Oi, compu'tah! How Ah work dis?

[Ledo G. Prent]

be needin' somefin o-fficial wise t' unfuck wif me namin' no-men-claycha'

Ah sol'umly swear, on ye mum's cunt, da' me name is Ledo G. Prent.

Please amend wif haste.

On th' dogs bollocks,

Ledo G. Prent
(Rancor of Malastare - Patent Pending)