Dublin Lullaby (open to ALL)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

We're gonna drink and fight and drink and fight
And drink and fight some more
When the drinking's done, grab anyone
And go and fight some more

So grab your friends and neighbours
And punch them in the eye
And raise another glass to sing
The Dublin Lullaby

O'Leary was a bastard
I gave his head a crack
I drank a pint of Guiness
And puked all over his back
O'Shaunnesy was sickened
With Paddy in the back
When Irish eyes are smiling
We'll punch them till they're black

O'Leary and O'Connell
Had been drinking pretty hard
Had been sitting for a fortnight
With Clancy at the bar
He got so stewed
That when he spewed
We swore he must have drowned
So we kicked his ***
Raised a glass
And bought another round

Well I went out with O'Leary to Old Macdonald's wake
We drank a lot of stout and ale
And ate a lot of cake
O'Malley's singing Danny Boy
And filled my eyes with tears
So I kicked his nuts
Right into his guts
And had another beer!

We're gonna drink and fight and drink and fight
And drink and fight some more
When the drinking's done, grab anyone
And go and fight some more

So grab your friends and neighbours
And punch them in the eye
And raise another glass to sing
The Dublin Lullaby!!!


Sitting in the Lazy 'I' Bar while nursing her umpteenth Bothan Wallbanger, s'Il was shoved roughly as a passerby shouldered past her in the crowded bar.

With a very drunk grunt and alot of disregard, the Lupine whirled about, her fingers balled into a white-knuckled fist as her hand rocketed at the face of the one who'd disturbed her...

[Trevor D'ran]

"Whoa! Watch it there chap," Trevor said as he took a quick step back to avoid the unlucky fellow that got decked. He looked up at his Johrian Whiskey, and smiled as he noticed he didn't spill any of it. "Well atleast you'll only get one punch today."

He looked up at the one who punched him and smirked. Women...always out to prove something, he thought as he moved to hop over the man and caught his left foot on his jacket. In his intoxicated state, Trevor fell forward and almost went to the ground, but caught himself. His drink unfortunately went flying and hit a good number of people who all turned to look at him.

"Wha? It ain't my fault? I'm not the one who put him there for people to trip on. Blame it on that lass over there," he said pointing at the girl that had knocked the man out.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*jumps from her stool and aims a jab at the man who'd just lost his drink*

[Trevor D'ran]

Trevor, happy with quieting the disgruntle crowd turned to go to the bar to get another drink when he was punched in the nose. Immeadiately his hands flew up to his face and a string of curses caem flying from his mouth.

"What the bloody frell was that for? Sithspawn!" He looked up and saw who it was. "You! This is twice you've come between me and a good time!"

He lifted his right hand, already in a fist and swung a right hook. He readied his left for any openings he might see, or to block some other cheapshot she'd throw at him.

[Arya Ravenwing]

*Arya turned from the bar to look at s'Il and the disruption she was causing.* What the - ?!

*She leapt up and blocked the blonde guy's punch, and hit him in the stomach with her other fist.* Don'tcha know you're not s'posed t' hit girls?!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*Grabs someone's beer bottle from the bartop and crashes it over yet another patron's head... *

[Zachariah Jak'el]

Glass shards landed in his glass of corellia ale. Xel looked up to see the man next to him was slumped over and a woman with half a bottle in her hand was standing over him. "You ruined my drink" He said calmly as he stood up from his chair and looked down at S'Il. Xel was not drunk as much as angry.

Now he wasn't one to hit women so he let his anger out on something else. This something else turned out to be someone else's nose. Xel's fist smashed into the patron next to him's face, shattering his nose and cuasing the man to fall to the ground with blood streaming down his face. Someone tripped on the man with the broken nose and flew headlong into Arya's back.

[Arya Ravenwing]

*falls to the floor, and then purposefully trips up someone else and uses their downward momentum to pull herself up to her feet*

Do you feel lucky? Well? Do you feel lucky, punk?!

*scrambles on top of the bar to get away from someone trying to poke her eyes*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*Shoves Xel back with a rough push to his chest*

"What'cha gonna do about, cry?"

[Zachariah Jak'el]

Xel said nothing but brought his hand up and pressed it against S'Il's face and shoved her away.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*Kicks Xel in the shins with a well-placed steel-toed boot*

[Arya Ravenwing]

*crows* You get him, s'Il!

*silps behind the bar and starts pouring rounds* EVERYTHING'S ON THE HOUSE! POPCORN WILL COST YOU!

[Khendon Sevon]

“S’il! I can’t take you anywhere, can I!” Khendon frowned deeply and grabbed the woman’s shoulder forcefully.

“What’s your problem, do you always have to start a fight!” He winked a silver eye and broke a lopsided smile. “Now, let me take care of this.” The Imperial sent a side kick squarely into Xel’s chest.

[Zachariah Jak'el]

Xel could have shrugged off the shin kick but when the other man kicked him he fell backwards onto a table, bringing it down with his weight and causing all the drinks on the table to catapult off and splash Khendon and S'Il.

Xel got back on his feet and slipped his hand into his coat pocket. The hand came out with a set of brass knuckles around the fingers. Xel had been the target of many bar fights and won them all. He hadn't won them by playing fair, and he didn't entend to now.

He charged at Khendon, grabbed him by the shoulder with his free hand and threw all his might, and several pounds of brass, into his gut.

[Liam Jinn]

Mmm - biscuts..

Liam jerked his head up from the bar as he heard a crash, his dream abruptly ending. He wiped the drool from his mouth and stood up, wobbling from the countless glasses of beer he drank before the urge to take a nap kicked in.

Some girl jumped behind the bar, comming dangerously close to his beer, knocking it over. He scowled then slowly stretched his arm out towards the empty glass in front of him and grabbed it, bringing it to eye-level, staring at it for quite some time before chunking it at the girl behind the bar. He didn't mean to throw it, but the damn thing had slipped.

"Could you refill that please?" he said before letting out a chuckle.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*While he's busy giving the rounds to Khendon, s'Il jumps up on Xel's back and gives him a wet willy*

[Khendon Sevon]

Khendon stumbled backwards into a bar stool and sat with a great huff. He took several deep mouthfuls of air then snapped an overflowing shot glass from the counter and slammed it down his throat. The tangy liquor cut its fruity path down his throat and settled in his stomach.

He downed a fistful more and held out one for S'il.

[Zachariah Jak'el]

Someone jumped onto his back and something small and wet was inserted into his ear. Xel growled and reached over his shoulders and grabbed the person by the arms and threw/puller her from his back. He threw the person onto the ground and then pinned the person down. He was about to slug whoever it was in the face with the brass knuckles when he saw it was the women who had kicked him in the shins. He wasn't a nice guy but punching an unarmed woman in the face was just wrong, she was cute anyways.

He grinned drunkenly at her before jumping off her and grabbing the glass Khendon was holding out. He emptied the drink into his mouth and tossed the glass out into the crowd where it hit some poor sod in the face.

[Khendon Sevon]

Khendon frowned, “No respect.” He lit a drink on fire and poured the glass on Xel. “This one’s on you.”

[Zachariah Jak'el]

Xel looked over at the fire that was envoloping his sleeve. He shoated a curse and ripped the coat off and threw it over Khendon's head "That thing cost a bloody fortune!" He shoated before grabbing a passerby's half full mug and dumping it on the slowly increasing flames of his jacket.

[Arya Ravenwing]

*ducks a glass that was thrown at her, and then grinned at the man who'd done the tossing.* A round it is! *she gets a fresh glass out of the hand of the bartender who is cowering under the counter and sets it up*

What's your poison? Whiskey, whiskey, or whiskey? *grins roguishly as the mirror behind her smashes spectacularly from a thrown man. The bartender eeps! and faints*

[Liam Jinn]

"Whiskey! Wait... no, Whiskey!"

Liam barely was able to sit back on the barstool, but somehow he dodged a glass, which hit the man next to him in the face. He thought about checking on him, but someone pulled the poor man off his stool and sat down, taking his place.

With a shrug he started tapping his fingers on the bar, waiting for the girl to hand him his new glass.

[Loki Ahmrah]

On the way back from smashball practice, Loki decided to take a brief detour and walked into the Lazy I Bar. There was a ruckus, he ran inside and discovered a full blown brawl. His hand moved to his hip: his lightsaber was back at the temple. By law he wasn't allowed to use the Force. He ducks out of the path of a flying chair.

"Hey! Now that's pretty dangerous."

Then had one smashed against his back and was sent tumbling against the bar.

"Oof! Hello there."

[Trevor D'ran]

Trevor had fallen to his knees when he was decked in the stomach and when he finally came back up, he looked around and noticed the fight had grown bigger. Before he could get back up though, someone tripped over him and he fell back down. "That does it!"

He jumped up and saw the boy stumbling towards the bar. "Listen you bloody punk! Watch where you are going!" He yelled as he ducked from another on coming barstool.

[Arya Ravenwing]

Whiskey it is!! *she triumphantly pours a very large whiskey, neat, and sloshes it over towards the man* On the house!

*she jumps back over the bar and into the fray, swinging fists and dodging blows until she finds herself back to back with s'Il* Hey! Long time no see!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*Grins drunkenly, tossing a left hook at the closest body*

"No Jedi 'round to break up this fight."

*Dives forward and grabs someone's ankles, pulling them down with her... *

[Khendon Sevon]

Hmm… jacket, fire. Not good. Khendon threw the jacket to the ground in an exaggerated movement and grabbed Xel’s head. With a quick jerk and minor jump the man’s face met the Imperator’s knee.

[Arya Ravenwing]

*war whoops and leaps forward, grabbing a chair and smashing it over someone's head. Ducks a similar blow, and tackles the copy-cat's knees*

[Liam Jinn]

With a drunken grin, Liam takes the newly filled glass from the woman and puts it to his lips, taking a sip.

"Gah! Worst whiskey in the galaxy!"

He turns around and throws the glass into what seems to be a growing fight, soaking a few people before the glass shatters on the floor. Trying to be as careful as he can, he climbs on the bar and points a finger towards the main brawl.

"You must stop thi-" Before he finishes his sentence he looses balance and falls off the bar, landing on someone.

[Trevor D'ran]

Before Trevor can make good on any of his threats, a large man fell off the bar in front of him and he couldn't help but point and laugh.

"What a blondering idiot! You really need to learn and hold your liquor," he said between chuckles as he stepped over the man and patted him on the head before balling a fist and knocking a random person as he walked by.

[Zachariah Jak'el]

The man's knee contacted with his forehead and he stumbled backwards while rubbing the red spot on his forehead. "Thank the devil for a thick skull" He mumbled before unleashing a line of curses when the headache set in.

He spotted a glass flying through the air from the direction of the bar and grabbed it out of the air and threw it at Khendon.

[Loki Ahmrah]

Crawling out from under Master Jinn's dead weight, Loki threw himself at Trevor and together, they went crashing to the ground. He climbed on top of the blonde-haired man and restrained his arms to the floor.

"You need to learn to hold your tongue and control those fists of yours."

[Trevor D'ran]

Trevor looked up at the young man on top of him and smirked. "And you need to learn your manners boy!"

Trevor thrust his hips upwards to knock Loki off balance, at the same time, sringing his legs up to wrap around his head to pull him off of him.

[Loki Ahmrah]

Loki painfully rose to his feet and wiped a ribbon of blood from his chin.

"Okay. If you want to pick on people, then pick on me."

He raised his fists, stepped forward and threw a left hook to send a shudder along Trevor's handsome jawline.

[Trevor D'ran]

Trevor took the blow just like any drunken idiot would and scoffed at it. "That's all you got?"

He came stumbling back at Loki with a left jab.

[Loki Ahmrah]

Not so stupid, Loki avoided the punch and grabbed Trevor's arm. And using his momentum against him, propelled him into the table behind them.

Unfortunately, the table failed to support his weight, collapsed, and the upturned glasses emptied themselves onto the fallen drunk.

"Looks like too much drink is bad for you, after all."

He turned and scanned the bar, he could've sworn he recognised a woman moments ago.

[Khendon Sevon]

Khendon caught the shot glass, set it on the bar counter with a loud click, and smiled. He reached over for a bottle and poured until the container was overflowing with blue liquid then saluted Xel as he downed the powerful liquor. Khendon threw the shot glass to the ground and watched as the cylinder exploded into a thousand fragments.

[Liam Jinn]

Liam staggered to his feet after his fall, and shook his head.

"Now someone pushed me off the bar - Step foward! I know one of you did it..." he said as he pointed his finger around the bar. "Don't be scared, just apologize!"

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*Her dive turns into a dodging sprint with intent to bearhug her target.*

"Loki!"

*Barrels into the kid, sending the both of them down to crash on top of Trevor*

[Trevor D'ran]

Trevor was already feeling a bit under because of breaking a table across his back and now he had a pair land on top of him. "Ooof!"

He groaned as he tried pushing the pair off. "Thanks a whole hellofa lot."

[Zachariah Jak'el]

Xel took a step back to get away from the glass shards and triped over the three person pile-up. He landed ontop of them all, adding his weight onto Travor's back.

[Arya Ravenwing]

*makes her way back to the bar. Fighting was thirsty work!*

More beer!! *pounds on the bartop hoping to scare up a bartender*

[Rognan Dar]

Walking around on random streets took Rognan to a fairly small looking bar. He was just about to walk right by it when someone, no make that two, people flew through the window, breaking it and sending small pieces of glass everywhere. Suddenly, the door opened and many people came out, swinging as they went. Soon there was a small fight out in the streets, steadily grow larger as more and mroe people got mixed into the brawl.

There was not much to do. They would at some point all calm down and have another drink and laugh it all off. But the sounds inside the bar was steadily growing louder, as things were smashed and thrown all over. Might as well try and save some of the furnature.

Stepping through the door was Rognan's first mistake. There were people all around bumping into him and trying to take a swing at him. Being fresh and untainted, he doged all of them. His second mistake was speaking out to try and get eveyones attention, to try and calm him down. That only made things worse, as more and more people tried to get him.

[Khendon Sevon]

Khendon jumped over the bar counter and found one of the only unbroken beer glasses. He turned the tap and filled the glass with rich amber liquid and slid it down the table to Arya. “Nice night, isn’t it?” He smiled from ear to ear and began to walk down the length of the counter when the mirror behind him was suddenly shattered and a rain of sharp shards fell towards him.

A leap barely brought Khendon out of the range of the razor projectiles. Only a single fragment had decided to lodge itself in his right arm. He cursed as he poured some whiskey on the wound. “Nice night.”

[Loki Ahmrah]

"Hey Lok!" Loki beamed and returned the hug, embracing her against his damp sweaty shirt.

He and s'Il rolled to one side as Trevor pushed them off of him. Loki shrugged.

"Looks like someone got out of the wrong side of bed today."

He leaned back on his hands, still sat on the floor, and looked to s'Il. "Why am I not suprised to find you at the heart of all this?"

[Liam Jinn]

The commotion in front of Liam ended his search for the evil-doer who pushed him off the bar.

"YOU! None of that here!" He said as he pointed towards the man and woman on the floor. It seemed as if the woman was trying to get away, but was unable due to the man's bear-hug lock.

Liam stumbled towards the pair and yanked the man off of the woman, throwing a jab into his unsuspecting forehead.

[Loki Ahmrah]

Loki reeled from the blow, caught between suprise and confusion. His eyes rolled a little and he rubbed his head. When he focus on his attacker, his face dropped.

"Now now, sir." He said, backing off slowly. "You don't want to start any trouble now, do you?"

[Liam Jinn]

Liam scoffed at the remark.

"Trouble? I think you've already caused a fair bit of that.." He said pointing to the woman still on the floor.

He put his fists up, nearly hitting his own face in the process.

"You can't talk your way out of this one, so don't try it!"

[Zachariah Jak'el]

Xel got back on his feet and wobbled around unsteadily on his feet for a moment before regaining his balance. His hand rested on his aching head. "I need a drink" He half shouted before pushing Laim out of the way to get to the bar, causing the Liam to fall ontop of S'Il.

He reached the bar "WHERE IS THE BLOODY B'TENDER!" He shouted as he picked up an empty class that was sitting by itself and banging it on the bar top several times.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*Watches in slow motion as Liam descends downward upon her, and her body twists, legs going up to kick him away as she beams at Loki*

"If there's trouble, I'm either there or I started it."

[Rognan Dar]

Rognan was making his way inward when a man was pushed right into him. He smelled of a very drunk man. Rog went through great strains just to keep him up right.

"You should take a seat before you fall over." He said to Liam. "You dont look so good."

[Arya Ravenwing]

*looks back and sees the man she served whiskey earlier being propped upright* He's with me!

*waves him over to the bar where she was helping herself to the beer on tap*

[Loki Ahmrah]

Puts his foot out accidently on purpose, the Jedi master, having been propelled away by s'Il, then Rognan, trips over backwards. Loki whistles innocently then turns back to Lok.

"I think you're a bad influence!"

He reaches across and offers her a hand to help her to her feet.

[Liam Jinn]

For a moment, Liam thought the other man landed a blow. Honestly, he couldn't tell what had happened. The next thing he knew, he was being kicked, shoved and tripped, landing on his back.

The breath was knocked from his lungs, but it didn't keep him down. With a great deal of effort he crawled onto a barstool and managed to sit, resting an arm on the bar to help keep balance.

He shook his head.

"Bah...you're no saint yourself...But luckily for you, I need another drink. Miss!" He waved his hand at the woman near the tap.

[Arya Ravenwing]

There are no clean glasses left. *she winked* But I think I've solved that problem!

*Arya laid down on the bar, positioned her head under the tap, opened her mouth, and turned it on.

A few beer soaked minutes later she was up, covered in beer, and found the soda gun. It had Fizzyglug cola in it, ready to be mixed with bellorian rum and other concoctions. Arya picked it up, pointed it towards where she'd last seen s'Il, and turned it on, dousing the crowd.*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*Grins cheekily at Loki.*

"I don't know what you're talking about, I'm the best of influences!"

*Is about to say something else, but catches sight of Arya who is expertly aiming the soda gun in her direction and ducks behind Loki, using him as a shield against the oncoming fizzyglug. *

[Trevor D'ran]

Trevor climbed up off the floor and looked around groggily. "Now where the frell did that young bloke go?"

[Rognan Dar]

Things were drasticly getting worse. There was no way he could stop everything. But he could stop that person with the hose...

Coming up to the counter, Rog tried to reach across and grab the gun from Arya.

[Zachariah Jak'el]

Xel grew impatient and climbed up on the bar and shoated for more beer, but none came. He spotted Rog grabbing Arya and dived off the bar and into Rognan, knocking them both to the ground. Xel got up again and fell down again "Leave the poor... leave the... poop woman... alone" He said flopped on his back "Who's leg's s' 'tis?" He slurred a few moments latter.

[Jak]

The Nomad lands on a dock. Jak walks out. He looks around, and sees the bar. Jak walks in and sees Xel on the ground.
"Ha, sleeping on the job are we. Well I won't have that."
Jak kicks Xel hard in the ribs.
"Get up you lazy Hutt."
Jak stairs down at Xel.

Knowing Jak has beeter things to do he leaves.
"Looks like I have to find the Jedi on my own."
Jak gets back in his ship and leaves.

[imported_Bandage]

Bandage walks into the bar, and dodges, as a man goes flying past him, connecting with the wall and the unconsciousness that ensues. Shaking his head disdainfully, he mutters one word.

"Drunks."

Bandage wades his way through the chaotic crowd, sliding past and leaving everyone he passed by undisturbed. He had learned in his short time on the lower sections of Coruscant how to move around unnoted. Finally getting to the bar, Bandage looks to the nearest thing to a bartender, which was the woman with the hose of Fizzyglug in her hand.

"May I have a glass of orange juice, please?"