You might be a redneck Jedi if....

[Mirax H]

You ever heard the phrase,"May the force be with y'all" Your Jedi robe is camoflauge You have ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Bud Light At least on wing of your X-Wing is primer colored You can easily discribe the taste of Ewok You have ever had a land speeder up on blocks in your yard The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is them dadgum skeeters Wookies are offended by your B.O. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling Your father has evr said to you "Shoot son, come on over to the dark side... it'll be a hoot" You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder You have ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts You have the door of your X-wing welded and you have to get in through the window Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene You hear... "Luke, I am your father, AND your uncle" Had to share this one

[Mara Jade1]

LOL Mirax, I'm glad your here. These Jedi are ganging up on me.

[Mara Jade1]

For crying out loud! I keep doing that.

[Mirax H]

Mara, my master, I'd like to ask you to design an appropriate signature worthy of a humble sith apprentice

[Mara Jade1]

Very well, do you have anything specific in mind? (i.e., a photo or lightsaber)

[Mirax H]

I trust in your judgement, my master

[Mara Jade1]

Okay, I'll have it ready by tomorrow night.

[Mirax H]

It seems we sith are the only ones who see humor at a Jedi's expense

[Atreyu]

I haven't had time to read it - sorry. I'll have to read it later, because I'm attempting to go now

[Mara Jade1]

Okay, goodnight Atreyu.

[CMJ]

Very funny guys...

[jjwr]

There was always the Maul trains a Apprentice, then we got some Humor at the Sith's expense(well except for the fluffy part).

[Reaper]

Funny stuff.

[Redemption]

i'm a little slow............in responding....funny stuff mara

[Mara Jade1]

Redem...I didn't write that, silly! Mirax wrote it.

[Redemption]

now that i look at the post...i don't know what i was thinking...SORRY mirax.....funny stuff...

[Mirax H]

No apology needed. But I sure laughed hard when i saw it.

[Froghopper]

This is funny There are more similar answers here http://web.nmsu.edu/~brifulle/jk/jkrednk.html Some are repeated though

[Leia Solo]

ah... the joys of reserecting an old topic. good stuff mirax. how about this stuff... * you cut the grass in youe yard and find and x- wing * you have to move hyperdrive parts out of the 'fresher unit before taking a shower * someone asks to see your id and you show them your helmet * you've been working on a pod racer for several years and it stil doesn't have an engine. i know others... i'm just haveing a mind fart right now and can't remember them...

[Froghopper]

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