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Tiberius Anar
Sep 14th, 2015, 03:19:03 PM
I feel like causing some mischief. I can think of but one way to do this effectively. In so doing, of course, I am likely to attract the attention and, possibly wrath, of others but hey ho.

*rummages in a capacious carpetbag to retrieve object*

BEHOLD! THE GOLDEN WRENCH!

*flourishes the golden wrench about a bit for effect*
Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 14th, 2015, 10:57:18 PM
Haha wow, taking it back old school!
Tiberius Anar
Sep 15th, 2015, 01:10:15 AM
Yes I am.

*wanders over to a Heath-Robinson device marked 'The Holo.Net' and gives it a few whacks with the golden wrench*

This is fun. It's makes a marvellous sound.

*CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!*
Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 15th, 2015, 08:40:23 AM
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Tiberius Anar
Sep 16th, 2015, 06:45:15 AM
*drops golden wrench*

Ooooh.

*heads towards set of levers on side of machine*
Lilaena De'Ville
Sep 16th, 2015, 01:54:05 PM
*turns on the Titanic theme song* Dodge THIS.

MY HEART WILLLL GO OOOOOON
Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 17th, 2015, 12:33:17 AM
The Postmodern Jukebox cover, I hope!
Tiberius Anar
Sep 17th, 2015, 01:17:18 AM
*the two admins having failed to intervene reaches levers*

I wonder what this one does.

*pulls lever*

WELL THAT DID NOTHING. WAIT! WHY AM I SHOUTING?

*looks at lever and sees it is marked 'ALL CAPS'*

COOL!
Tiberius Anar
Sep 17th, 2015, 06:44:50 AM
RIGHT, WHAT CAN I DO WITH THIS?

*walks up behind LD and s'Il*

BOO!
Lilaena De'Ville
Sep 17th, 2015, 11:16:22 AM
*is startled and accidentally swings a BANHAMMER*

OOPS
Rhone Banhammer
Sep 17th, 2015, 11:18:53 AM
*is startled and accidentally swings a BANHAMMER*

OOPS

*goes flying* AAIIEEEEEEEEE
Lilaena De'Ville
Sep 17th, 2015, 11:21:02 AM
SO MUCH FOR NEVER TOSSING A DWARF!
Ryloth Grimhammer
Sep 17th, 2015, 11:34:48 AM
You have greatly insulted our people! We will be closing the dwarven embassy. Goodday sir!
Tiberius Anar
Sep 17th, 2015, 11:58:03 AM
*looks at where Mr Banhammer landed*

Heappearstohaveturnedallcapsoff.Withhishead.

*looks at impact site*

Unfortunatelyhe'salsoturnedoffspaces.

Anyoneknowifoneisoktounstickadwarf?
Tiberius Anar
Sep 18th, 2015, 05:07:29 PM
Iassumeitis.

*picks up Golden Wrench*

SorryaboutthisBanhammer,oldchap.Haveyououtinajiffy .

*uses Golden Wrench to lever the dwarf free*
Tiberius Anar
Sep 30th, 2015, 02:27:59 PM
*overexerts and causes Banhammer to become airbourne*

Thatwassadlypredictable.
Rhone Banhammer
Sep 30th, 2015, 07:25:57 PM
*overexerts and causes Banhammer to become airbourne*

Thatwassadlypredictable.

*goes flying* AAIIEEEEEEEEE
Tiberius Anar
Oct 8th, 2015, 01:33:52 AM
Don'tworryIcanfixthis!

*pulls sharply on lever marked 'gravity'*

Thatshoulddoit.
Kassandra Distorith
Oct 8th, 2015, 08:04:15 AM
Honestly...can't leave you all alone at all, can I?

*whacks at the machine with a trout to fix it*
Tiberius Anar
Oct 8th, 2015, 11:32:24 AM
Ohthank God!

*regards situation*

There's something a bit fishy about this.

*watches as fish, which is now under the influence of gravity ten times higher than normal, crashes through various components of the machine with great force*

This could be an interesting tail.
Tiberius Anar
Oct 15th, 2015, 01:27:42 AM
Well now I'm feeling blue. At least you didn't accidentally change the font to Windings.
Loklorien s'Ilancy
Oct 15th, 2015, 01:59:36 AM
Don't tempt me >D
Tiberius Anar
Oct 15th, 2015, 06:24:44 AM
*flourishes various fonts in a tempting manner*

Oh but it's so much fun.
Lilaena De'Ville
Oct 15th, 2015, 11:20:39 AM
*whales start falling from the sky*

Better watch out!

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Tiberius Anar
Oct 23rd, 2015, 11:53:20 AM
*deploys reinforced umbrella*
Tiberius Anar
Jan 18th, 2016, 02:39:02 AM
Would anyone mind turning off the whales? Bit crowded in here.