::in Dyzm's room::

[Homeless Bill]

::Several pair of Dyzm's custom tailored pants lay heaped on the floor as a couple of Homeless guys tear through his closet. One of them is trying on more of Dyzm's pants::
Hey Dan... do these one's make my butt look big?

[Homeless Dan]

Yur buttses alwaz bieg biel.

::Trys on some shoes and boots of Dyzm's. Hey Biel lookz here...these shoes remind me of ol billy jake::

[Homeless Bill]

You damn whino I'm Billy jake remember? You've been drinking again, so where'd you hide the booze!? I thought we were friends, I share my booze with you!

[Homeless Dan]

no yur billy jack stuped...I hevant deen brinkin yu hik...yu nevur shered booze weth me...aull smak yu fer seying that...

[Homeless Bill]

you smack me!? you can't even stand straight ya bastard. Now shut up and get that shirt over there... it looks pretty.

[Homeless Dan]

U gey er sumthin biel...seyin its purty...i gotta tek a pee biel...got anythun fer may to use?

[Homeless Bill]

::Hands Dan one of Dyzm's shoes::
here use this.

[Homeless Dan]

::takes shoe and pees in it::

aah thatses bettur....*pulls out whiskey bottle*...gulp gulp gulp...now where did yu puet ma new shues biel?

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Walks In**

WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!

GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU SON OF BITCHES

[Homeless Dan]

*Throws whiskey bottle at Dyzm*

hay dunt call mey thaet....yu ken have sum of tha shues en pantses too

[Homeless Bill]

But I want that pretty shirt. And that don't make me gay Dan!

[Homeless Dan]

*Looks at what Dyzms wearing*

hay laet ma see that jawket

*takes Dyzm's jacket and tries it on*

hay biel due i loek riech naow

[Live Wire]

*walks in after having locked down all of the other rooms of the palace*

All right who wants to be the first to get fried!!!

*her hands crackle with electricity as she force throws the homless up against the walls pinning them there*

[Gav Mortis]

*Gav walks in and stands alonside Dyzm*

Aaaaaawwwww man!!! I'm also dying for a pee and here you are usin Dyzm's footwear....

....wait a minute....

...what an excellent idea!!!

*Gav trips Dyzm up and robs one of his boots and commences to pee in it*

Aaaahhhhhh! I sooo needed that! Sorry but the blokes toilet's were locked!

*After filling the boot to the brim, Gav kindly puts it back on Dyzm's bare foot*

SQUELSH...SLOSH!!!

[Homeless Dan]

Hey biel haw much beir u hawd tuday....i feil lawk im on the wawll...

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Stares at Gav. Dyzm then Takes off his Boot and drops into the dishwasher**

First of all...

**Force Throws Gav down the hall**

Second...

**Force throws the 2 homeless guys out the window**

[Homeless Bill]

I don't know about what you fill Dan but I fell like I'm falling.

[Homeless Dan]

*Crawls back in and grabs the whiskey bottle on the floor*

chug chug chug

Hay yu shouldent bay pushin peapul oaut wendos...

[Homeless Bill]

::Crawls in too::
Hey Dan don't hog the booze damn it!

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Throws Both of them back out the window... tossing them 3 storys down**

Have a Nice Trip!!!

**Closes and locks the shutters, turns on his own rooms personal force shield, and pulls out his Bloodsword, ready to kill them**