A hyperactive bundle of answers (Ask Me Anything)

[Lyydea Amarra]

Hi, hi, hi! Ohmygosh look at all the people. Hello! Hello! I am Lyydea Therresa Vittania Sorellia Amarra. Shhh, some of those names are fake. I want to play a game! Will you play a game with me? It's proooooobably best if you play a game with me. I don't want to say I know where your happy, smiling family is... but I bet I could get them to play with me.

The game is played like this! You ask me questions and I tell you an answer! It may not be the answer you want or expect, but it'll definitely be an answer!

[Akasha Khan]

Are you completely crazy? Or just... mostly?

Okay, fine, a nice question. What do you remember of your life before slavery?

[Lyydea Amarra]

Before? Do you mean my first owner? I remember he was very nice! Very, very nice! He brushed my hair and told me "One day, Lyydea you will be a pretty little flower, and be my special little girl." But he would get so mad when I didn't cook his breakfast just the right way. Very, very mad!

Then he wasn't so nice. But he always apologized for bringing out my red, so it was okay! He taught me to smile, "Big smile Lyydea! People want to see how happy you are!" And so I smile! I like to smile.

You should smile more! You have wonderful snappy, snappy teeth. I bet they can bring out lots of red.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Would you like to be trained in the ways of the Force?

[Matatek Sel Vissica]

Can't we just get you a nice new dress already?

[Lyydea Amarra]

Would you like to be trained in the ways of the Force?

Is that what you'd like me to do, Mistress De'Ville? I'm hap-hap-happy to do it if that's what you think is best! Especially if it will be fun!


Can't we just get you a nice new dress already?

Oh! But Mistress De'Ville has been the best owner... oh, can't call her owner, mustn't call her owner, right Lyydea, right.

She has been the best, though! I thought she was going to be sooo mean to me at first, taking away my pretty blue dress, wanting me to wear ugly, ugly, ugly! clothes! But then she let me get new dresses! I could even pick the colors! Now I have a blue one, and a yellow one, and my favoritist favorite a red one, bright and cheerful just like my favorite color should be!

Red is my favorite color. It's so pretty. Like your fur! It's very, very pretty.

[Ydran Esk'avar]

Describe your perfect day.

[Lyydea Amarra]

Oh! I like that question Mr. Puppy. Yes! That, that is a good question!

I'd wake up to a bright, happy day with a smiling sun! Warm and toasty and wonderful! Everyone would be smiling, Mistress De'Ville and all the funny bucket-head people, and Mr. Sin, and cranky old Zereth! Smiling and beaming with love! We'd sit down, you see, like a good and proper family for breakfast, Juna Berry pancakes! OHMYGOSH. And afterward we'd all go for a walk, and I'd meet lots of kids and we'd play all kinds of fun games. Like hide and seek!

I'd of course seek, and they could hide! I'd find them all of course, it'd be fun. Then I'd need to scrub my hands. Maybe change into a different dress for lunch. Oh, but, but, but - I'd of course let Mistress De'Ville pick out lunch! It's the right thing to do since we had my favorite breakfast! I'd even eat onions if she asked me to! I really hate onions, don't you just hate onions?

Then we could go to a zoo! And see all the animals! I'd pet the animals, too. Just like you Mr. Puppy, pet the fur. Maybe I could take some with me. It would be so much fun! Then we'd have to go home! Cause it's getting late, and I'd get all tucked into bed, and Mistress De'Ville could read me a story, and tell me how good I am, and how she's proud of me.

She is proud of me, isn't she? I try so hard to be a good girl. Smile, Lyydea, smile. And I work so hard to do what I'm told, good girl, Lyydea, good girl. Do you like hugs, Mr. Puppy? Can I hug you? I give very good hugs.

[Sol Iman]

I might like to take you out for dinner sometime. I have a thing for redheads. Where would you like to go? And can I have any assurances you won't kill the waitstaff?

[Lyydea Amarra]

Welllll, first you asked Mistress De'Ville if it was ooookay, didn't you? Cause I'm not going to be a bad girl! But! BUT, BUT! If you did, and she said it's fine - then I can pick annnnywhere to go?

Eeeeee! We're going to McGr'Dddk's! I really, really hope D'llnad McGr'Dddk shows up! He's my favorite McGr'Dddkland pal. He's always painted up in pretty colors.

The waitstaff? As long as they're not hiding D'llnad from me... I guess I won't play with them.

You're really cute. =)