To my CO, Jarek

[Danik Drayton]

As I havn't been heavily involved in the Bestine thread, I wanted your opinion. Should I stay out in the countryside in reserve, or sweep round behind bestine city and try to get the NR troops who have fled the city into a pocket? Its up to you as your incharge and I dont want to jump in and alter what you or anyone else is doing without permission.

[Jarek T'chort]

Bestine City is some miles from the coastline, sweep your forces around the city and encircle the substantial NR forces between your right flank and the eastern coast of the main continent. You can embelish the details as you please.

[Danik Drayton]

Will do

[Tiberius Anar]

You will sweep round or you will embelish?

[Tear]

Someone get the Chanceller a hearing aid or glasses..or both:rolleyes

[Tiberius Anar]

I'm not deaf I was being pedantic.

[Tear]

*Pats Anar on the shoulder while speaking with a loud voice*

Yes, Yes of course you were Chancellor.

[Danik Drayton]

Jarek I wont be able to post for the next week. My little manouver will have to wait, unless you are willing to take command of my troops till I get back.

[Tiberius Anar]

*has troops take Tear out back and shoot him*

[Tear]

*reveals Anar's troops were actually under cover Intelligence troops under Tears command and turns them on Anar*

Its almost noon Anar..time for your nap :rolleyes

[Transil Gantar]

Mwah. Foiled again by Intel!

[Tear]

Dayum Straight baby *flex*

[Travis North]

...Meanwhile, deep within Intel HQ

*Opens air vent in Tear's Office. Climbs down a bookshelf and flips through his security tapes*

Ahha! Tear will never know I took these incriminating security tapes of him accidently walking into the ladies washroom.

*Climbs back up bookcase and knocks it over as the vent closes*

Damn.

One long shuttle trip later

*Plays tape on the Imperial Holonet*

Muahahahahaha, sucker.

[Tear]

Dear god Noooo! Not the porn...

Oh its just that tape. Whew for a second i thought he took something important

[Transil Gantar]

*laughs uproariously because it's funny. Especially when Travis deliberately walks into the women's bathroom and comes out all beat up*

[Travis North]

Damn you and your intel tape editing skills.

And why do you have cameras in the ladies room Mr. Gantar? You know Zeltros will be Imperial soon.

[Telan Desaria]

*Rests quietly in office.*

KNOCK KNOCK!!!!

*Grumbles*

Come in, damn you!

*Sir - they're are several messages floating across the HoloNet regarding Colonel Tear of Imperial Intelligence. They were played by Colonel North, Imperial Fighter Corps.

*The Grand Admiral sighs*

They will doubtless wish vengeance on each other. I shall end this.

*Admiral plays video of Travis drilling hole in men's latrine into female shower room.*

[Tiberius Anar]

*delivers speech condemning behaviour of these officers*

[Transil Gantar]

I have no camera's IN the womens Latrine, thank you. Just outside of it. So, ha.

[Travis North]

The Cover Up

Umm.... Err.. Uhhh. The pipes were leaking and I couldn't get water pressure to flush.

Hey wait a minute. Admiral why do you have a camera in the mens latrines? Zinggg

*Plays video of the Admiral that one night at the bar*

[Transil Gantar]

*pirates airways and edits in Travis for the Admiral*

[Teleran Balades]

*Stares at holo-player*

This is my favorite Reality Holo Show.

[Travis North]

Oh I give up I just can't seem to beat Intel.

[Telan Desaria]

No. No you can't,



And I have cameras everywhere.........

[Transil Gantar]

Mwah. Intel is unstoppable!

[Travis North]

Unless the Internet goes down.

[Teleran Balades]

You're fired. There, your stopped.

[Travis North]

Who me?

[Transil Gantar]

I think he meant me, but I still have my ways.

[Tear]

*rubs chin* Oh no...Travis knows our weakness.

*Makes a gesture toward a group of thugs*

He must be dealt with accordingly....bring on the strippers! Woo woo

[Travis North]

Ooo strippers... Wait a minute ahhhh Intel Hotties. Oh can't... resist... damn.

You may have won this round Tear but I'll get back at you.

[Tear]

No you wont. Youll just sit there and enjoy .:)

[Travis North]

I know just how to get back at you.

*Takes ALL your intel stuff and blows it up.*

Sucker. Intel Hotties for me and since there is no more intel. They can be Navy babes.

You have nothing left. I have blown up your stuff and taken your chicks.

[Tear]

Thats what we want you to think

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*ahem*

STOLEN



:)

[Transil Gantar]

I been waiting too. It's your turn Tear.

*grins maliciously at Travis*

I'm afraid you have destroyed nothing of great importance. But I can't say the same about us. Seems you need to check your resources.

*secretly blows stuff up*

Oh, and they're still Intel hotties.

[Travis North]

Ahha.. But they're my Intel Hotties. And you just blew up the 2nd Wing of the Imperial Guard. Your fired and you have a death mark on you.

[Tear]

Actually their under cover drag queens but *shrug* yes their your intel hotties Travis.

and whats this "Stolen" thing ive been hearing about?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

very funny, trying to be sneaky and all, buster.

And thank you for posting :)

[Travis North]

Doesn't matter anyway. I just sent them over to spy on Gantar.

*Listen's to Gantar puking in the background*

He said they're still intel hotties, so I just started using them for intel.

[Transil Gantar]

*Makes them triple agents for Intel and sends them back* Oh, and you can't prove I did anything wrong, Travis. I was here the whole time was I not?

[Telan Desaria]

AS the Grand Admiral, I have my own legion of concubines and officers in waiting.

The Supreme Commander always has.......options.

[Travis North]

*Tells the Intel people to go back to intel HQ and get back to tracking criminals.*

[Transil Gantar]

*arrests Travis* You said track criminals. That means we have to bring you in theft to cause all this.

[Travis North]

What you do as many crimes as I do and more.

Gantar

-Destruction of somone else's property
-Attempted murder
-Murder
-Blackmail
-Fraud
-Use of unauthorized government funding
-Having survailence in unauthorized areas
-Trespassing in unauthorized terretory
-Failure to comply to subriety tests
-Bribery of another officer in the Empire
-Failure to follow the Tarkin Doctrine
-Failure to pay bar tabs and other taxes
-Doing recreational things while on duty
-Altering security tapes of the Empire

You sir by Imperial Law are under arrest for crimes within the Empire. You shall serve one month under the command of Colonel Travis North and hold the naval rank of luitenant.

[Transil Gantar]

I didn't commit murder... yet. I don't see any fraud either. And it wasn't my surveilance if you recall. And I pay all my taxes thank you. And I never altered security tapes... I altered oyur broadcast. *runs away and removed mask and armor, replacing with standard military uniform, then sneaks back in unrecognized*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

typical :rolleyes

[Telan Desaria]

shush women. men at play

[Tear]

Originally posted by Travis North
What you do as many crimes as I do and more.

Gantar

-Destruction of somone else's property
-Attempted murder
-Murder
-Blackmail
-Fraud
-Use of unauthorized government funding
-Having survailence in unauthorized areas
-Trespassing in unauthorized terretory
-Failure to comply to subriety tests
-Bribery of another officer in the Empire
-Failure to follow the Tarkin Doctrine
-Failure to pay bar tabs and other taxes
-Doing recreational things while on duty
-Altering security tapes of the Empire

You sir by Imperial Law are under arrest for crimes within the Empire. You shall serve one month under the command of Colonel Travis North and hold the naval rank of luitenant.

Pft Imperial Law doesnt apply to intelligence officers. We're actually paid to break those laws on behalf of the empire. Therefore...um...


*walks into the ladies locker room*

[Tiberius Anar]

*follows newbie who appeared immediate after Transil left and who came in through the same door*

"Excuse me you didn't pass a small repulsive man wearing combat armour and a look that said "dont hurt me or I'll scream for my mummy" by any chance?"

[Transil Gantar]

He didn't have that look on his face but he went that way. *points down hall towards Tiberius office*

[Tiberius Anar]

My office, really. Oh my!

*rushes out*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Wait for me, Tiberius ;)

[Tear]

*Gives a shocked expression as the two rush through the door to see a half naked Tear doing the mambo while throwing important legal documents around like confetti*

Oh...I uh...was just...um...you know...

Mambo! *continues dancing*

[Tiberius Anar]

Oh dear!

*pauses*

Actually...

*joins in the mamboing*

[Transil Gantar]

*Comes in with full armor and mask on again*

What the devil?

[Travis North]

Right.... A half naked agent and the Imperial Chancellor... *Gets holocam and starts taping* Major Blackmail.

[Telan Desaria]

There are some things a Grand Admiral just should not do.....

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Originally posted by Telan Desaria
There are some things a Grand Admiral just should not do.....

What say you and I jump ship and let these guys do whatever.

I need a vacation anyways.

[Teleran Balades]

Oh I like that Idea. Take Anar with you, I want to try out the snazzy chair he has in his office.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

This is a Telan and s'Il ONLY vacation, buster :)

[Tiberius Anar]

*stops mamboing*

What? Your not taking me?

*sad face*

[Transil Gantar]

*stuffs Anar in a crate and puts it on their ship* They are now.

[Travis North]

*Blows ship up*

Yay everyone powerful is gone. Free... Free.

[Telan Desaria]

Damn. And I was going to bring my Legion of Concubines....

[Transil Gantar]

*Stuff Travis in a box and shoots him toward the Maw* Yay! Now he's gone!

[Tiberius Anar]

*walks in*

Hey where's my double gone?

[Travis North]

Meanwhile....Floating in Space

Pfft he thinks I'm gonna get sucked up and crushed. I'm an ace pilot, I can fly a crate.

Sometime Later

*Crash*

What the... A prototype deathstar...

More time later

I'm back... Now surrender Intel...

*brandishes Death Star*

Or face my wrath.

[Transil Gantar]

*Flys the gauntlet and sends a missile down the exhaust port before cruising off away from doomed prototype.*

NEVER!!

[Tiberius Anar]

*Watches with interest*