Kieran Devaneaux
Jun 10th, 2004, 07:30:00 PM
I found this on a website earlier today, and I thought it might be interesting.
You might be a redneck Jedi if....
-You ever heard the phrase, "May the Force be with y'all."
-Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
-You have ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
-At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
-You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
-You have ever had a land speeder up on blocks in your yard.
-The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the "dadgum skeeters".
-Wookies are offended by your B.O.
-You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
-You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
-Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
-You have ever had your R2 unit use its self-defence electroshock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
-You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land speeder.
-You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
-You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
-Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
-You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
-You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
-You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
-If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle!"
You might be a redneck Jedi if....
-You ever heard the phrase, "May the Force be with y'all."
-Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
-You have ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
-At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
-You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
-You have ever had a land speeder up on blocks in your yard.
-The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the "dadgum skeeters".
-Wookies are offended by your B.O.
-You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
-You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
-Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
-You have ever had your R2 unit use its self-defence electroshock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
-You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land speeder.
-You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
-You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
-Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
-You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
-You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
-You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
-If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle!"