Everyone garb your Spork.

[Travis North]

Because we're having Spam.

Well yeah gee what other thread here isn't really spam or has not been corrupted by spam from either me, s'Il, or Dae?

Anyway... After a few months and one post asking for it. I now have AIM.... TravisJNorth is the handle... Now to wait a year to get Yahoo and then Google.

Travis pwns you all with a spork.
http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/Spork/images/sm-253971.jpg
The wrench is useless Muahahahahahah.

PS: And Ventrilo ahahahah Now you can all hear me laught at you. Spork of Justice.

[Travis North]

I feel so shunned.... Not even a single reply.......





























































LOOKS LIKE I'VE FINALY BEATEN S'IL, DAE, and THE WRENCH. MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

[Teleran Balades]

lmao:lol

That one deserved a reply. Travis needs a court jester CT or something.

[Travis North]

YOU PEOPLE SUCK. I'VE LOST THE ABILITY TO HIJACK AND SPAM THREADS. s'Il thinks shes to good for my threads and DAE well... I guess she doesn't like sharing provinces so shes ignoring me. And Tear well... I guess my Canadian Brethren just don't care.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I'm sorry Travis :(

I love all may Bizarro Canada-World babies, including you.

[Travis North]

Thanks.

Damn I'm bored. I wanna reply and such but I misplaced my creativity.

[Travis North]

Artist: Rage Against the Machine
Track: Guerrilla Radio
Album: The Battle of Los Angeles


Transmission of a third world third round
A decade of the weapon of sound above ground
Ain’t no shelter if you’re looking for shade
I lick shots at a brutal charade
As the polls close like a casket
On the truth devoured
A silent play in a shadow of power
A spectacle monopolized
The camera’s eye on choice disguised
Was it cast for the mass who burn and toil?
Or fot the vultures who thirst for blood and oil?
A spectale monopolized
They hold the reins and stole your eyes
The fistagons bullets and bombs
Who stuff the banks
Who staff the party ranks
More for Gore or the son of a drug lord
None of the above f*** it cut the cord

Lights out guerrilla radio
Turn that s*** up

Lights out guerrilla radio
Turn that s*** up

Lights out guerrilla radio
Turn that s*** up

Lights out guerrilla radio
Turn that s*** up

Lights out guerrilla radio
Turn that s*** up


Contact I highacked the frequencies
Blockin’ the beltway
Move on dc
Way past the days of bombin’ mc’s
Sound off Mumia guan be free
Who gottern yo check the federal file
All you pen devils know the trial was vile
An army of pigs try to silence my style
Off em all out that box it’s my radio dial

Lights out guerrilla radio
Turn that s*** up

Lights out guerrilla radio
Turn that s*** up

Lights out guerrilla radio
Turn that s*** up

Lights out guerrilla radio
Turn that s*** up

Lights out guerrilla radio
Turn that s*** up

It has to start somewhere
It has to start sometime
What better place than here
What better time than now

All hell can’t stop us now

All hell can’t stop us now

All hell can’t stop us now

All hell can’t stop us now

All hell can’t stop us now

All hell can’t stop us now



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I got bored so I'm posting this because thats what I'm listening to.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

oooo, lyrics! Travis, I knew I put that "damn jeeniuss" in your CT for a reason. I must contribute ^_^



Engel

Wer zu Lebzeit gut auf Erden
wird nach dem Tod ein Engel werden
den Blick gen Himmel fragst du dann
warum man sie nicht sehen kann

Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn
kann man uns am Himmel sehn
wir haben Angst und sind allein

Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein

Sie leben hinterm Sonnenschein
getrennt von uns unendlich weit
sie müssen sich an Sterne krallen (ganz fest)
damit sie nicht vom Himmel fallen

Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn
kann man uns am Himmel sehn
wir haben Angst und sind allein

Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein

Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn
kann man uns am Himmel sehn
wir haben Angst und sind allein

Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein

[Teleran Balades]

Ramstein Rules!!! And Engel is actually one of my fav songs from that group.

What the hey, here's a Swiss song by Gola:

Keine Trane meh

A Winter lang hani uf d'Sunne planget,
Ha am Schnee d'Svhuld ga derfur
Dass mis Lache irgendwo i de Wulche hanget,
U dr Wag num fingt zu mir.

S'isch Fruelig worde, aber nut isch gscheh,
Ha scho gmeint i wardis nie meh gseh,
Dass d'Sunne wider mau abe
schiint uf mi
U da triffe'ni Di.

Refrain: Du hesch as Lache wi nis no nie ha gseh,
Wo Du bisch, dert gits keni Trane meh.
U as nuut, wo'ni nid miech fur Di,
Du bisch guet fur mi, sit i Di ha gseh,
Git's fur mi keni Trane meh.

We mir zame si, geit d'Zyt so schnau verbi,
Bi'ni allei, de bliibt si schtah.
U schlafe mir zwoi zame i,
De wett ig Di nie meh la gah

S'git viu, di warte ds'Labe lang
Uf das, wo mir zoi hei,
Drum sagi Dir, i hange dran
U la mi nie allei.

[Refrain]


P.S. No I did not make up words or a language, this is exactly how the lyrics are written in the music.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Hmmmm, I'll have to download this "Gola" of which you speak :)

I got Rammstein's new album, and it's the best one they've put out to date, IMO.

[Teleran Balades]

Ah. I only have Sensucht, and Herzleid, though I've heard quite a bit of Mutter and nothing at all of Reise, Resie.

As for Gola, both the 'o' and the 'a' have umlauts. I tried finding some of his music online, napster, even media player and could'nt find anything decent, hope you find something good.

The style of music he does is a sort of mix of different rock styles (I like how he contrasts light use of an electric guitar with an accustic). The songs have more to do with symbology and emotion than conveying a direct message

[Travis North]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
oooo, lyrics! Travis, I knew I put that "damn jeeniuss" in your CT for a reason. I must contribute ^_^

I have an ability to stumble upon these things I call it "The ability to stumble upon stuff" others call it stupid dumb luck.

[Silus Xilarian]

German? I have a Tool for that.

Die Eier Von Satan


Die Eier von Satan

Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier

In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker wälzen und
Sagt die Zauberwörter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
KEINE EIER

Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen
und Keine Eier ..

[Dae Jinn]

Sorry Travis. I've been busy dropping out of school and working so I can go down south and visit S'il and Silus this summer. ^_^;

[Kieran Devaneaux]

Originally posted by Teleran Balades
Ah. I only have Sensucht, and Herzleid, though I've heard quite a bit of Mutter and nothing at all of Reise, Resie.

I started listening to Rammstein fairly recently. I hear Reise, Reise is supposed to be pretty good; I've only heard a few songs from the first three albums. (Mostly from Mutter, considering it was the newer one before Reise, Reise...) And I damn those who say that Rammstein causes terrorist actions (i.e. Columbine). *nod*

[Khendon Sevon]

Rammstein is a good band, especially when you're in a very heavy mood. Eh... I agree, music doesn't promote actions of violence. (Columbine was not a terrorist action! A bunch of kids running around on a power trip with submachine guns killing people because the shooters were mentally deranged does not denote terrorism, it denotes human violence brought on by psychotic tendencies.)

Blind Guardian - Fiddler on The Green
Sad voices they're calling
Our precious girl she can't be gone
How bitter this morning
When daddy's darling
Went out and started her day

Wasn't there a dream, last night
Like a spring never ending
Still the water runs clear
through my mind
On the field I can see a fiddler
The fiddler on the green
And a sad boy
I took him too early
Would you mind
Would you mind
Would you mind
If I take you

To be with you
To be with you
To be with you
To be with you

The sun seemed bright
The air was clear
The air was clear

A trick of light
Turned red into green
She saw the light
Her face was pale
Her body smashed
Her beauty's gone

Isn't it a shame
The reaper said
He is quite alone here
And still waiting for you
Oh I really did fail for the first time
Spoke the fiddler, poor old fiddler
The fiddler on the green
The fiddler on the green
It would be nice...

Take my hand

Just hold my hand
I'll take you there
Your pain will go away

[Demon-Kieran]

Originally posted by Khendon Sevon
Rammstein is a good band, especially when you're in a very heavy mood. Eh... I agree, music doesn't promote actions of violence. (Columbine was not a terrorist action! A bunch of kids running around on a power trip with submachine guns killing people because the shooters were mentally deranged does not denote terrorism, it denotes human violence brought on by psychotic tendencies.)

And the side effects of screwing up prescriptions for anti-depressants....but I digress. :D

[Jarek T'chort]

I used to like heavy music, but I lightened up a whole lot. Now I don't have any particular music that I like per se.

[Telan Desaria]

As a German, I can sa without qualm I cannot stand that group, Rammstein.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

That's ok :)

I still love you even if your taste in music sucks :love

[Dae Jinn]

I really like their new song. I wouldn't ever buy one of their albums, but that's just me ^_^;

The last two cds I bought were The Killers and Gwen Stefani :)

[Khendon Sevon]

Last two CDs I bought were both by Blind Guardian ;) (http://www.blind-guardian.com) Awesome band. The last CD I was given would be Tom Walker's In A Word. (http://www.tomwalkerband.com)Great band.

[Demon-Kieran]

Originally posted by Telan Desaria
As a German, I can sa without qualm I cannot stand that group, Rammstein.

Ummm..... :eek

That's okay, we won't hold it against you.... :D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Well, look at it this way, Kier. There's plenty of German bands we don't know about here in the states, just like there's plenty of American bands that I'm sure haven't been heard of in Germany. Rammstein just happens to have quite a following here in America regardless of how many Germans don't enjoy that style of music - just like those wacky Germans seem to love David Hasselhoff and alot of us over here think he's a ginormous dipstick.

I hope that makes sense :)

[Dae Jinn]

It shouldn't matter if Telan likes Rammstein, German or not. Different strokes for different folks, people ;)

blargh, I don't want to go to work! *clings to S'ils' leg* :cry It's too cold outside.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I tease him, but he likes it when I do that ;)

awww *cuddles Dae* it's ok darlin'. You can come over and curl up on the couch.

[Demon-Kieran]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
Well, look at it this way, Kier. There's plenty of German bands we don't know about here in the states, just like there's plenty of American bands that I'm sure haven't been heard of in Germany. Rammstein just happens to have quite a following here in America regardless of how many Germans don't enjoy that style of music - just like those wacky Germans seem to love David Hasselhoff and alot of us over here think he's a ginormous dipstick.

I hope that makes sense :)

A lot of sense, actually, thank you. :)

[Teleran Balades]

Sense? SENSE?! That's blasphemous talk that is. We don't talk sense around here. To the wrench with ye.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Gosh darn it, what was I thinking??!! Shame on me :rolleyes

[Dae Jinn]

S'il - I wish I had. There was like a mini-snowstorm this evening :(

S'ils' been naughty, she needs a spanking! :mischief

[Demon-Kieran]

Originally posted by Teleran Balades
Sense? SENSE?! That's blasphemous talk that is. We don't talk sense around here. To the wrench with ye.

Bah to you and your Wrench. *nod*

[Tiberius Anar]

He disparages the wrench. Kill the unbeliever!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

No spanking :(

[Matt]

Reading Posts by the Imperials = Sorta like Watching "Fairly Odd Parents" only perverteder.

[Teleran Balades]

And proud of it too. (Actually I thought it was more like Family Guy, but whatever)

*swings wrench at Demon-boy's head*

Have at ye.

[Tiberius Anar]

This corner we have, weighing in (when one includes his star destroyer) at a whopping 12 million metric tons, Commodore Teleran Balades the fastest turbolaser this side of the Galactic Core. And in this corner we have, weighing in at a modest 14 stone , Major Demon-Kieran the Psychotic Psycher.

Ding- Round One.

[Travis North]

Oh and the match has barely started when Travis grabs a chair and breaks it over old man Chancellor's head. This is gonna be interesting ladies and gents.

[Tiberius Anar]

And the Chancellor pulls off a spectacular move.

*Anar snaps fingers. Bodyguards gun Travis down.*

1...2...3...4...5 He's out of there!

[Khendon Sevon]

*nukes a Sov planet* Oops, I did it again.

[Demon-Kieran]

Originally posted by Tiberius Anar
This corner we have, weighing in (when one includes his star destroyer) at a whopping 12 million metric tons, Commodore Teleran Balades the fastest turbolaser this side of the Galactic Core. And in this corner we have, weighing in at a modest 14 stone , Major Demon-Kieran the Psychotic Psycher.

Ding- Round One.

Smart-aleck. :P

*hands crackle with Force lightning as Tel swings his wrench around* Bring it, you overgrown monkey wrench. :D

[Dae Jinn]

Originally posted by Khendon Sevon
*nukes a Sov planet* Oops, I did it again.

You better be wearing a red latex catsuit when you say that ;)


*:spank S'il!* >D

[Khendon Sevon]

Dae, for you… I'll wear just a pair of Diesel jeans. I’m not into the red latex.

[Kyashi]

I'd post a comment Khendon, but coming from this account name, it'd seem a little...odd :lol[/Dae]

[Teleran Balades]

*hands crackle with Force lightning as Tel swings his wrench around* Bring it, you overgrown monkey wrench.

Yaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

*follows through on backswing and cleaves the crackling lightningy golden-of- wrench-doom down towards the infidel *

[Kieran Devaneaux]

*ducks quickly and zaps the demented wrench-wielder with Force lightning* Take that, ya damned lunatic! Oh dear. Wrong character!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Originally posted by Teleran Balades
crackling lightningy golden-of- wrench-doom

You have successfully confused me, Sir :)

[Dae Jinn]

Who the hell still uses Force lightening? :rolleyes That is so AOTC.


Khendon, if you'd wear ONLY a pair of jeans, does that mean.....COMMANDO? :eek

[Tiberius Anar]

Oh my!

[Tear]

Originally posted by Tiberius Anar
Oh my!

Finish that quote...

Im gonna go with "Oh my.....bald head itches in the funniet places"

[Demon-Kieran]

Originally posted by Dae Jinn
Who the hell still uses Force lightening?

I do, Bum Inspector Lady. :D

[Teleran Balades]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
You have successfully confused me, Sir :)

Hey, this is pointless. spam, it doesn't have to make a lick-o-sense.

[Dae Jinn]

Okay, tonight I was taking the bus home from work with my sister. There was a couple on the bus (Ugly guy and fatty girl), who were all making out and stuff on one of the back seats. Well, fatty girl leaves, and ugly guy moves to the back back of the bus. We sitting there, talking, and I look back. Ugly guy was WRIST DEEP, picking his nose, and then HE ATE IT.


And it made me laugh, and he kept doing it. As soon as we got off the bus, my sister yelled "Nosepicker!" and I cracked up :lol If he's on the bus again, I'll die of laughter before I even get home.

[Tiberius Anar]

Lovely.

[Tear]

That was you?

And hey dont knock it until you've tried it. Salty...yum yum

oh and fat chicks are awesome just slap the thigh and ride the wave is what i always say.;)

[Teleran Balades]

I really did not need to hear that.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

More cushion for the pushin' :D

[Khendon Sevon]

Khendon, if you'd wear ONLY a pair of jeans, does that mean.....COMMANDO?

I am a commando :p Duh.

Eh, sadly, I'm wearing lucky brand jeans, not diesel right now.... 'course, if s'il were to get involved... ;)


More cushion for the pushin'
My Russian friend hooked up with a fat chick when he was dead drunk. One night I was at a friend's house and he was there, we all thought he was asleep so I said, "YEV MADE OUT WITH A FAT CHICK!" mockingly and he suddenly stood up in the dark and threw a futon at me.

Of course, It didn’t hit me… rather, it smacked into one of my friends, muuhuhahahah!

Carry on.

[Travis North]

I'm gonna take my spork and gouge out me eyes now. I didn't need to read that.

On a less disgusting note... I'm sorry comments above have messed up my thinking.

I really can't think of anything... I can't even make a joke or stupid comment.

[Dae Jinn]

I'd just wanted to share how my day went with the ones I love and cherish! :cry!!!!

And I'm glad it grossed you out. It grossed me out, but I was too busy laughing my butt off to feel it. :D

[Kieran Devaneaux]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
More cushion for the pushin' :D

Being fat myself, I resent that. :(

[Teleran Balades]

Hey, we love all the people at in the NR as much as we love our own members, except for Tear (He's mean to other people), no matter what they look like.

[Demon-Kieran]

I know, it's just....the making fun of fat people kinda pushes my buttons. (Even when I do it! Scary, isn't it?)

Bah, enough of this spam. Let's keep killing people.

[Teleran Balades]

Stop the spam? The thread was started by Travis the Master of Spam. Is there anything less to expect?

[Khendon Sevon]

If... if you want... you can give me some fat. I'm 6'0" and 135lb ;) (Oh, the Greek genes, ya' gotta' love 'em)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I take it you've never seen Blue Streak then o_O

[Jarek T'chort]

I in fact need to gain a little weight.

I know you all wanted to know that so bad :cool

[Kieran Devaneaux]

Want some? :)

[Jarek T'chort]

Sure just FedEx it. ;)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I see how it is now :|

[Kieran Devaneaux]

Who's got a scalpel? I've got the vacuum cleaner.....

[Kyashi]

I'm not that skinny either - I make fun of fat people too, so mneh. I'd make a comment on greek guys, but you know...:mischief

I think we need an Imperial pics thread. :)

[Tear]

Originally posted by Teleran Balades
Hey, we love all the people at in the NR as much as we love our own members, except for Tear (He's mean to other people), no matter what they look like.

Im telling ya they deserve it.

[Dae Jinn]

SURE THEY DO!!!!!


*:spanks Tear* Naughty naughty Imperial!

[Tiberius Anar]

Oi, enough with the fat jokes. Let us find another target for our ridicule. A target one may cover in spam with impunity. Behold:

my seminar tutor for politics

*pelts the man with various and sundry items- old fruit and veg, empty coke cans, john prescott.*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Yeah well, I didn't start it :mad

Though I did get singled out while everyone else got to crack their own jokes. :|

It's like I'm back at work and having to deal with Kasey Moore, my arch nemisis.

[Tiberius Anar]

*pelts this Kasey Moore with sundry items too*

My work here is done.

*exits triumphant*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Son, you don't know the half of it :(

[Tiberius Anar]

*Returns, with victory turned sour in his mouth*

I have failed? :(

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

We'll get that tramp yet; don't you worry baby.

[Khendon Sevon]

Just change Kasey's desktop wallpaper to match the icons formerly had... ;) Before you deleted them, of course.

[Travis North]

It's my goal this year to lose wieght. Anyway... I take it this Kasey is a bitch. Yeah you know what you do, you take their day planner. That screws anyone up.

Well back to my goal... I could stop eating, jog down to the Deep South to fix your co-worker problem, s'Il, and then mock you southern people. Then run to Mexico and get a stomach worm from a bad taco. It's Brilliant, then I'll chance running back North passing through the deep south and once I reach NY It'll be to cold for you. AHAHAHAH Doh that leaves Dae... Hmmm... What to do about Dae....

I'll have completed to life goals then. Lose weight and mock southern people.

[Silus Xilarian]

Im gonna bork s'Il's archnemisis :smokin

[Demon-Kieran]

Originally posted by Travis North
It's my goal this year to lose wieght. Anyway... I take it this Kasey is a bitch. Yeah you know what you do, you take their day planner. That screws anyone up.

What if they don't have them? There are people who don't believe in day planners. :D

[Jarek T'chort]

Originally posted by Silus Xilarian
Im gonna pork s'Il's archnemisis :smokin

Sleeping with the enemy eh ;)

[Travis North]

LMAO Jarek.... I salute you. That sir was a great edit and an awsome joke.

[Telan Desaria]

Im thin - -ask Silancy. Shes grappled with me already.


She fights like a man.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

And he kicked me in the shins :mad

[Khendon Sevon]

Hmph... I'll wrestle with ya' s'il ;) but only if you promiss biting

[Telan Desaria]

I knew he was kinky from his rping......now he confesses.

[Tiberius Anar]

Oh my! New lows of depravity. Excellent.

[Telan Desaria]

Indeed. And I did not kicked her - - -I physically reminded her that her actions were distinctly un lady-like and she need to shape up or Id send her off to a British finishing school

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

No, you said you'd send me off to finishing school if we ever got hitched. Which you know, no matter where you send me will never work. I'll always be a misbehaving little snarker no matter what :)

[Khendon Sevon]

S'il is lady like! Lady of the night, that is ;) And I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Telan Desaria]

I picture here on my arm in a long evening gown, waltzing with me and then a swift tango - - and eating dinner as a lady.



Just wait until I arrive to conquer the Sotuh...


eerrrrr - - visit the south

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I don't like dresses though :(

[Jarek T'chort]

Originally posted by Travis North
LMAO Jarek.... I salute you. That sir was a great edit and an awsome joke.

ha. thank you

[Tiberius Anar]

This story about the kicking and the "not kicking" came up last year, too. Wow, s'Il you know how to hold a grudge.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I do, don't I :D

[Telan Desaria]

Yes - -she does. But I didnt kick her.

[Teleran Balades]

Kicking a woman, Telan? I am shocked (even when as crazy as S'il).

[Tear]

Yeah you slap em Telan. Not kick.

see watch *slaps Khendon*

Thats how you slap a woman.

*snickers* just kidding Khendon. Or am i !? no i am....Or am i!? no i am.

[Tiberius Anar]

Bad form. First you steal his wife now this. Insult made injury.

Khendon call him out.

[Telan Desaria]

A duel!!!!!! What fun.....

[Kieran Devaneaux]

Pistols at dawn? I will officiate. :D

[Telan Desaria]

Not here! Sabres at dusk. I will be Khendon's Second.

Sorry Tear - -we Admirals have to band together.

[Teleran Balades]

I volunteer to be Tear's second [Inquisitor Valten speaking]

[Trric Skyvold]

Originally posted by Tear
Yeah you slap em Telan. Not kick.

see watch *slaps Khendon*

Thats how you slap a woman.

*snickers* just kidding Khendon. Or am i !? no i am....Or am i!? no i am.

Damnit, haven't you people heard of Rick James? :cry



I keep posting in different accounts, wah. Telan, you need to visit S'il in June-ish, because that;'s probably when I'm going to 'bama for a visit. :)

[Khendon Sevon]

Hmph, me with a saber wouldn't be fair, I'm clearly the superior.

Maybe I'll only use a toothpick... yes, I think I will kill Tear with a toothpick. It's worthy, it cleans scum.

[Dae Jinn]

Ew, you have SCUM in your teeth? What have you been eating?

If you're going to kill him, be inventive. At least torture him a bit before hand. :D

[Travis North]

Woah.... This went far... And has gotten wierder then I thought. Hah and surprisingly this reminds me of Tomcats which I had just watched last night for the first time.

Well I'm gonna sleep now. Yes at 12:30pm. Yes I spent all night playing Mercinaries: Playground of Destruction.

[Tear]

This ones for you Dae

*Looks at Khendon* Is Tear gonna have to choke a bish?



Good game Travis. Buddy of mine has it wait until you find out the locked mercs. Its pretty funny.

[Travis North]

Yeah. I unlocked Han Solo. He's kick ***. Also got the Heavy Russian.

[Dae Jinn]

Originally posted by Tear
This ones for you Dae

*Looks at Khendon* Is Tear gonna have to choke a bish?





Thanks :) *ish special*

[Khendon Sevon]

...what's a bish?

Are you trying to say you're a gimp, or something?

[Travis North]

Cut his tounge out Khendon.

[Demon-Kieran]

Hey, let me do the torturing. :D

[Dae Jinn]

He meant "bitch", not bish.

[Tear]

Its a nice way of saying bitch Khendon I was trying to save your feelings.

[Tiberius Anar]

The linguistic quality of this thread is declining rapidly. I'm not sure about the intellectual standard either. Then again, it was hardly Socratic to begin with.

[Teleran Balades]

I thought I had already stated that. Well, in less elegant terms I'll admit.

On with the duel.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

mmmm, two bacon, egg, and cheese muffins for breakfast. And not the wimpy McDonald's kind, either. This is the REAL deal.

[Tiberius Anar]

Ah, McDonalds. Noah's Arc in a bap. That's tasty.

[Demon-Kieran]

Interesting way to put it.....

[Khendon Sevon]

Blah, someone got me sick! WHY! I was the only person to not be sick this winter up until now! Grah!

Tear, you're still a gimp.

Actually, gimps scare the hell out of me. All that leather and those zippers *shudders*

I think I need a beautiful Mediterranean girl...




Where are they? Oh, duh. Not in NJ. NJ shore not equal to Mediterranean.

[Silus Xilarian]

For the record, Jareks edit was useless...Bork and pork are the same thing.

And she's not my enemy :love

[Tear]

Originally posted by Khendon Sevon

Actually, gimps scare the hell out of me. All that leather and those zippers *shudders*


I dont know what it is your describing but it sounds kinda fun:smokin

And Mcdonalds. Last night i locked my keys inside my car in a mcdonalds parking lot. noes!

Me and my buddies had to pile into the back of my other friends car. 4 grown guys stuffed in the back seat . Good times.

[Khendon Sevon]

Bah, four guys in the back seat isn't that bad... try fitting 8 total (6 in the back)in a little euro renta-car with a baby seat in it. Mmm... good times.

'Course, we only had to go a couple streets away.

Eh, you don't know what a gimp is?! You've never seen Pulp Fiction? "Bring out the gimp!"

[Dae Jinn]

*le sigh*

I hate snow. *sends it all down to Alabama so it can dump on Silus*

[Travis North]

Originally posted by Dae Jinn
I hate snow.

Am I the only Canadian who does like it?

[Teleran Balades]

Send it to Wisconsin, we could use another couple inches. I really want an excuse to get out of school.

[Dae Jinn]

Originally posted by Travis North
Am I the only Canadian who does like it?

Yes. We need to have all the Canuck rpers get together and have a beer . We can go drunken sledding or something :mischief

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I have never wanted to be an honorary Canadian more than I do right now. I'd be so down for this 'drunken sledding' idea :D

[Dae Jinn]

I hate sledding and I don't (really) drink, but I can picture a load of us going down the huge hill by the canal on crazy carpets. It would be awesome :cool:

[Telan Desaria]

Drunken sledding sounds only a notch down from enebriated archery anda step up from the intoxicated opstacle course

[Travis North]

I could just picture drunken people on crazy carpets speeding down a steep hill into an icy canal. LMAO... Huzzah for free health care.

[Tear]

You wouldnt even get onto the crazy carpet. Know how impossible it would be to stabalize a drunk person onto a piece of slippery plastic ontop of snow?

Be easier just to roll them down.

[Silus Xilarian]

The easy way is not the right way. Half the fun of being drunk is blatantly over complicating things, like walking.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Wait wait wait... you mean to tell me that walking is supposed to be simple?

[Telan Desaria]

OY - - this is so much more funny when one closes ones eyes and imagines it IC

[Tiberius Anar]

Yes s'il, walking is supposed to be simple. Most people only find it difficult when they are 1-2 years old. But you are not most people.

[Khendon Sevon]

I was at a club in Greece. Beautiful starlit night, we were sitting right on the beach sipping screwdrivers. The Mediterranean is one of the most beautiful seas in the world. Across the water you could make out the twinkling lights of Patras, a fairly large city.

Anyway, we were joking around, having fun and suddenly we heard splashing. I turn and what do I see? What?

That’s right. Someone hadn’t been able to hold their liquor and was now washing in the beautiful waters… Ah. Memories.

[Telan Desaria]

The Mediterranean - - - what a place. My grandmother has a villa on the northern shore of the Adriatic. It is a beautiful region indeed.

[Khendon Sevon]

*points to sig*
I haven't had one of these in a long time.

S'il ;) we should make the Khendon's match.

[Travis North]

Hmmm... Which one do I like better... Hmm...

Niether they're both still Federacy. j/k


I like the avatar Khendon better... He has the fierce look of a ruler... And dimples.. Unhappy ones though. LOL

[Khendon Sevon]

That's the "modern" Khendon ;) The one in the sig is a younger version.

[Dae Jinn]

Originally posted by Telan Desaria
OY - - this is so much more funny when one closes ones eyes and imagines it IC

This just reminds me of "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle" . Whenever I see Telans' avatar, I'm going to think of that one scene of Neil Patrick Harris and the strippers in the car :lol I want to see THAT happen IC!!

[Telan Desaria]

Personally, I like the avatar Khendon - - it looks more sinister but still young and virile.

And Sil - -NEVER. Inthink I will have to contain your ehtusiasm when I come to alabama for vacation. or at least forbid you from taking pictures.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Originally posted by Telan Desaria
And Sil - -NEVER. Inthink I will have to contain your ehtusiasm when I come to alabama for vacation. or at least forbid you from taking pictures.

Huh? What'd I do now?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Hey look, issa bunny ^_^


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[Dae Jinn]

*wild applause*

[Tiberius Anar]

It's beautiful.

[Silus Xilarian]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
Hey look, issa bunny ^_^


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I would buy her a bug zapper, but we'd never see her again.

[Travis North]

Bah.. More Lyrics.

Beastie Boys - Intergalactic

Intergalactic Planetary Planetary Intergalactic Another
Dimension
Well now don't you tell me to smile
You stick around I'll make it worth your while
Got numbers beyond what you can dial
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile
Style profile I said
It always brings me back when I hear Wu Child
From the Hudson River out to the Nile
I run the marathon to the very last mile
Well if you battle me I will revile
People always say my style is wild
You've got gall, you've got guile
To step to me I'm a rapophile
If you want to battle you're in denial
Coming from Uranus to check my style
Go ahead put my rhymes on trial
Cast you off into exile

Intergalactic planetary
Planetary intergalactic

Jazz and Awol that's our team
Step inside the party disrupt the whole scene
When it comes to beats well I'm a fiend
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
Well I gotta Keep it going keep it going full steam
Too sweet to be sour too nice to be mean
Well on the tough guy style I'm not too keen
Try to change the world, I'mma plot and scheme
Mario C likes to keep it clean
Gonna shine like a sunbeam
Keep on rapping cause that's my dream
Got an A from Moe Dee for sticking to themes
When it comes to envy y'all is green
Jealous of the rhyme and the rhyme routine
Another dimension new galaxy
Intergalactic planetary

Intergalactic planetary
Planetary intergalactic

From the family tree of old school hip hop
Kick off your shoes and relax your socks
The rhymes will spread just like a pox
Cause the music is live like an electric shock
I am known to do the Wop
Also known for the Flintstone Flop
Tammy D getting biz on the crop
Beastie Boys know when to let the beat drop
Well when I wrote graffiti my name was Slop
If my rap's soup my beats is stock
Step from the tables as I start to chop
I'm a lumber jack DJ Adrock
If you try to knock me you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock

Intergalactic planetary
Planetary intergalactic
Another dimension

Do it.