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Ryan Pode
Oct 4th, 2004, 06:22:49 PM
Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
Kelt Simoson
Oct 4th, 2004, 06:25:56 PM
Thanks for brining that to my attention Podey' boy. >_<
Lilaena De'Ville
Oct 4th, 2004, 06:38:32 PM
>_< that's disgusting
imported_Marcus
Oct 4th, 2004, 07:40:16 PM
I'm calling BS on this one.
Wei Wu Wei
Oct 4th, 2004, 09:57:52 PM
There's no way...absolutely no way...I'm with Marcus on this one. By default I have to be with Marcus on this one. That's absurd. Not to mention it sounds positively painful.
Darth Viscera
Oct 4th, 2004, 09:58:15 PM
throw the dog a bone
imported_Grev Drasen
Oct 4th, 2004, 10:26:16 PM
Originally posted by Darth Viscera
throw the dog a bone
Was that an awful attempt at a pun?
Nathanial K'cansce
Oct 4th, 2004, 10:39:00 PM
Yes. Now, link it.
Darth Viscera
Oct 5th, 2004, 01:35:06 AM
Originally posted by Grev Drasen
Was that an awful attempt at a pun?

is this a trick question
Vampyre Dalamar
Oct 5th, 2004, 07:10:22 AM
I just want to say that I hate when that happens!!! lol :rolleyes
Neyasha
Oct 5th, 2004, 09:49:15 AM
I don't think any man would ever be stupid enough to do that! If he still has his underware on, you would think that it would be easer to remember where he put his penis.
Dae Jinn
Oct 5th, 2004, 10:01:59 AM
Originally posted by Neyasha
I don't think any man would ever be stupid enough to do that! If he still has his underware on, you would think that it would be easer to remember where he put his penis.

LMAO!

http://www.toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20041001/NEWS03/410010373/-1/NEWS

There's a real WTF for ya :x
Neyasha
Oct 5th, 2004, 10:09:58 AM
SICK SICK SICK PEOPLE!
Mitch
Oct 5th, 2004, 07:05:00 PM
Well, um, this is apparently not BS. I've just seen it on three seperate news channels.
imported_Grev Drasen
Oct 5th, 2004, 07:10:42 PM
Originally posted by Mitch
Well, um, this is apparently not BS. I've just seen it on three seperate news channels.
Was there any mention of drugs, alcohol, or mild retardation in the story?
Mitch
Oct 5th, 2004, 07:45:52 PM
No, but none of the three news anchors could keep a straight face.
Wei Wu Wei
Oct 6th, 2004, 09:05:46 AM
Wow. That's terrible.