Signatures in posts

[Darth Turbogeek]

Hey people....

In the larger threads, can you remember not to post with sig on?

Thanks!

[JediBoricua]

ON no!!!! Itala took over DT's body!!!!! j/k :

[Doctor Evil]

Yes. Everything is going according to plan.

[Darth Turbogeek]

NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[JediBoricua]

Next thing you know DT's head will start spining.

::look at DT::

Oh my god it's happening!!!!!

[Darth Turbogeek]

BLECH!! BLECH! BLECH!!

:: Everoyones the green vomit::

[Jedi Alpha]

That was nasty...Now I'm, expecting my Ewoks in the launcer to barf...

::Sees the Ewoks barf::

SEE?

[Scott Evil]

You always do this to me! I finally find a place to get away from you and you try to take it over! I hate you!

[Doctor Evil]

Scott, not now. Daddy's doing business.

I know what you want. You want to spend some QT with pop. Well, I got some Limp Bizkit tickets, son. How about that? Do you want to go and mosh with your old man?

How bout a hug?

[Scott Evil]

Are you sure you have enough time for me? You're always around that...that...Mini-You.

Dad, I left a message for you in the Misc. forum. I thought that maybe we could, like, be a family again or something. I mean, you're always running out on me.

[Banestone]

Let's all point and laugh, children! He calls his moon base a "Death Star"! Hahaha... ...Aw dangit, who am I kidding? I want one too! "Darth" Evil... he would make a good (no, I mean "evil") Sith.

[Scott Evil]

Hey! You can't make fun of my dad like that!

[Banestone]

Who was making fun? *I* was being envious!

[Patty O Brian]

***Walks by to see what is going on and to also find out if Dr Evil needs an assassin***



"They're olways ofter me lucky charms"

[Bounty Hunter Dreyas]

Oh my gosh, Dr. Evil is here sitting talking to his son without his Mini-me! BTW: Can I be #3? LOL!

[Mustafa]

Hello? Can anyone hear me? I am still very much alive, but very badly injured.

Dr Evil, I wish to work for you again. Can you ever forgive me? I too share your aspirations for world domination.

[Doctor Evil]

1. Scott, how could I leave you out. I have enough tickets for us all. You might have to have Mini Me sit on your shoulders, I wouldn't want him to be trampled.

2. Patty O'Brian, welcome back. I hope this time you have gotten rid of that incompetence streak of yours. Luck of the Irish my ass. Don't fail me again.

3. Dreyas, I have now put you on the payroll. You are number 3.1 Your first assignment is to KILL Mustafa. He is worthless, and the company healthcare package won't cover him any longer.

[Ezekiel Rage]

*pushes Mustafa down a very, very, VERY, big cliff*
:
*walks away*

[Mustafa]

**Falls down into the pit**

AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

**Hits the bottom. There is a moment of silence**

Hello? Can anyone hear me? I am still very much alive but hurt very badly. I believe my legs are broken. Let me see.

AHHHH!! Yes. My left leg is definitely broken. Hold on. I'll try my right.

AAAHHHH!! Yes. They are both broken. Can anyone help me? My injuries are beginning to smell like almonds, which is not good. Please? Anyone? No?

[Ezekiel Rage]

*decides to look back at what happened*
crap.. he's still alive
*starts to spit loogies at the bottom of the cliff*