Where the hell are we???

[Garrett Blade]

Garrett FINALLY makes it to his room!! Carrying his suitcases up the 12 flights of stairs was bad enough...but now he has to get into his room without dropping any of them! He does it..but as he enters the room........CRASH!!!

"DAMN!!"

he begins to unpack..prioritising his library first!

"What have we here then??"

How to Win Friends and Influence People, by Emperor Palpatine...

The painmaker, by Darth Vader...

How to Cheat at cards..and NOT get caught, by Lando Calrissian...

Everything I needed to Know in Life I Learned..Then Killed Them, by Emperor Palpatine...

It's Not Easy..Being Green, by Yoda...

Palpatine and vader, the inside story EXPOSED, by G Wilhiff Tarkin...

The Vornskr Brief, by Talon Karrde...

So Long..and thanks for all the Ewoks...

The Jedi's guide to the Galaxy - Humour at its best! by Mark Hamill...

and....Bringing Up Baby, by Darth Vader...

"Hahaha"

[Banestone]

ROTFL! YOu forgot about "Life, the Force, and Everything" and "The Cantina at the End of the Galaxy", two other books in that trilogy of Mark Hamill's (which includes a short book by Chewbacca entitled "Mostly Armless"). :