Who needs a girlfriend? (wtf)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

You know something is wrong with you when you seriously consider employing the services offered here:

http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/




:p

[Navaria Tarkin]

shouldn't this be titled wtf? :)

[Kyle Raiden]

Hmm...an imaginary girlfriend...does that mean no nagging? I might consider a trade-in...:p

J/K. I'd never give up my Snugglemuffin. *goes back to staring at photos of her*

[Navaria Tarkin]

there's that snugglemuffin thing again @_@

[Neyasha]

yummm... muffins...mmmmmm

[Kyle Raiden]

DON'T EAT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!

Her friends at school call her the Muffin Queen, coz she likes muffins. She's the thing I get to snuggle...hence her being my Snugglemuffin.

So no eating her!

[Navaria Tarkin]

DON'T EAT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!

I'll just leave this one alone :angel

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

naughty naughty :p

[Figrin D'an]

It's like prostitution without the sex. We need to find a new variant of the root word "whore" to describe those who offer these services.

:mneh

[Kyle Raiden]

Originally posted by Navaria Tarkin
I'll just leave this one alone :angel

I didn't mean it like that...*blush*

Ok. No oral consumption of my girlfriend!


Edit:
Wait...that don't work either...how about this?:

ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO EAT MY GIRLFRIEND...BOG OFF AND GET YER OWN!!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

STRIKE TWO!!!

[Navaria Tarkin]

dude :lol I could have a feel day :rollin

you need to hush :p

[Kyle Raiden]

Leave me alone...:cry

Just don't threaten to eat my girlfriend...I'm lonely, and I miss her. :(

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

feel day :lol




And I appoint Fig to be in charge of finding the root word and giving this new breed of girlfriend a proper term :)

[Kyle Raiden]

If you made it to third base with one of them, what would you get? A mind-job?

[Navaria Tarkin]

I didnt mean feel day.. tho in the context of this wackiness, it works! :D

[Kyle Raiden]

No feeling my Princess! (yup, I call her that too :D ).


Ooooh...muffin crumbs...

[Shanaria Fabool]

I'm finding it dificult not comment on the muffen eating... Thought I'm sure we could find CT people in the many groops that could take advantage of this conversation ;) ;)

[imported_Firebird1]

Originally posted by Shanaria Fabool
I'm finding it dificult not comment on the muffen eating... Thought I'm sure we could find CT people in the many groops that could take advantage of this conversation ;) ;)

:huh

Of his girlfriend right?

I am reading that right?

[Kyle Raiden]

Hey! Who's taking advantage of my girlfriend?!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I'm afraid for when an imaginary boyfriend site pops up



























pun VERY MUCH intended

[Dae Jinn]

Of the fact that he wants to eat his girlfriends "muffin"...


or something. :D

[imported_Firebird1]

Originally posted by Dae Jinn
Of the fact that he wants to eat his girlfriends "muffin"...


or something. :D

That is a natural thing for Men to do though for their Girlfriends...

[Kyle Raiden]

ooooh...hadn't thought of that one.

Yes. Yes I do. I'm gonna eat it all, again and again. And none of you are having any, because I'm a gready little sod. So :mneh .


I'm afraid for when an imaginary boyfriend site pops up

You actually need to IMAGINE a boyfriend? You can buy the only good things about us in a shop...and if you really feel like it, buy a teddybear, sit it on the sofa, and scatter empty beer-cans around its feet.

Although, I doubt a teddy could shower you with gifts, and make you feel like the most amazing thing in the world...and I don't think an imaginary one could do that either.

Woohoo...I found us a use!

[imported_Firebird1]

Other then the obvious sex part?
:huh

[Kyle Raiden]

Yeah...cept that most of the girls I know reckon they can get more pleasure out of a piece of plastic...

[imported_Firebird1]

A credit card?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I suppose what works, works o_O

[imported_Firebird1]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
I suppose what works, works o_O

:wings

:cat :cat :cat :cat :cat :cat

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

oh you're a feisty one :p

[imported_Firebird1]

I'm not considered evil around here if I weren't so feisty...

[Travis North]

I don't know wether to laugh or feel pity. Oh well, I'll laugh.

[imported_Firebird1]

Originally posted by Travis North
I don't know wether to laugh or feel pity. Oh well, I'll laugh.

Gee thanks....

[Crystal]

I've seen stuff like this on e-bay.. It's really sad. I could almost ALMOST see the point if you actually got to meet them.. But nope, they jsut send you like two or three letters and a picture for you to show off to your mom, who's not going to like you being in a long distance relationship with a girl you've never actually met.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Another sign the end Times draws near. WTF indeed

[Buliwyf]

Originally posted by Figrin D'an
It's like prostitution without the sex. We need to find a new variant of the root word "whore" to describe those who offer these services.

:mneh

What about something along the lines of "faux-whore"? Not REALLY a whore, but close enough. Hmm... cubic-zirconia-whore?

[imported_Grev Drasen]

In case some of you ladies are in need of some cash.

http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/girlfriend.php

You can be an imaginary girlfriend.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Originally posted by Kyle Raiden
A mind-job?


Ever since hearing the term "mind job" in The Matrix, I've always wanted one. It just seems like a tranquil rush. ^_^

[MiHalla Dashquei]

I'm afraid for when an imaginary boyfriend site pops up

Not if they are more faitful and RESPECTABLE than the one I just broke up with....

That means YOU S.P.

[Dae Jinn]

Originally posted by Kyle Raiden
Yeah...cept that most of the girls I know reckon they can get more pleasure out of a piece of plastic...




Originally posted by Firebird1
A credit card?.



omg...it's so true!:p

[Crystal]

Originally posted by Grev Drasen
In case some of you ladies are in need of some cash.

http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/girlfriend.php

You can be an imaginary girlfriend.


:lol If someone else here on the forums will let me use their picture and name, I'd go for getting $30 to write sappy letter to some idiot. ;)

[Travis North]

Originally posted by Firebird1
A credit card?

Do you suffer from identity theft?

[Threepio]

I find this imaginary girlfriend site to be extremely disturbing, but not as disturbing as the sight of Captain Antillies with that Rodian call girl.

*shudder* Oh dear, I think I have to go power down for a while.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Originally posted by Grev Drasen
In case some of you ladies are in need of some cash.

http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/girlfriend.php

You can be an imaginary girlfriend.

It is so so tempting.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I know :\ I'm desperate enough for the money, but my pride is having to tell itself that it's not a good idea :cry

[Wei Wu Wei]

No, S'il! Don't do it! Sorry, but I don't know which person in the whole imaginary reltionship gets it worse. The girl, for catering to some desperate guy, or the guy for being willing to sink to such a level as to have a reltionship that doesn't exist.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

The guy. Least the girl gets some money out of the deal.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

but Wei, I need the money so bad :(

Unless you wanna be my sugar daddy ;)

[imported_Blade Ice]

Oh hum itsa great concept really you spend all your freaking money on something that isn't going to happen. Oh wait its just likea real relationship.

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
but Wei, I need the money so bad :(

Unless you wanna be my sugar daddy ;)

I hope you're not charging now, cause you know I'm broke.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

You know, I'd get on you for possibly insinuating that I'm an imaginary girlfriend, but something tells me I have just have no ground to stand on :\

[Sanis Prent]

;)

at least till you're back in state lines.

[Tiberius Anar]

[Dr.Evil]Right[/Dr. Evil]

I think I'd be happier with the real thing.

*lovelorn sigh*

[Sasseeri Reeouurra]

*hisses at s'Il* Sanjis jis mjine! :mad

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

watch out - you don't want me to chase you up a tree, do you?

[Jake Snake]

WOW, never even thought something like imaginary girlfriends would make money. Goes to show you that you can money out of anything. There are people out there that would pay for pretty much nothing in return.

Maybe I should open up an imaginary bank, hmmmm, yeah, you send me your money and when you wish you get some back, I'll send you back monopoly money :D.

I say save your money on this gf thing and make a fake e-mail for yourself, find some hot pix of people, and send yourself mail and pictures from that address. That way you can play the imaginary gf when you feel lonely, all free too.

I can imagine the face on the parent that opens up that credit card bill, "Imaginarygirlfriend??!!! $30?!?! WTF!!!! SCOTTYYY!!!!! GET YOU (bleeping Bleep) IN HERE!!!!" lol

[Alex]

watch out - you don't want me to chase you up a tree, do you?

Chase meeeeeeee! :crack

[imported_Firebird1]

Originally posted by Travis North
Do you suffer from identity theft?

No I suffer from high intrest rates!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Originally posted by Alex
Chase meeeeeeee! :crack

Are you a cat?

[Alex]

No...but I'm using man-logic...

Fact 1. Chasing involves running. Running involves bouncing. Thats a good thing.

Fact 2. Trees make nice vantage points...you often get a good view when you look down.

:D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Originally posted by Alex
No...but I'm using man-logic...

Fact 1. Chasing involves running. Running involves bouncing. Thats a good thing.

Fact 2. Trees make nice vantage points...you often get a good view when you look down.

:D

DENIED

[Alex]

Awww...:cry

[Tiberius Anar]

It won't work. She's imaginary.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

haha!! DED :(

[MiHalla Dashquei]

*Chases Alex*

[Alex]

*squeals*