1442&itemID=50890&sizeFilter=&colorFilter=&brandFilter=) is currently the leader)

[Dasquian Belargic]

^ I like it.

Is the beginning of you building your UK-proof wardrobe?

[Polly Smithson]

Yup! Figured that I'll start with some key items (a good travel coat, sweaters, long-sleeve tops, leggings, thick socks maybe) now when everything is going on clearance.

I am also coveting these (http://store.alloy.com/item.do?categoryID=1427&itemID=52410&sizeFilter=&colorFilter=&brandFilter=) boots, which I think will work great for walking about in. It's just tricky because I start traveling in July, so summer clothes, and end up overseas in the fall/winter. With only two bags (a backpack and a carryon duffel), I'm going to have to pack really smartly. >_<

[Captain Untouchable]

Does the coat come with the occupant as well?

And can I have her when you're done? :ohno


As for the packing... based on what people were wearing in Paris the other week, the latest European fashions won't take up much space in your luggage. :mischief

Yay, hot pants. :love

[Morgan Evanar]

Girlfriend withdraw sucks. (as in she went home ugh)
However last night was awesome and I laughed so hard I cried.

[Crusader]

As for the packing... based on what people were wearing in Paris the other week, the latest European fashions won't take up much space in your luggage. :mischief

Yay, hot pants. :love

Hehe now I am looking even more forward to going to paris in 3 weeks.

[Dasquian Belargic]

What am I forgetting what what what ahhhh it's doing my head in

[Tess Abrahams]

"That`s a cherry angioma. In the event that you meet an untimely end and your features are indistinguishable, that`s how we`ll identify your body. Cool, huh?!"

Uh, I`m not sure whether to encourage this forensic stage or not. :uhoh

[Peter McCoy]

You know those days when you wake up and feel so awful that the thought that carries you through work is the promise of that bed when you get home.

This is one of those days.

Come on early finish! No cinema for me, I need to rest :( But I feel so shit I'm looking forward to sleeping.

[Crusader]

^^Tell me about it... I went to bed at 3AM again tonight

[Peter McCoy]

This isn't tiredness. This is shittiness. I want to vomit but there's nothing to vomit. Just an empty sickly feeling. I've now had breakfast and lunch, no sign of being sick but it feels like I could. Urgh!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Maybe you're pregnant - I feel the same way. ;)

[Rossos Atrapes]

I'm really liking Ubuntu 11 so far. I just have to learn to play with keyboard layouts and everything should be great. Well, that and find some strategy games I can play on it.

[Tess Abrahams]

Singing along to Bohemian Rhapsody (as you do) with the windows down and everyone at the intersection joined in! :lol

One step closer to my dream of living in a musical. :love

[Peter McCoy]

I got out yesterday and felt fine! I realised what it must be - I'm sick of work!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Gonna be hot as balls today :x

[Tess Abrahams]

Oh man, my throat is killing me from screaming so much yesterday.

And oh, Mr. Gerrard you delightful miracle, you. :love

[Dasquian Belargic]

Fish n chips n sunshine!

[Droo]

I got my go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go magic flow! :cool

[Sanis Prent]

Whew this has been one heck of a work week! Less than five hours to go!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

^oh you shut up :mad

[Dasquian Belargic]

a pie factory, Poirot? o_O

[Tess Abrahams]

15 more minutes and then I can eat! Oh glorious soup :love

[Sanis Prent]

^oh you shut up :mad

Fell for my honeypot. Boom headshot!


a pie factory, Poirot? o_O

The pies are horrible, Hastings, but there are a great many of them!

[Peter McCoy]

Near the beginning of Bioshock, when you go through the hole in the toilet wall into the small theatre where you first meet a Little Sister and a Big Daddy, there's an audio log about the owner of the theatre complaining about the hole in the wall and how the stink comes through into the theatre.

I've just spoke to a customer on the phone who sounded exactly like that guy! His internet was playing up and I was half hoping he'd be angry enough to demand I "GET IT FIXED!" :p

[Polly Smithson]

note to self: drinking 1.5 L of water, a pot of tea and a cup of coffee within an hour is a surefire way to feel extraordinarily naseaus. >_<

[Park Kraken]

Watergate, Weinergate, Pizzagate, stfu about the gates already! :twak

[Sanis Prent]

Where will I be in an hour?

http://magiccitybrewfest.com/breweries/

66 breweries represented, and well over 200 individual beers for tasting. Despite my really good track record at trying all kinds of beer, there's plenty here I haven't had.

I'm in love again!

[Dasquian Belargic]

Doctor Who, Kill Bill Vol 2 and NHL hockey - good night ahead!

[Hurucan]

Kill Bill... is that a DVD, or is it on TV? :ohno

[Dasquian Belargic]

BBC3 at 10pm :)

[Polly Smithson]

Confrontation makes me feel so deflated. Honestly, I'd rather just apologize and move on with things even if I'm not responsible but not when you're trying to blame me for something really awful like this when I had nothing to do with it. =/

[Dasquian Belargic]

oh Cheryl :love

[Tess Abrahams]

John Bishop. :lol

[Captain Untouchable]

Oww...

:cry

[Polly Smithson]

Maybe I should go blonde for bikini season? Do I think Hermes scarves are coming back in? What about the Cinque Terre? I...I don`t know how to talk to you, I`m sorry. =/

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Auugghhhh memory fail leads to no Star Wars music at the Hollywood Bowl for me >_<

And I missed out on Flogging Molly on Friday. faaiiiiiilllll

[Crusader]

Shit! Slept till 11am today since I knocked out the alarm clock.

[Dasquian Belargic]

"It's weird that the Americans were annoyed with the bloke from BP for trying to provide them with the oil that they craved. It's ridiculous. It's like a furious customer punching a prostitute in the face because he's sickened by his own desire." - Stewart Lee

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

So hot I moved off the asphalt and onto the grass to keep my bum from catching fire

[Sanis Prent]

It's not funny anymore. My last remaining fig tree is wilting. Need rain!!!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Put some water on it, dork.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

First OB appointment went well! It's a baby! Due date 1-6-12... at the moment. Another u/s in two weeks to make sure, plus results of my blood work.

[Droo]

"People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use."

[Wei Wu Wei]

I accomplished something today. I didn't accomplish anything today. Contradiction sucks.

Also, I want to live in my house, dammit!

[Sanis Prent]

Put some water on it, dork.

I water my stuff for an hour a day. I've effectively doubled my water bill. It ain't for lack of trying!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Getting a metal sliver in you thumb sucks. I don't recommend it.

[Polly Smithson]

Trying to convince my grandmother to buy a little flat in Bad Nauheim (I think that`s what it`s called) and then rent it to me on the cheap... ^_^;

[Crusader]

I told you that Frankfurt and the area around it is not cheap ;)

[Mu Satach]

Do I or don't I try to get the last word in, a quandary I say, a quandary; but not a pickle.

[Peter McCoy]

A customer just called in to say her internet isn't working. I had to explain that the reason the Google logo looks odd is because it's Les Paul's birthday and he makes guitars, hence the strings.

[Crusader]

^^Epic Fail!

[Mu Satach]

best google pic evah!

http://goo.gl/doodle/c3iZ

[Lilaena De'Ville]

That is really cool! :D *plays with it for hours*

[Polly Smithson]

this is either another food sensitivity (but the only "new" food I ate was eggs) or a genuine migraine (although I haven`t monitered any surgeries lately which is the only time I get them.)

Whichever it is, it hurts and looks like someone punched me in both eyes and please make it stop. :(

[Mu Satach]

:( migraines suck


oh hey - I have internet at home again. woo..

[Pierce Tondry]

Everytime I see the name "Rossos Atrapes" I always shorten it to "R. Atrapes" or "rat traps".

[Rossos Atrapes]

^Hahahahahahahahahaha












...Wouldn't it be "Rat rapes"?

[Pierce Tondry]

I think of it as "rah-traps", sort of smushing the two words together so they share the "t" sounds. But hey, you could have "rat rapes" if you like.

HEY EVERYONE! LET'S CALL HIM RAT RAPES FROM NOW ON!

[Rossos Atrapes]

By that logic I think of a rat traipsing, and then Mickey Mouse.

[Tom Harriman]

An anagram of Rossos Atrapes is: "rats rape, so SOS"

[Rossos Atrapes]

I remember reading that one in the anagram generator on here some months back.

[Polly Smithson]

Man, I think there`s something really wrong with my liver.

[Dasquian Belargic]

four day weekend ohhh baby

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Tiny terror!!!

[Polly Smithson]

The direction that my little brother`s life is taking terrifies me and it feels like he`s this complete stranger and I want to punch his fucking lights out, the goddamn little asshole. I love him so much, how is this even happening? :(

[Park Kraken]

"It's weird that the Americans were annoyed with the bloke from BP for trying to provide them with the oil that they craved. It's ridiculous. It's like a furious customer punching a prostitute in the face because he's sickened by his own desire." - Stewart Lee

We want the oil in our gas tanks, not our oceans. :twak
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[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Angels... I hear angels singing...

[Polly Smithson]

8 mile run? check.
Scouse salad? check.
Newly-attempted cocnut recipe goodies? check.
Pot of tea? check.
Regency dress and pearls? check.
BBC`s Pride & Predjudice miniseries? check.

Coping strategies are in place and we are cleared for takeoff.

[Pierce Tondry]

Did you just get dressed up and make yourself afternoon tea and snacks to watch "Pride and Prejudice"?

[Polly Smithson]

No, I made myself afternoon tea and snacks because I`m South African and that`s what we do.

... and then I got dressed up tp watch Pride and Prejudice. Don`t judge my Sunday aftie proclivities, Brian, I`m completely normal. :shakefist

[Morgan Evanar]

I totally understand how you feel Liz. My youngest sister's life has taken a disastrous turn lately and the fact of the matter is she won't listen to anyone's advice.

[Pierce Tondry]

No, I made myself afternoon tea and snacks because I`m South African and that`s what we do.

... and then I got dressed up tp watch Pride and Prejudice. Don`t judge my Sunday aftie proclivities, Brian, I`m completely normal. :shakefist

Well, I was thinking that was a hilariously fantastic idea, I just couldn't tell if you were doing it or not. It's too bad you didn't go all out.

I mean, remember who you're talking to here. That would have been just the right amount of overkill, and I love me some overkill.

[Polly Smithson]

It was a pretty wild time. We (my bestie Rio & I and a handful of sister-in-laws and their girlfriends) ended up randomly making orange blossom and sage madelaines and then coconut biscotti. Whilst dunking said biscotti and drinking PG Tips, the following conversation happened:

"Did you get to the part where he forces her to give him a blowjob?"
"Wait, how does he force her?"
"Oh. Just wait. It`s amazing."
"No really though, how do you force that? Wouldn`t you just... take a bite out of life, if the situation was that desperate?"

[Dasquian Belargic]

I hope watching all that P&P hasnt sullied your northern accent, Liz. Sean Bean don't want you talking like some highborn lady!

[Polly Smithson]

I countered it by yelling BAHSTUD at the screen every time Wickham came on and then forcing everyone to watch youtube clips of John Bishop. ;)

[Mu Satach]

Why? Why? WHY?!

*sigh*

<small> why... </small>

[Dasquian Belargic]

A day of reading in the sun, followed by an evening of writing, gaming and hockey. Win win win win.

[Travis North]

Smartphones are great.
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[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I miss playing academy(I think that's what it was) with you, Travis :(

[Crusader]

I hope watching all that P&P hasnt sullied your northern accent, Liz. Sean Bean don't want you talking like some highborn lady!

Has anyone noticed that the actor for Jon Snow in Game of Thrones must have practiced as well? He sounded just like Sean Bean in the 9th episode.

[Dasquian Belargic]

I always thought that he did a good job of emulating Sean Bean's accent from the beginning.

[Crusader]

Well I am not that good at accents but thanks to you I know how to pronounce Bahstud right.

[Dasquian Belargic]

First I taught the Americans how to say banana, and now bastard...

It's a slow process but the rewards are many!

[Tess Abrahams]

And let's not forget hooneh and shi'uh. Ah, the foundation of all dialects, right there.

[Dasquian Belargic]

What a faff it must have been for Poirot's secretary to do her hair. Honestly..

[Mu Satach]

We've had the same fucking netbooks for over a year now and you've checked them out several times. Why the hell do you ask me every single fucking time "any special instructions?"

>_<

Why can't these people learn to fucking use the damn fucking computers instead of acting like fucking 5 year olds!

FUCK!


end of rant :)

[Travis North]

I miss playing academy(I think that's what it was) with you, Travis :(

Good times all around with that game. I know people still have servers up and running if ever anyone decides to reinstall.


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