Oops! (aka Roleplay Typo Hilarity)

[Lyanie Quez]

SA-NIS PRRRRRRENT!

Ihaveaspannerwithyournameonit. :verymad

-blinks-

Oh... um. Hi... Hello, Miss Taa, ma'am. :o

Cirr.:o:o

|I

Tell me I'm wrong. Girl mechanics into kink? I mean it only happens every time I open my eyes.

You... YOU. I am just not going dignify that with an answer. Not that it would be any of your business if I was.




(adjusts glasses)

Oh...sshe'ss njice! And sshe'ss got a trrade and sskjillss, alwajyss good to fjind a woman that can ssupporrt jyou, Cirrsseeto.

Ahem, Mjisss Quez, do jyou have good jintentjionss forr mjy ssweetesst cub?

Yeah. Lyanie, are you gonna make an honest... cat outta Cirr here? Wouldn't want ya to corrupt him now with your seductress's ways. ;)

Well, um... Ma'am, Cirr is awfully nice. I guess you could say that. :)

BEN! Stop lyin'. I'm not a... seductress and you know it. :|

[Ben Merasska]

BEN! Stop lyin'. I'm not a... seductress and you know it. :|

Oh I know. I know. But what happens if you don't feel the same way about havin' Cirr's cubs than he does? Don't wanna go hurtin' his feelings, you know.

And I don't know if I like that kid's line of thinking. Though that Meorrei woman is pretty.

[Taataani Meorrrei]

There are more hormones here than sense. Allow me to assist. When tensions arise amongst deployed soldiers, a boxing tournament allows them to defuse any aggressive impulses in an otherwise isolated environment. Assuming there is a similarity between aggressive and sexual tension, logic dictates the problem would be solved by an open orgy. Please wash first and remove any problematic abundance of body hair - I'm looking at you, Madame Meorrrei!

A woman...sshave? Jusst ljike forrda to have ssuch a ssjilljy rrule.

That bejing ssajid, jyou talk sso well! How adorrable!

jI'd jusst have to take jyou home but that would jinvolve feedjing and takjing carre of jyet anotherr hussband.

[Abarai Loki]

While my diet is very humble and your gene pool could very well benefit from my superior breeding and excellent bone structure, I will not play second fiddle to another man, or twelve for that matter. Then again, becoming Cirrsseeto's step-father is an intriguing concept...

[Lyanie Quez]

BEN! Stop lyin'. I'm not a... seductress and you know it. :|

Oh I know. I know. But what happens if you don't feel the same way about havin' Cirr's cubs than he does? Don't wanna go hurtin' his feelings, you know.


You think I haven't thought about that already? :rolleyes

[Ben Merasska]

BEN! Stop lyin'. I'm not a... seductress and you know it. :|

Oh I know. I know. But what happens if you don't feel the same way about havin' Cirr's cubs than he does? Don't wanna go hurtin' his feelings, you know.


You think I haven't thought about that already? :rolleyes

Oho! So you do plan on makin' an honest cat of our friend. How many would you want for the first litter? I'm thinking four might be too many. :p

[Lyanie Quez]

BEN! Stop lyin'. I'm not a... seductress and you know it. :|

Oh I know. I know. But what happens if you don't feel the same way about havin' Cirr's cubs than he does? Don't wanna go hurtin' his feelings, you know.


You think I haven't thought about that already? :rolleyes

Oho! So you do plan on makin' an honest cat of our friend. How many would you want for the first litter? I'm thinking four might be too many. :p

Ben... Don't you think this is all a little bit... none of your business?

[Abarai Loki]

How many would you want for the first litter? I'm thinking four might be too many. :p

Not if Captain Prent's recent claims are anything to go by...

[Ben Merasska]

Oho! So you do plan on makin' an honest cat of our friend. How many would you want for the first litter? I'm thinking four might be too many. :pBen... Don't you think this is all a little bit... none of your business?[/quote]

You know what? You're right. This isn't my business. I'll just leave you and your guy to start on those kittens.



How many would you want for the first litter? I'm thinking four might be too many. :p

Not if Captain Prent's recent claims are anything to go by...

Kid, there's a difference between bein' kinky and the amount of children a lady wants. It's all about the intended consequences, see?

[Alexander Tur'enne]

Hey - has anyone noticed that, no matter how many times you look, Lyanie always seems to be on her back?

I don't mean to be crass, but I think she doth protest too much. Lyanie: why not quit resisting, and let Cirr put his cat amongst your pigeons? :mischief

[Lyanie Quez]

Hey - has anyone noticed that, no matter how many times you look, Lyanie always seems to be on her back?

I don't mean to be crass, but I think she doth protest too much. Lyanie: why not quit resisting, and let Cirr put his cat amongst your pigeons? :mischief

It's called work, popsicle-boy. :grumble

[Abarai Loki]

Kid, there's a difference between bein' kinky and the amount of children a lady wants. It's all about the intended consequences, see?

Not at all. The psychological correlations between a woman's number of sexual liaisons and her desire to procreate do not interest me, Mister Merasska. My calculations are based on matters of pure... elasticity.

[Alexander Tur'enne]

It's called work, popsicle-boy. :grumble

Woah. I never met a real-life hooker before!

How much will it cost to get you to suck my popsicle? Fair warning: I will be pretending you are a guy throughout.

[Lyanie Quez]

It's called work, popsicle-boy. :grumble

Woah. I never met a real-life hooker before!

How much will it cost to get you to suck my popsicle? Fair warning: I will be pretending you are a guy throughout.

That is not what I meant! |I

If I weren't a law-abiding gal, I would take a welding torch to you and see what I could make of it.>D

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

While my diet is very humble and your gene pool could very well benefit from my superior breeding and excellent bone structure, I will not play second fiddle to another man, or twelve for that matter. Then again, becoming Cirrsseeto's step-father is an intriguing concept...

Please, don't play wjith fjirre Lokji. My famjily jis best obserrved frrom afarr.

Motherr, can you stop bejing...uh...you forr a moment? jI'd rratherr you not jusst completely destrroy my chances wjith the fjirrst perrson jI've been semji-serrjious about sjince Iesshaauurri.

[Abarai Loki]

Since what? I beg your pardon, Cirr, have you got something stuck in your throat?

[Alexander Tur'enne]

It's called work, popsicle-boy. :grumble

Woah. I never met a real-life hooker before!

How much will it cost to get you to suck my popsicle? Fair warning: I will be pretending you are a guy throughout.

That is not what I meant! |I

If I weren't a law-abiding gal, I would take a welding torch to you and see what I could make of it.>D

Ears open, Onashi: looks like someone is planning to melt some loins!


As for you, Miss Quez: I suppose it's testement to the quality of your mechanical skill that your selection of aperatus even contains a welding torch. For most of us more distinguished and talented practicioners of the mechanical arts, such equipment is reserved for the utility droids that we surround ourselves with. I find your threat of violence with such a crude device to be, well, distasteful.

Of course, I suppose one could expect nothing less from someone so plain and, well... would it have killed you to wash your face? I mean, darling, please: there are people here. What are you doing: trying to be prepared, just in case you're called up for an emergency commando mission?

You may threaten me with your torch, woman: but my tongue can cut far more effectively.

[Carré Inirial]

I'll hold him down, Lyanie...you get the torch.

And a pair of pliers, too!

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Now now... Miss Inirial... I can't really let you do that. I'm afraid that all injuries inflicted on Xander are to be done at my hands and a girl's gotta defend her turf, you realize. And making sure the boy has at least one injury that is causing him annoying amounts of pain at all times has been my job since, well, I could walk.

[Alexander Tur'enne]

Wouldn't it be fantastic if a contingent of loyal, hunky men appeared to save me right now? It'd totally make for a fantastic dramatic twist at this juncture, and the audience definately wouldn't see it coming.

Really good idea.

Totally.

*waits expectantly*

[Carré Inirial]

*sighs and shakes her head*

Well, alright. Could you smack him then? I'd have hauled off and punched him a while back if I thought it'd be at all effective.

[Amos Iakona]

I'll hold him down, Lyanie...you get the torch.

And a pair of pliers, too!

I don't have pliers, but I do have a really big sword.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Xander, keep dreaming, hon.

Now... Quez, be a dear and hand me those pliers that the pilot asked for? >D Don't think I've ever ripped out someone's fingernails before and well, it's best to practice on someone you trust!

[Alexander Tur'enne]

I'll hold him down, Lyanie...you get the torch.

And a pair of pliers, too!

I don't have pliers, but I do have a really big sword.

Now is not the time to boast!

Although... where exactly are these pliers / sword getting inserted?

Might as well hope for one last thrill before I die... :mischief

[Carré Inirial]

*blushes at Amos & looks back to Charlotte*

Can I at least hit him once? Please?

[Amos Iakona]

Just bend over, and I'll ...

Wait. I think there is a lesson to be learned here.

Uh... damn. Most of my threats are to do with kicking, shooting, or otherwise injuring 'ass'. I get the feeling he'd enjoy that.

I feel so... useless...

[Ben Merasska]

You know, I can tease and play with Lyanie, whatever yer name is. But you can't. But after your sister's done with you, I might drag the remains out an airlock.

Lyanie's a sweet girl, and callin' her a whore passes my non-violence threshold by a good margin. Just cool it, right?

[Lyanie Quez]

Xander, keep dreaming, hon.

Now... Quez, be a dear and hand me those pliers that the pilot asked for? >D Don't think I've ever ripped out someone's fingernails before and well, it's best to practice on someone you trust!

Here, you can use my best pair. >D

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Since what? I beg your pardon, Cirr, have you got something stuck in your throat?

Hjiss, wjife, ljittle forrda. Mjy ljittle cub, accorrdjing to ourr cusstom, jiss sstjill marrrjied to a, eh, forrmerr frrjiend of mjine.

(shakes her head and laughs a little)

Oh, what a sscandal that wass. jI'm sstjill dealjing wjith jit...but what'ss done jiss done. Doessn't make me love hjim anjy lesss. How could jI?

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Here, you can use my best pair. >D
I'm honored!

C'mere dearest brother... I have to discuss something with you!

[Carré Inirial]

*wanders off to entertain herself by harassing one of her 'brothers'*

[Alexander Tur'enne]

You know, I can tease and play with Lyanie, whatever yer name is. But you can't. But after your sister's done with you, I might drag the remains out an airlock.

Lyanie's a sweet girl, and callin' her a whore passes my non-violence threshold by a good margin. Just cool it, right?

If you drag me out an airlock, you'll hit vacuum yourself and die. Idiot.


And Charlotte; please. This again? I thought we were over that adolescent jealousy that I had naturally beautiful nails, and you had to spend all your allowance on manicures. Well, that and the waxing. You still having to do that by the way, or did you get your spine permanently lasered?

[Ben Merasska]

You know, I can tease and play with Lyanie, whatever yer name is. But you can't. But after your sister's done with you, I might drag the remains out an airlock.

Lyanie's a sweet girl, and callin' her a whore passes my non-violence threshold by a good margin. Just cool it, right?

If you drag me out an airlock, you'll hit vacuum yourself and die. Idiot.


And Charlotte; please. This again? I thought we were over that adolescent jealousy that I had naturally beautiful nails, and you had to spend all your allowance on manicures. Well, that and the waxing. You still having to do that by the way, or did you get your spine permanently lasered?

Meh. It'd be for a good cause. Then someone can say something nice about me at my funeral!

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

And Charlotte; please. This again? I thought we were over that adolescent jealousy that I had naturally beautiful nails, and you had to spend all your allowance on manicures. Well, that and the waxing. You still having to do that by the way, or did you get your spine permanently lasered?
Now Xander, no need to spread rumors. Just because I broke your thumb that one time you decided to arm wrestle me in front of that girl you thought was cute in high school... I mean, I know I made you cry in front of her and probably ruined your chance of ever... well... :rolleyes

Now that I think of it, you were probably more upset about all the guys that saw it too.

[Alexander Tur'enne]

You know, I can tease and play with Lyanie, whatever yer name is. But you can't. But after your sister's done with you, I might drag the remains out an airlock.

Lyanie's a sweet girl, and callin' her a whore passes my non-violence threshold by a good margin. Just cool it, right?

If you drag me out an airlock, you'll hit vacuum yourself and die. Idiot.


And Charlotte; please. This again? I thought we were over that adolescent jealousy that I had naturally beautiful nails, and you had to spend all your allowance on manicures. Well, that and the waxing. You still having to do that by the way, or did you get your spine permanently lasered?

Meh. It'd be for a good cause. Then someone can say something nice about me at my funeral!

"He died how he lived - acting like a fucking moron." -- that good?





And Charlotte; please. This again? I thought we were over that adolescent jealousy that I had naturally beautiful nails, and you had to spend all your allowance on manicures. Well, that and the waxing. You still having to do that by the way, or did you get your spine permanently lasered?
Now Xander, no need to spread rumors. Just because I broke your thumb that one time you decided to arm wrestle me in front of that girl you thought was cute in high school... I mean, I know I made you cry in front of her and probably ruined your chance of ever... well... :rolleyes

Now that I think of it, you were probably more upset about all the guys that saw it too.

Charlotte... that's low. You know I didn't back then. It wasn't until... you know...

Laura...

:cry

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Charlotte... that's low. You know I didn't back then. It wasn't until... you know...

Laura...

:cry
See? >: How do you like it?

Now... apologize to everyone and if you do it well enough I'll give you the latest novella I lifted off of Onashi the other day. I saw a passage... was horrible. You'll love it.

[Ben Merasska]

"He died how he lived - acting like a fucking moron." -- that good?

That actually is pretty good. Though since I haven't really gotten any in a while, it'd be more like "acting like an absurd moron". But you got the gist of it.

[Alexander Tur'enne]

Charlotte... that's low. You know I didn't back then. It wasn't until... you know...

Laura...

:cry
See? >: How do you like it?

Now... apologize to everyone and if you do it well enough I'll give you the latest novella I lifted off of Onashi the other day. I saw a passage... was horrible. You'll love it.

But I... but... *sigh* Fine.


Lyanie - I'm sure you are a very nice person, and would come to realise that were I to actually spend the time to get to know you. To judge your mechanical skills so harshly based on a mere inference was absurdly unjust of me; and if I'm honest, were you a man or were I less homozygous in the subject of my affections, that whole slightly scruffy mechanic look would totally make me hot. If we ever get the chance, maybe I could make it up to you with a caf sometimes? Avoiding frozen confectionary would perhaps be wise.

Ben - Sorry dude: you're still a moron.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Close enough! *lobs a datapad at Xander* :lol

[Serasai Onashi]

Charlotte... that's low. You know I didn't back then. It wasn't until... you know...

Laura...

:cry
See? >: How do you like it?

Now... apologize to everyone and if you do it well enough I'll give you the latest novella I lifted off of Onashi the other day. I saw a passage... was horrible. You'll love it.

Was it the infamous melting loins one? Ashila's Sorrow has some pretty graphic scenes. Definitely some worse novellas out there to be sure.

[Lyanie Quez]

Charlotte... that's low. You know I didn't back then. It wasn't until... you know...

Laura...

:cry
See? >: How do you like it?

Now... apologize to everyone and if you do it well enough I'll give you the latest novella I lifted off of Onashi the other day. I saw a passage... was horrible. You'll love it.

But I... but... *sigh* Fine.


Lyanie - I'm sure you are a very nice person, and would come to realise that were I to actually spend the time to get to know you. To judge your mechanical skills so harshly based on a mere inference was absurdly unjust of me; and if I'm honest, were you a man or were I less homozygous in the subject of my affections, that whole slightly scruffy mechanic look would totally make me hot. If we ever get the chance, maybe I could make it up to you with a caf sometimes? Avoiding frozen confectionary would perhaps be wise.

Ben - Sorry dude: you're still a moron.

Apology accepted, Xander!

I'm awfully sorry I threatened you with a torch, but if I'd really meant it, I might not have warned you and I'd have used a gun. That being said, I'd love to go for a caf, sometime. ^.^

Oh and, another thing? I clean up real well. I um... have proof.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Was it the infamous melting loins one? Ashila's Sorrow has some pretty graphic scenes. Definitely some worse novellas out there to be sure.
Indeed it IS in the infamous one. :D Only steal the best. Or something...

[Serasai Onashi]

Charlie, all you needed to do was ask. I was finished with it anyway. But I suppose you do need training for those infiltration skills, eh?

Next time, try it while I'm sleeping, and infiltrate my bed.

...That was horrible. But I enjoyed saying it.

[Alexander Tur'enne]

Don't bother, sis - there's only space for two in here.

Oh, Sai: your abbreviated name describes so much about how you make me feel. :love

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Next time, try it while I'm sleeping, and infiltrate my bed.

...That was horrible. But I enjoyed saying it.

;) only if I get to practice the other skills I picked up in the 5th.

[Alexander Tur'enne]

Next time, try it while I'm sleeping, and infiltrate my bed.

...That was horrible. But I enjoyed saying it.

;) only if I get to practice the other skills I picked up in the 5th.

...being conveniently reassigned so that you don't die?

[Serasai Onashi]

Don't bother, sis - there's only space for two in here.

Oh, Sai: your abbreviated name describes so much about how you make me feel. :love

:| ...What the hell are you doing in my bed? Get the frell outta here!

And Charlie, that depends on what those other skills are. If it's painful, let's skip the bed and go right into sparring then!

[Dasquian Belargic]

I'm pleasantly surprised that - having left for 7 hours - I haven't returned to find this thread had turned into a free for all orgy!

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

...being conveniently reassigned so that you don't die?
:|



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[Alexander Tur'enne]

I'm pleasantly surprised that - having left for 7 hours - I haven't returned to find this thread had turned into a free for all orgy!

That's because Maxx, Stadi and I "took it outside". :mischief

[Dasquian Belargic]

Outside?

You weren't dressed as cops were you? :ohno

[Alexander Tur'enne]

No. Definately not dressed as cops.

Not really dressed as anything... :mischief

[Meeristali Peradun]

Ahem.

Clothing really is restrictive for some activities. :yum

[Okar the Fabulous]

Somebody get my holoprojector. I'm in my element. Ooh, I know, I'll be Princess Leia, and some of you handsome beauties can be Luke Skywalker and Han Solo! Oooh somebody stop me it's so delicious it ought to be in a foil wrapper!

[Chrys Atreides]

*fails at finding a comment & simply smiles at Okar*

[Dasquian Belargic]

Apparently everyone was shitting in Tondatha.

Must be something in the food.

:|

[Droo]

We'll be cleaning the tavern for hours! :shakefist

[Akasha Khan]

At least everyone was shitting in their usual places. So it's not like this hasn't happened before.

[Abarai Loki]

Dear Miriam,

According to a furry new acquaintance of mine, there's "no trust inseminating from" me, so he pulled out his own lightsaber and extended it towards me... what should I do?

Yours apprehensively,
Confused in Space.

[Salem Ave]

Yesss the glorious return of this thread

[Taataani Meorrrei]

jIjyarr don't jusst sstarre at jit, eat jit >D

[Halajiin Rabeak]

--Removed by the request of the person who goofed and made a funny--

[Anna Fernandez]

Ok now I am dying of curiosity!

[Flux]

Here's a video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OonDPGwAyfQ) relevant to the topic at hand. Let it be a lesson to all of you!