If I eat a doughnut is it still, in fact, a doughnut?
If I eat a doughnut is it still, in fact, a doughnut?
I wonder if I could be a voice actor. That seems like an easy career.
I want to go across the road and murder my neighbor.
I should do some housework. But I so do not feel like it.
I need to finish memorizing lyrics so I can have more than choruses stuck in my head all day.
Okay.... NOW I want to go murder the German soccer team. That was just sheer dumb luck. They're nothing but a hoarde of over-inflated egos with no brains and more luck than they deserve. Needless to say the town is going nuts.... grrrrrrr (I was rooting for Turkey!)
I love payday
ROFL I was just about to post how cool it is to be in the EM final. GERMANY RULEZOriginally Posted by Elani Sanjee
Oh dear he's gone out to work on his 'boards.
My cat has a girlfriend and I dont. Something is very wrong here.
You'll live.
Boo. I did not win 30 million dollars
One penny, two penny, three penny, four.
Yay, pet sitting! Gone till...Saturday
(because having a huge house to yourself, with snuggly animals = awesomeness).
Where my sammich!?
I have your sammich, wench.
I want a sammich.
Had my first Fosters tonight. Why do people buy this swill?
I keep on saying Australians hate the stuff and no Aussie (real or otherwise) drinks it - we utterly hate it. I keep telling people it's just plain cat p*^& and Fosters is Australian for Drano but nooooooooo you don't listen to me and you have to suffer for yourselves.Had my first Fosters tonight. Why do people buy this swill?
WMD? That would be a crate of Fosters.
And while your all at it, stop watching FOX. We exported the biggest ...hole ever from here because like Fosters we wanted to be rid of his foul stench, so what makes you lot think Murdoch and his news organization makes anything approaching watchable?????? Stop it immediately and throw him into the Atlantic because we sure as hell don't want him back.
Fosters and Fox. That's our payback for Britney and Gangsta R&B.
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