Sound off, nuggets!
new... members?
Sound off, nuggets!
yo ho yo ho a pilot's life for me
Ensign Bathala, sir.
*salute!*
Call that a salute, do you?! My granny has a better salute, and she's ninety and has a hump back!
Eh, just shove a bottle in Shooter's mouth and that'll shut her up
Or 20 bottles. Takes a lot for her to shut up.
-_- watch yer tone or I'll have you transferred to Bantha Squadron.
Reporting as ordered.
I guess you could say I'm both old and new.
Reportin' for dudee!
I suppose if we're doing rookie training now, there's no way the Professor can sit out.
Welcome to advanced flight training. Most of you are in this room because you have been identified as the top prospects from your flight classes. I have no doubt that you are used to outperforming your peers on a regular basis and passing your flight examinations on talent alone.
Let me make one thing clear: that ends now. Whatever your past accomplishments, they are now utterly meaningless. You are nothing more than statistics. And I can tell you with statistical certainty that twenty percent of you will not survive your first engagement in a TIE cockpit.
It is my objective to fail that twenty percent before you have the chance to fail your squadmates. So if you ever want to become more than a statistic, you had better do your homework.
Perhaps if there's a written portion of the testing process you can oversee that, Prof.
Reporting in.
Yep.
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