I was getting ready to eat dinner when something suddenly shot into my mind. I couldn't get it out... it's crazy, really. Maybe someone can answer my question:
What do zombies do in winter?
I guess this was brought on by the random snow outside.
I was getting ready to eat dinner when something suddenly shot into my mind. I couldn't get it out... it's crazy, really. Maybe someone can answer my question:
What do zombies do in winter?
I guess this was brought on by the random snow outside.
They stockpile snowball ammunition for the summer invasions, which never quite seem to go as planned. Some people say they should subcontract the manufacturing of their munitions. Being clinically brain-dead, of course, the idea hasn't occurred to them...
No, the Zombies Hibernate (sp) during the winter because they have a hard time lurching through snow driffs so they sleep until the snow is gone and then they have more energy for the spring invasion.
Hibernation also seems to eliminate unsightly eyebags, such as those you'd recieve if shot in the face by a 9mm handgun.Originally posted by Zereth Lancer
No, the Zombies Hibernate (sp) during the winter because they have a hard time lurching through snow driffs so they sleep until the snow is gone and then they have more energy for the spring invasion.
Rain or shine, zombies are a-shambling. Nothing stops the hordes of the undead. Doesn't matter if there's a snow storm - they aren't affected by the cold, and will just lurch on like nothing's changed.
Snow/ice/flooding are really the only things that slow zombies at all.
And tunama sammiches. Zombies are complete suckers for those.
Well I have heard from a reliable source that during the winter Zombies are often preyed upon by the Yetis who have an insatiable appetite for the flesh of the long-since deceased. This decreases the surplus undead population and because of the danger of hunting the undead only the fittest of Yetis survive the lean months of winter and thus the circle of life continues.
I would give you the official word on this, from the Zombie Survival Guide, but someone stole my copy
Who cares? Do you really think I rely on something like a little cold weather to take care of zombies? I am a pro-active zombie preventor.
I once found a yeti in my bath tub.
I dunno... the Undead I've run into seem to do just fine in snow, ice, and water. Dunno about rain yet though... still waiting for the gods to program some rain into the world.
What about dog zombies or mutant zombies?
shotgun, shotgunOriginally posted by Khendon Sevon
What about dog zombies or mutant zombies?
Or perhaps landmines and well-thrown grenades would do the trick. But actually, I can't seem to find my stash of those
You're gonna put your eye out with that thingOriginally posted by Anbira Hicchoru
shotgun, shotgun
I prefer 30-06. Much better range, and kinda fun to get just the right hole in the head.
I dunno... I think the toes might go first...Originally posted by s'Ilancy
You're gonna put your eye out with that thing
Just give me a Desert Eagle, a shotgun, a flamethrower, and a Battle Axe and I'll take on any Zombie Horde.
oh, little grasshopper. how naive you are.Originally posted by Zereth Lancer
Just give me a Desert Eagle, a shotgun, a flamethrower, and a Battle Axe and I'll take on any Zombie Horde.
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