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[Captain Untouchable]

You know how the gay kid from Glee does a gay little dance, then shoots, and scores?

Metaphorically, I did the same today. Except, instead of "shooting", I descended into a surrealist ramble about being mounted by a dog, and the goal post sorta wandered away. >_<

[Droo]

So she doesn't dig Beyoncé! To hell with her I say! Dance, you little gay rambler, dance!

[Captain Untouchable]

I was being metaphorical. Dancing in this instance was more of a warm-up conversation, during which I recounted the story of how I was, at age 12, mounted by a Golden Retriever; it put it's front paws on my shoulders, and proceeded to hump my entire body, rather than just my leg. Creepily, it was a she.

I was raped by a girl. :cry

[Droo]

No wonder you're having dating issues! :ohno

[Captain Untouchable]

Droo: is this what you meant by "little gay rambler"?

http://www.frostitution.net/gallery/albums/ftp/spaced/snapshot20041223000457.jpg

[Emelie Shadowstar]

:whaa

After dreaming that my boyfriend left me and I completely made out with a friend of mine while staying at their place after I hitchhiked away from my home... I woke up with a song I have not heard in a LONG time in my head. Dance...magic.... dance? Bowie, what are you trying to tell me?

[Dashiel Starborn]

Perhaps you remind him of the babe.

[Droo]

What babe?

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Maybeeee....
Or maybe it's my subconscious telling me to post as my Jennifer Connelly Zeltron character? :lol

[Droo]

YOU RUINED IT!!! :verymad

[Emelie Shadowstar]

>: I didn't see you post! *fist shake!!!!*

[Salvo Starborn]

Maybeeee....
Or maybe it's my subconscious telling me to post as my Jennifer Connelly Zeltron character? :lol

Listen to that voice in your head. Lissssten. :yum

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Think of everything I could have accomplished if I just did not ever nap!?

[Emelie Shadowstar]

>_< too many videogames...

[Mara Tallen]

You know, vodka would make this better.

[Selinica Miriya]

^ Yes. :yum

[Captain Untouchable]

Sat watching ESPN America, so I can catch the action from the 3rd last night. 3-2 win to the 'Nucks? Curse my weak-willed need to sleep! :mad

I also just mapped out all the 'Nucks and Ducks matches for the next month into my diary. Thank god I barely sleep anyway; would it be really bad if I booked my shifts at work to give myself extra scope to stay up late and watch 'em live? >_< Liz; Miri - holding you personally responsible for this. You're not blameless either, Sarah - wouldn't even have watched if I didn't want to understand what the hell half your tweets mean! :shakefist (:mneh)

The only two questions I need to worry about now: 'Nucks jersey or Ducks jersey? Should I just go with the one that brings out my eyes? :ohno

[Mara Tallen]

Bruins jersey, boy :twak

[Nathanial K'cansce]

I want to see a Biden bobble-doll head.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Do I need to start watching hockey too? Is this what it's come to?!

[Captain Untouchable]

Do I need to start watching hockey too? Is this what it's come to?!

The Vancouver game was on at 3.30am last night. >_<

Maybe we should do some research on British Ice Hockey, and start following a UK team? That way we could add "going to a game" to our list of excuses for getting together and getting drunk. :D


Bruins jersey, boy :twak

Maybe a Bruins jersey, but done up with the name/number of O'Brien from the Canucks? Your guys' uniforms pretty much look like Star Trek ones anyway. :mneh

[Carré Inirial]

JENNY! We will convert you *claps with delight*

Jace...you could always customize one. Personally, I'll be prancing around in my Chara jersey, thank you.

[Dasquian Belargic]

I used to go watch the Newcastle Vipers every weekend when I was younger, but I haven't been to a game in a while now.. Not since I worked at the Arena where they used to play at. I think they've been relegated now |I

Let's find some underdogs to cheer on :D

[Carré Inirial]

Of course, with spring training right around the corner, what I really want is people to watch baseball with...*sighs longingly*

[Xavier Synik]

*hands Jenny a Leaf's jersey*

Underdog acquired...

*waits for the backlash*

[Carré Inirial]

*lol* No backlash, Mr. Ahead of Last Place By Three Points and Behind The Bruins By Ten.

[Xavier Synik]

At least I'm not an Oiler's fan.

[Carré Inirial]

Amen to that.

[Morgan Evanar]

Got too much to do to feel down.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Of course, with spring training right around the corner, what I really want is people to watch baseball with...*sighs longingly*

Back in 1999 I was all about the Lakers :3

Oh, and Newcastle Eagles of course. Gotta support the home team.

[Rossos Atrapes]

Just finished writing and doing the editing on the first short story I've written in a long, long, long, long time. Hope this means I'll be writing more in the future.









...Not that 'Fans posts aren't writing! But they aren't the same sorta thing, you know?

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

*hands Jenny a Leaf's jersey*

Underdog acquired...

*waits for the backlash*

There is no backlash...

But, you giving her the bag that goes with the jersey? :lol

As for you, Jace... go with whoever.

However... you even consider wearing a Red Wings jersey and I think every last one of us may just disown you. :p

Now if you'll excuse me, I still have some cursing and whining about last night to do.

[Carré Inirial]

*hisses at the mention of the Red Wings*

We will hunt you down at Burning Nerd and pelt you with rocks. *nods*

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Dee...darling. rocks?

That's uncivilized.

...We're going to put him and his Wings jersey in the giant wicker man and set him aflame if he so chooses that fate! >D

[Captain Untouchable]

What if I wore a Darkwing jersey?

[Carré Inirial]

Dee...darling. rocks?

That's uncivilized.

...We're going to put him and his Wings jersey in the giant wicker man and set him aflame if he so chooses that fate! >DYou mean we no longer stone people to death? Good heavens, I'm behind the times.


What if I wore a Darkwing jersey?You have to be the terror that flaps in the night to pull it off, though.

[Xavier Synik]

The brown bags are optional. Though if the team keeps playing like they have the players are going to have to start wearing them.

Though if they did that they might just use the paper to write their trade requests on.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Don't send them to me, thanks.
...unless you'll take Whitney. Then again at this point we might just give him away. :( Think we can rewind the trade last year and get Kunitz back from the Penguins for him?

I miss him...:cry

*needs to...stop talking hockey now* lol

[Xavier Synik]

The only player worth anything on this Leaf team is Kaberle, and sounds like the Bruins are front runners for his services. Though we'll see.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Dee...darling. rocks?

That's uncivilized.

...We're going to put him and his Wings jersey in the giant wicker man and set him aflame if he so chooses that fate! >D


Killing him won't bring back your god damn honey!!!!!

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Not the bees!!!

[Captain Untouchable]

My eyes!!!! AAAAAAAH!!!

...y'see, if Nick Cage had done Ghost Rider earlier in his career, he wouldn't have had a problem with those bees at all.

[Dasquian Belargic]

How'd it get burned?

How'd it get burnedHow'd it get burnedHow'd it get burnedHow'd it get burned!??!?

[Ariana Darin]

You set the dial on the toaster up too high. *nods sagely*

[Droo]

Ewar Woowar will be turning in his grave right now! :(

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Oh fucking COME ON!! It took you over THREE MONTHS after you lay me off to get me my final paycheck and it FUCKING BOUNCES???! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? :verymad

[Mara Tallen]

O_O

*backs away slowly*

[Captain Untouchable]

You set the dial on the toaster up too high. *nods sagely*

For some reason, I have a creepy notion in my head of a sex chat line run by Cylons, called "dial-a-toaster". :|

[Mara Tallen]

*nearly spits her wine as she laughs*

So wrong...so...very...wrong...and yet....

*cackles*

[Captain Untouchable]

Cylon sex-chat would be awesome if you were the dominant type -- something along the lines of:

"Bend over for me; yeah... that's a gooood toaster..."

"By your command."

:cyduck

[Carré Inirial]

Cabernet Sauvignon...I...had it.

On my last glass. Rest of the bottle is swimming happily through my veins right now.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Zombies make everything better :)

[Dasquian Belargic]

why did I not take today off work :|

[Crusader]

Zombies make everything better :)
Definetly!

[Dasquian Belargic]

I don't know... there must be some things you don't want a zombie in.

Your pants, for instance.

[Captain Untouchable]

Do you think that zombies ever get confused, and wind up in a guy's pants?

I mean, that's where our brain is meant to be, right? :mischief

[Carré Inirial]

*facepalm*

---

Oh cabernet, how I did love thee.

[Xavier Synik]

Oddest headline read today.

"Bin Ladin blasts US over climate change."

The guy blows shit up, why the hell does he care about climae change???

[Crusader]

<-feels kind of immature because he does not want to be alone tonight...

+ plus this one is hungry :)

[Droo]

I mean, that's where our brain is meant to be, right? :mischief

I OBJECT! :verymad

Don't reinforce negative stereotypes in the minds of those... females. :grumble

[Carré Inirial]

*pets Droo* :p

---

OMFG.

Best. Sandwich. IN. BOSTON. The steak & cheese @ Al's.

[Sudoku]

I cut myself on the washing machine....I win!

[Captain Untouchable]

It upsets me somewhat that most of the songs I'm listening on Last.fm keep linking me to a variety of gay radio stations and groups...

Savage Garden is manly. :mad

[Nathanial K'cansce]

....the hell just happened, and why did I let it happen.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

AHHH. Why didn't any of you bastards tell me Ray Park was in the new season of Heroes?!

You have all betrayed me >: *FIST SHAKE*

[Xavier Synik]

Don't watch it so don't be blaming me for that one... Though you probably will anyway. :p


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Hmmm... big changes in Leaf land today? Something to do with Hiller's new contract extension in Duck land? Could Giggie be heading to Toronto? Interesting...

Could be an interesting day.

[Dasquian Belargic]

I don't watch Heroes either. I don't have time for all these tv shows <_<

[Xavier Synik]

Update for the hockey fans out there...

Dion Phaneuf to the Toronto Maple Leafs...

Woot. Having a bit of a down year but one hell of a player.

Also sounds like we're trading goalies with the Duckies. Toskala for Giggie.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Note to self: long drives are longer at 3 AM. They are also quicker with a friend randomly talking about stuff to keep you awake. My tired mind was so confused about time.

[Corell Capstan]

No! Bad internet.. bad! :spank

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Toskala for Giggie.

*MAIMS!!!!!* gimme back my goalie! :cry

[Ilias Nytrau]

New skull plz? :\

[Dasquian]

Free money is good money.

[Xavier Synik]

#familydinnerfail

Meat should not be boiled, unless it is hotdogs.

Now I feel like ass.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

*holds back "Serves you right for stealing my goalie" comments* :p

[Alexander Tur'enne]

#familydinnerfail

Meat should not be boiled, unless it is hotdogs.

Now I feel like ass.

You look like ass, too. ;)

All you need is "sound" and "taste" like ass, and you've got the full set! :mneh

[Wyl Staedtler]

I haaaaaaaaaaaaate anterior lifts so much.

[Lykaios]

Another reason Best Buy rocks: We got free tix to a basketball game just for being Rewards Zone members! They're $90 seats, mind you! :D

[Carré Inirial]

Let me tell you, RPing your best friend's tank of a D&D character for a night is an absolute treat - especially when the character does 12 points of damage before rolling for damage and has the Cleave feat.

[Captain Untouchable]

Let me tell you, RPing your best friend's tank of a D&D character for a night is an absolute treat - especially when the character does 12 points of damage before rolling for damage and has the Cleave feat.

:twak

*drags you off into the undergrowth*

I need to have a serious talk with you about something, young lady. So hurry up and get online! :shakefist


;)

[Carré Inirial]

*grins wickedly*

[Salem Ave]

D&D, you say...

When do I get to play my Rogue? :shakefist

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

I got dibs on the rogue! :lol

Sorry Jenny ;D

[Salem Ave]

;__;



over-zealous paladin it is, then.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

:lol

I'll steal you something nice. I promise.

[Salem Ave]

I'll try not to smite you.

Well, I say try..

I can't be held responsible for this giant hammer of mine.

[Serrena Alcine]

Erik & I will appraise it properly.

*flips platinum curls over her shoulder*

Its very hard work being the exquisitely beautiful one...*sighs*

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Be nice or I'll cut off those locks in your sleep, princess pretty. :P

[Salem Ave]

We'll shave your head and dunk your heathen head in ice-water until you repent your vanity! REPENT! >:O

[John Glayde]

Wanna be a Paladin, do ya now, Miss Jones?

*strokes beard*

I'm sure that can be arranged... I'll try and grab ya * tomorrow. ;)










* ass. :mischief

[Lykaios]

I got a lot done today at work but nothing to show for it, that's what happens when you work on lots of li'l things that are just parts of something bigger

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Henry!! :cry

[Oran Jsorra]

Henry!! :cry

Yo, 'sup?









...wait. This isn't Sanctuary. Damn it. >_<

[Carré Inirial]

Henry!! :cry:hug

What am I missing?

[Crusader]

...hell why should I want to work for your company if you paid me $5000 below my lowest salary intrest and then have to work one hour per day more...
WTF do I look so desperate?

[Alice Kelly]

Henry!! :cry:hug

What am I missing?

...was watching MASH... no big deal. :ohno

:crystupid clips episode reminding me of sad other episodes.

[Carré Inirial]

Eep!

*clings*

Some MASH reruns do that to me too :(

[Dasquian Belargic]

No matter how hard I wish it so, my accent will never be Scottish :(

[Captain Untouchable]

Don't worry: I shall make you my apprentice! You'll be rockin' oot with y' Scots acc'nt in nae time, lassie! :D

[Dasquian Belargic]

I can fake a perfectly good Scottish accent, ye dafty. What I want is to not have to fake it :mneh

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Go... live there for a while?

I dunno... it works on me. I'm like an accent sponge.

[Carré Inirial]

I love accents...mostly, I could just listen to them and go weak at the knees. A good southern drawl will get me every time, as will most of the European ones (minus Greek).

[Crusader]

No matter how hard I wish it so, my accent will never be Scottish :(

I found your British accent on teamspeak hot enough...but I have got a soft spot for British accents like Elizabeth Hurley's.

[Tom Harriman]

...I now have mental images of Jenny as the devil from Bedazzled. :|

[Alice Kelly]

I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!! :D

yesssssss!

[Lykaios]

I dunno... it works on me. I'm like an accent sponge.
She speaks the truth! After only a couple of days, she was talkin' like a Minnesotan! Ya, you betcha! :p

[Alice Kelly]

I dunno... it works on me. I'm like an accent sponge.
She speaks the truth! After only a couple of days, she was talkin' like a Minnesotan! Ya, you betcha! :p

I blame your wife and her long "o" sounds, dont'cha know.

:| ...the boy made fun for me for like a week after every time it happened. *sighs* I couldn't say the word "snow" like a normal human being for the longest time.

[Lykaios]

dont'cha know.
I don't, I actually don't talk like that :p

And I could so see the mudblood poking fun at you, next time we'll have to go ice-fishing though

[Alice Kelly]

Only if we can throw him in the ice! >=D

...fuck I'm mean. :lol

[Dasquian Belargic]

...I now have mental images of Jenny as the devil from Bedazzled. :|

:mischief

I do believe I could get used to this

[Crusader]

^^I suddenly have Elvis in my head:"You're the Devil in Disguise"

[Captain Untouchable]

...and now I have "Beautiful Stranger" from Madonna in my head. >_<

I'm just gonna start ignoring you guys, for the sake of my sanity. :mneh

[Dasquian Belargic]

And now I have Madonna dancing in my head.

...and by extension, Liz dancing :3

[Ilias Nytrau]

I just have butter and jam on bagel and a glass of milk. :)

No Madonna here.

[Carré Inirial]

You know, it sucks that I don't remember dreams very well, if at all...last night, the only detail that stuck with me was the black bowtie on this guy I was apparently with.

[Reinhart Thul]

What would I do without you, Team 1040?

[Kala'ndryl Ryj]

Ahh, Team Tannen...how do I miss thee :(

[Dasquian Belargic]

Psh, we can make our own team.

With hookers and blackjack.

[Kala'ndryl Ryj]

I beg your pardon, I am NOT that..kind...

Wait, nevermind. I am.

The other Kala isn't *grins* I feel the urge to sully her name.

[Crusader]

Psh, we can make our own team.

With hookers and blackjack.
...In fact, forget the team

[Captain Untouchable]

Psh, we can make our own team.

With hookers and blackjack.
...In fact, forget the team

...forget the blackjack.

Lets just... get naked, and get hookers. :mischief

[Xavier Synik]

What would I do without you, Team 1040?

Your kidding right? I can't stand it. Thankfully I only have to put up with it the few times I'm in Vancouver. Try the Fan 590. Much better.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

I do not understand the letters that are appearing before my eyes! Oh, yea, I need to come up with a project.

[Soren Khapst]

Vodka...makes everything better. Alot of vodka makes my ex tolerable.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Noooo tequilla wins!! Mmm. Pre game margaritas

[Kassandra Distorith]

*thwaps Soren*

Boy has no taste :p

WHERE IS MY LONG ISLAND ICED TEA?

[Pierce Tondry]

A far better question is, why is the rum gone?

[Emelie Shadowstar]

:uhoh I uhhh.... I did nothing.

[Carré Inirial]

Woman, bring Sailor Jerry back this instant :p

[Emelie Shadowstar]

I shall do no such thing. We are currently toasting the defeat of the evil that is the Red Wings, deary! Have some dignity! :p

[Carré Inirial]

An excellent point!

*runs about wearing a Duck's jersey*

[Captain Untouchable]

We would have won even more decisively if Sexy was still playing. :(

[Xavier Synik]

Why does shit always come up that will cause me to stay late the night before a day off?

[Carré Inirial]

Yes, I know what ERA, BB, and SLG stand for. I also know what OBP and OPS stand for, and can explain the difference. Sorry you can't reconcile the fact that I know plenty about baseball and I'm a girl -__-

[Salem Ave]

Apparently we have a PS3 now.

Only one game: Call of Duty

|I

[Droo]

Call of Duty is awesome but console FPS is teh fail.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Call of Duty is awesome but console FPS is teh fail.

Quoted for truth.


In a totally unrelated thought note: Where's your technology now!?

[Callista]

There should be a logout command for life.

[Dasquian Belargic]

*spams Shadow Bolt at the world?*

[Crusader]

Please Jack Bauer never try to talk German again...

[Sudoku]

Oh yes, let's book the fancy hotel room in Vegas with the SHARK TANK IN THE POOL.

Now I need to learn how to swim before May...:uhoh

[Carré Inirial]

You know you're living in the heart of Red Sox Nation when trying to Irish step-dance around the train platform with "I'm Shipping Up To Boston" blaring in your earphones doesn't earn you dirty looks - it earns you dance partners :D

Best FREAKING way to start off a Friday.

[Crusader]

^^Hehe "I'm shipping out to Boston" always makes me jump as well :)

[Carré Inirial]

Yay! :D

*puts it on again & dances around the office*

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

:lol that is ...beyond awesome.

My day started with my cat doing her best zombie impression and chomping on part of my head >:

[Carré Inirial]

Mmmm....bRaINs!

[Crusader]

^^"First we feast, then IKEA."

[Captain Untouchable]

New from IKEA: the zömbi shelving unit!

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Cats are evil... But they seem to have more intelligence than your average zombie. Omg! Cats are uber zombies!!

[Darth Turbogeek]

Cats are evil... But they seem to have more intelligence than your average zombie. Omg! Cats are uber zombies!!

How dare you compare cats to zombies, I am IRL offended on behalf of my cats! - zombies are a once frigihtening story that has been made to suck hard by the Interwebs obsession and reguritiation, while cats are so good they are able to make icanhazcheezeburger still cool despite the repditive crap and stupid memes.

Cats arent evil anyway. They just dont give a fuck :D

[Emelie Shadowstar]

As someone who adores cats, especially mine... I feel I have the right to call them evil brain eating creatures if I want! :P

Though I fear mine will somehow read this and make me pay by attempting to bite off my arm tomorrow morning when I stop with the obligatory morning pet...

[Droo]

Six Nations! Finally some great sport on TV! :D

[Sanya Tagge]

:3 our ESPN has arrived

[Ilias Nytrau]

Oh, yes. Just... yes.

[Dasquian Belargic]

:shakefist Boston

[Ilias Nytrau]

Seconded. :shakefist

[Dasquian Belargic]

Oh, Roberto :3

[Carré Inirial]

WTF? Boston? What'd we do now? Not enough tea in the freakin' Hahbah?

[Reinhart Thul]

You lost your 10th game in a row

Also your guy Boychuk got a puck to the face - looked hella painful >_<

[Ilias Nytrau]

Yeah. The guy's lucky it wasn't Salo delivering that shot, though. It would have shattered his face. :lol

[Kala'ndryl Ryj]

Yeah...I...

*slumps*

...was trying to not remember that it just hit double digits.

*clings to her Bruins shirt & shakes a fist at the heavens*

[Captain Untouchable]

If anyone says anything derogatory about cosplayers in short skirts: I will punch them in the face.

I love my new hot anime lady friends. :3

[Droo]

This is the message I just found left for me on Facebook by my little sister:

"Your ma's so fat, when she plays hopscotch she visits Canada, Australia, and New York."

:lol

[Kala'ndryl Ryj]

In regards to the Superbowl...

My mom: Are you for the Saints?

Me: Yep!

My mom: Shouldn't we stick with the American League team?

Me: Setting aside the fact that you mean the AFC, would you root for the Yankees?

My mom: No.

Me: Then we're not rooting for the Colts.

[Dasquian Belargic]

I never get tired of looking at your face, Guy Pearce.

Never.

[Pierce Tondry]

Since this thread is over 500 posts, should we close it and start anew?

[Sanya Tagge]

A very prudent suggestion, Mr. Tondry!