Cirrsseeto Quez
Sep 28th, 2015, 09:34:48 PM
Stage I
DENIAL
06:00
beep...beep...beep...beep...
The Siren Nemesis. Enemy of dreams. Destroyer of serenity. What was she doing at Luke Skywalker's birthday party? They hadn't even brought out the cake. The Naked Zeltron Caberet Revue was nice filler, to be sure. But Cirrsseeto was here for cake. Delicious, glorious cake. Enough cake for everyone, baked as a scale replica of an X-Wing. It was worth waiting through the Jedi Magician show, and even the aforementioned Naked Zeltron Caberet Revue. There was never enough cake, but today there would be enough!
beep...beep...beep...beep...
And yet She was here. Singing that same shrill, off-tune song. Who even invited her? Even Palpatine was behaving and had even put on festive party attire. But She never behaved. It was always the same song over and over and over again, relentlessly assailing the suspension of disbelief. Luke Skywalker couldn't stop her and neither could the Emperor. And not even forty four topless Zeltrons in feather plume hats and knee boots. Cirrsseeto sighed. Why did he always have to save the day?
Wearily, the guest of honor rose from the table, unsheathing his vorpal sword. It glowed a brilliant white. He took aim at the Siren, and plunged the blade straight into her heart.
beep...beep...click.
Cirrsseeto's fumbling, sluggish finger found the snooze button on the alarm clock, silencing it as he rolled over in bed with a grumble.
Not today, Siren. Not today.
DENIAL
06:00
beep...beep...beep...beep...
The Siren Nemesis. Enemy of dreams. Destroyer of serenity. What was she doing at Luke Skywalker's birthday party? They hadn't even brought out the cake. The Naked Zeltron Caberet Revue was nice filler, to be sure. But Cirrsseeto was here for cake. Delicious, glorious cake. Enough cake for everyone, baked as a scale replica of an X-Wing. It was worth waiting through the Jedi Magician show, and even the aforementioned Naked Zeltron Caberet Revue. There was never enough cake, but today there would be enough!
beep...beep...beep...beep...
And yet She was here. Singing that same shrill, off-tune song. Who even invited her? Even Palpatine was behaving and had even put on festive party attire. But She never behaved. It was always the same song over and over and over again, relentlessly assailing the suspension of disbelief. Luke Skywalker couldn't stop her and neither could the Emperor. And not even forty four topless Zeltrons in feather plume hats and knee boots. Cirrsseeto sighed. Why did he always have to save the day?
Wearily, the guest of honor rose from the table, unsheathing his vorpal sword. It glowed a brilliant white. He took aim at the Siren, and plunged the blade straight into her heart.
beep...beep...click.
Cirrsseeto's fumbling, sluggish finger found the snooze button on the alarm clock, silencing it as he rolled over in bed with a grumble.
Not today, Siren. Not today.