Oops! (aka Roleplay Typo Hilarity)

[Dashiel Starborn]

(7:46:49 PM) stitches0013: "“...You hear that someone broke Director's Van-Derveld's that night on Yavin 4?”"
(7:46:52 PM) stitches0013: what'd they break?! XD
(7:46:56 PM) lordvanderveld: ...rofl
(7:46:57 PM) stitches0013: my mind went....all over the place
(7:46:59 PM) lordvanderveld: hymen
(7:47:02 PM) stitches0013: ROFL

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Ah, the joys of what a missing noun can do to my brain when it is mostly sans coffee.

[Dashiel Starborn]

At least we both came to the same conclusion :mneh

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

:lol It's nice to know I'm not alone!

[John Glayde]

Wait: the Director was a virgin? O_o

Woah. Didn't see that coming...

:mischief

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

That was my first thought too ^_^;

[Dashiel Starborn]

I heard she was saving herself for the one

:ohno

[Grace Van-Derveld]

IC - Actually, I'm not a virgin. Sadly thanks to a horrific event on Corulag, it was made quite clear to me that I wasn't welcomed :mad

[Grace Van-Derveld]

I heard she was saving herself for the one

:ohno

The One is dead, thanks for reminding me.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

IC - Actually, I'm not a virgin. Sadly thanks to a horrific event on Corulag, it was made quite clear to me that I wasn't welcomed :mad
...You and me, Director lady... yeah, we should get plastered and have a talk. *nods* Or, oh! You can come kill some Imperials in horrible ways with me? C'mon... I just watched Inglourious Basterds last night. I got allllll kinds of FUN ideas to put the boys in white through. >D Mwahahahaa..

I mean... *cough* Wow... that's a shame. :|

[Dashiel Starborn]

Note to self: never piss off Tur'enne.

[Alexander Tur'enne]

The One is dead, thanks for reminding me.

I thought he was still alive, because his code was glowy and orange at the end?

[Grace Van-Derveld]

Or both of us at the same time.

I do believe, my dear, we might have to have that drink then.

[John Glayde]

Or both of us at the same time.

:|

Yes. Yes please.



:mischief

[Grace Van-Derveld]

Not my sort of thing, fool. Go find another trollop.

[Dasquian]

>_<

Frak.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

So... Peregrine... you're game for being my personal bodyguard...right? :mischief Can't keep watch over shipments forever...it gets so fretfully boring.

[Dasquian]

It does get awful lonely out there in space.. and cold. So cold.:ohno

[John Glayde]

Not my sort of thing, fool. Go find another trollop.

:|




...so, Miss Shadowstar. Name's Glayde. John Glayde.

:mischief

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Oh I've got something that can keep you feeling warm you know...








No seriously, the entire station has really nice temperature control units. Don't even need a sweater most of the time. Except when Xi gets bored and decides to make it snow... :| But that's when we bust out the alcohol!
...You can come too, Glayde!

Wait... you're rebel scum. :|
That's bad for business right now! >:

[Grace Van-Derveld]

It does get awful lonely out there in space.. and cold. So cold.:ohno

Well, if Dasquian was alive and came back, I'd certainly know quite a few things that would make up for time apart ...

[Salvo Starborn]

Oh I've got something that can keep you feeling warm you know...

Now there's the Em 'ave been missin' all a'these years :D

[Navaria Tarkin]

The Jedi need a place to train and soon. These Rebels are daytime soap happy.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Well, if Dasquian was alive and came back, I'd certainly know quite a few things that would make up for time apart ...

*haunts her pants?*




Ohgodwhatisthisfrellingpilotdoinginhere D:

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Now there's the Em 'ave been missin' all a'these years :D
Quiet you! :twak

...even if those were some good times. :yum

[Navaria Tarkin]

Not my fault. You're dead and I'm so lonely :cry

[Dasquian Belargic]

Not my fault. You're dead and I'm so lonely :cry

Navaria... I had no idea you had feelings for me :O

[Alexander Tur'enne]

Not my fault. You're dead and I'm so lonely :cry

Navaria... I had no idea you had feelings for me :O

She's not the only one...

Convicts are so hot. :mischief

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Not my fault. You're dead and I'm so lonely :cryI didn't know Jedi could channel the living.

Sheet.... that makes you all scary as hell.

And opens up some rather delightful possibilities. Hmmm.. Who wants to let me borrow their body for a bit so I don't get in trouble, huh? :D
It's not technically cheating if you do that, right?? Right?? :ohno

...*waits for partner in crime to come drag her off for this one* He always manages to show up at the <strike>worst </strike>best times.

[John Glayde]

If you borrow my body, does that mean I get to be inside yours?

[Dasquian]

Didn't you hear the woman? Personal bodyguard.

Guarding the body.

Guarding.

With my body. Guarding. Naked.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

If you borrow my body, does that mean I get to be inside yours?
Frakking hell. No. >_<


Didn't you hear the woman? Personal bodyguard.

Guarding the body.

Guarding.

With my body. Guarding. Naked.

:love Knew I hired you for a reason!


Heyyy..... waitaminute... o_O

[Navaria Tarkin]

Oh shit. Hopefully Daria doesn't find out :uhoh

(damn wrong account before, Thought I was on Grace :lol XD)

[Dasquian Belargic]

Not to worry, Master Jedi. There is enough Dasquian Belargic for you and all of your lady friends. :mischief

[Alexander Tur'enne]

And her man friends? :mischief

[Navaria Tarkin]

I do not want the company of one Dasquian Belargic :p

[Okar the Fabulous]

Ooh this thread is so good it just has to be fattening

[Meeristali Peradun]

-stares, opens mouth... and shuts it-

[Dasquian]

And to think all of this started over Grace's broken hymen...

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Well isn't that how most things interesting start?

[Alexander Tur'enne]

I do not want the company of one Dasquian Belargic :p

You'd rather have the company of two?

[Aaron Belargic]

..someone called for another Belargic?

[Emelie Shadowstar]

:D Ah, it's a good thing there's only ONE Shadowstar.


:ohno Though maybe one day there'll be two Syniks? Though probably not. :cry

[Antho Moorheart]

Cheer up, cuz.

You've got plenty of man-candy to console yourself with. :mneh

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Shaddup you... bloody pirate :shakefist

[Aaron Belargic]

What's wrong with pirates? :|

[Alexander Tur'enne]

Avast ye, sexy people! Yarr! :pirate

You're welcome to try and plunder my aft cargo hold any time you like. :mischief

[Aaron Belargic]

Sorry, mate. My princess is in another cargo hold.. er, castle.

Floating space castle, to be precise.

[Taataani Meorrrei]

..someone called for another Belargic?

...Hello therre. Ssomeone lookss losst sso farr frrom the clussterr. Mjight jI help?

[Grace Van-Derveld]

If there is a god, she hates me.

[Aaron Belargic]

..someone called for another Belargic?

...Hello therre. Ssomeone lookss losst sso farr frrom the clussterr. Mjight jI help?

:uhoh

Why am I getting this strange feeling of deja vu?

[Taataani Meorrrei]

jI don't know, djid jyou rrecentljy watch The Grraduate orr ssomethjing?

[Emelie Shadowstar]

What's wrong with pirates? :|
Lots. But I ran out of my good vodka last night so I don't feel like getting into this discussion now, kthanx. :|

Oh... Xander... dear... You should totally visit my cousins on Zeltros! :D
I mean, it'll probably cost you a decent credit or two... but I know at least one of them would be more than happy to alleviate any wants you have.

[Varon Farani]

LordVanDerveld: Oh Varon, don't turn me in ;D
LordVanDerveld: .. I wrote turn me on there
LordVanDerveld: damnit
Looks like the Commodore's after a ride on my Andromeda Ascendant. :cool

[Justinian Atreides]

Hapans. :rolleyes

Gotta touch 'em all. :mischief

[Alexander Tur'enne]

Hapans. :rolleyes

Gotta touch 'em all. :mischief

Commodore Belargic: I choose you! :lol

[Chrys Atreides]

*thwaps Justin upside the head* That's enough out of you.

[Justinian Atreides]

Aww, Chrys. Just a little fun, honey. Have a little fun?

[Chrys Atreides]

Do you not remember what happened the last time you said that? :p

I ended up a redhead and got lost on Balmorra.

[Antho Moorheart]

Oh... Xander... dear... You should totally visit my cousins on Zeltros! :D
I mean, it'll probably cost you a decent credit or two... but I know at least one of them would be more than happy to alleviate any wants you have.


You mean I could have been getting paid for that all along?!

[Justinian Atreides]

Now, now. Redheads aren't such a bad thing, darlin'. ;)

[Antho Moorheart]

... ;) Hey, Justin.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

You mean I could have been getting paid for that all along?!
>: You left from what gran tells me! Something about too boring or some crap! Personally I think you were just afraid of Celleste showing you up.

[Justinian Atreides]

See? He agrees with me.

Oh... wait... ^_^;

[Serrena Alcine]

Em...you're supposed to *call* me when these discussions happen.

After all.

Who better to be in the middle than an adult holovid star?

[Antho Moorheart]

The middle?

Of a Justin-Antho sandwich? :3

[Chrys Atreides]

*grins* See, now even I caught that, Justin.

[Fidavar Veir]

Em...you're supposed to *call* me when these discussions happen.

After all.

Who better to be in the middle than an adult holovid star?

Hear, hear! :eee

[Serrena Alcine]

The middle?

Of a Justin-Antho sandwich? :3*grins wickedly*

Ohhh...please don't taunt me with things that will never happen...


:yum

*wanders over to lick Fidavar's ear*

[Emelie Shadowstar]

But... I don't work in that kind of business. If you want to get in the middle you've gotta do it yourself, hon.

:lol I don't go for that sort of thing anymore.

...which is really strange.


:ohno ...the hell has that man done to me? ...*thinks* .... oooohhh yeahhh... :3

[Ruby Bliel]

The middle?

Of a Justin-Antho sandwich? :3*grins wickedly*

Ohhh...please don't taunt me with things that will never happen...


:yum

|I

Don't over excite the boy.

[Serasai Onashi]

Em...you're supposed to *call* me when these discussions happen.

After all.

Who better to be in the middle than an adult holovid star?

I'd rather you underneath, actually. Underneath me, that is.;)

[Serrena Alcine]

Fair enough *grins*

More for me...

*makes a list* :whip


Oh Ruby...I can't help myself...I'd apologize, but it'd be a lie ;)


That can be arranged, Onashi *looks up and down slowly*

[Meeristali Peradun]

The middle?

Of a Justin-Antho sandwich? :3


I... uh. I do not think my squadron-mate is... uh -cough- interested. :o

[Alexander Tur'enne]

Em...you're supposed to *call* me when these discussions happen.

After all.

Who better to be in the middle than an adult holovid star?

I'd rather you underneath, actually. Underneath me, that is.;)

Is that so you can pin her down, and stop her trying to escape?

[Navaria Tarkin]

Now, now. Redheads aren't such a bad thing, darlin'. ;)

I can't disagree :mischief

[Chrys Atreides]

*blinks* Hoo-boy...

*hides*

[Xavier Synik]

:D Ah, it's a good thing there's only ONE Shadowstar.


:ohno Though maybe one day there'll be two Syniks? Though probably not. :cry

Only two?

Surely there aer more Syniks out there someplace... or is that cynics?

[Daria Nytherciria]

Now, now. Redheads aren't such a bad thing, darlin'. ;)

I can't disagree :mischief

Hot Jedi ladies representin' :cool:




...at least I am assuming I'm hot. Can't actually... see... to confirm it. But I feel hot!

[Serasai Onashi]

Is that so you can pin her down, and stop her trying to escape?

Kid, she wouldn't want to escape by the time she and I would be through. But that's a good excuse. I think I'll use that one.

[Selinica Miriya]

Now, now. Redheads aren't such a bad thing, darlin'. ;)

I can't disagree :mischief


You both have taste. :yum

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Only two?

Surely there aer more Syniks out there someplace... or is that cynics?

:glomp

Well yes, but they wouldn't exactly be related to you now would they Mister <strike>Rayial</strike>, err Harkor? :lol

[Kala'ndryl Ryj]

Hot Jedi ladies representin' :cool:




...at least I am assuming I'm hot. Can't actually... see... to confirm it. But I feel hot!You are ;)

[Navaria Tarkin]

Now, now. Redheads aren't such a bad thing, darlin'. ;)

I can't disagree :mischief

Hot Jedi ladies representin' :cool:




...at least I am assuming I'm hot. Can't actually... see... to confirm it. But I feel hot!

I can confirm the feeling that you are hot :smokin

Of course, I'm curious to learn how it is you are feeling that you are hot?

[Ariana Darin]

*pulls up a seat and some popcorn* Now see... this is why I didn't join the Imperials. Rebellion types put on a MUCH better show. :rolleyes

[Sanya Tagge]

We'll see about that... >:

[Grace Van-Derveld]

Oh look, the actual deviant has arrived. :p

[Ana'Sera Beliq]

*follows closely behind Sanya*

[Serasai Onashi]

*pulls up a seat and some popcorn* Now see... this is why I didn't join the Imperials. Rebellion types put on a MUCH better show. :rolleyes

Sorry Ms. Alcine, but your capture just might have to wait. I got me a sparrin' partner!

[Ilias Nytrau]

Hot Jedi ladies representin' :cool:




...at least I am assuming I'm hot. Can't actually... see... to confirm it. But I feel hot!You are ;)

-grabs by the collar and pulls back-

Behave. :colbert

[Sanya Tagge]

Shut your mouth or I'll deviate your head from your shoulders, just like I did to your little pirate friend, Van-Derveld.

[Ariana Darin]

Sorry Ms. Alcine, but your capture just might have to wait. I got me a sparrin' partner!
Oh, you've got a ways to go before any "sparrin" happens... I never hit a man on a first...encounter.

[Kala'ndryl Ryj]

*purrs at her Master*

Awww....

[Grace Van-Derveld]

Shut your mouth or I'll deviate your head from your shoulders, just like I did to your little pirate friend, Van-Derveld.

You can try, but it will be me ripping that ego inflated head off your neck and using it for my personal toilet.

[Anbira Hicchoru]

Hey ladies, whats up

[Serrena Alcine]

Sorry Ms. Alcine, but your capture just might have to wait. I got me a sparrin' partner!
Oh, you've got a ways to go before any "sparrin" happens... I never hit a man on a first...encounter.Ohh...I *like* her. *grins*

Onashi, I can wait.

Besides...there are others ahead of you anyway.

[Serasai Onashi]

Sorry Ms. Alcine, but your capture just might have to wait. I got me a sparrin' partner!
Oh, you've got a ways to go before any "sparrin" happens... I never hit a man on a first...encounter.

Fine. I can be determined when I want to. And all of these pansies are trained snipers and such, so they don't specialize in close combat, so I will be "hittin' you up". Well, maybe they aren't pansies. But the point remains.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Well, maybe they aren't pansies.
...nice way to cover your ass there, Onashi. :colbert

[Kalail Rotas]

(breaks out the matches and molotov cocktails)

Now we can party! :smokin

[Ariana Darin]

Fine. I can be determined when I want to. And all of these pansies are trained snipers and such, so they don't specialize in close combat, so I will be "hittin' you up". Well, maybe they aren't pansies. But the point remains.
Hmmm... we may be able to work out something. If you think you can keep up, of course.

[Serasai Onashi]

Well, maybe they aren't pansies.
...nice way to cover your ass there, Onashi. :colbert

Feh. I can take ya. Trained close combat specialist, remember? That's me.




Fine. I can be determined when I want to. And all of these pansies are trained snipers and such, so they don't specialize in close combat, so I will be "hittin' you up". Well, maybe they aren't pansies. But the point remains.
Hmmm... we may be able to work out something. If you think you can keep up, of course.

I got stamina; though if I need to prove it to you I'd be willing to show you just how much I got. ;)

[Mara Tallen]

*sharpens her claws*

Close combat, huh.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Feh. I can take ya. Trained close combat specialist, remember? That's me.
Trained uhhh... frakkingclassifiedannoyinghooplah. :| Can't I just shoot you from far away?

[Mara Tallen]

Feh. I can take ya. Trained close combat specialist, remember? That's me.
Trained uhhh... frakkingclassifiedannoyinghooplah. :| Can't I just shoot you from far away?I'd say yes, but that would mean I agreed with you, and that would in turn rupture the fabric of the universe.

[Serasai Onashi]

Trained uhhh... frakkingclassifiedannoyinghooplah. :| Can't I just shoot you from far away?

Sure. If ya wanna be a pansy. :rolleyes

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Sure. If ya wanna be a pansy. :rolleyes
:|
... *holds up list of Dorn members* You are technically the only ranking officer I haven't gotten into some sort of negative confrontation with. Don't start.

[Dashiel Starborn]

Kick his ass! :pirate

[Serasai Onashi]

Sure. If ya wanna be a pansy. :rolleyes
:|
... *holds up list of Dorn members* You are technically the only ranking officer I haven't gotten into some sort of negative confrontation with. Don't start.

And here I was, thinking that you were the only one with a sense of humour for any situation. You disappoint me, Tur'enne.

[Ariana Darin]

I got stamina; though if I need to prove it to you I'd be willing to show you just how much I got. ;)
Is that so? Hmm...

*glances at Charlotte* Well you seem to have your hands full at the moment. ;) Maybe a raincheck is in order.

[Serena]

What the hell is going on in here!?

[Kalail Rotas]

A party? :mischief

[Mara Tallen]

*eyes Dash & grins*

[Serasai Onashi]

I got stamina; though if I need to prove it to you I'd be willing to show you just how much I got. ;)
Is that so? Hmm...

*glances at Charlotte* Well you seem to have your hands full at the moment. ;) Maybe a raincheck is in order.

Full? Nothing of the sort. Just making some things clear. I'll be by to show you my endurance in just a few moments.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

And here I was, thinking that you were the only one with a sense of humour for any situation. You disappoint me, Tur'enne.

:colbert You go calling a Corellian a pansy and you open doors. You should know that.

...Besides...

...I was more thinking of stealing your novellas and altering them into some form of lesson on morality than anything else. You're too fun to have turn completely against me. I got enough of that with Captain Snagglepuss over there.

[Mara Tallen]

Someone's got to be the bitch.

May as well be me.

[Grace Van-Derveld]

And in my case, the bitch is Jamo

[Ariana Darin]

Full? Nothing of the sort. Just making some things clear. I'll be by to show you my endurance in just a few moments.
;) If you say so...

[Mara Tallen]

And in my case, the bitch is Jamo*grins* You, I like.

[Iyar Thiled]

And in my case, the bitch is Jamo
That's not what he told me. :o

[Carré Inirial]

Umm, Flipper, I think you might wanna stay out of this...

[Jamo Jakatta]

She likes to pretend she's calling the shots, and who am I to deny her a little kinky roleplay? ;)

[Sanis Prent]

The last time I caught this much trim in one spot was on a casino ship out of Ryloth and I had both pockets full of chits and an open bar.

Ladies, daddy's home.

[Grace Van-Derveld]

Oh so you like roleplaying being a bitch? Interesting.

[Carré Inirial]

*facepalm*

Sanis.

I'm surprised it took you so long.

[Iyar Thiled]

Psh, Phoenix... :smokin clearly you underestimate the abilities of a good wingman.

[Saricia Ask'lan]

The last time I caught this much trim in one spot was on a casino ship out of Ryloth and I had both pockets full of chits and an open bar.

Ladies, daddy's home.

When did you become a father? o_O

[Jamo Jakatta]

Oh so you like roleplaying being a bitch? Interesting.

I thought that was your thing.

Waitaminute...

[Sanis Prent]

*facepalm*

Sanis.

I'm surprised it took you so long.

I can't be all up in fly honeys 24/7 I gots to move units and get paid sometime.

[Carré Inirial]

Psh, Phoenix... :smokin clearly you underestimate the abilities of a good wingman.Ohh..how sweeet.

You assume you're good.


I can't be all up in fly honeys 24/7 I gots to move units and get paid sometime.I swear. Between you and Kelly, this is going to get ridiculous.

[Sanis Prent]

When did you become a father? o_O

Ain't mine. Never mine.

[Jamo Jakatta]

Psh, Phoenix... :smokin clearly you underestimate the abilities of a good wingman.Ohh..how sweeet.

You assume you're good.

Hey, reverse thrusters there, missy. That's my wingman you're smack talkin'.

[Saricia Ask'lan]

That is a disconcerting notion to hear you say that because it sounds rehearsed.

[Sanis Prent]

Hypy reverse
Thrusters dip
Shawtay come check
My Corellian whip

[Sanis Prent]

That is a disconcerting notion to hear you say that because it sounds rehearsed.

Some ladies want a piece of the life and they say anything to get at that money.

[Carré Inirial]

Psh, Phoenix... :smokin clearly you underestimate the abilities of a good wingman.Ohh..how sweeet.

You assume you're good.

Hey, reverse thrusters there, missy. That's my wingman you're smack talkin'.Yes, yes it is.

Since mine isn't a PC, I have to do the work of two people :p

[Saricia Ask'lan]

i think perhaps I should leave this thread. It is too ... deviant!

[Iyar Thiled]

Hey, reverse thrusters there, missy. That's my wingman you're smack talkin'.
:cheers See... don't have to assume anything, sweetheart. I'm not dead yet.

...Speaking of which...

You wanna go back to my place later? Or do I have to get in a bar fight with you first. I mean, I know some girls like that sort of thing but they're a bit not right in the head, if you ask me.

[Sanis Prent]

i think perhaps I should leave this thread. It is too ... deviant!

Lemme get dem digits before you run up outta here

[Carré Inirial]

Saricia...please stay...

[Carré Inirial]

Hey, reverse thrusters there, missy. That's my wingman you're smack talkin'.
:cheers See... don't have to assume anything, sweetheart. I'm not dead yet.

...Speaking of which...

You wanna go back to my place later? Or do I have to get in a bar fight with you first. I mean, I know some girls like that sort of thing but they're a bit not right in the head, if you ask me.*turns scarlet* Did -everyone- see me leave with Sanis the other night?

[Jamo Jakatta]

...Speaking of which...

You wanna go back to my place later? Or do I have to get in a bar fight with you first. I mean, I know some girls like that sort of thing but they're a bit not right in the head, if you ask me.


Back to your place?

To pump some iron?

[Saricia Ask'lan]

(is three seconds away from shifting into Lupine form and running away)

o_o

[Iyar Thiled]

*turns scarlet* Did -everyone- see me leave with Sanis the other night?
I got photos, sweets! Nothing gets by us. Rule of Rogue Squadron, don't you know? Never miss an opportunity to blackmail one of your squad mates. :lol

[Kalail Rotas]

(smirks and lights a cigarette)

You Rebels are far too amusing to be killed by the Empire ;)

[Iyar Thiled]

Back to your place?

To pump some iron?

...Yes. :rolleyes

[Carré Inirial]

*turns scarlet* Did -everyone- see me leave with Sanis the other night?
I got photos, sweets! Nothing gets by us. Rule of Rogue Squadron, don't you know? Never miss an opportunity to blackmail one of your squad mates. :lolOh hell...Iyar, you lose those and I will pay you. Especially if you lose them before Kelly sees them.

[Serasai Onashi]

And here I was, thinking that you were the only one with a sense of humour for any situation. You disappoint me, Tur'enne.

:colbert You go calling a Corellian a pansy and you open doors. You should know that.

...Besides...

...I was more thinking of stealing your novellas and altering them into some form of lesson on morality than anything else. You're too fun to have turn completely against me. I got enough of that with Captain Snagglepuss over there.

As long as they're interesting, I don't care. I don't collect the damn things. That would be Captain Queer'enne. Juvenile? Yes. But my point's across.




Full? Nothing of the sort. Just making some things clear. I'll be by to show you my endurance in just a few moments.
;) If you say so...

Oh I so do. :smokin

[Jamo Jakatta]

I got one pinned up above my bunk.



:yum

[Carré Inirial]

Note to self, introduce Jamo to Mara.

[Kelly Perris]

*turns scarlet* Did -everyone- see me leave with Sanis the other night?
I got photos, sweets! Nothing gets by us. Rule of Rogue Squadron, don't you know? Never miss an opportunity to blackmail one of your squad mates. :lolOh hell...Iyar, you lose those and I will pay you. Especially if you lose them before Kelly sees them.

Before I see what, Miss Inirial?

[Carré Inirial]

Absolutely nothing, sir.

*stares down at the ground, cheeks bright red*

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

[
As long as they're interesting, I don't care. I don't collect the damn things. That would be Captain Queer'enne. Juvenile? Yes. But my point's across
Hey... you leave my brother out of this. I didn't pay him to hit on you or something.

:ohno He completely stole away one of my fave pastimes.

[Iyar Thiled]

Ah, my work here is done. Someone owes me a beer.

[Carré Inirial]

Ah, my work here is done. Someone owes me a beer.*tosses Iyar a credit chip and points to the door* Out. Now.

[Serasai Onashi]

As long as they're interesting, I don't care. I don't collect the damn things. That would be Captain Queer'enne. Juvenile? Yes. But my point's across
Hey... you leave my brother out of this. I didn't pay him to hit on you or something.

:ohno He completely stole away one of my fave pastimes.

Nothing says you have to stop. It's good fun. I am well aware that it is highly unlikely that you and I will bang like bunnies, so there's no misunderstandings about what happens when you start firin' away about my reading habits.

[Alexander Tur'enne]

[
As long as they're interesting, I don't care. I don't collect the damn things. That would be Captain Queer'enne. Juvenile? Yes. But my point's across
Hey... you leave my brother out of this. I didn't pay him to hit on you or something.

:ohno He completely stole away one of my fave pastimes.


Gods. Please. Take it back. I don't need the money. I don't want the money. I just feel so... dirty pretending to be attracted to that guy.

I keep washing myself, but it won't come off. :cry



Nothing says you have to stop. It's good fun. I am well aware that it is highly unlikely that you and I will bang like bunnies, so there's no misunderstandings about what happens when you start firin' away about my reading habits.

Bunnies! :eee

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Nothing says you have to stop. It's good fun. I am well aware that it is highly unlikely that you and I will bang like bunnies, so there's no misunderstandings about what happens when you start firin' away about my reading habits.
Oh. Well at least we have an understanding then. Was beginning to worry there a bit. :mneh

...*whaps Xander upside the head for good measure*

[Cleo Némain]

Bunnies! :eee
WHERE??? O_O

Ah wannid a bunneh bu' Cap'in said it wou'nah be sa great ta have 'board. Somethin bout them bein "jellybean fact'rees" or sumthin.

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

"Bunnjies? Somebody havjing a pjicnjic?"

[Alexander Tur'enne]

Bunnies! :eee
WHERE??? O_O

Ah wannid a bunneh bu' Cap'in said it wou'nah be sa great ta have 'board. Somethin bout them bein "jellybean fact'rees" or sumthin.

You like bunnies too? We can totally get bunnies, and keep them in my lab! Colonel Dalgas said I could have anything I wanted to help with my research and... well... everyone knows that research labs are meant to have bunnies in.

Or maybe a kitty. Oh god. Oh god. Lets get a kitty! :eee

We're totally going to be awesome friends, Cléo. :hug

[Cleo Némain]

"Bunnjies? Somebody havjing a pjicnjic?"
:colbert Cute lil bunbuns are nah forra eatin CirrKitty.

:dance Tho... new friendlies? Bes' convoy...everrrrrrrrrr

[Meeristali Peradun]

Did someone say... kitty? ;)

[Barton Henning]

Bunnies? :|

What's with all the carrots, what do they need such good eye-sight for anyway?!

[Alexander Tur'enne]

I have to ask, Cléo: who did your hair? I absolutely love it. Looks like it has so much potential. Maybe you can swing by my quarters, and we can try out some new styles? No one has let me do their hair since Charlotte hit twelve and stopped caring what she looked like anymore.


Did someone say... kitty? ;)

:|

Oh. Oh yes.

My kind of kitty. Rrawr. :mischief

[Arriana Rezner]

Did someone say... kitty? ;)

:cat yeeees?

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

:colbert Cute lil bunbuns are nah forra eatin CirrKitty.

They'rre not? That's the best. Get 'em when they'rre young, gjive thejirr neck a ljittle twjist, zjip down the mjiddle and the skjin comes off ljike a sock!

[Meeristali Peradun]

I have to ask, Cléo: who did your hair? I absolutely love it. Looks like it has so much potential. Maybe you can swing by my quarters, and we can try out some new styles? No one has let me do their hair since Charlotte hit twelve and stopped caring what she looked like anymore.


Did someone say... kitty? ;)

:|

Oh. Oh yes.

My kind of kitty. Rrawr. :mischief

You... you are not pulling my tail, are you? :ohno

[Cleo Némain]

Kitties! :eee

Uhh... mah hair? uhmmmm... guess ya can.


They'rre not? That's the best. Get 'em when they'rre young, gjive thejirr neck a ljittle twjist, zjip down the mjiddle and the skjin comes off ljike a sock!
Bu' dun alla the inner icky come alla outta them then alsa? Tha's a whole lotta mess ta go anna deal wit'. Ew... |I

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

You... you are not pulling my tail, are you? :ohno

Are you kidding? He'd pull on just about anything you let him. :rolleyes

HA. Got it out before you, Xan. Victory is mine!

[Alexander Tur'enne]

Pulling your tail about what? The fact that you look so scrumptious that I want to just... god, grab you, run my hands all over you, and just... eat you? God no. No tail pulling about that.

Well, unless you want me to 'pull' your 'tail'. I'm usually a bit more gentle than that, though. :mischief



You... you are not pulling my tail, are you? :ohno

Are you kidding? He'd pull on just about anything you let him. :rolleyes

HA. Got it out before you, Xan. Victory is mine!

...she knows me too well. ;)

Though sis? I wouldn't draw too much attention to yourself, lest you want some berration about that Dash guy.

Hmm. I wonder if his name is the only thing about him that's "quick"... :mneh

[Meeristali Peradun]

:o

Oh. Thank you for the clarification.

[Serasai Onashi]

:colbert Cute lil bunbuns are nah forra eatin CirrKitty.

They'rre not? That's the best. Get 'em when they'rre young, gjive thejirr neck a ljittle twjist, zjip down the mjiddle and the skjin comes off ljike a sock!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYiCPmwOV4A I was just reminded of this scene.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYiCPmwOV4A I was just reminded of this scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COkrsPzEmrI :dance

[John Glayde]

And I was just reminded of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99X8WDQWAKg

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Bu' dun alla the inner icky come alla outta them then alsa? Tha's a whole lotta mess ta go anna deal wit'. Ew... |I

That's the best parrt though.

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYiCPmwOV4A I was just reminded of this scene.

jI have no prroblem wjith forrda food, mostly. Some's a ljittle bland and overrdone, but you can fjind good thjings too. Just not qujite the same as home food, though.

[Cleo Némain]

That's the best parrt though.
'M thinkin... you can be all onna your onesies when tha par' goes anna 'appens, k?

[Saricia Ask'lan]

Mother used to make an excellent broth that I only recently perfected. Tis far more tastier then most of the 'forrda' food you've sampled Cirr :)

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Well, uh, jI do ljike food!

[Saricia Ask'lan]

I'll have to cook it for you some time :)

[Taataani Meorrrei]

jYess pleasse do. He needss a good jinfluence jin hjiss ljife and jI need grrandcubss!

[Saricia Ask'lan]

Wait what? I was not suggesting that Cirr and I ... that we ... oh Maker...

(facepalm)

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Oh...well.

jYou ssee he jiss almosst twentjy-fjive. Ssorrt of a nearr sscandal to not...

He'ss not gajy jiss he?

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Motherr!!!

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Well jyou do sspend almosst all jyourr tjime wjith Ssanjiss Prrent, and, well, jI'm okajy wjith whateverr jyou do. jI rrealljy am. Jusst, ugh, don't let jyourr grrandmotherr fjind out, jit would be the death of herr.

[Saricia Ask'lan]

:o Oh dear. Perhaps I should be elsewhere....

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

jI am not gay. What, because jI'm not technjically marrrjied anymorre and ljivjing jin a small shjip wjith anotherr man, you thjink jI...

[Sanis Prent]

Mum, he wants me. It's true. It runs in the family. I just have that effect on people. Male, female, human, alien. I'm flattered.

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Damn jit to hell, no! jI'm not gay. jI'm just not verry...uh...forrda women arre compljicated.

[Sanis Prent]

What about that dirty-faced girl on the Knightfall you're all carrying a torch over? Man, go up to her, tell her you're into her, and y'all get horizontal and show some O-faces already. I guarantee you she's a freak too.

Mechanic chicks are like that. Master Chief Kochanski need I say more? The type of girl when nobody's looking who straddles on top of an ion drive at sublight until the vibes get her wetter than Dagobah.

Tellin' ya. Hit that yesterday.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Sanis! If I could reach you, I'd slap you.

[Sanis Prent]

I bet you would! Harder! Harder!

[Saricia Ask'lan]

Master!!! Sanis!!!

[Alexander Tur'enne]

Mum, he wants me. It's true. It runs in the family. I just have that effect on people. Male, female, human, alien. I'm flattered.

So true. :love

[Karl Valten]

Dear god, I log on, see there are 200 new posts and find over half of them here.

I can't believe I missed this shit


....and still read the entire thread.


Damn hangover.

[Lyanie Quez]

SA-NIS PRRRRRRENT!

Ihaveaspannerwithyournameonit. :verymad

-blinks-

Oh... um. Hi... Hello, Miss Taa, ma'am. :o

Cirr.:o:o

|I

[Maxx Elgrin]

Boys to play with? And I wasn't invited? :mad

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Boys to play with? And I wasn't invited? :mad

Maxx! :D

o_O wait...

*hides him from Xander* Trust me on this one, Elgrin!

[Mara Tallen]

*facepalm*

[Maxx Elgrin]

Hello Charlotte :)

And who is a viable option then my dear? Clock is ticking and we're loosing night

[Carré Inirial]

*reads back* Cripes...I leave for an hour and *this* happens?

Sanis Prent, I'd hit you if I didn't know you'd like it.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Hello Charlotte :)

And who is a viable option then my dear? Clock is ticking and we're loosing night

You have a point. And the other Dorn boys would probably thank you if you took him off all our hands for a while... :lol

[Maxx Elgrin]

Well, I could always tie him up .... for starters.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Ugh... spare me the details, he is my brother. >_<

[Carré Inirial]

Why on earth would you tie...

*blinks*

...ok. Nevermind. Seriously, I wonder why my writer did this to me. I'm a pilot, for frak's sake.

[Maxx Elgrin]

Right sorry. I promise to 'play nice'

[Alexander Tur'enne]

Loosing night? I think I invented something to stop that... *rummages*

Oh and hi, Mister... uh... :o ... wow...

I don't think we've been introduced; I'm Alexander Tur'enne, and if your name isn't Handsome, then there is something fundementally broken with the world.

[Maxx Elgrin]

OH hell. You never said that your brother was handsome and a silver tongued devil Char. This will be fun >D

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

>_< I really... try to not think about him in those terms, thanks...

But you're uhh... welcome, I guess?

[Maxx Elgrin]

But I can :D

[Ben Merasska]

What about that dirty-faced girl on the Knightfall you're all carrying a torch over? Man, go up to her, tell her you're into her, and y'all get horizontal and show some O-faces already. I guarantee you she's a freak too.

Mechanic chicks are like that. Master Chief Kochanski need I say more? The type of girl when nobody's looking who straddles on top of an ion drive at sublight until the vibes get her wetter than Dagobah.

Tellin' ya. Hit that yesterday.

I totally did not need that mental image of Lyanie.

Eh... Lyanie? Is this why you spend so much time cleaning the engines at night?

[Alexander Tur'enne]

OH hell. You never said that your brother was handsome and a silver tongued devil Char. This will be fun >D

If you'd like, I can give you a more... thorough demonstration of this silver tongue of mine... :mischief

[Carré Inirial]

Ben, stay right there. I need someone to hide behind.

[Lyanie Quez]

Ben. :shakefist'

It's because I can't sleep. You know, catchin' z's, sawin' logs?

:|

[Maxx Elgrin]

Oh by all means Alex :yum

[Meeristali Peradun]

Well, I...

-looks at Xander, then Maxx-

:o

...I can help.

[Ben Merasska]

Ben, stay right there. I need someone to hide behind.

Eh? Oh! Uh... should I be worried? :ohno

[Alexander Tur'enne]

So... your place or mine? Or better yet, I saw some vacant senior officer's quarters down the hall. I hear they have pleanty of worktops, for when your back gets tired of the feel of mattress. :mischief


Well, I...

-looks at Xander, then Maxx-

:o

...I can help.

Well, you know what they say: two is company... three's a dream come true. Well, for me it is. ;)

[Maxx Elgrin]

... The office is closer.

(grabs Alex and grins)

I'll bring him back in at least two pieces :D

(eyes Meeristali)

Really?

(raises a brow)

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

:x

This was ...not one of my better plans, I think. Anyone got anything to drink?

[Mara Tallen]

*hands Charlotte a bottle of whiskey*

[Meeristali Peradun]

... The office is closer.

(grabs Alex and grins)

I'll bring him back in at least two pieces :D

(eyes Meeristali)

Really?

(raises a brow)


^_^;

Uh... Yes.

[Maxx Elgrin]

Aw hell, join the party then! I was just making sure ;)

[Mara Tallen]

Bloody hell, Stali...and you think -I'm- bad.

[Meeristali Peradun]

:grumble

Silence, you insufferable cub.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

*hands Charlotte a bottle of whiskey*:eee

*points at Mara* you... uhh... I won't attempt to kill you for the next 10 days. Yes.

[Mara Tallen]

*sits next to Charlotte with her own bottle*

I appreciate that. And I won't dig any furrows into the decking for that time either.

[John Glayde]

That office had better not be mine, Elgrin! :shakefist

[Maxx Elgrin]

:angel

Alex picked it out, not me.

... and I've already used it once so what's another time ...

(coughs)

We'll just file your um files. Yeah. That's it ;)

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

HOLY SHIT ...Dorn Force finished a thread! (Shut up, there were 4 characters and 3 writers...we COUNT, dammit)

This calls for a real drink. :p

...and I think I even have some whiskey around here too. :3

[Maxx Elgrin]

OMG a thread? FINISHED?

This does call for a celebration!

[Mara Tallen]

Speaking of which...I should toddle off and make my entrance.

[Serasai Onashi]

Well. That does call for celebration. Though I don't know what's worse, that actually... finishing up gets such a response. Doesn't bode well for future relationships, eh?

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

...we here at the Alliance have learned to take our victories. No matter how small they are.

Any excuse to drink, really.

[John Glayde]

I think I'll join you in that whiskey. :cheers

[Justinian Atreides]

An' so will I! :cheers

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Men after my own heart... Glayde, why do I fight with you so often, again? :p

[Maxx Elgrin]

Fighting makes for good foreplay. Go get her John ;)

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Uhm... what? :uhoh

[Maxx Elgrin]

What? Alex can't have all the fun

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Yes... yes he can. He has enough "fun" for the both of us.

[Serasai Onashi]

Fighting makes for good foreplay. Go get her John ;)

It most certainly does. And Charlie here certainly seems the type for it too. And there's another foxy lady I'm thinking who might enjoy a good fight...

*thinks of Ariana* Oh yeah. Show me those stances baby. Horse stance? Good for stability...

[Carré Inirial]

Someone remind me again why I keep posting in this thread?

*goes slightly wide-eyed and backs towards the door*

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Because you long to be corrupted, of course.
It really is a lot of fun, deary.

[Sanis Prent]

SA-NIS PRRRRRRENT!

Ihaveaspannerwithyournameonit. :verymad

-blinks-

Oh... um. Hi... Hello, Miss Taa, ma'am. :o

Cirr.:o:o

|I

Tell me I'm wrong. Girl mechanics into kink? I mean it only happens every time I open my eyes.

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

...jI'm gojing to go kjill myself...

[Carré Inirial]

That's because you keep falling asleep in the wrong places, Sanis.


Because you long to be corrupted, of course.
It really is a lot of fun, deary.Umm...well no...not exactly...I...

*blushes*

Oh hell. I really hate my writer.

[Taataani Meorrrei]

(adjusts glasses)

Oh...sshe'ss njice! And sshe'ss got a trrade and sskjillss, alwajyss good to fjind a woman that can ssupporrt jyou, Cirrsseeto.

Ahem, Mjisss Quez, do jyou have good jintentjionss forr mjy ssweetesst cub?

[Ben Merasska]

(adjusts glasses)

Oh...sshe'ss njice! And sshe'ss got a trrade and sskjillss, alwajyss good to fjind a woman that can ssupporrt jyou, Cirrsseeto.

Ahem, Mjisss Quez, do jyou have good jintentjionss forr mjy ssweetesst cub?

Yeah. Lyanie, are you gonna make an honest... cat outta Cirr here? Wouldn't want ya to corrupt him now with your seductress's ways. ;)

[Abarai Loki]

There are more hormones here than sense. Allow me to assist. When tensions arise amongst deployed soldiers, a boxing tournament allows them to defuse any aggressive impulses in an otherwise isolated environment. Assuming there is a similarity between aggressive and sexual tension, logic dictates the problem would be solved by an open orgy. Please wash first and remove any problematic abundance of body hair - I'm looking at you, Madame Meorrrei!