Doctor Oodenplatz
Mar 14th, 2014, 12:12:18 AM
Are lacerations cutting your bottom line?
Feeling a bit burned by advanced degree dermal cremation?
Has a sudden amputation left you feeling a bit beside yourself?
Is uncontrollable blood loss causing you to see red?
Do you find that the gum disease that causes gingivitis really bites?
Have you been left broken-hearted by cardiac arrest?
Is this a holo ad for a cheap trial lawyer? NO!
Instead, if you're looking for affordable health care and are willing to waive certain legal rights against malpractice...
"Why not Oodenplatz?"
I am a reasonably qualified sentient with HoloNet doctorates in theoretical medicine and holistic surgery. My office accepts payments in Alliance Credits, Imperial Credits, Republic Credits, Wookiee Life Debts, TarkinCare, or feel free to bring me a nice coffee cake. Or any food really. No trash is accepted. Just because I have tentacles doesn't mean I subsist on garbage like some Dianoga! I prefer the finer things like well-cured dewback brisket...left out on the counter for a week or two.
Feeling a bit burned by advanced degree dermal cremation?
Has a sudden amputation left you feeling a bit beside yourself?
Is uncontrollable blood loss causing you to see red?
Do you find that the gum disease that causes gingivitis really bites?
Have you been left broken-hearted by cardiac arrest?
Is this a holo ad for a cheap trial lawyer? NO!
Instead, if you're looking for affordable health care and are willing to waive certain legal rights against malpractice...
"Why not Oodenplatz?"
I am a reasonably qualified sentient with HoloNet doctorates in theoretical medicine and holistic surgery. My office accepts payments in Alliance Credits, Imperial Credits, Republic Credits, Wookiee Life Debts, TarkinCare, or feel free to bring me a nice coffee cake. Or any food really. No trash is accepted. Just because I have tentacles doesn't mean I subsist on garbage like some Dianoga! I prefer the finer things like well-cured dewback brisket...left out on the counter for a week or two.