A random pork occurs to me...

[Xavier Synik]

I believe McGee said he was in Saskatchewan. It's colder there then here. THuogh I don't think they have any snow yet either.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Technicalities!

I shall admit temporary defeat, however as I'm going to return to laying on the couch praying for death while cursing my innards.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

grebleargh >_<

[Rossos Atrapes]

Hot-tub -->:love<--Me

[Darth Turbogeek]

Get your fuckign brats immunised, I dont feel like catching whooping cough while I'm immuse depressed.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

My sister's immunized kids brought whooping cough to our family reunion six years ago. So there.

[Xavier Synik]

What a fucking joke... I do so love when my boss says something's "the way we've always done it" when it's not, and doesn't realize that his gaff will potentially cost his company tens of thousands of dollars.

[Mu Satach]

goober in my throat & Katie Perry in my ears...


THE HORROR!!!

[Darth Turbogeek]

My sister's immunized kids brought whooping cough to our family reunion six years ago. So there.

Booster shots. You do realise they wear off?

I'm not in the mood to tolerate anti vaxxer bullshit while I'm relying on herd immunity.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I'm not positive but I'm pretty sure they keep up on their shots.

[Zeven Ekkel]

I'm not flexible. I should stretch more.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

I shouldn't be as nervous as I am for this interview... but holy eff am I ever. :ohno

[Dasquian Belargic]

I shouldn't be as nervous as I am for this interview... but holy eff am I ever. :ohno


Good luck, and kick ass! :pirate

[Mu Satach]

Handkerchiefs a good idea since 57 BC.

[Rossos Atrapes]

My head is killing me. :/ EDIT: 20 bucks for four razor blades... my head and my balance are hurting now.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

The only thing that's good about the job at the soul-crushing company.....

is that I will be on the soul-crushing end of it. Bwahahaha.

[Dasquian Belargic]

^ You got a job in one of the Circles of Hell? :ohno

[Crusader]

I have a job! Contract signing is on Wednesday.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Get your holiday booked off :shakefist

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

For once I'm not working this saturday. I have no idea what to do with myself O_O

[Crusader]

Get your holiday booked off :shakefist

Will do Jenny. But first I have to start there.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Mmm stress induced sickness. Yum.

[Anne Phoenix]

This is unconfirmed (aka, leak), but it seems from a document recovered on her wreck that the K-129 was on the surface and trying to firing her nuclear missiles on Hawaii when secret failsafes destroyed the missiles and caused the submarine to sink. Yikes. :|

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

By golly I'm going to do that. And then I'm gonna paint it up.

[Captain Untouchable]

This is unconfirmed (aka, leak), but it seems from a document recovered on her wreck that the K-129 was on the surface and trying to firing her nuclear missiles on Hawaii when secret failsafes destroyed the missiles and caused the submarine to sink. Yikes. :|


By golly I'm going to do that. And then I'm gonna paint it up.

You're going to fire missiles on Hawaii, and then paint it? :|

You sick bastard.

[Blade Bacquin]

Nothing plus nothing is still nothing. Nothing times nothing is still nothing. Nothing minus nothing is more of nothing. Nothing devided by nothing you still get the same result of nothing.

They tell you not to dwell on the past and look to the future but to live in the moment. But what if there is nothing in the moment the math doesn't add up that there is anything in the future? If there is nothing to live for in the moment there is no future to look forward to and then all you got is the past to look back on and hope there is something anything you can hold on to.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Braehead.. wearing the same colours as the LA Kings? Sucks to be you.

[Yog]

Just installed Windows 7, and everything is working fine! :)

[Captain Untouchable]

Colonel Tigh in Smallville? Appearing in an episode with Michael Shanks? AS DEATHSTROKE?! :eee

Not only awesome in itself, but fingers crossed for some potential Vansen Tyree / Kelly Perris screenshots. :mischief

[Crusader]

I think my morals have been compromised lately...

[Xavier Synik]

ummm... where did the last three hours go?

*looks at emails*

Oh there they are....

*headdesk*

[Dasquian Belargic]

Tiny caek is still good caek.

[Captain Untouchable]

Some people are like slinkies. They serve absolutely no real purpose, but you can't help but smile when you push them down the stairs.

[Xavier Synik]

worst hot chocolate ever.... Or maybe it's supposed to be slightly chocolate flavoured hot water and I misread the menu...

[Emelie Shadowstar]

^^ I gifted someone a shirt that said that once. :lol ...Not sure what it says about that person, though.

Mmm...last week of freedom before I start the new job. You shall be honored with coffee, yarn, video games, and pajama pants.

[Xavier Synik]

ahahaha... I ruin your post

*flees*

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Meanie. :(

[Xavier Synik]

No...

If I was a meanie I'd do something far worse....

*waits for weather to get colder*

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Don't even think about it.

Well...ok, maybe it's too late for that.

So... No. Just No. :colbert

[Xavier Synik]

What?

maybe I was going to make an outdoor hockey rink, take pictures of it, and then send them to you to make you jealous....

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Still just no!

[Xavier Synik]

:( Spoilsport.

You ruin all my funz.

:cry

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Payback. :p

[Mu Satach]

cheesesticks UNITE!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Oh I'll bet!

[Droo]

On Titan it rains all the time. On Titan, raindrops are over a centimeter in diameter and are made of methane; they drift to the earth like snow.

[Tell Cho]

In my last couple of posts I used 'you' and its variants far too many times.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I need a day off :cry

[Mu Satach]

I've just been Rick Rolled by Swiss Radio!

[Anne Phoenix]

Why do people always think that just because you have the freedom of speech means you can spout as much hatred as you want and get away with it? Grrr, stupid radical baptist church hate-mongerers. :twak

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Working this Saturday. I'm already wiped out, but at least it's extra money for BN.

[Anne Phoenix]

Leaving for Folkston in 5 hours 27 minutes. First trip up there, so I'm so excited... :dance :dance :dance

[Mu Satach]

kind of sad when the your friend the stand up comic doesn't get your tweet joke... =\

[Captain Untouchable]

Whats that? Why yes, I do have an interview with an internationally recognised company this Thursday.

:mischief

[Dasquian Belargic]

Good luck :)




(...who??)

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Erm, who wants to drink themselves silly with me tonight? /beat

[Rossos Atrapes]

Everyone (except maybe two or three people) loves my Yakety Sax text tone!

[Droo]

Maccies Brecky! NOMNOMNOM!

[Captain Untouchable]

Coca-Cola Enterprises :ohno

I'm doing temp work that week... so they offered to do the interview at 7am so it'd fit around my hours. They like... really want to meet me. ^_^;

[Crusader]

Could there be life on Titan (http://www.universetoday.com/48806/titan/)? If so, one astrobiologist says humans probably couldn’t be in the same room with a Titanian and live to tell about it. “<nobr style="color: rgb(43, 101, 176); font-weight: normal; font-size: 100%; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" id="itxt_nobr_3_0">Hollywoodhttp://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif</nobr> (http://www.universetoday.com/62500/life-on-titan-could-be-smelly-and-explosive/#) would have problems with these aliens (http://www.universetoday.com/39805/aliens/)” said Dr. William Bains. “Beam one onto the Starship Enterprise and it would boil and then burst into flames, and the fumes would kill everyone in range. Even a tiny whiff of its breath would smell unbelievably horrible. But I think it is all the more interesting for that reason. Wouldn’t it be sad if the most alien things we found in the galaxy (http://www.universetoday.com/30168/galaxies/) were just like us, but blue and with tails?”


I would pay to see this episode of Star Trek :D
http://www.universetoday.com/62500/life-on-titan-could-be-smelly-and-explosive/

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Sushi for breffist sounds so delightfully tantalizing.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Watching the roommates prepping for a wedding that's a year away seriously makes me want to have a tiny ceremony without all this nonsense.

...and if one more person shows up to look at her dress today I think I may have to kill them all.

[Xavier Synik]

Sooooooooooooooo fulllllllllll of turrrrrrrrrrrrkey...

Good thing tomorrows a holiday.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

^ SO glad ours is later in the year. It's too damn warm to eat that much food >_<

Of course, I could do with the food coma right now. Getting up tomorrow at 4am is going to be hell for someone who typically doesn't go to bed until midnight.

[Captain Untouchable]

Niece's fourth birthday party + bouncy castle + lots of running around + lots of cake + 11-hour work day + national chocolate week (to the power of free samples) = exhaustion and nausea.

It could be worse... I could've won the 10 lbs toblerone in the raffle. :|

[Rossos Atrapes]

Niece's fourth birthday party + bouncy castle + lots of running around + lots of cake + 11-hour work day + national chocolate week (to the power of free samples) = exhaustion and nausea.

It could be worse... I could've won the 10 lbs toblerone in the raffle. :|

At least you have an 11 hour work day. :grumble

So far, I got a grand total of zilch, though I am taking the mostly free days and getting some original fiction done when I have the chance. Most of it's pretty slow and not very audience friendly (for instance, I have two barely sketched out languages based on Greek, Spanish, Russian and Latin, and two with only rudimentary grammar rules based on Nahuatl and Irish Celtic).

Le Sigh. |I

[Xavier Synik]

3 days of dull headaches mixed in with painful headaches is not fun...

Finding it very difficult to concentrate on work that must get done...

[Anne Phoenix]

If my current work schedule holds true, it looks like I'll have most of Thanksgiving day off, and all of Christmas off.

[Morgan Evanar]

Fuck not gonna finish this paper on time.

[Crusader]

^^Don't give up! There is always enough time just not enough sleep...Good luck on the paper!

[Anne Phoenix]

Nooo, my dry weather, come back, come back! Curse you Paula, a pox on you! :twak

EDIT: Ha! I love this quote from the latest forecast discussion regarding the small size of Paula;


A HURRICANE IS CROSSING BETWEEN THE WESTERN TIP OF CUBA AND EASTERN
YUCATAN...BUT WITHOUT MODERN TECHNOLOGY NO ONE WOULD KNOW IT WAS
THERE.

[Sudoku]

I really miss you guys. :(

[Xavier Synik]

Not sure if I'm more mad or hurt.

Nice to know that people who call me and I call them some of my closest friends think of me when they are making plans, that I hear about and get invited to from someone who I've only known for a couple of months and who is more a "friend of a friend" still...


Wish I hadn't even found out... Then at least I'd just be tired instead of tired in a very pissy mood.

[Captain Untouchable]

This sucks. :(

[Crusader]

I fucked up badly today. Dating... it's complicated...

[Xavier Synik]

I fucked up badly today. Dating... it's complicated...

Now there's the understatement of the decade...

[Crusader]

The funny thing is that she texted me today and said that she was sorry since she was in a really bad mood yesterday and it had nothing to do with me.

My initial thought after coming home last night was that I really screwed this up and that this would mean game over :D

[Xavier Synik]

Dating... it's complicated...

Requoted for accuracy...

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Someone just shoot me...

Of all the things to forget... THAT was what my brain chose to tune out? While I'm grateful nothing "bad" happened... just....ugh.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I had it almost put back together!!! :verymad

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Oh variable shift, you're such a strange mistress. Going in at 3 AM, but at least I'll be home by noon.

[Dasquian Belargic]

my early start does not feel quite so early by comparison

[Crusader]

Honey, I am home.

[Mu Satach]

You know - your "everything is a crisis" attitude makes me oh so much less enthusiastic about fixing your technical problems - seriously - you freak out about everything like someone was dying in your office.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Mu!!! Oh my gawd Muuu!!! Someone died in my office!! I neeeed you!!

[Sanis Prent]

Why do I always make a gallon of hommous when only a few folks eat it?

[Mu Satach]

Mu!!! Oh my gawd Muuu!!! Someone died in my office!! I neeeed you!!

*beep*

I'm sorry, Mu is not in right now. She's sitting in someone else's office trying to get their computer updated because between Adobe, Microsoft and the domain admins updating has become a flipping sweet experience lately.

Please press 1 - if you're computer is not on fire.

Please press 2 - if you're unable to press 1

Please call 911 in the event someone is actually dying in your office as Mu is not licensed to deal with real emergencies and will most likely pass out at the sight of blood or worse actually hasten the grim reaper to said individuals door.

Your call is as important as everyone elses and has been placed at the end of the line.

Thank you.

*beep*

[Droo]

French onion soup disaster... :(

[Anne Phoenix]

Just got back from a car show in Safety Harbor. Hotter than I expected, feeling drained from the heat, but my mom's Sunbeam Imp took second place in the Sunbeam category, which was the feature class at this year's car show. Got a few errands to run before I end the day out. :cool:

[Captain Untouchable]

Poor Cheryl. :(


:cry

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Moar beer plz

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Lyk is the Chewie/Hobbes to my Han/Calvin. XD

[Rossos Atrapes]

^ "humans are a great source of protein." On another note, I lost my flash drive with all my posts on it. Stupid me. AND: Rolling Stone's articles on Obama and especially the tea party recently are excellent.

[Mu Satach]

RANDOM!


<small><small><small>pork</small></small></small>

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Lyk is the Chewie/Hobbes to my Han/Calvin. XD

:ohno I got the shirt with them portrayed like that...

Now I just need the Winnie the Pooh prints where Han is Christopher Robbin.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Lyk is the Chewie/Hobbes to my Han/Calvin. XD

:ohno I got the shirt with them portrayed like that...


oh snap, I bought that too :D

[Nathanial K'cansce]

As did I ^_________^ (And Lyk!)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Hmm. I don't think I own any sort of Star Wars themed shirt o_O

[Pierce Tondry]

Hmm. I don't think I own any sort of Star Wars themed shirt o_O

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Well, I just haven't found one that I'm keen on yet :)

[Anne Phoenix]

Wikileaks, who gives to you so?

[Captain Untouchable]

I saw a girl in London the other day with rather large norks. Her t-shirt had "These aren't the droids you're looking for" written on it, with appropriate arrows.

I lol'd.

[Callista]

All I need are shoes!! And I'm totally Poison Ivy. Thanks to the Jenny for the suggestion :D

Not sure what kind of shoes...whether I go red pumps, or boots...I'd like knee high boots, but they're a bit impossible to find for my size feet and calf (and cheaper).

[Dasquian Belargic]

When Mario gets a mushroom power-up, and grows larger or gains a life, is he... cannibalising the head of one of the Mushroom People?

[Sudoku]

^ Yes. Delicious murder.

I'm falling in love with a robot. (Okay, not really. A film student who loves robots, TF2 and talking to me for hours and hours :3)

[Crusader]

When Mario gets a mushroom power-up, and grows larger or gains a life, is he... cannibalising the head of one of the Mushroom People?

Well super Mario is not really about saving the Mushroom Kingdom:

Super Mario is the sad story of a plumber that has given into drugs escaping from his lonesome life in New York into a drug nightmare. Trust me Super Mario is to Gaming what Yellow Submarine is to music: An attempt to visualice a drug trip.
Super Mario is constantly eating magic mushrooms and burns "flowers". One of his companion is a little dragon like creature but his real "Puff" the little magic dragon is Princess Peach which is always in another castle each time he thinks he is finally about to get her.

[Captain Untouchable]

JACE used INTERVIEW TECHNIQUE.

It's super effective!

Wild JOB OPPORTUNITY fainted! JACE gained WORK XP and $alary.

Good news, everyone! Coca-Cola Enterprises is now better with Jace. :smokin

[Rossos Atrapes]

JACE used INTERVIEW TECHNIQUE.

It's super effective!

Wild JOB OPPORTUNITY fainted! JACE gained WORK XP and $alary.

Good news, everyone! Coca-Cola Enterprises is now better with Jace. :smokin

Awesome! Great news man!

[Crusader]

I will raise a glass of coke for you, Jace! Cheers!

[Rossos Atrapes]

I rarely indulge in the "how can people be this stupid?" rant, but right now I am.

[Bretak]

JACE used INTERVIEW TECHNIQUE.

It's super effective!

Wild JOB OPPORTUNITY fainted! JACE gained WORK XP and $alary.

Good news, everyone! Coca-Cola Enterprises is now better with Jace. :smokin

Congratulations!

What sort of job are you doing for them? In sales or distributing or?

INVENTING NEW FLAVORS!?

[Captain Untouchable]

Reporting Analyst for European Strategic Procurement.

Yes, I realise that sounds made-up. But then I studied Quantum and Cosmological Physics at university, so it's sort of a theme.

:mischief

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Congrats on that!


I got this. Why? Because I'm a smooth operator. :cool

[Droo]

Bedazzled. Liz Hurley. I bet if I just ate the television screen right now that woman would make it taste like heaven. Rawr!

[Crusader]

^^I know what you mean. I love her British accent. This woman could talk about diarrhea and it would still sound like prosa to me.

[Captain Untouchable]

Why is it that when you wake up really early in the morning and don't want to get out of bed, you always need the toilet?

:grumble

[Rossos Atrapes]

80's night at the club nocka. The things I do for my friends.

[Captain Untouchable]

This will never work. This is a complete waste of time and money. There is no way that this --

:|

Huh.

Um... Humble pie and a side of my own words to table me, please? ^_^;

[Nathanial K'cansce]

That. Was. Awesome.

[Captain Untouchable]

My mood: :eee

Best. Weekend. Ever.

[Dasquian Belargic]

oh god the timezones

[Crusader]

My X-Box recognices my face faster than it takes for my father to figure out if he called his first son Peter or Michael.
Dad 0 - Kinect 1

[Rolth Wygraant]

Good People Beer...in bottles! It's....it's a miracle!!!

[Captain Untouchable]

Nah, it'll be cool. Nothing to worry about. It went great last time. It will go great this time. Absolutely nothing to --

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerves :ohno

[Pierce Tondry]

Nah, it'll be cool. Nothing to worry about. It went great last time. It will go great this time. Absolutely nothing to --

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerves :ohno

I imagine the following scenario when I read that post.

"Nah, it'll be cool," Jace thought.

He took a step towards the street corner, trying not to his worried thoughts flummox him. He'd grown so much - learned so much. This time would definitely be even better.

"Nothing to worry about. It went great last time. It will go great this time. Absolutely nothing to -"

Then the sound caught his attention. He looked up the street.

There in the driver's seat of a bus, head out the window and yelling at the top of his lungs as he drove, was Cartoon Jace.

At first, Jace couldn't quite make out what the cartoon version of himself was saying. As the bus careened closer, the sound grew in volume and finally, he realized Cartoon Jace was screaming:

"nnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNEEERRRRRRRRRRVVVVVVEEEEESSSssss ssssss"

The failbus passed by him in a blink, leaving him confuzzled on the corner, trying to comprehend what had happened. About two seconds later, a pack of "mini-Cartoon Jace"s driving midget race cars tore through the same section of street, each one yelling out a high-pitched chipmunk squeal of the same thing.

Stunned into disbelief at the failbus' pack of nutty buddies, Jace slowly sat on the sidewalk. His hand went to steady his head.

"I am so fucked," he thought.

[Captain Untouchable]

^ That is totally what happened. :lol

[Crusader]

Hear me roar!!!

[Dasquian Belargic]

Oh Jaime :love

[Crusader]

This guy works for me as Jaime and the armor looks awesome.

[Tell Cho]

I love food.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Amazing how a crappy end to a work day can be made completely right again with sake and the chef presenting his specialty roll as a happy face. :3

I'm not writing tonight and I don't care! Meh... I can stand to be behind by 4000ish words.

[Chaz de Coventina]

pumpkin-chai scones.
leek & Guinness-aged cheddar quiche.
roasted Tunisian chicken.
Dill & garlic salmon.
curried carrot & onion olive oil biscuits.
herbs de provence sweet potato fries.
rhubarb & apple tartlets.

my brother`s oven is getting a workout!

[Captain Untouchable]

OMFG. They gave him an eyepatch!

:eee

Smallville. :love

[Nathanial K'cansce]

le pant. le sigh. le pant

[Sanis Prent]

Chicken Fried Lobster.

I just, I can't even imagine it. My brain broke.

[Ilias Nytrau]

Okay, my brain informs me that I want a taco all of a sudden.

[Pierce Tondry]

Chicken Fried Lobster.

I just, I can't even imagine it. My brain broke.

This sounds like something Christin would make and/or eat. :)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Christin needs to wake her ass up and stop dragging around like death warmed over :x

[Wyl Staedtler]

Ugh, I'm shuffling like an old lady. So stiff. >_<

[Captain Untouchable]

Well... that certainly couldn't have gone any worse than it did.

>_<

[Droo]

Having a middle class Christmas on a working class income hurts my pocket. :(

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Charley, this is all your fault. ALL OF IT.

[Captain Untouchable]

They so are (http://abstrusegoose.com/301).

[Chaz de Coventina]

hahaha that's awesome, Jace.

My brother and I are both watching Law & Order: UK and instant messaging one another. We're both sitting on the sofa.

In the same room.

^_^;

[Crusader]

Welcome to my world :D

[Anne Phoenix]

Give 100 Artillery Rounds, Take 80 in return, then breathe a sigh of relief as Obama does nothing but express his 'outrage' in return. Oh but wait, you probably knew in advance he'd do nothing but that anyways, eh Kimmy 'ol boy? |I

[Droo]

Good manners. Always undervalued.

[Ilias Nytrau]

This made me giggle... (http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/12900000/Tenth-vs-Yoda-doctor-who-12944793-400-520.jpg)

[Captain Untouchable]

Well. That was an astoundingly over the top reaction. :|

[Chaz de Coventina]

I has two loaves of fluffy, moist gluten-free banana bread; one with 76% cacao chips, and the other with peanut butter chips and coconut.

It is going to be hard to decide between them for breakfast. :ohno

[Nathanial K'cansce]

^---- the one with peanut butter chips!

Work gobble gobble work sleep.

[Chaz de Coventina]

I think you are right, sir!


Also, I have no tolerance for inactivity. You don't like part of your life? Then change it.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Listening to the Lion King soundtracks makes Durotar and the Barrens so much more tolerable. It makes them awesome, in fact. Run, little Troll!Cat, run :dance

[Ben Merasska]

Dear lord, that was almost painful to write.

[Captain Untouchable]

Yet another reason to love my new job: no blocked internet sites.

Yay! :eee

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Kind of glad I did not partake in the black friday shopping extravaganza, as I got a txt from my buddy this morning at 9: 30 am saying "Be glad you didn't come out with us, she has had me out since 9: 30 last night. Save me."

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Today is a good day to nap.

[Xavier Synik]

Bad part of my day... Car is not running properly...

Good part of my day... Making uber tasty dinner for the fam...

Good will win, cause I'll deal with the car tomorrow...

[Morgan Evanar]

It's... Saturday!

Hooray!

[Oliver Queen]

Today is a good day to nap.

Quoted for repeat emphasis.

[Anne Phoenix]

I'm left wondering whether or not that really was a fake car bomb or a coverup for a close miss...:ohno

[Chaz de Coventina]

augh augh its like there`s Bolivian fire ants inside my kneecap D=

[Xavier Synik]

Guess I'm looking for a new form of vehicular transportation...

[Xavier Synik]

Dear UPS... You suck... Now find that damned package...

[Pierce Tondry]

http://brian-silverliningblog.blogspot.com/2010/11/and-i-am-so-thankful.html

Because I mention 'Fans in it. :D

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Psh... we should have made you hug the mountain. :p

[Dasquian Belargic]

Why have I not watched Blink before now? Such a great episode

[Lyanie Quez]

Tim: So we have apples with the bananas on top of the microwave and apples in the fridge. Why do we have so many apples?

Me: They're two different kinds of apples. The ones in the fridge are a kind you like.

Tim: Your mom is an apple.

Me: I wouldn't eat my mom. My mom is not an apple.

(I love my boyfriend, really I do. :rolleyes)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

What is it about rain that makes people drive even more stupid than normal?

[Pierce Tondry]

Did you get my doodle via text? :)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I did!!! :eee

Thank you so much :hug

[Pierce Tondry]

Haha, I drew it while taking phone calls at work. (Don't tell ;)) I call it "Monstersauros and the Final Fantasy Crystal Thingy".

[Rossos Atrapes]

That idiot better be alright.

[Chaz de Coventina]

"Hey Hadrian, come walk on Tannie Liz's back."

"Why?"

"It's really sore, bokkie."

"How sore?"

"Really sore."

"Five-dollars sore? Or twenty-dollars sore?"



McLellans learn extortion at an early age.

[Darth Turbogeek]

Wikileaks is awesome

[Crusader]

Fail of the day: The cleaning lady has just unplugged my PC accidently with her vaccum cleaner. One hour of unsaved progress in Pro Engineer destroyed.

Coworkers response:"You know the next time you will be quicker or save more often."

[Xavier Synik]

"Hey Hadrian, come walk on Tannie Liz's back."

"Why?"

"It's really sore, bokkie."

"How sore?"

"Really sore."

"Five-dollars sore? Or twenty-dollars sore?"



McLellans learn extortion at an early age.

that's awesome....

just be careful, the next step is starting his own protection racket.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Russiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Qataaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr!

Give us our world cup, you bawbags

[Xavier Synik]

^increase the bribe amounts next time...

Not a big soccer fan by any means, but I do not envy anyone playing in Qatar. Sure they'll probably play all the games in the evening and at night, but that will only mean it's 40C rather then 50C.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Though England is blessed with a series of excellent stadia, good transport links and policing, it is thought a number of behind-the-scenes factors possibly went against them

Yep.

:shakefist

[Darth Turbogeek]

Russiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Qataaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr!

Give us our world cup, you bawbags


Who cares, soccer is more boring than baseball OR cricket combined

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF OWWWWWW my pinkie hurts I'll roll on the ground in a Academy winning performance and the dude who fleetingly touched me will get carded and WOW magically all better!

[Morgan Evanar]

Wikileaks is awesomeIt really is. The amount of secrecy being slung around it stupid. Now only if we could get some net neutrality and decentralized DNS that would be aaamaaazing.

[Xavier Synik]

Crappy start to the week...

1) Car finally gives out (only a matter of time)
2) Laptop as an unfortunate encounter with a broken bottle in my bag that fries the monitor...

End of the week...
1) New car purchased, just have to pick it up...
2) New laptop acquired...

Not sure if I qualify the amount of money that I've spent in the past 72 hours or so a win, but it's close enough given the start of the week.

[Chaz de Coventina]

You will enjoy this workout. You will enjoy this workout. You will enjoy this workout.

... sigh. :(

[Droo]

Tactful cactus by your window
Surveys the prairie of your room,
Mobile spins to its collision,
Clara puts her head between her paws.
They've opened shops down on the Westside,
Will all the cacti find a home?
But the key to the city
Is in the sun that pins the branches to the sky.

:love

[Dasquian Belargic]

And on that note, the sun sets on this thread.