Boo

[Kyle Raiden]

I am Jeffe, Secretary of the great and mighty Imperator Pancho, ruler of the Imperial Federacy.

I have invested every ounce of my Imperial training to compose for you an intricate, beautifully-worded, and appropriate greeting:

Um...hi.

:D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I've got a stack of paperwork with your name on it, boy



Khendon's secretary = my secretary

[Kyle Raiden]

I'm sorry, the extension you dialed is currently unavailiable. Please leave your name and contact information after the tone, and we will get back to you as soon as normal service has resumed.

Thank you for calling the Office of the Imperator. Have a nice day.

[Travis North]

S'il, the idea. With the CT.

You'll understand in due time.

Anyway, your with the Federacy. *Glares*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

holy batflaps!!

you're too smart for your own good, Travis :)

[Travis North]

I get that a lot.

[Telan Desaria]

We have ordered your prompt and efficient termination. Thank you for enlisting in the Imperial Federacy and aiding the Empire in its target-practice training programmes.

[Kyle Raiden]

I think I would probably feel fairly comfortable under the guns of Sovereignty people...while the Federacy may be smaller, we're considerably better trained. I doubt you'd even hit me. ;)

[Travis North]

Not with Sassy lit up in neon pink over your head you wont.

[Tear]

haha

that was golden Travis.

[Kyle Raiden]

Oh, sorry, I keep forgetting. Sovereignty gunners aren't blind...they just shoot like they are.

[Dae Jinn]

omg, burninate!


:rolleyes

[Teleran Balades]

HA, we really how can you say you're better trained when you use that fancy tech? You don't even need to do anything, your ships fly themselves.

[Kyle Raiden]

All that means is that your pilots aren't even a match for a bunch of machines. You'd think with all the training they give you, they'd be a tad better...but obviously not. *shrug* You're just bitter and twisted coz you have to resort to all kinds of lows to stop your little cousin from butt-whooping you. :mneh

The only reason we're better trained is because you're people suck so badly. In fact, you're people suck so bad, they're gonna put Dyson out of business!!

Ha! Stick that in your frelling pipe and smoke it. :D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Easy Jeffe. Play nice in the sandbox :)




psst - and be mindful of the swear filter :rolleyes

[Kyle Raiden]

Eeep...I guess I use that word waaaay too much...I keep setting off the filters with it *blush*

*points at Raul* he started it...*pout*

[Travis North]

Tone it down man. First days in the Empire can be rough. Especially if you pick the wrong side. Anyways have fun conquer a planet, upgrade your computer, and poke fun at the Federacy. It's all good. :lol

[Teleran Balades]

>_< Ouch, bested at insults by federal scum. This one's alright. Welcome to the Empire.