JOKE!!!!

[LOOMIS DR]

OK , you all may have heard this but........WHAT did Madonna's left leg say to her right leg?


NOTHING!!! they have nevr met!!




Sorry had to post it heard it loved it .



jedi2/ loomis dr

[LOOMIS DR]

OK Im behind the times so you may all have heard these but if not.....

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF......



you use the force to get your beer out of the fidge.


if you use your lightsaber to open that beer.



You had to kill him But you really thought JABBA the hutt had a way with women.



If your X-wing is up on blocks in your back yard.


If your cloak is camaflouged.




ok so there lame,


jedi2/loomis dr

[Bromine]

lol! Oldies but goodies.

[LOOMIS DR]

Guess ill have to dig a little deeper in my bag o'jokes



jedi2/loomisdr

[LOOMIS DR]

HEY I tried to leave a voice message ,How do you know if anyone sees if it is there or not???OOppps there it is.




jedi2/loomis

[LOOMIS DR]

edited out - DvdJervs

[Jedi Master Kyle]

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. “Who is it?” calls one of the nuns.

“blind man,” replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two naked nuns look at each other and shrug, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

“Nice boobs,” says the man, “now, where do you want these blinds?”