Took the idea from a thread on another board. Unfortunately, only a few people came up with anything clever. Here are the highlights:
Vader: I am your father!
Luke: No! That's not true! That's impossible!
Vader: Actually, no, it's not true, but you should have seen your face.
Tarkin: You're absolutely correct, those fighters do pose a threat. Launch all fighters, triple the anti-fighter fire, and get those Star Destroyers out there right now. Also, forget waiting to orbit Yavin, nuke both planets now.
Any Stormtrooper: Got 'im!
Han: Snakes... why'd it have to be snakes?
Vader to Admiral Piett: You look stressed. Why don't you take the week off?
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