IC Random Thought Thread

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Because our brain-droppings deserve a venue for random thoughts too ^_^











Why can't life be black and white like it used to be back in the old days?

[Alexi Hesith]

Am I the only one thinking a senatorial pub crawl, while impractical, undignified, and a security nightmare, would be a hoot?

[Q. Samus Dage]

That rat bastard gypped me out of a bottle of Coruscanti Y1. I bet he knew I had it all along.

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

It's easy to not feel sexy wjith love handles and a prrosthetjic leg, but then she sends you a holo-text at two jin the afterrnoon and you feel all :3:

[Kes Akiena]

I need a vacation.

[Silas Faei]

So... what does an Ambassador DO anyway aside from looking amazing?

Hey JOVAN people... have any good bars that didn't just get blown to bits? :P

[Yon the Butcher]

You do not need bars, Mister Ambassador. Come to Yon's Shop, so that Yon may sell you Yon's fine meats! :D

[Silas Faei]

What kind of meat we talking about here? I thought you Alliance folk frowned on that sort of thing....

[Jannik Morlandt]

It could be worse... I know this all too well.

[Gradoona Pod-Floewander]

Yaknoo, soometimes I think people see me tryin' to catch the turbolift and they pretend they doon't aand push the button to cloose the door.

That really grinds my gears!

[Kes Akiena]

Now I really really need a vacation.

[Arvel Felcher]

Oh bother, a few fascists blow up a planet and everyone now thinks that jodhpurs and knee boots are insensitive. Bully! I'm surrounded by buffoons in dickies with pet food labels on.

[Li Ho Fook]

Dag, yo, if one more child tries to hug me, this playa is goin' street on their ass and be steppin'. Y'feel me, dawg?

[Lyydea Amarra]

The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out, out came the sun and dried up all the rain, so I smashed that itsy spider right in it's stupid brain.

[Taataani Onashi]

Some squarre-head gave a funny look when I was bitin' my toenails. Well hell, they gonna keep grrowin' if I don't!

[Mori Mako]

Did you know that there's a small planet on the outskirts of a mystery system on the Fringe that was supposedly destroyed by a solar storm that got waaaaay out of hand. It just sort of built on itself, you know? It got bigger and bigger until it slammed into this poor planet, and when it did, it burned everything up. I've only seen mention of this planet in old files, and even then they aren't really reliable in the best of times. Mostly it's sandwiched in between headlines like 'Emperor Palpatine Found Living On Chandrilla, New Life as Family Man' and 'Darth Vader's Secret Letters to Crix Madine'. It's all very silly, but this notion of a dead planet is pretty nifty, don't you think? Half-heresy, half-unknown. It could be some dreamed-up story by the Galactic Enquirer, or it could be something else. Sometimes there's a small bit of truth in those things, I like to think.

Anyway, so this planet? They say it's a paradise now.

And no one knows where it is.

[Tai Maki O.R.I.]

He's talking about some fairytale planet, and I've got sand in my processors still. I'll never get this stuff out!

[Trip]

You have my sympathies, fellow droid unit. My possessor took me to Tatooine on one occasion. The sand in my motor units caused so much abrasion that an entire servo cluster had to be replaced. :(

[Tai Maki O.R.I.]

Sand truly is the bane of a droid's existence. Whether ground-based or air-based. At least there is another to share my woes with.

[Cleo Némain]

Oh mah gob!!!!! Lookit alla tha' ickle droidies!!!!!

TRIPPLES!!!! Why y' nah 'troduce mes t' y' new friends?? No hoggin', tis nah nice. :colbert

[Marlon Kori]

We were... we were doing right...

[Bumblebee]

Oh mah gob!!!!! Lookit alla tha' ickle droidies!!!!!

TRIPPLES!!!! Why y' nah 'troduce mes t' y' new friends?? No hoggin', tis nah nice. :colbert

I w-would be d-d-delighted to b-b-be your f-friend, miss!

I am t-two w-one b-b-bee, but you m-may call me b-Bumblebee, as m-m-m-most of my f-friends do. :)

[Cleo Némain]

Kin ah call ye's Bubblerumble? :ohno

[Tai Maki O.R.I.]

I'm Tai Maki O.R.I.! And I love meeting new people!

[Arvel Felcher]

Are floating spherical droids in fashion this year, or has Bob Barker done another campaign to have your AT-ATs spayed and neutered?

[Nen Lev'i]

Not just floatin' ones neither. Them little cat chaser rumble-tumble droids are pretty damn popular too. Need to be careful though. Know a guy who started usin' one a' them to wind up his cats... they went and retaliated by goin' to war and smashin' up all his booze. Tragic mistake that. Tragic loss. All that beer, all that wine... died too young. :(

[Cleo Némain]

I'm Tai Maki O.R.I.! And I love meeting new people!

Tha's a fancy name. 'Mma jus' call ye's Oridoki :3:

[Sleazy]

What the hell kinda language is that you're speakin' there, idget? There some place I can go download a translation matrix? :|

[R4-P13]

:|


:grumble

[R4-K8]

:|


:grumble

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:love

[Mori Mako]

Astromechs are the devil's droids. Filthy mouths, those lot have.

[MARCUS]

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Accessing literature, poetry subsection limerick. A rhyming medium with fixed meter and a jocular delivery in the last line. Cartography error, no such planet designated "Nantucket" exists on current star charts. Although references to unique female anatomical deviancy seem to be the objective of this piece, more data is requested.

[R4-K8]

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http://theholo.net/forum/images/smilies/mad.gif

[Nen Lev'i]

Hey now, back off and leave Katie alone. :mad

Don't listen to 'em, they're just jealous. You're the bestest and prettiest little droid in the galaxy, and they know it. Bunch a' jealous rust buckets.

:hug

[Alec Tallen]

Moments like this remind me why I should never leave Mandalore.

[Beviin Goza]

I'm more than pleased to embark on this endeavor on Mand'alor's behalf. It's an honor.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

*squints at notifications*

Really, Tallen? Us? Friends? What galaxy do you think this is? :lol

[Anastasia Xivelle]

Moments like this remind me why I should never leave Mandalore.

I feel like we have met. :|

Though, I also have strange urges to bake cakes lately.

[Mara Tallen]

*squints at notifications*

Really, Tallen? Us? Friends? What galaxy do you think this is? :lol

The one where we mess with people's heads and end up friends in some weird, bizarre fashion? :D

[Alec Tallen]

I feel like we have met. :|

Though, I also have strange urges to bake cakes lately.

You do look oddly familiar...*tilts his head and stares*

[Cleo Némain]

Ta th' dis'ric offa Ko Hentota rode'a stran'er one fines dayyyyyy
Harl'y spoke ta folks 'roun 'im dinna haveee ta muchha sayyyyyyy
No ones dares askin bis'ness, nah one dares make'a slip.
Ferra stran'er there 'mon 'em hassa sabers on is 'ips

:dance

[Hobgoblin]

*rides in on a vornskyr* Whoa, whoa! Stay, you must, mighty beast!

*gets down off his mount, ties the pawing beast to the hitchin post, and surveys the land, lightsabers hanging from his belt*

*chin juts out proudly, says nothing to the townsfolk as he enters a saloon and goes to the bar*

'keep! Fizzyglug. Straight.

[Teagan s'Ilancy]

*sits on her haunches and looks at Master Hob's back as he saunters 'ponderously' into the saloon. She gives a loopy, toothy grin and flip-flops her ears*

I still don't get it.

[Cleo Némain]

Tha's alla well anna good there mis'ir bu' do ye's gots spurs tha' jin'le jan'le jin'le? :colbert

[Jaden Luka]

*zooms in on a steel horse, wearing a cowboy hat*

Evenin' all. :clint

[Mara Tallen]

*remains outside of the saloon in her kitty shape*

This is ridiculous...

[Jaden Luka]

So what you're saying Major Tallen, is that right now, you have...

:smokin

...the eye of a tiger?

[Teagan s'Ilancy]

*Looks at Mara with wide, happy eyes*

A kitteeeee!!!

[Eluna Thals]

I'm so happy. I forgot what that felt like. Maybe I can put it in a function, make an infinite loop out of it, and fool myself.

Maybe I'm fooling myself right now.

[Trip]

*Looks at Mara with wide, happy eyes*

A kitteeeee!!!

Caution, Mistress Tegan. My data files indicate that the organic being designated Mara presents a high statistical likelihood of aggressive behaviour and harmful physical contact. My protocol subroutines suggest that operative designation Pilot would find this a non-preferable sequence of events, and I am under instruction to take preventative steps in such instances.

:ohno

[Sleazy]

Translation: that cat is damn crazy. Keep your distance, idget. :mad

[Kazahan]

...

...

...

...

SO MUCH EASIER FOR KAZAHAN

[Vittore Montegue]

Did I hear about some shapeshiftin' or Force-usin' cats up in here?

God damn unnatural freaks. :shootin

[Jaden Luka]

Walk into the Alliance Senate like:

http://imagesmtv-a.akamaihd.net/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/princess-leia-1436366852.gif

[Miranda Tarkin]

I know not what to do with myself. Except give myself to my Empire.

That... and I can recommend a new stylist for you Mr. Luka.

[Rai'faani Meorrrei]

jI'm not usselesss. jI do thjingss, jyou know. jI know a lot of good dance clubss.

[Silas Faei]

Do tell Miss Meorrei, do tell!

[Commander Adras]

Fingers are itchin' to shoot some clankers on Jovan. Can't let those Alliance slugs get all the action!

[Benita Lupe Quez]

jI'm not usselesss. jI do thjingss, jyou know. jI know a lot of good dance clubss.

That makes you not boring, Rai. And that's all that matters.

*admires own nails*

[Holo-Head Howards]

It's VONG I tells ya! Religious VONG in worldships lookin for a galaxy to call their home.

... don't you laugh at me. I know Sith Alchemy that'll make ya show your true form! Dewback taught it to me.

[Cleo Némain]

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/4/45/Teddybear.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/173?cb=20101212215224
TELL MORE! O_O

[Holo-Head Howards]

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/4/45/Teddybear.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/173?cb=20101212215224
TELL MORE! O_O

Youngun, I need to tell ya the great secret of chupacabra squeezins! And also- what th-

Bear, how'd you get past security!?

[Razielle Alastor]

Uhoh, here we go.

[Mara Tallen]

So what you're saying Major Tallen, is that right now, you have...

:smokin

...the eye of a tiger?
*grins* A sabertooth tiger, but yes, yes I do in fact.



*Looks at Mara with wide, happy eyes*

A kitteeeee!!!
*waves a paw at Teagan & purrs*



Did I hear about some shapeshiftin' or Force-usin' cats up in here?

God damn unnatural freaks. :shootin
Sorry, darlin'...nothing unnatural about me. I was born in the usual manner, not created in a lab.

*shrugs* But your opinion is your own, and I'm not likely to change it.



Caution, Mistress Tegan. My data files indicate that the organic being designated Mara presents a high statistical likelihood of aggressive behaviour and harmful physical contact. My protocol subroutines suggest that operative designation Pilot would find this a non-preferable sequence of events, and I am under instruction to take preventative steps in such instances.

:ohno

Trip, you should update your data files. Misinformation is hardly something you want to base such important protocols as Teagan's safety on.



Translation: that cat is damn crazy. Keep your distance, idget. :mad
Crazy is one thing I've never been.

[Reginald Nil’vak]

I am surrounded by buffoons and ingrates. :grumble

[Kassandra Distorith]

It could be worse, darling.

---

I, on the other hand, am surrounded by young, handsome men. Which is not a bad thing, per se.

[Reginald Nil’vak]

So long as you prefer them as young slightly mangled corpses, I would say it is just fine. :|

[Red Queen]

Buffoons and ingrates, you say?

My, my, Mr Nil'vak. Whatever shall we do about that?

:mischief

[Taataani Onashi]

(Spits)

yup

[Minnie Starshine]

Oh, ew, ew, ew. That's totally gross.

[Taataani Onashi]

(Continues to chew tabac indifferently, eyes Minnie's shoes)

Them surre arre rreal purrty shoes

[Minnie Starshine]

*scuttles back wide eyed* Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! That's, like, the grossest habit ever!

[Taataani Onashi]

(Shrugs as she picks wax from an ear)

[Sadie K'Vesh]

Ehhh... I've seen worse. :|

Ain't nothin' quite like a berrite with an ongoin' case o' th' sniffles an' a wanderin' tongue.

[Minnie Starshine]

Ewwww! I think I feel sick...

I don't even know what that is Sadie...

And I don't wanna!

[Sadie K'Vesh]

Hey... It's an ugly damn Galaxy. Anyone who says otherwise is sellin' somethin'.

[Minnie Starshine]

Not if you spend all your time at beauty parlours its not!

[Tobio Onashi]

Hey Taa. Instead o' muckin' up 'er purty shoes, whyn't just nikk 'em? Could sell 'em for a load o' creds.

[Minnie Starshine]

Don't steal my shoes!

[Vittore Montegue]

Hey... It's an ugly damn Galaxy. Anyone who says otherwise is sellin' somethin'.


Not if you spend all your time at beauty parlours its not!

What the hell's that supposed to mean? :colbert

Some people don't need fancy shoes an' make-up an' crap to look worth a damn. Sometimes y' already look like th' most gorgeous thing in the damn galaxy even when y' pass out drunk an' have y' own hair in y' mouth. Beauty ain't what you paint on, it's what y' got underneath that counts.

Sadie don't need to spend a damn second in any place. :grumble

[Minnie Starshine]

Okay, firstly, high heels and make-up make everything better. That's just, like, scientific fact, okay?

And I wasn't talking about her spending time there anyway. I just meant places like where I spend most of my time aren't usually very ugly :).

[Sadie K'Vesh]

:uhoh uhhhh easy there, Cap'n. Don't think she was implyin' nothin'...

[Vittore Montegue]

Better not have been. :mad

No one gets t' imply nothin' about my...

...uh...

...friend??? :uhoh

[Minnie Starshine]

I wasn't even talking about her!

[Atton Kira]

Don't mind Mister Montegue. We pay him to keep Miss K'Vesh outta harm and outta trouble, an' he sometimes takes his job a little too seriously.

[Minnie Starshine]

Oh, right. Uh, okay :).

((My OOC thought is now 'how can I get you three to post in order so it's 'Savin' people, huntin' things, the family business' :p))

[Inyos Aamoran]

Don't worry. Captain Montegue is harmless once you get to know him.

...I hope. :uhoh

[Vittore Montegue]

Who you callin' harmless, Jedi? :mad

[Sadie K'Vesh]

Yeaaahh not sure that's a word I'd use...

[Atton Kira]

I don't think any a' his bounty targets 'd agree with that, either.

[Gabriel Starwind]

:colbert Don't encourage them. They have better things to be doing.

Like actually saving people.

[Azrin Shadowstar]

BACK IN YOUR CAGE, BOY. :mad



>D

[Father Lucian]

Boy, it sure would be nice if someone let me out of my cage...

:colbert

[Elira Asael]

Dream on, you old curmudgeon.

[Xanthos Asael]

Address him with respect, daughter of mine. :mad

[Mal'achi Ath-Thu'ban]

Oh for the love of... You ALL need to be quiet :colbert

[Red Queen]

Come now, Mal'achi. Let he children have their fun.

All will be quiet soon enough. >D

[Justin Dechen]

Just... before anyone accuses me of anything...

This was not my fault. :colbert

[Sleazy]

*sigh*

Idgets. :|

[Minnie Starshine]

((OOC: Well, I'm satisfied :) ))

You lot are fairly strange...

[Hugo Montegue]

You don't know the half of it, kid. :|


(( Don't worry, we'll behave ourselves and stop now ;) ))

[Kassandra Distorith]

Awww...

*puts the popcorn away*

[Minnie Starshine]

Well, 'course I don't. I'm new here. I haven't even been in any adventures with any of you yet :p.

Or anybody, for that matter >.>

[Matatek Sel Vissica]

We can go on an adventure

[Karin DeLumiar]

You couldn't adventure your way out of a paper bag, you pantless hairball.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

I thought there was peace between the Empire and the Alliance nowadays? >=( Stop arguing and get yourselves to a - preferably mine - bar!

[Karin DeLumiar]

Girl, if you've got any decent whisky behind that counter, get me a bottle and be warned - the drunker I get, the better I tip.

... I might also punch a guy. Or two. Or ten, but it really was just the one time I swear.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Psh... decent whiskey she asks... What's your poison? Menkooro, Johrian? Hmm... or maybe you're more a Whyren's sorta gal.

Punching folks isn't an issue. Just... try to avoid the grumpy bounty hunter and his :airquotes "partner"

[Q. Samus Dage]

HEY FELLINE!!

Imperials like tea, right? I heard somewhere you guys like tea. Anyway, there's a place on Jovan that you need to try!

[T'yeellaa Meorrrei]

(pinches Samus)

Wherre wass that level of eagerrnesss when jI ssuggessted that we go the lasst tjime? :mad

[Q. Samus Dage]

*puts his finger to her lips*

Hush Kitten, just watch his face.

[Minnie Starshine]

So, I believe people talked about drinks? Because I am totally ​not underage or anything. We should go!

[T'yeellaa Meorrrei]

*puts his finger to her lips*

Hush Kitten, just watch his face.

:rolleyes

Sso jI make a ssuggesstjion forr an evenjing out, and jit'ss now a joke? Gai'tou, jI went to go ssee that holo jyou begged me to ssee. jI djidn't go tell Preita'rrou Haaniieelaa about the paperr thjin plot orr the rrjidjiculouss explossjionss. jI went because jyou wanted to go.

[Benita Lupe Quez]

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[Rai'faani Meorrrei]

So, I believe people talked about drinks? Because I am totally ​not underage or anything. We should go!




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Fjinalljy! At leasst ssomeone herre jissn't borrjing!

[Minnie Starshine]

I AM pretty fun :)

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Fjine. Rai'faani, jyou can take jyourr ljittle frrjiendss and weekend at the Taltimant vjilla. jI'll let Kanduss know to sstock amenjitjiess and clean up afterr jyou. jI'm ssurre jyou'll have gai'chee overr, and that'ss fjine, jusst make ssurre thejy take off thejirr sshoess at the doorr beforre jyou rravage them.

[Vance Felline]

HEY FELLINE!!

Imperials like tea, right? I heard somewhere you guys like tea. Anyway, there's a place on Jovan that you need to try!

2910

That's... that's not tea.

[Minnie Starshine]

I made that mistake -_-

[Q. Samus Dage]

I'm told many folks take great pleasure from... tea.


But I'm a caf man, so...

[Minnie Starshine]

I'm more of a wine girl...

[Ecks]

I like tea.

[Minnie Starshine]

Well, tea's not bad...

[Arvel Felcher]

So you're saying there is a place where tea is merely a euphemism for consensual group-shagging in a hot tub?

:|

My combination of Darjeeling and bitter loneliness somehow feels diminished. Not even extra biscuits help!

[Erik Quillian Sol]

:ohno this is why I'm not allowed planet side. I don't understand any of this...

[Minnie Starshine]

You're not allowed on planets?

[Erik Quillian Sol]

My boss doesn't exactly allow for a lot of free time... Though I miss the sun. Any sun :(

Oh heavens! Don't tell him I said anything negative!!

[Minnie Starshine]

That, like, totally sucks! You need a new boss!

[Regan Altink]

My boss doesn't exactly allow for a lot of free time... Though I miss the sun. Any sun :(

Oh heavens! Don't tell him I said anything negative!!

Y' work as a mechanic on a space ship, y' bloody great plant. This is nae a cruise liner, y' cannae go on wee little excursions every time they take y' fancy. We all miss planet side, but tha's the bloody job, aye? So quit y're whinin', b'fore a' have y' assigned tae scrub every inch a' the hull by hand tae let y' soak up as much bloody solar radiation as y' damn well like. :mad

[Minnie Starshine]

Orrrr, he could get a job as a mechanic for Star Tours! :)

[Muridaemus-musculus]

Never! Erik is a proud hero of the Alliance, and he would never betray his friends and comrades by abandoning them!

We may no longer be actively at war, but the great beast of the Galactic Empire only slumbers, it does not lie dead. In a matter of time it will awaken, and Erik will be needed to stand alongside the Alliance's other great heroes to smite this evil, once and for all!

:swoon:

[Minnie Starshine]

But in the mean time he can stand alongside the great heroes of the tourism trade :)

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

That, like, totally sucks! You need a new boss!

:colbert

[Benita Lupe Quez]

Smut? Smut!

SMUT.

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Where th'frack did all m'bourbon go?!?

[Growley]

Hhrrrnff. Ngrurrr rurrng oowwww...