http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...s/obit_cochran
Kinda sad, didn't even know he was ill. I felt he was an interesting lawyer.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...s/obit_cochran
Kinda sad, didn't even know he was ill. I felt he was an interesting lawyer.
Wonder if he can play the race card to get into Heaven?
Kinda young too....
The race card is irrelevant, everyone knows lawyers aren't allowed in heaven.Originally posted by Ka' el Darcverse
Wonder if he can play the race card to get into Heaven?
Yeah he wasn't that old, it is defintely a huge shock.
This is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
None of this makes sense.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
Originally posted by Jedieb
The race card is irrelevant, everyone knows lawyers aren't allowed in heaven.
This is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
None of this makes sense.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
Man, I'd totally forgotten about that. I always think of the lawyer from Seinfeld when I think of J.C. Those two bits of comedy alone get him into heaven. Just think, now he'll be able to search for the real killer from up above!
If the tumor's in the head, I'll soon be dead.
Oh wai...
RIP you crazy rhyming tort-slinging character.
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