Sheldon Esalis
May 31st, 2016, 11:27:56 PM
Sheldon Esalis
33 years old :: Galactic Empire :: Imperial Intelligence Agent
Currently on assignment, hopefully on a beach with a no bikini bottoms rule and decent bottle service, because ugh, why bother actually waiting at the cabana bar. I mean, a place like that probably doesn't even have the right kind of gin.
Character Background
I'm the son of the Director of Imperial Intelligence, R.S. Esalis, the ice queen
I don't know who my dad is. I'm assuming he's goddamned awesome.
I attended the Corulag Military Academy as a legacy appointment
I took a year hiatus from Corulag Military Academy to become a professional gravpaddle player. I also banged a freakin princess. How many princesses have you banged? Oh wait, it was two princesses. Haha.
I hold a rank of Commander in the Imperial Navy, but haha, like I'm going to wear a non-bespoke uniform. I mean, the lines are classic, but somebody probably cut the naval uniform tailor budget for a super star destroyer.
Raw Material
Did you know that the dianoga is the deadliest creature in the galactic animal kingdom. I shit you not, the moment you step in tepid water you are done for! It's like, my second biggest fear.
They told me I couldn't put "specializes in sex" on this form. But I should be able to.
They also said put "alcoholic" on here. I'm going to amend that to say "high-functioning alcoholic" and honestly, that should be a perk.
Okay, but really. I *do* specialize in two dozen forms of hand to hand combat. I also have a master competency rating on assorted small arms. I'm also working on Echani sticks, but that's kind of a passing fad.
I really don't see what's wrong with a prosthetic mustache for a disguise. I mean, take it easy with the spirit gum, but it's an alluring look.
If you serve me a Bonteri and there is no gin in it, I will kill you. This sounds like hyperbole, but...sadly I'm banned from every bar on Fondor now.
Plot Ideas
KESSEL RUN!!!! WOO!!! OH MY GOD TWELVE PARSECS THEY SAY IT CAN'T BE DONE!!
I don't want this to be weird, but if you are a reasonably incredibly attractive woman who gets moist around danger, we should talk about that.
You know, the Rebels sure steal our plans a lot. Send me somewhere with good weather so I can steal them back.
Zeltros. I really don't think I have to say anything else.
I should probably figure out who my dad is. We could go watch a smashball game together.
Existing Relationships
R.S. Esalis | Mother, Boss, Destroyer of Dreams: And I swear to God I will pistol whip the first person who talks about nepotism.
Una Rakesh | Partner, Lesbian Grand Master, Nerd: If she'd ever shave her legs, I'd give her a sympathy lay.
Current Plots
Tentapussy (http://theholo.net/forum/showthread.php?22741-Tentapussy): Una. Una! UNA!!! We're on a boat!
Old Fashioned Fun (Arcan IV) (http://theholo.net/forum/showthread.php?55743-Old-Fashioned-Fun-(Arcan-IV)): Holy shit I caught a Wookiee on fire with a bottle of liquor and a trick shot!
Credit for the basic template goes to Dun of RPG-D (http://rpg-directory.com/index.php?act=idx)
33 years old :: Galactic Empire :: Imperial Intelligence Agent
Currently on assignment, hopefully on a beach with a no bikini bottoms rule and decent bottle service, because ugh, why bother actually waiting at the cabana bar. I mean, a place like that probably doesn't even have the right kind of gin.
Character Background
I'm the son of the Director of Imperial Intelligence, R.S. Esalis, the ice queen
I don't know who my dad is. I'm assuming he's goddamned awesome.
I attended the Corulag Military Academy as a legacy appointment
I took a year hiatus from Corulag Military Academy to become a professional gravpaddle player. I also banged a freakin princess. How many princesses have you banged? Oh wait, it was two princesses. Haha.
I hold a rank of Commander in the Imperial Navy, but haha, like I'm going to wear a non-bespoke uniform. I mean, the lines are classic, but somebody probably cut the naval uniform tailor budget for a super star destroyer.
Raw Material
Did you know that the dianoga is the deadliest creature in the galactic animal kingdom. I shit you not, the moment you step in tepid water you are done for! It's like, my second biggest fear.
They told me I couldn't put "specializes in sex" on this form. But I should be able to.
They also said put "alcoholic" on here. I'm going to amend that to say "high-functioning alcoholic" and honestly, that should be a perk.
Okay, but really. I *do* specialize in two dozen forms of hand to hand combat. I also have a master competency rating on assorted small arms. I'm also working on Echani sticks, but that's kind of a passing fad.
I really don't see what's wrong with a prosthetic mustache for a disguise. I mean, take it easy with the spirit gum, but it's an alluring look.
If you serve me a Bonteri and there is no gin in it, I will kill you. This sounds like hyperbole, but...sadly I'm banned from every bar on Fondor now.
Plot Ideas
KESSEL RUN!!!! WOO!!! OH MY GOD TWELVE PARSECS THEY SAY IT CAN'T BE DONE!!
I don't want this to be weird, but if you are a reasonably incredibly attractive woman who gets moist around danger, we should talk about that.
You know, the Rebels sure steal our plans a lot. Send me somewhere with good weather so I can steal them back.
Zeltros. I really don't think I have to say anything else.
I should probably figure out who my dad is. We could go watch a smashball game together.
Existing Relationships
R.S. Esalis | Mother, Boss, Destroyer of Dreams: And I swear to God I will pistol whip the first person who talks about nepotism.
Una Rakesh | Partner, Lesbian Grand Master, Nerd: If she'd ever shave her legs, I'd give her a sympathy lay.
Current Plots
Tentapussy (http://theholo.net/forum/showthread.php?22741-Tentapussy): Una. Una! UNA!!! We're on a boat!
Old Fashioned Fun (Arcan IV) (http://theholo.net/forum/showthread.php?55743-Old-Fashioned-Fun-(Arcan-IV)): Holy shit I caught a Wookiee on fire with a bottle of liquor and a trick shot!
Credit for the basic template goes to Dun of RPG-D (http://rpg-directory.com/index.php?act=idx)