Sebastian did the best approximation of rolling his eyes that his feline features could muster, and offered an irritated nip in the direction of the hand that was shirking it's head-stroking responsibilities in favour of messing up the carefully groomed fur that he had been working on for nearly two hours.

It was all so uncivilised. Here he was, practically the epitome of evolution: an urban predator of devastating effect that had managed to manipulate humanity into catering to it's every whim. He was a thing of grace and beauty, and yet his mistress obsessed only on the occasional blunders and unfortunate accidents that seemed to befall him only when she was around. It was undignified, and if she had even a shred of decency she would destroy any and all evidence out of respect and affection, not plaster it across the internet for all the world to see.

He turned his head, and looked her dead in the eyes.

"Do so again, and I will leave headless mice in every single one of your shoes."