A random pork occurs to me...

[Dasquian Belargic]

Yes, it is another thread for out of context, off the cuff nonsense.

:B

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Squirrel!!!!!!

[Zeven Ekkel]

Lumbar support

[Droo]

I'm not feeling this roleplaying malarky.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Well well well, looks like our Tin Man has a heart after all!

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Knew I should have checked when the store opened... Now to play robot unicorn attack for an hour >_>

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Holy crap I just cooked!

[Lykaios]

Huh, who woulda thunk I could sleep for 15 hours straight?

[Crusader]

We definetly saved Droo's little gnome tonight!

[Dasquian Belargic]

kickin ass and takin gnomes :smokin

[Anne Phoenix]

That isn't a very good name for the newest Random thought thread. :\

[Droo]

Mmm pooooork!

[Dasquian Belargic]

mm mm cracklin!

[Crusader]

Just like a walk in the pork.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Any more jokes like that and you're for the... chop!

[Droo]

Hey guys, guys, hey, get this- get this: how do you make sausage flavoured coffee? Hm? Hm!?

WITH A PORKOLATOR!!

[Dasquian Belargic]

You're going home in a hambulance if you're not careful :shakefist

[Droo]

That's it! You've crossed the loin! :verymad

[Dasquian Belargic]

Oh don't be such a boar!

[Crusader]

I guess I will grab a hot choplette before going to bed.

[Droo]

You're getting rasher with your posts! :ohno

[Crusader]

Hogs and kisses guys. I will go to bed now.

I hope that there will be puncakes and bacon for breakfast.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

You are all insane people.

[Pierce Tondry]

Which is why you fit right in.

[Anne Phoenix]

Getting ready to go to work. Hope I won't be sweating too much like a pig tonight.

[Callista]

CAAAAAAAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEEEL the LOOOOOOVE ToNIIIIIGHT!


Why no, I can't.

My eyes burn.

[Captain Untouchable]

Maybe your eyes burn because you have an Elton John allergy?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

What the bacon is going on in here?

Yeah, I'm not so good at puns. You guys are hams. :)

[Crusader]

Learned a new vocabel this weekend:
"Love Handles"

This is so wrong...

[Captain Untouchable]

Why is that wrong?

You've gotta have something to hang on to... :smokin

[Crusader]

OK the next time you are just about to get started say to your GF:
"Let me grab you at your love handles and have a really great time together, honey."
If you pull this off and she is still in the mood you are definetly doing something right in your relationship ;)

[Xavier Synik]

How do people operate like this? If I say I want to leave by 1pm then I'm ready to leave at 12:45 if not earlier...

They on the other hand, want to leave at 1pm... it is now 130 and they haven't even started packing the van.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Learned a new vocabel this weekend:
"Love Handles"

This is so wrong...

Muffin top.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

UGH muffin tops... I swore I'd shoot myself if it ever happened to me, and it did, but I'm still alive. I blame faulty jeans. :x That and having kids.

[Rhinn Ikthoos]

What the bacon is going on in here?

Yeah, I'm not so good at puns. You guys are hams. :)

I'm sorry, you lost me at BACON!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

^^That has to be your CT now :p

[Xavier Synik]

Some people just make me shake my head in wonder... and that's not in a positive way...

[Wyl Staedtler]

hhhioooo i am so drunk and yeah its amaing this junglwe. Screw dicaprio the moffie with his dakadakas this is what a real boer does! Bundu bashing with a big stick and new shoes, ou baas! Shove your jajas elsewhere, Hollywood boy.

[Wyl Staedtler]

bettah run through the jungle da da dadada

what are you even saying liz where is your gun. WE COME TO UMTALI. you stole rhodesia

[Tear]

you stole rhodesia

That's right lady. It's mine now and there's nothing you can do about it. Monkey face!

[Wyl Staedtler]

i will shoot you with my uzi and then what will you do son?

you can't take the land from me. i don't care i'm stil free and i have serenity with better insurance since i switched to geico.

[Crusader]

...but they can still burn the land and boil the sea!

[Captain Untouchable]

You think this is funny? You should read my AIM log. Apparently she was frollicking through a jungle listening to crickets. And then somehow we got onto the subjects of guns, CCR, and beef wellington.

:cyduck

[Dee]

Oh god Liz, I love you :D

[Dasquian Belargic]

You crazy bugger!!

[Droo]

Thirty minute walk to the baths only to find out the swimming pool's closed! :shakefist

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:lol you guys should check her facebook update this morning...


(http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000583343076)Liz McLellan (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000583343076) woke up at five to go running and my shoes were already on and muddy. I have no idea.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Is that... the dude from Super Troopers... in Sky High?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Yes.

Yes it is.

I heart that movie. ;)

[Mu Satach]

Office File Folders everyone can access -------------------------- O:\

Personal Files only you can access -------------------------------- I:\

Public files from Student Affairs Network Admins-------------- N:\

Photo’s from UC events etc. ---------------------------------------- P:\

[Zeven Ekkel]

Yes.

Yes it is.

I heart that movie. ;)

I saw that movie in theaters with friends. I guess since we didn't fit the age group target audience for the movie, the ticket salesperson warned us:

"Just so you know, this movie isn't about weed..."

[Nathanial K'cansce]

I really am not a morning person. *hiss*

[Captain Untouchable]

Yes.

Yes it is.

I heart that movie. ;)

"If your mom asks, I took away your xbox."

"Dad, I don't have an xbox."

"You do now!"

Sky High is awesome. :lol

[Dasquian Belargic]

Matt Smith, reading me to sleep.. :3

[Cleo Némain]

Matt Smith, reading me to sleep.. :3

:( I want Matt Smith to tell me bedtime stories...

[Dasquian Belargic]

Matt Smith, reading me to sleep.. :3

:( I want Matt Smith to tell me bedtime stories...

I'll bring the audiobook CD to Burning Nerd and you can rip it onto your laptop ;)

[Emelie Shadowstar]

I'll bring the audiobook CD to Burning Nerd and you can rip it onto your laptop ;)

My hero! :hug

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I go into work feeling cheerful enough - or at least as cheerful as one can be at having to wake up at 530 in the AM. I come home just absolutely disgusted and sick of micromanaging, 14-year old, spiteful people who have no business being in positions over me. My GOD that's the last time I point out any sort of safety hazard. Don't you fucking laugh, it's minor, but it's still an obstruction, and if YOU get called on it, it's not my problem. Move that shit yourself from now on. Buncha fucks. The lot of them.

[Rossos Atrapes]

I can't hear, see, or even think about the word versatility anymore without thinking of Zoolander.

"The calender was great because it gave people a chance to see a side of my versatility."

[J'onn Scarlet]

:( I want Matt Smith <s>to tell me bedtime stories</s>...

Lets face it. It's true for all of us.

:love

[Droo]

82 year old cum face... niiiiice :x

[J'onn Scarlet]

^ Dude, you need to start dating women closer to your own age. :rolleyes

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Good grief, Psych just canNOT get any funnier. I love this show.

LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT

[Wyl Staedtler]

oh man I started watching that and then stopped in s2 because of ~life~. I need to start up again. LIZ MCLELLAN'S LIFE NEEDS MOAR SEAN AND GUS.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

That would be Shawn Spencer and Chocolate Einstein.

Gurton Buster.

Trapezius Milkington.

Dequan "Smallpox" Randolph.

Methuselah Honeysuckle.

MC Clap Yo Hands.

:love

[Wyl Staedtler]

Apparently I met Robert Downey Jr today. God. damn. it.

[Crusader]

Apparently I met Robert Downey Jr today. God. damn. it.



friend: Guys, guys, we met RDJ today.
Wyl: ... no we didn't.
friend: Uh. Yes we did.
Wyl: When?
friend: At lunch? That dude we said hi to?...

Wyl: ... The one in the wicked vintage Iron Man shirt?
friend: Oh my god, I thought that was why you complimented him on it - you were being ironic because it was ROBERT DOWNEY JR wearing it.
Wyl: I JUST REALLY LIKED THE SHIRT.



This facebook status just made my day.

[Wyl Staedtler]

I am kicking myself. Epic fail.

Granted, he looks way younger in person. I think. From what I recall about the guy who supposedly was him, that is. ^_^;

[Crusader]

^^Shouldn't it normally be the other way. Shouldn't they look older in real life so that we can feel better about ourselves?

[Reinhart Thul]

Damn you Thomas you are not spending another night in my bed, noisily licking yourself >:

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I'll sonic your screwdriver :yum

[Dasquian Belargic]

I'll sonic your screwdriver :yum

Do we have another recruit to the Matt Smith brigade? :3

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

He's just so adorable!

[Dasquian Belargic]

Look at him (on a UK childrens show) helping to make a bird-feeder shaped like the TARDIS :3

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He is so charming.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

omg we used to watch Blue Peter all the time and I loved their little crafty things. XD

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Ah!! I want to make that birdfeeder now!! We need to make some at BN :D

[Kala'ndryl Ryj]

:( I want Matt Smith <s>to tell me bedtime stories</s>...

Lets face it. It's true for all of us.

:loveOnly if you know who Matt Smith is...:ohno

[Nathanial K'cansce]

I really need to stop drinking on a week night where I have to be up at 5ish am in the morning. The two + hours worth of morning meetings will be a wonderful thing. -_-

[Darth Turbogeek]

Hi, I'm an uncle.

I am going to be the craziest uncle ever.

[Crusader]

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER is coming out in 2011 LMAO that's a good one!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

You know there's something wrong when Duke Nukem Forever comes out before A Dance With Dragons.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

If you say you are going to send me the paperwork that needs to go to the customer in the morning, then send me the paperwork! Ugh. *waits*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Why is my back hurting? I'm not that old yet :(

[Anne Phoenix]

Tell Charley to ease up some. :lol

Had an awesome day of watching trains today. Except for when L188 splattered someone lying on the tracks in Dover.

[Wyl Staedtler]

There is a kitten sleeping on my butt and it is not unpleasant. Warm ass cheeks, people. I'm just sayin'.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Like a furry hat for your butt

[Wyl Staedtler]

omg.

We should market those. We could make millions.

Miiiiiiiillions.


Imagine it: Tuckas Toques.

[Crusader]

What what in the butt?

[Dasquian Belargic]

I want a deerstalker for my ass.

[Wyl Staedtler]

I'm picturing an odd combination of Ace Ventura and Holden Caulfield now.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Often, people have remarked on the similarities between myself and those fictional men.

[Captain Untouchable]

"I like that my home is your home now too, Uncle Jason."

I love my niece. *sniffle*

[Jamo Jakatta]

Just one more trip in the TARDIS before bed?

Go on, then ;)

[Nathanial K'cansce]

What are the odds that two of my friends are getting married on the same day... and because of it I cannot make it to one of them. :(

[Chaz de Coventina]

Cotton mouth. Need water. Too lazy to get out of bed. Curses, foiled again.

[Anne Phoenix]

More than just illegal immigrants are flooding across the Texas/Mexico border tonight. Tropical Storm Hermine just crossed over the Rio Grande an hour ago and is making a beeline towards San Antonio, which is sure to have a wet, stormy, and possibly tornadic day today.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Winter is coming.

Bugger.

[Chaz de Coventina]

Winter? Was ist das? ;)

[Mandan the Archer]

Winter is coming.

Bugger.

The meaning of the above completely changes when issued as an order by a Drill Sergeant. :ohno

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Winter is coming.


WE DO NOT SOW.

[John Glayde]

I love it when your activities and your music system accidentally combine for an eerily appropriate soundtrack to life.

[Crusader]

Winter is coming.


WE DO NOT SOW.

HEAR ME ROAR!

There are no men like ME there is just ME.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Alright, alright, you bloody nerds :mneh

[Droo]

Winter is miiiiles off yet, first we have the joys of Autumn, my favourite season! :D

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Winter is coming.


WE DO NOT SOW.

HEAR ME ROAR!


Unbowed, Unbent, UNBROKEN

[Dasquian Belargic]

Winter is coming.


WE DO NOT SOW.

HEAR ME ROAR!


Unbowed, Unbent, UNBROKEN

Ours is the Fury!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Winter is coming.


WE DO NOT SOW.

HEAR ME ROAR!


Unbowed, Unbent, UNBROKEN

Ours is the Fury!
Though All Men Do Despise Us

[Crusader]

Winter is coming.


WE DO NOT SOW.

HEAR ME ROAR!


Unbowed, Unbent, UNBROKEN

Ours is the Fury!
Though All Men Do Despise Us

Growing strong!

[Anne Phoenix]

Hermine is still a Tropical Storm. Leaving San Antonio wet behind, aiming for Abilene now.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

No more shiraz :(

[Nathanial K'cansce]

1.) Networking is worth all the hang overs in the world.

2.) Drinking heavily on a Tuesday night not will cause headache in the morning.

3.) Germans will always out-drink Americans.

4.) This was the thunderstorm I have been waiting for for over half a year.

[Crusader]

3.) Germans will always out-drink Americans.



5.) Irish will always out-drink Germans.

That's genetic...

[Dasquian Belargic]

Katy Perry, I don't want to like you.. but you look so much like Zooey Deschannel :ohno

[Crusader]

Katy Perry, I don't want to like you.. but you look so much like Zooey Deschannel :ohno

Plus she sings as well this makes her even more adorable.

Search your feelings, Jenny! You know that she is hot.

[Callista]

I was arrested for being "Too Reliable" ...and yet I failed to show up to the March of Dimes Jail & Bail yesterday because I thought it was today - that's irony for you...

[Rossos Atrapes]

After telling my bud that I needed to save my money, we stopped at a Wawa and he said:

"Hey look Vinny."

Vinny sees 3-D Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back Trading Cards. He proceeds to drool and geek out while pawing at the packaging.

"I thought you needed to save your money."

"Yeah, but look! I got the scene where Vader and Boba Fett are in the same shot! And did you know that the guy who played Boba Fett also was the guy who was dragging Leia when she tried to warn Luke it was a trap? Apparently that extra got sick on that day of shooting."

"...I didn't. And that is the most awesome card."

"...I should've gotten more."

[Xavier Synik]

I has hockey tickets.... :D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Today, I somehow accidentally negotiated myself a raise o_O

[Maren Dirge]

I has hockey tickets.... :D

I'm picking up my season ticket tomorrow :3

[Xavier Synik]

I has hockey tickets.... :D

I'm picking up my season ticket tomorrow :3

I'd have knock off a bank to be able to afford to do that...

[Carré Inirial]

I has hockey tickets.... :D

I'm picking up my season ticket tomorrow :3

I'd have knock off a bank to be able to afford to do that...Share the wealth if you do, would you? I can't afford the price of season tickets either.

--

Oh White Russian, I love you.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

1.) Networking is worth all the hang overs in the world.

2.) Drinking heavily on a Tuesday night not will cause headache in the morning.

3.) Germans will always out-drink Americans.

4.) This was the thunderstorm I have been waiting for for over half a year.

And then getting called at 4 : 30 in the morning and putting in a 13 hour day on 1 hour of sleep after said night on town is just not right.

[Liam Jinn]

Found out I drove through a forming tornado yesterday. I just thought it was a rough patch of wind and rain. Huh, the more you know...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Hey I saw that tornado on the news! Saw some cars driving near it, maybe it was you. :p

[Ben Merasska]

I think I'm getting the hang of posting with my phone. Technology is great!

[Droo]

God bless the weekend!

[Carré Inirial]

All hail working for a company where I have half a dozen days off in one month for holidays.

My only perk, this is.

[Mu Satach]

all I wanted was ewe

[Captain Untouchable]

Steve is watching Flashpoint.

The pink ranger is in it!

:eee

[Droo]

Davina :( &nbsp;

[Droo]

Tchaikovsky, you really are the man. :love

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I shall go that way, to avoid crazy Alabama football traffic.

[Droo]

Can't beat the Last Night! :D

ps. Best rendition of God Save the Queen ever!

[Captain Untouchable]

I don't know what "Dax" is, in terms of financial markets and what not, but given the name, the fact that it's down 6.75 today makes me sad. :(

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

150 bucks worth of art supplies at Michael's. It's been a long time since I've done that.

[Wyl Staedtler]

Feelin' a bit low, sad time of year. I guess not being drunk is progress, though?

:(

[Anne Phoenix]

*Is sitting here with his computer in safe mode following a printed out instruction sheet for removing the Security Suite virus*

Today, it is you who is going to die Mr Suite. Today, and tomorrow, your creator will join you. :angel

EDIT: Good lord that was annoying, but the virus is gone, for the time being at least. I keep reading where people keep getting re-infected every 9 days after getting it the first time. :grumble

[Xavier Synik]

^ I hate those things... If you removed it right you should be okay.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Bring me my bow of burning gold: Bring me my arrows of desire: Bring me my spear: O clouds unfold! Bring me my chariot of fire! :pirate

[Pierce Tondry]

No, no, no - dammit Jones, stop setting chariots on fire! You waste good chariots that way!

[Wyl Staedtler]

Oooh Jenny! You've given me a fantastic idea!

[Chaz de Coventina]

"Oh so what, flyboy, one beer isn't enough? Name your price, then."

"The bonage of you!"

"... Um. What?"

"You know. You mentioned Han Solo and Chewbacca. A debt."

"Ohhhh you mean bondage? Because bonage is a totally different story in English slang."


Oh man, language barrier, sometimes you are so much fun.

[Xavier Synik]

^you write that like bondage doesn't have a different connotation then he's referring too as well :p

[Dee]

Ahh...nothing like getting reprimanded on a Monday morning for sounding like I "have a terrible attitude" when in reality I have a fucking cold and I'm lucky its not bronchitis -__-

[Captain Untouchable]

^you write that like bondage doesn't have a different connotation then he's referring too as well :p

Bonage is something that Liz can't perform for anatomical reasons.

Bondage, on the other hand...

:mischief

[Droo]

"My muse is a fickle bitch with a very short attention span!"

Tell me about it, Mr. Cohen.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I just... ugghhh :unsmith:

[Nathanial K'cansce]

buwahahaha.

http://mypict.me/upload/0/176/386/176386537.jpg

[Captain Untouchable]

I am sat watching Barney with my nearly-four-year-old niece, ( >_< ) but this question just made my day:

"Uncle Jason, what kind of dinosaur is Baby Bob and Barney?"

Yup. She's definately my niece. :love

[Xavier Synik]

^Answer: The annoying type that should have stayed extinct.

[Captain Untouchable]

^ Correct! >_<

Also... does anyone else think it's slightly inappropriate that one of Barney's friends is called "B.J."? o_O

[Mu Satach]

SNARK!

again I say...

SNARK!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Kinda depressed.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Ikea kitties!!! :3

[Dasquian Belargic]

Ikea kitties!!! :3

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[Emelie Shadowstar]

^ Pure awesome. :lol

[Xavier Synik]

The last minute was the best part.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Look at me again and I'll cut you!

...all kittens are secretly thinking that.

[Droo]

A rat... in the bathroom. A rat... in the bathroom!

*shudder*

[Mu Satach]

what the hell! you can post all the live long day on facebook and don't give a rats ass about how it formats your text but god forbid you actually have to log in and deal with the constraints on our website then get pissed at me because MS Word likes to include a hellacious amount of crap that F*KS up the way the online editor works - then get even more pissed about how it loses it's formatting when I kindly suggest pasting plain text because it's a tedious pain in your ass to make sure the articles look right. >_<

AND then have everyone give me the evil eye in staff meetings when I don't get all Sthuper excited and enthusiastic about adding more functionality to our site's so people like you are able to post and have it do everything under the sun you can think of and walk your dog remotely - BECAUSE YOU ALL END UP BITCHING ABOUT HOW IT DOESN'T WORK AND THEN
A) SEND IT TO ME TO FORMAT & POST ONLINE ANYWAY
B) NEVER INFORM ME, BUT BITCH TO EVERYONE ELSE ABOUT HOW IT DOESN'T WORK
C) IT ACTUALLY WORKS - BUT YOU GAIN MORE SYMPATHY BY COMPLAINING TO MY BOSSES THAT IT DOESN'T

GAH!

ps - Don't EVEN mention to me about how Dreamweaver makes EVERYthing oh so damn simple. BULLSHIT! You STILL would have problems you nimrod because you don't want to take the time to actually learn anything new anyway! Because you already know every damn thing and like to stress that point every chance you get. :verymad

- EOR -

*sigh*

Feel better now. :rollin

[Lilaena De'Ville]

A visit from mother nature today makes yesterday's emotional malaise make sense.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Brain = fried

[Pierce Tondry]

Brain = fried

When did you get a brain?

... oh, right. The murders.

[Crusader]

Brain = fried

Is Charley trying a new dish from Hannibal Lector's cook book. I hope he posts some pictures on facebook. His pictures always make me hungry :)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Both of you are fired :mad

[Pierce Tondry]

... literally? Because some of the murders, well....

[Crusader]

Having placebo girlfriend, friend with benefits and the girl I currently have a crush on all around the same table was less awkward than I thought it would be.

BTW am I completly retarded because I enjoy Spike TV's "Blue Mountain State" series?

[The Original BuffJedi]

Got snake bit and Shaved my head all in one week, life is good!

[The Original BuffJedi]

A visit from mother nature today makes yesterday's emotional malaise make sense.lol!! I feel ya sister ;)

[Anne Phoenix]

BTW am I completly retarded because I enjoy Spike TV's "Blue Mountain State" series?

I shouldn't think so. At least not as much as watching MANswers. <!-- / message -->

[Crusader]

OK I just watched a video from MANswers on YouTube. You can literally smell the testosterone in this show.

I actually found out about Blue Mountain State because they feature one of my favorite RevTheory Songs in the Intro
"Hell Yeah"
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[Droo]

Newsflash for the Pope/Vatican: atheism isn't a disease, it's a choice, and not evil, and certainly not to be compared to the Nazis.

I'm sick to my back teeth of religious bigots on the news. YOU HAVE NO PROOF AND KNOW NO BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE!! :mad

[Dasquian Belargic]

Hey Droo, did you hear that we're a Third World country according to some Vatican Cardinal?

[Tear]

Newsflash for the Pope/Vatican: atheism isn't a disease, it's a choice, and not evil, and certainly not to be compared to the Nazis.

I'm sick to my back teeth of religious bigots on the news. YOU HAVE NO PROOF AND KNOW NO BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE!! :mad

Burn the witch!

[Droo]

Hey Droo, did you hear that we're a Third World country according to some Vatican Cardinal?

Oh yes, I heard that one too, we're so Godless and immoral. Who do they even think they are?

[Dee]

Burn the witch!
<dl><dd>Bedevere: How do you know she is a witch?</dd><dd>Peasant: She looks like one.</dd><dd>[Crowd indistinctly shouts]</dd><dd>Bedevere: Bring her forward!</dd><dd>Girl: I'm not a witch.</dd><dd>Bedevere: But you are dressed as one...</dd><dd>Girl: They dressed me up like this. [Crowd murmurs]</dd><dd>Girl: And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.</dd><dd>Bedevere: [inspects the nose and confirms] Well?</dd><dd>Peasant: Well, we did do the nose.</dd><dd>Bedevere: The nose?</dd><dd>Peasant: And the hat. She's a witch!</dd><dd>Peasant Crowd: Burn her!</dd><dd>Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?</dd><dd>Peasant Crowd: No, no, no! [beat] Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.</dd><dd>Bedevere: Why do you think that she is a witch?</dd><dd>Peasant: Well, she turned me into a newt.</dd><dd>[Bedevere gives him a disbelieving look]</dd><dd>Bedevere: A newt?</dd><dd>[Silence]</dd><dd>Peasant: Well, I got better.</dd><dd>Peasant Crowd: Burn her anyway!</dd></dl>

[Morgan Evanar]

Dropped one of my math classes, no longer loosing sanity by the hour.

[Rossos Atrapes]

I forgot how good a movie UP was. Doug reminds me of my dog.

[Crusader]

Job interview today...another one and still no word from the company that told me that they want me...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Now its time for so long... but we'll sing just one more song! Thanks for doing your part - you sure are smart! Y'know with me and you, and my dog Blue, we can do anything that we want to do!

[Dasquian Belargic]

No drinks? No dancing?

Boo..

[Mu Satach]

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[Emelie Shadowstar]

Well played, Mudblood... well played.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

This is the song that never ends....

[Lilaena De'Ville]

...it just goes on and on my friend!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

... some people started singing it not knowing what it was...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

And They'll Continue Singing It Forever Just Because

[Mu Satach]

*grenade!*

[Rossos Atrapes]

I wish I had microphone. I'm totally gonna forget this entire song, and I don't often make ones of this quality. But it does remind me why I love the guitar.

[Dee]

Jason Bourne, I love you.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Sushi was had. And it was lovely :D

[Sudoku]

Late night tiny chat drinking contests will be the death of me! >_<

[Lilaena De'Ville]

So is a random pork like a one night stand with a total stranger?

[Droo]

You dirty bitch.























Yes.

[Captain Untouchable]

Today, I have been mostly playing with power tools.

:3

[Rossos Atrapes]

"Remember my credo Timmy! Stay in school."

[Xavier Synik]

Today, I have been mostly playing with power tools.

:3

There is nothing wrong wtih that... So long as you finish with the same number of fingers and toes that you started with.

[Captain Untouchable]

I should have snapped a photo of my outfit - my dust mask / goggles combo looked somewhat superheroic with the slightly fourties swept back way my hair went this morning. All that was missing was a cape! :smokin

[Ben Merasska]

I can't believe that I had forgotten my CT had come from AIRPLANE! That movie is hilarious.

"But they don't have any instruments!"

[Lesai Ennix]

:pirate

Arr... I do believe that any and all postin' I be doin' today must be comin' from this here wench! Time to bring out the rum, lads!

[Droo]

Ten days off work begins now. God bless us, everyone!

[Chaz de Coventina]

Jealousssss.

Okay, okay, Droo, here's the deal: you give me your days off and I'll give you the futon in the office. Eh, eh?

[Droo]

I do enjoy a good futon...

[Captain Untouchable]

Oh. My. God.

Back to the Future? 25th Anniversary re-release in cinemas? Weekend after next?

Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeee. :eee

[Crusader]

My mom broke her shoulder today. She had a bicycle accident...
She will get surgery in 6 days. She won't be able to do her vacation in october that she booked the last week.
I feel terrible sorry for her. :(

I guess she will be in a horrible mood once she comes home from the hospital in a few hours since she was talking about this trip the whole week.

Well it could have been worse maybe we should be all thankfull since she was not wearing a helmet during the fall.

[Chaz de Coventina]

That's terrible! :( Hugs to your momma and here's hoping for as speedy and thorough a recovery as possible. :hugs

[Dasquian Belargic]

What did I do before this whole Windows 7 split screen thing?

Browsing and watching Supernatural ftw.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Rrrrramming speeeed!!!

[Kala'ndryl Ryj]

Dune at 6:40am FTW!

[Dee]

Made me giggle, this did:

4 members and 9 guests Dee (http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/member.php?u=5064), Dai (http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/member.php?u=5000), Dragon (http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/member.php?u=3662)

[Zeven Ekkel]

Damnit, I bought one of those scam apps on my phone today for $10 because I wasn't reading. Why did I say OK? Ugh.

[Crusader]

OK what have we learned last night? The hardest difficulty setting for Halo Reach is indeed difficult and hard.

[Mu Satach]

Car horn going off out side the apartment at 5 : 30 AM = annoying.


Car horn blaring for 2hrs straight because police can't find owner = frustrating.


Whacking your forehead while getting into your own car due to sleep deprivation and general pissy attitude = priceless.

[Dasquian Belargic]

chocolate bread, where are you

[Crusader]

Curse you L4D Comic. Why did I have to read you all night long? I am not getting started this morning.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Try not to scowl so hard you give yourself a headache. Like yesterday.

[Anne Phoenix]

Wondering if we're going to Mount Dora or Dade City for this Friday's workout session.

[Anne Phoenix]

So I'm sitting here wondering why my teeth were so sensitive at the last Dentist appointment, so I decide to go read the back label of the toothpaste that I've been using for the past two weeks. Apparently it actullay removes enamel instead of adding to or srengthening it, like I need, in order to promote a whiter smile. Fail good sir, fail. :|

[Droo]

That was Rose! That was Rose! :eee

[Chaz de Coventina]

One of these days I will get to bed before midnight.

... and that day will come after I have no more BSG to watch.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

That was Rose! That was Rose! :eee

I heard about her on NPR yesterday; they did a whole story on her and what she did, what happened to her, all of it. What an amazing woman!

[Droo]

I think we're thinking of different Roses. :)

[Captain Untouchable]

I guess you got to Season 4, huh, Droo? ;)

[Abarai Loki]

Double post. Foolish phone!

[Abarai Loki]

No no, she was on the screen of the TARDIS for a split second! :eek

Edit: nice edit, don't worry, you didn't spoil anything. :)

[Dasquian Belargic]

:Colbert I swear you boys better not be spoiling stuff for me...

[Chaz de Coventina]

Ugh, leave me alone, immigration officials. I have been nothing but a law-abiding citizen.


(... except in Hyères but we can all just forget about that, can't we? :uhoh)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I think we're thinking of different Roses. :)

Apparently :p Hell of a coincidence though!

[Rossos Atrapes]

If I don't do a good job, please don't tell me after I've gone on two rooms and have assumed they were good. And don't act like I haven't done anything in there either; staying in there til midnight to do a crappy job grates on my nerves anyway.

[Chaz de Coventina]

Just when my cynicism starts to rear it's ugly head, some kindly soul does something that benefits them not a whit and bolsters my hope that ultimately people are inherently good.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

So warm. no likey.

[Chaz de Coventina]

Hypothetical question: does it make me a nerd to pretend to be Kara Thrace when I am running so that I feel tougher and go farther? ^_^;

[Pierce Tondry]

Hypothetical yes: YESSSSSSSS NERDGIRLLLLL

[Chaz de Coventina]

So then I guess I will not mention the part in this elaborately constructed fantasy where when I reach the tall grass section of the trail (on occupied Caprica) Cylons burst out of the treeline and start firing, forcing me to drop and roll down the hill (as I am out of ammo) to the hidden bush path below and loop an extra half-mile around until I get to a safe section of the main route again and can carry on down to the beach where I can send a distress signal to Galactica in the hopes that they will send a recon team to retrieve my battered and war-weary self.

Why yes I am 26, tyvm.

[Rossos Atrapes]

Don't worry about it; I still have to fight the urge to pretend to be Michelangelo whenever I watch the TMNT movies. 1 and 2, I mean. Not that silly time-travelling one.

[Crusader]

Hey guys didn't you know that I am an O.D.S.T. now and then when I need to act tough. :D

[Rossos Atrapes]

Stephen Colbert, just when you seem to be as ridiculous as you can be, you go before a Senate subcommittee and get even more ridiculous. And serious?! What next? How can you top this? Oh yeah; the 'Keep Fear Alive' rally. Nevermind.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Two bachelor parties in one night? Without a hangover the next morning!? Check and mate. :cool:

[Crusader]

Is a resurrection ship nearby? I would like to shoot myself so that I can skip this hangover.

[Pierce Tondry]

Two bachelor parties in one night? Without a hangover the next morning!? Check and mate. :cool:

You're either still drunk and can't tell, or you didn't drink enough.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

How much do you remember of each bachelor party? That is key.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Once a douche, always a douche :|

[Rossos Atrapes]

Once a douche, always a douche :|

...Douché.

[Xavier Synik]

^ :lol

I'm bored... tired... and hungry... Unfortunately can only solve 2 out of the three at any one time...

[Emelie Shadowstar]

...can't make iced coffee.
Might be too effing HOT for regular coffee.

Ok peoples, I know some of you have snow where you live already *eyes Sums* ...SEND IT. I know it won't actually snow here, but come ON. It's like... 11am and it's already 106! :cry Where the fuck is my autumn weather?

[Dasquian Belargic]

Dean Winchester, Angelfucker

[Xavier Synik]

...can't make iced coffee.
Might be too effing HOT for regular coffee.

Ok peoples, I know some of you have snow where you live already *eyes Sums* ...SEND IT. I know it won't actually snow here, but come ON. It's like... 11am and it's already 106! :cry Where the fuck is my autumn weather?


I do not have snow already... :colbert At least a couple more months for that.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

How much do you remember of each bachelor party? That is key.

I think I remember most everything... but I'll be damned if I can put the events into the correct chronological order of their happenings.

[Mu Satach]

No I do not need to hear what your personal opinion of someone else is and why they are a pain in your ass.

Be gone! I'm software testing dammit! I don't care about your interpersonal office gossip drama. >_<

[Emelie Shadowstar]

I do not have snow already... :colbert At least a couple more months for that.

You lie! McGee said there was snow in Canada in September. :colbert