I'm more of a wine girl...
I'm more of a wine girl...
I like tea.
let the bodies hit the floor
Well, tea's not bad...
So you're saying there is a place where tea is merely a euphemism for consensual group-shagging in a hot tub?
My combination of Darjeeling and bitter loneliness somehow feels diminished. Not even extra biscuits help!
this is why I'm not allowed planet side. I don't understand any of this...
You're not allowed on planets?
My boss doesn't exactly allow for a lot of free time... Though I miss the sun. Any sun
Oh heavens! Don't tell him I said anything negative!!
That, like, totally sucks! You need a new boss!
Y' work as a mechanic on a space ship, y' bloody great plant. This is nae a cruise liner, y' cannae go on wee little excursions every time they take y' fancy. We all miss planet side, but tha's the bloody job, aye? So quit y're whinin', b'fore a' have y' assigned tae scrub every inch a' the hull by hand tae let y' soak up as much bloody solar radiation as y' damn well like.
Orrrr, he could get a job as a mechanic for Star Tours!
Never! Erik is a proud hero of the Alliance, and he would never betray his friends and comrades by abandoning them!
We may no longer be actively at war, but the great beast of the Galactic Empire only slumbers, it does not lie dead. In a matter of time it will awaken, and Erik will be needed to stand alongside the Alliance's other great heroes to smite this evil, once and for all!
But in the mean time he can stand alongside the great heroes of the tourism trade
Where th'frack did all m'bourbon go?!?
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