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Solomon Godfrey
Oct 8th, 2013, 05:46:39 PM
That's right, ladies - Bikini Inspector. :smokin

Solomon Latona
Oct 8th, 2013, 05:49:05 PM
Dude. Who the hell even are you? :|


...and why do you look so handsome, yet familiar? :uhoh

Kara Hawkins
Oct 8th, 2013, 06:07:38 PM
Can I send letters to your wife somehow, please? I'm sure she'd looveee to know what you're up to. :lol

Boyd!! You can help me with dimensional correspondence, right??

Andraste
Oct 8th, 2013, 06:10:39 PM
:colbert

Yes Miss Hawkins, I do believe you can find some way to manage that. As reluctant as I am to use methods that would permit as such perhaps it would be best if you kept me updated on my husband's activities.

Solomon Godfrey
Oct 8th, 2013, 06:11:57 PM
I'm performing a valuable service!

It's the only way to ease the pain of my loss and heartbreak. :cry

Andraste
Oct 8th, 2013, 06:15:57 PM
:colbert Your excuses do not amuse me, Solomon.

Diana Latona
Oct 8th, 2013, 06:18:40 PM
Why haven't you been whapped upside the head by my double yet?


Wait...


Where is my double?


:|







:grumble probably got killed trying to save your ass.



That's what happened, right?




right?






:cry

Solomon Godfrey
Oct 8th, 2013, 06:20:30 PM
...who the fuck are you? :|

Diana Latona
Oct 8th, 2013, 06:22:36 PM
... what?! :|

What the eff do you mean by that?!

Not funny Sol. Even from another universe your sense of humor is mean :(

Solomon Godfrey
Oct 8th, 2013, 06:24:19 PM
Seriously, I'm not kidding.

I have no idea who you are.

Are you like... one of mom's sisters kids or something? Like, a cousin?

Oh god, this universe's version of me is your dad, isn't he.

God damn it, Sol: how many of these bastards do you have?!

Solomon Latona
Oct 8th, 2013, 06:24:48 PM
I am staying out of this.

Like, far enough out to be in Canada. :|

Diana Latona
Oct 8th, 2013, 06:25:48 PM
:|

I get it.

You wished I never existed one day, didn't you Sol?!


See...this is why I never bring you pie.

Lilith
Oct 8th, 2013, 06:27:38 PM
Oh this is classic. *noms popcorn*

Please, continue breaking each others brains. One less thing I have to accomplish before bed time.

Kara Hawkins
Oct 8th, 2013, 06:29:06 PM
Ahahaha... So glad I'm not part of your messed up family. :dance

Sam Enoch
Oct 8th, 2013, 06:31:08 PM
Be careful of such statements, Kara Hawkins.

Fate is a fickle thing.

:|

Kara Hawkins
Oct 8th, 2013, 06:32:26 PM
...Oh god. My mother is a Godfrey isn't she? They just keep showing up! :ohno

Solomon Latona
Oct 8th, 2013, 06:32:53 PM
Yeah... knowing my dad, he probably banged your mom already.

:|



...seriously. You should get a DNA test.

I'm not kidding.

Dude gets around more than a randy badger. :|

Hurucan
Oct 8th, 2013, 06:34:15 PM
The teleportation does make such things rather easy.




...much like your mother.

>D

Kara Hawkins
Oct 8th, 2013, 06:34:41 PM
:|

...fuck.

Glen Hawkins
Oct 8th, 2013, 07:13:47 PM
Watch your language, young lady. :mad

Kara Hawkins
Oct 8th, 2013, 08:24:23 PM
DAD?!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdjifaIffc1rcdp6mo5_500.gif

Glen Hawkins
Oct 8th, 2013, 08:38:41 PM
Oh, so you do remember me.

That is surprising. Your mother and I had assumed you must be suffering from some sort of amnesia. It was the only reason we could think of for why you never phone, write, visit, reassure us from time to time that you are still indeed alive -

:colbert

Kara Hawkins
Oct 9th, 2013, 06:55:37 AM
Augh...

http://media.tumblr.com/31309ed696779d450e39de6d204d1b03/tumblr_inline_mrdrmrAhKE1qz4rgp.gif

I take it back, Mike. You can shoot me now.

Michael Beckett
Oct 9th, 2013, 10:23:47 AM
Oh, so very gladly. :|

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6bj6qEQsx1qh95r3.gif

Themis Kallianos
Oct 10th, 2013, 04:27:12 PM
The Godfreys do have a tendency to procreate at a rather alarming rate indeed.

*mutters* I'm fucking surrounded.

Phedre Kallianos
Oct 10th, 2013, 07:01:33 PM
*ruffles Themis' hair* At least we breed pretty, agape mou.

Diana Latona
Oct 10th, 2013, 07:34:39 PM
You seriously want to get in this argument, dollface? ;)

Phedre Kallianos
Oct 10th, 2013, 07:44:46 PM
Not particularly...but if there's a chance to annoy my brother, I'm required by some obscure ancient law to do so ;)

Themis Kallianos
Oct 10th, 2013, 07:47:50 PM
:colbert

You got me arrested, Phe, and then I got fired because of it.

I think we're past 'annoyed'.

Diana Latona
Oct 10th, 2013, 10:23:59 PM
o_O You...

got your brother arrested? And didn't... you know... break him out in some spectacular fashion that puts Brute Force to shame?


:| Huh.

Phedre Kallianos
Oct 11th, 2013, 01:00:35 AM
*shrugs* You could have said no when I asked, Themi.


I had a spectacular plan in place, but he made me swear I wouldn't do anything illegal. And since my plan hinged on breaking about forty-seven minor and major oppressive mundane laws, I decided to respect his wishes this once.

And by the time I was done respecting his wishes, he'd already been whisked away :\

Diana Latona
Oct 12th, 2013, 04:53:33 PM
Psh, mundy laws... Sounds more like excuses to me. :rolleyes

Solomon Latona
Oct 12th, 2013, 06:03:24 PM
She's got a point there, Eyes.

If they "whisked away" your brother, then how come you didn't tear the world apart tryin' to find him, huh? Where are the hostages y' took to threaten 'em into giving him back? Where's the bureaucrat with broken fingers, or the dude with your handprints burned into his flesh because he weren't squealin' fast enough? Where's the shot up police precinct, the blown out cars, the tank left smoulderin' half buried in a ditch 'cause it had the nerve to spit a shell at your family?

There ain't no prison, power, or person that's enough t' stop Di an' me savin' each other if we need it. That's what family is about, not whatever fucked up imitation y'all are pretending to have. :|

Diana Latona
Oct 12th, 2013, 06:10:13 PM
*Latona fist bump* :smokin

Darcy Belleville
Oct 13th, 2013, 08:17:03 AM
There's nothing like...

Edith Belleville
Oct 13th, 2013, 08:17:25 AM
...the bond between...

Paige Belleville
Oct 13th, 2013, 08:17:42 AM
...siblings.

Themis Kallianos
Oct 13th, 2013, 04:48:21 PM
Depends on the siblings, ladies.

Phe has a brother when she needs one. If I need her, I'm on my own.

Antonio Kallianos
Oct 13th, 2013, 06:49:45 PM
Phedre has two brothers.

Problem is, the youngest is a whiny bitch who couldn't handle his way out of a paper bag.

Grow a pair, Themis, and stop expecting the world to drop everything and save you every time you screw up.

:colbert

Phedre Kallianos
Oct 13th, 2013, 09:46:52 PM
Antoni! *pounces*

:D

Athalie Ericsson
Oct 15th, 2013, 09:20:30 AM
*wanders into the room, wide-eyed at all the people*

Autumn Alderman
Oct 15th, 2013, 09:41:29 AM
Awwwwwwww look at the little one!

So cute!

So innocent!


Kinda like veal >D

Heidrich Alderman
Oct 15th, 2013, 09:48:43 AM
Now, now, Autumn. We've spoken about this before.

No snacking between meals.

It ruins your appetite. :|

Athalie Ericsson
Oct 15th, 2013, 10:32:37 AM
*frowns* I am not edible.

Autumn Alderman
Oct 15th, 2013, 10:53:21 AM
Suchhh big words for such a small bite.

*sighs* But yes Heidrich, I suppose you're right. As always. ;)

Christoph Hodsson
Oct 16th, 2013, 09:11:02 AM
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs11/i/2006/219/a/a/Nightcrawler_by_Yayap17.gif

Thane Hodsson
Oct 16th, 2013, 12:59:36 PM
Oh, fucks sake Chris. Stop showing off. :|


Don't make me glare at you. :mad

Christoph Hodsson
Oct 16th, 2013, 01:05:59 PM
Like I worry about your glaring... Hugh.

Thane Hodsson
Oct 16th, 2013, 01:29:27 PM
*sigh*

Forgetting names again? You need to be careful, Christoph. It's like I always say; all that teleporting around, you're leaving chunks of your brain behind.

And it's not like you had much of one to start with.

:|

Dasquian Belargic
Oct 16th, 2013, 01:36:52 PM
I cannot even begin to keep up with what is going on here :(

Fred Hodsson
Oct 16th, 2013, 01:57:04 PM
Don't mind us, boss. Just blowing up the MU universe.

Only a little literally. ;)

Michael Beckett
Oct 16th, 2013, 02:03:42 PM
I cannot even begin to keep up with what is going on here :(

If you understood it, it wouldn't be very "random", would it? :|

José Luis Flores
Oct 16th, 2013, 04:48:19 PM
Jesus Christ, it's like someone thought, "Hey, this place isn't enough like a soap opera mixed with 100 Years of Solitude, or any classic Russian novel. Let's have every family member featured."

Tom Harriman
Oct 16th, 2013, 04:50:25 PM
José? Did you just make a literature reference?

Wow. I guess it must've just been my science classes you slacked off in. :|

Kara Hawkins
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:02:40 PM
Can it be Halloween yet? I want to see all the Avengers in costume!

...you know. The ones that aren't part of work uniforms :|

Solomon Latona
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:09:15 PM
Got mine sorted.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/d88b689945074ddb42e21ea0952b1b6b/tumblr_mmacok29N61r9g72eo2_500.jpg

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball, bitches. :smokin

Kara Hawkins
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:10:38 PM
:| Solomon, you are so weird. I mean - I know you're from another like...reality... but still.

Solomon Latona
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:11:34 PM
...no I'm not? :|

Solomon Godfrey
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:12:06 PM
Indeed. But I am.

Solomon Latona
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:13:15 PM
Well, obviously!

I mean, you've even got the evil twin goatee thing going on, like in...

Shit. What's that TV show? You know, the one with the Russians, and the elf, and the fat Canadian guy who tries to not look fat and talks weird?

Kara Hawkins
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:13:50 PM
...There are two of you?


:mischief



Wait.


Does this mean there's two of the Captain as well?! Oh hell :|

Solomon Godfrey
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:13:51 PM
...are you referring to Lord of the Rings?

I believe that was a movie, not television.

:|

Captain Dan Myers
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:15:15 PM
Psssh. Please. I am the one and only. :smokin

Any cross-universe twins or clones or whatever... don't even worry about them. They just fade into the background.

Daniel Myers
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:15:59 PM
Yes.

Sadly we do.

:(

Diana Latona
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:17:21 PM
Nobody better be fading out my brother. :colbert

Solomon Latona
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:18:45 PM
Don't worry sis, he's just being over-dramatic.

All you gotta do is create a defining feature for yourself... grow a beard like Perun did, or change your hair or something.

Wotan
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:19:23 PM
You could even try both. It worked for me.

Perun
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:19:47 PM
Or invest in some sort of mask or helmet.

:|

Aegis
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:21:27 PM
Or simply grow up.

No.

Really.

All of you. :twak

Michael Beckett
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:22:07 PM
Besides, it isn't all that bad. There's only two of you... if twins can cope with that, I'm sure you'll be fine.

It's not like there's more than two universes, right? :lol



...right? :uhoh

Marian J'onzz
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:23:06 PM
...I appear to be quite lost. :ohno

Vittore Montegue
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:23:51 PM
You ain't lost, baby.

You just found your way to me, is all.

:smokin

Marian J'onzz
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:25:13 PM
:| J'ooonnnnnnn.... I think you got us lost again.

Doctor Fate
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:26:47 PM
I would stay clear of him, Marian J'onzz of Kilia IV.

Your fates are not intertwined in this realm.

:|

Newton
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:27:52 PM
It's okay, Marian.

Come with me, I'll keep you safe.

I'll always keep you safe.

J'onn Scarlet
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:29:46 PM
Oi!

Stay away from her, you handsome bastard. :mad

Rory Williams
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:35:00 PM
I have absolutely no idea what is going on here, and I'm finding this all very confusing.

Please stop. :|

Amy Pond
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:38:07 PM
Well this is awkward.

DOCTOR! :colbert This is not the "romantic getaway" you promised us!

Solomon Latona
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:38:59 PM
Holy shit, it's raining redheads.

Halle-fucking-lujah!

:dance

Saidra
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:39:57 PM
Ok someone better start explaining or I start cutting off limbs. What in the name of Phex is going on here?

...am I dreaming again?

Glen Fiddich
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:41:55 PM
No... but I believe I might be. :|

And if I am not I intend to do so in a similar vein later.

Glen Hawkins
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:42:45 PM
Why, prey tell, are you dreaming about my daughter?

:colbert

Na'ir al Saif
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:44:13 PM
So it is true what they say.

No matter what universe you are in, there is always at least one ridiculously handsome man.

:mischief

Solomon Latona
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:45:12 PM
By which you mean me, obviously.

:smokin

Diana Latona
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:48:00 PM
*facepalm*

Can we get our alternate version selves under control, everyone? Please? :grumble

Solomon Godfrey
Oct 16th, 2013, 05:50:15 PM
There is no need to be cranky merely because you do not have one, Diana.

:|

Dahlia Ericsson
Oct 16th, 2013, 10:15:39 PM
Perfection cannot be improved upon, silly boy.

Chrys Atreides
Oct 16th, 2013, 10:18:22 PM
Clearly, you have NO idea what you're talking about.

Mara Tallen
Oct 16th, 2013, 10:23:55 PM
Can we go back to discussing just how many Solomons there are?

I'm somehow fascinated by this...

Sam Enoch
Oct 16th, 2013, 11:25:34 PM
Many there may be and yet fate has already decreed to whom their hearts belong.

The Solomon of Thunder's heart lies behind him; he is the sword, and will not be whole again until he regains his shield.
The Solomon of Fire's heart lies ahead; the road to hence will be doubly long, but one day his solitary flame will stop burning alone.
The Solomon of Knives' heart lies scattered; burned away by black suns and lost in the shadows of stars.

Direct your affections elsewhere, little lion girl, to where waiting hearts more even are.

Inyos Aamoran
Oct 16th, 2013, 11:27:19 PM
...I am unsure if his words are wise, or simply the product of narcotics.

:|

Enoch
Oct 16th, 2013, 11:28:09 PM
If he's anything like me, it's probably the narcotics. :|

Mara Tallen
Oct 17th, 2013, 12:38:35 AM
You presume I have heart with which to entertain affections, how delightfully droll.

I think, perhaps, that you need to revisit the nearest medic for a prescription update.

Viktoriya Rasputin
Oct 17th, 2013, 01:02:52 AM
Get back to your own miserable forum and stay out of mine, woman. *smacks with a stick*

*mutters* Yobanaya suka.

Felix Ustinov
Oct 18th, 2013, 09:30:04 PM
Ah... priviet, tovarish!

:wave

Dobro pozhalovat. Ya Felicks, i vy ochen krasivy. ;)

Viktoriya Rasputin
Oct 18th, 2013, 11:34:39 PM
Spasibo, Feliks...menya zovut Viktoriya. Eto udovol'stviye, kotoroye privetstvuyut takoy krasavets, chto govorit moy rodnoy yazyk.

Orlando Latona
Oct 18th, 2013, 11:56:31 PM
Top Marx for tryin' there, Felix, but I think we all know you were just Stalin before the main event arrived.

Before you go Russian back to his place and Putin out, how about you sample some of the ... local cuisine first, huh? ;)

Cecil Quinn
Oct 18th, 2013, 11:56:45 PM
o_O


I don't know if you know this, but I don't speak Russian!


Now I'm gonna go to the Expo, maybe you can watch me on TV, maybe I'll get laid. :smug:








though probably not. :cry

Vivica Hodsson
Oct 18th, 2013, 11:59:22 PM
*ahem*


:whip

Mr. Latona, did I say you could leave where I left you?

Orlando Latona
Oct 19th, 2013, 12:00:14 AM
Awww, c'mon beautiful.

We both know you like it when I misbehave. ;)

Viktoriya Rasputin
Oct 19th, 2013, 12:09:17 AM
Lyubimyy, you need to be kept on a very short leash, I have no doubt.

Vivica, darling, I think we'd get along delightfully.

Vivica Hodsson
Oct 19th, 2013, 12:21:15 AM
No, Lando darling. I like it when you fight back. There's a difference.

Ah Viktoriya, perhaps we would. I have some very fond memories of time spent in... ah... forgive me, some things are best left classified. ;)

Orlando Latona
Oct 19th, 2013, 12:24:03 AM
If that sentence was not supposed to end with "...working in a seedy BDSM dungeon in Minsk," I will be disappointed.

:|

And it's fighting back that you want, huh? Well shit, lady. Leave my hands untied, and I'll happily wrestle with you all night long. ;)

Viktoriya Rasputin
Oct 19th, 2013, 12:29:49 AM
There are several of those in Minsk...delightful clubs, really.

Vivica, we simply must arrange to meet formally. I find myself lacking in friends and associates outside of...work. This must be remedied with the appropriate kinds of people.

Orlando Latona
Oct 19th, 2013, 12:34:22 AM
I'm afraid she can't go out tonight. She's washing the latex out of my hair. :|

Vivica Hodsson
Oct 19th, 2013, 12:39:01 AM
You really need to learn when to stop talking, dear. No worries, I'm more than happy to teach >D

But yes, the boy is unfortunately correct. Another time, perhaps?

Hugo Hodsson
Oct 19th, 2013, 12:40:43 AM
:| And you need to learn when to get a room.

That's not near mine.

I'd actually like to enjoy what I cause every once in a while! :mad

Orlando Latona
Oct 19th, 2013, 12:41:12 AM
http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/i/2013/263/d/6/chris_pine_tapegaggged_by_ernet888-d6n4xzv.jpg

mffmm mffffmm fffffmmmmfff?

Viktoriya Rasputin
Oct 19th, 2013, 12:45:32 AM
Of course, Vivica...we'll find a time, I'm certain.

Ahh, much better, Orlando. You're slowly learning, I see.

Alice Kelly
Oct 19th, 2013, 12:47:13 AM
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk47/Nuime/coffee_zps509fc9bd.gif

Am I misinterpreting everything... Or just hallucinating? Is this what it's like with your brain on insomnia...? It must be. There's no other explanation for this...

Tom Harriman
Oct 19th, 2013, 12:48:44 AM
Uh... Alice?

:hug

You really don't wanna be in here, princess. Let's get you back to bed for some sleep, okay? :uhoh

Orlando Latona
Oct 19th, 2013, 12:50:29 AM
:airquotes "ssssmmmmff" hmmffff? :airquotes



... :|

GMMFFFF DMMMMFFF IIFFFF!!! :mad

Bianca Sohlus
Oct 19th, 2013, 12:59:05 AM
So *this* is where the party is!

Blaise
Oct 19th, 2013, 01:06:26 AM
Yes...

throw your parties, Children of Gene. Throw them while you can before you are consumed. >D

Bianca Sohlus
Oct 19th, 2013, 01:10:24 AM
*rolls her eyes*

Riiiiiight.

Glen Hawkins
Oct 19th, 2013, 01:11:03 AM
Oh, Odin's beard...

Go back to your cave, Blaise, you cantankerous old witch! No one wants you here. :mad

Kara Hawkins
Oct 19th, 2013, 02:01:27 AM
...cantankerous old witch...? :|

That's not how I remember that story going, Dad.

Or do you just call everyone that? :lol You and your weirdo insults...

The Reaper
Oct 19th, 2013, 02:19:09 AM
I've seen y' dad in action, kid. F' the sake of y' stomach, an' the colour of the walls?

We'd better pray weird insults are all he sticks to.

Syn
Oct 19th, 2013, 04:56:43 AM
Now this, I'm curious to see.

José Luis Flores
Oct 19th, 2013, 09:03:17 AM
Jesus. This is like Sci-Fi Sliders meets War & Peace. With sex. What the hell?

Svetlana Ustinov
Oct 19th, 2013, 10:32:05 AM
I was going to call it a very badly dubbed foreign soap opera, but I like your explanation better, José.

Angus Fisk
Oct 19th, 2013, 10:35:05 AM
http://www.avoid.com.br/config/ckeditor/kcfinder/upload/images/tumblr_inline_mso5k9yyIm1qz4rgp(1).gif

Kara Hawkins
Oct 19th, 2013, 01:10:51 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec7ea68178679ee3b4a1be5e79e825ca/tumblr_mj1t4kM9d01s1flmlo1_500.gif

Solomon Latona
Oct 19th, 2013, 01:19:22 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/f9b4fe09f2b334c83c850475f4241a05/tumblr_mopez016MH1raq5ogo4_500.gif

José Luis Flores
Oct 19th, 2013, 01:38:28 PM
Attack of the GIFs! OH NOES!


I was going to call it a very badly dubbed foreign soap opera, but I like your explanation better, José.

How much better do you like my explanation? :smug: Still going out with that Alex dude? Cause baby, I'd cross a continent in a second to be in your bed. No really. I would.

Svetlana Ustinov
Oct 19th, 2013, 02:21:33 PM
Aww, you do say the sweetest things, José *smiles brightly*

I really ought to introduce you to my friend Katia, though...*ponders*

Katia Noskova
Oct 19th, 2013, 10:11:54 PM
*saunters in*

Did I hear my name being called?

Gideon
Oct 23rd, 2013, 11:24:35 PM
Jesus effin' Christ. :|

You new mutant kids are all toothpicks. How the fuck are you guys supposed to fight for our liberty and all that shit when you don't even look like you could fight your ways out of a wet paper bag?

If I had tear ducts, I'd weep for the future.

Oliver Hodsson
Oct 23rd, 2013, 11:33:34 PM
Stop being so grumpy, old man. :rolleyes

Gideon
Oct 23rd, 2013, 11:42:04 PM
I'll make you a deal, kid.

Stop being a disappointment to your mother, and I'll consider it.

:|

Oliver Hodsson
Oct 23rd, 2013, 11:47:44 PM
What part of wait and see do you not get, Uncle G?

Gideon
Oct 23rd, 2013, 11:53:03 PM
The part where it's an excuse for you to sit on your lazy useless ass all the time. Stop jerking off behind your providence bullshit and actually do something for a goddamn change.

Quit barking, kid. Start biting. :mad

Sam Enoch
Oct 23rd, 2013, 11:55:30 PM
You should heed the words of the Clay Man, Oliver Hodsson.

The future is clouded and unclear. Sometimes you cannot wait for your fate to come to you: you must step forth and seek it for yourself, achieve it by your own hands.

Andrea Kaine
Oct 24th, 2013, 09:30:17 PM
Thoughts are not random. Thoughts are structured discharges of neural potential in an ordered system of meat and consciousness. Both are tasty to Astral predators.

Random is five four eight zero seven four four six two three seven nine nine six two seven four. Random is a good way to hide. You aren't even remotely random. You'll all be eaten if you keep this up. :(

Mina Ward
Oct 24th, 2013, 10:18:44 PM
Actually, your so called "random" numeral inputs are perfectly cohesive so I fear you may be in danger of being "eaten" as well.

Everything equates to ones and zeros in the end so really there is so such thing as random. Anything perceived as random is simply due to a lack of understanding of the overall data stream and your misguided belief that you can truly come up with something that is not directly effected by or related to something else.

:| Sheesh. This is basics, people.

Angela
Oct 24th, 2013, 10:21:14 PM
People are not meat.

People are sugar and spice.

But you are what you eat.

And I eat peas. And carrots. And chicken. And jello.

I am Angela.

I am jello. :|

Sasha Sains'Cyr
Oct 24th, 2013, 10:22:29 PM
And I thought I was strange. *blinks*

Lilith
Oct 24th, 2013, 10:25:49 PM
...Excuse me?

Did you just indirectly call Angie 'strange'?

I seriously hope you weren't implying that. Otherwise you may just wake up one day to find that the shadows have engulfed you and there is no escape from the darkness which you create. >D

Angela
Oct 24th, 2013, 10:28:09 PM
Visitor? :hug

It is me. I am your pumpkin.

But I am also jello.

Am I two things? Or am I pumpkin jello?

Is two things harder to find, or easier?

Does the monsters like lime jello?

Can I be lime jello so they won't want to eat me? :(

Lilith
Oct 24th, 2013, 10:29:16 PM
:D You can be anything you want to, sweetie.


:| I'll see to that.

Angela
Oct 24th, 2013, 10:30:19 PM
You are nice to me.

I love you, Visitor. :hug

Kara
Oct 26th, 2013, 06:23:29 PM
:uhoh uhhh...

Glen Hawkins
Oct 26th, 2013, 06:25:19 PM
What are you doing here, Kara?

You're supposed to be in your room. Asleep. :mad

Kara
Oct 26th, 2013, 06:27:26 PM
...I escaped? :D

Sandra Hawkins
Oct 26th, 2013, 06:28:01 PM
...she gets this from your side of the family :|

Glen Hawkins
Oct 26th, 2013, 06:29:22 PM
I think you'll find that my side of the family specialises in rescues, not escapes. :colbert

Kara
Oct 26th, 2013, 06:33:30 PM
:colbert I don't want to be rescued. Being rescued is for babies. Escapes are for super heroes.

Glen Hawkins
Oct 26th, 2013, 06:35:23 PM
I real superhero would never have allowed herself to get captured in the first place. :colbert

Kara
Oct 26th, 2013, 06:36:11 PM
:colbert It's all part of the master plan!! Get captured, let the bad guy tell me his evil stuff then save the world.

Sandra Hawkins
Oct 26th, 2013, 06:38:30 PM
Dear, that doesn't work in real life. In real life the bad guy just cuts off your feet so you can't escape. :colbert

Kara
Oct 26th, 2013, 06:39:31 PM
:colbert Nah uh.

Glen Hawkins
Oct 26th, 2013, 06:40:52 PM
:colbert I am afraid I must side with Kara on this one. Rescue by infiltration does seem like a fairly cunning and effective plan.

Kara
Oct 26th, 2013, 06:43:49 PM
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs12/f/2006/334/6/2/_highfive__remake_by_arrioch.gif

Glen Hawkins
Oct 26th, 2013, 06:46:43 PM
We must stand together Kara, if we are to withstand the ferocious motherbeast.

Arm yourself... and do not allow it to look you directly in the eyes, for that way lies madness!

Sandra Hawkins
Oct 26th, 2013, 06:48:37 PM
o_O

Motherbeast....?

Kara
Oct 26th, 2013, 06:50:12 PM
:mischief

Haha! You're outmatched. :D Me and Dad win!

Glen Hawkins
Oct 26th, 2013, 06:55:40 PM
Careful, Kara - when the motherbeast does that with her face, it means it is only a matter of time before she explodes!

We must flee! Quickly, to the Dadmobile!

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/035/5/d/Screaming_and_Running_Emoticon_by_Siouxstar.png

Kara
Oct 26th, 2013, 06:57:30 PM
:dance Bravely running away!

Sandra Hawkins
Oct 26th, 2013, 06:58:03 PM
:colbert ... You two are camping outside tonight.

Glen Hawkins
Oct 26th, 2013, 07:00:19 PM
Camping? Outside? In the untamed wilderness of the Backyardian Jungle?!

This is madness. :|

Who would dare brave such a perilous endeavour? :ohno

Kara
Oct 26th, 2013, 07:01:02 PM
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! :eee

Kara Hawkins
Oct 26th, 2013, 07:04:04 PM
:|

What in the fucking name of Odin...?

Glen Hawkins
Oct 26th, 2013, 07:06:00 PM
Are you sure, Kara?

They say the Jungle is haunted, plagued by monsters and beset by a fearsome dragon who glares endlessly from within the protection of her impenetrable keep. We dare not eat vegetables for fear it will attract the ravenous plantpires... we will have to light a fire to keep them at bay, and consume only foodstuffs with little or no nutritional value. And we dare not sleep, for fear of what might come for us in the darkness if we do. :ohno

Kara
Oct 26th, 2013, 07:09:50 PM
*waves to Future self* :D

:dance I'm goinnnng cammpinnnngggg

Glen Hawkins
Oct 26th, 2013, 07:15:58 PM
...slight complication, Kara.

This jungle is far too dangerous for a mere tent to suffice: the beasts will tear through it in seconds.

We may have to construct a fort. :|

Kara
Oct 26th, 2013, 07:30:33 PM
A FORT?


Best camping trip everrrrrr. :dance

Obolos
Oct 30th, 2013, 06:51:51 AM
http://www.gomotes.com/emoticon/michaelmyersstab.gif

Angela
Oct 30th, 2013, 08:25:37 AM
I like your hood.

It is black like bats and some cats and some shoes and some birds and eggplants.

:angel

Will you be my friend? :ohno

Diana Latona
Nov 4th, 2013, 08:27:36 PM
...it's bad when you start making actual Tumblr pics for your characters...

isn't it? :uhoh

Angela
Nov 4th, 2013, 08:32:47 PM
When you post underneath me I can see into your brain.

:|

Oliver Hodsson
Nov 26th, 2013, 07:45:12 AM
You'll thank me when it's Wednesday! :mad

Riley Grace
Nov 26th, 2013, 09:18:51 AM
Why would we do that?

Newton
Nov 26th, 2013, 11:08:25 AM
Because today is Tuesday.

But yesterday was Tuesday too. :ohno

Contessa Mikkelson
Nov 26th, 2013, 11:21:33 AM
It...was? *blinks*

Perhaps I've missed something....

Perun
Nov 26th, 2013, 01:19:30 PM
Or perhaps the subtle complexities of the ebb and flow of spacetime are simply beyond your level of comprehension.

Better to remain silent and have people think you are a fool, than open your mouth and dispel any doubt.

Venator
Nov 26th, 2013, 01:23:14 PM
What is it with you Terra folk and your inability to understand all the possible horrors this day could bring?

I mean, take those eyes of yours, Missy. I'm not sure what happened but have you considered seeing an optometrist? Clearly that's not normal.

Sorry... I'm being unnecessarily grumpy. We skipped breakfast this morning and it's just... One of those days. Again.

Valravn
Nov 26th, 2013, 01:26:47 PM
Aww. It's cute that you think you being grumpy is abnormal. :hug

Zorya
Nov 26th, 2013, 02:04:55 PM
All days are equally perilous as time has lost meaning in the eternal flame. Seconds burned like so many strips of paper. This is not the confetti of celebration for the means of such felicity have all but been hollowed out. Carved open with cauterization to see what was inside to gain a sense of true measure...

:ohno We were founding wanting.

Though the days of Týr are especially full of trickery. Take heed.

Ensis
Nov 26th, 2013, 02:08:21 PM
I've always been rather fond of Tuesdays, myself.

Perun
Nov 26th, 2013, 02:09:59 PM
Nay, 'tis Thursday that is the greatest of days!

Wotan
Nov 26th, 2013, 02:11:34 PM
I am afraid you are mistaken, my sons. Wednesday is the pinnacle of productivity and concentration. All days before are an ascent towards... all days beyond are a descent from.

Wotan has spoken. Fall silent. :mad

Zorya
Nov 26th, 2013, 02:16:47 PM
:glomp Perun!

:( *hugs nothingness*

Empty spaces twart attempts of expression towards the fated guardian...

This cruelty is never ceasing. :colbert

Valravn
Nov 26th, 2013, 02:18:50 PM
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I hate talking to dead people.

|I

Michael Beckett
Nov 26th, 2013, 02:21:33 PM
Psst.

What's the deal with that Zorya girl's face?

Did she like... fall asleep and you attacked her with a magic marker or something?

:uhoh

Áine
Nov 26th, 2013, 02:22:27 PM
Are they all that damn cryptic or is that kid just... "special" :airquotes

:uhoh I really should not speak ill of her...

Hábrók
Nov 26th, 2013, 02:24:03 PM
No, dear heart. You really should not.



:(

Áine
Nov 26th, 2013, 02:27:38 PM
You know I only do in jest in hopes of brightening her memory. You told me that despite all indoctrination she still laughed at your jokes, darling. I would think she would appreciate such things. :hug

It is a fault of mine... Sometimes burning when I only wish to bring light. I did not mean to offend.

Syn
Nov 26th, 2013, 03:48:17 PM
Such a lovely selection!

*taps a finger across her lips*

Hmm...who to drain first...

Athalie Ericsson
Nov 26th, 2013, 05:15:52 PM
*squeaks & finds someone to hide behind*