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Lady Vader
Jun 30th, 2004, 09:47:52 AM
Best. Cleaning method. Ever!


Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse."

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

Damn that dog! :lol

Razielle Shadana
Jun 30th, 2004, 09:55:03 AM
:lol that's great.. On one of my more anti-cat days I'll reread that.

I like the one about giving the cat a pill too, that one was classic. ;)

Crystal
Jun 30th, 2004, 05:14:53 PM
I'd never thought about giving my cat a bath that way. I bet it's alot easier than getting scratched up. :(

Slayn Cloak
Jun 30th, 2004, 06:23:38 PM
Man hat worked really well, thanks! I'll never have to stick my hand in the toilet again.

Garret Treborn
Jun 30th, 2004, 08:01:57 PM
:lol :lol :lol

Live Wire
Jul 1st, 2004, 03:33:23 AM
lol oh that is so bad! Funny though