Where IS everyone?

[Crystal]

I command we use this forum more often. Possibly by talking about other posters!

Like Vis, isn't he an idiot? Oh and Jenny who does she think she is, being all... manly with Vega!

:mneh

okay, so I suck at fake insulting.


Seriously, we need to post more in here! And make it fun so everyone wants to donate money to the forum, too to see what we're all doin' in here!

[Darth Viscera]

why are you females always hitting on me?!

[Crystal]

It's the avatar.

[Darth Viscera]

oh
*takes off his uniform*

[Droo]

(Uses forum...

...and borrows Viscera's hat)

[Darth Viscera]

sir, I believe you have my hat

[Navaria Tarkin]

I have to admit.. Visc's avatar is of the cute ^_^

[Darth Viscera]

EEP

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

I just haven't had anything to post in here, but since this thread's here ...

[Droo]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
sir, I believe you have my hat

So I do. Here, have mine.

[Darth Viscera]

but your hat is too big

[Droo]

For a melonhead like you? Surely, you jest!

[Darth Viscera]

but having a small hat is my schtick

[Zasz Grimm]

posting porn isn't good enough?

:huh

[Crystal]

No, because there's not enough nude pictures of sexy male forum members!


...er, I mean.


I dunno, I just figured we should use this place to talk more. :)

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Crystal
sexy male forum members!

dude, that is soooo gay!

*looks at user name instead of avatar*

oh wait, it's crystal

what constitutes a sexy male, anyhow? it seems to vary from female to female

[Khendon Sevon]

*blinks*

W0w3rz, let's talk about something other than male nudity, like cars. cars are good.

I spent last night watching Nascar randomly and a TV show that revolved around horsepower... almost drove my mother crazy ;) That's what happens when there isn't anything on the history channel or scifi channel worth watching! Grrr...

[Crystal]

No! cars bad! Nude men.. hurrah!



Originally posted by Darth Viscera
what constitutes a sexy male, anyhow? it seems to vary from female to female

I'll try to describe it. I don't like tans, and I don't like big bulky arms, I want them thin-ish, but still strong* I like guys with a kind of smooth chest. I don't want they to have huge pecs. :x

When it comes to the face.. it really just depends. I don't know what makes a face attractive to me. Alot of times guys that some girls go totally crazy over, I find kind of ugly. And a few guys I find amazingly attractive, some girls think thought just look average.

Hair I like dark and most of the time, long-ish. Not down to the floor, but not a normal guy haircut. Little less than shoulder lenth. Eyes don't really matter, they just have to look sweet. And facial hair.. I like that kind of beard that goes around the jaw. and I kind of like the way a bit of stubble looks sometimes, but it's too hard on the skin >_<


*Right now I'm on my ooo Brad Pitt thing, because of Troy.. and he is nothing like what I find attractive in a guy IRL But! He does have the hair and the eyes. (insert yum smile)

[Dasquian Belargic]

what constitutes a sexy male, anyhow? it seems to vary from female to female

http://sw-fans.net/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=661379

[Crystal]

:love Brad Pitt, who?

[Darth Viscera]

meh!

[Dasquian Belargic]

Sorry. It's either you look like Guy, or no deal. And no amount of boobs will make me think otherwise.

:p

[Crystal]

but.. you still think I'm attractive, right? :(

[Darth Viscera]

don't worry crystal, i'm sure her demands will become quite a bit more negotiable after we slip some <strike>poison</strike> alcohol into her after-dinner wine!

[Crystal]

Wait. Doesn't wine already have alcohol in it?

[Silus Xilarian]

BUSTED!

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Crystal
Wait. Doesn't wine already have alcohol in it?

yes. I was being WITTY YOU FOOL!

:p

[Morgan Evanar]

Originally posted by Crystal
No, because there's not enough nude pictures of sexy male forum members! AFAIK there are no nude pictures of us. If there are, don't inform me otherwise. Thanks.

[Crystal]

There aren't any I'm currently aware of.. but I hope to change that!

Start stripping.

[Darth Viscera]

i've only shown nude pics of myself to one girl. I guess I'm just really conservative. Fall 2004 I'll get you some nice pics though chicka, as long as this diet keeps working.

[Crystal]

Will you be wearing that bra?

[Darth Viscera]

that depends on you :mischief

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Morgan Evanar
AFAIK there are no nude pictures of us. If there are, don't inform me otherwise. Thanks.


FOR TRUTH AND JUSTICE!!!!

Lets get back onto cars. Khendon, you have to watch rallying. It is of extreme ownage.

[Khendon Sevon]

Yeah, rallying looks amazing.

I'm surprised there aren't any rally tracks near me--there are an amazing amount of other tracks. If south NJ has some I'll have to take a trip down there over the summer.

You did some racing recently, right? Any vids?

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Crystal
There aren't any I'm currently aware of.. but I hope to change that!

Start stripping. Saddly I know of at least two instances of Male forum members exposing themselves at Fasc, but as of yet not a single female poster has. :cry

[Navaria Tarkin]

:: ponders ::

[Dasquian Belargic]

indeeeed :mischief

[Crystal]

Originally posted by SWFans.Net
Saddly I know of at least two instances of Male forum members exposing themselves at Fasc, but as of yet not a single female poster has. :cry


Oh. Oh yes. I forgot about that. And, a webcam thingy too. ^_^;

K, that's three. We need more.

[Zasz Grimm]

Originally posted by SWFans.Net
Saddly I know of at least two instances of Male forum members exposing themselves at Fasc, but as of yet not a single female poster has. :cry


who would do that?

god.

:evil

[Shanaria Fabool]

No I don't think god would expose himself on a message board. :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Khendon Sevon
Yeah, rallying looks amazing.

I'm surprised there aren't any rally tracks near me--there are an amazing amount of other tracks. If south NJ has some I'll have to take a trip down there over the summer.

You did some racing recently, right? Any vids?

Yes to the racing, no to a vid of it- the incar camera mount hasnt been done. I want to get it in tho.

Check with Chris (Morg) for another street vid tho.

[Master Yoghurt]

What is this topic about again? I lost track

<img src=http://www.thegjo.com/smileys/toilet.gif>

(huh.. aaaaagh.. blop.. blop.. blop..)

[Crystal]

Nude guys and cars

[AmazonBabe]

What is this obsession with nude guys??? O_o

:: Uses a fish-net-thingy to scoop Yogs out of the potty. ::

[Kyle Raiden]

Because we're so obsenely beautiful without clothes on?

*thinks*

Nope...that can't be it. :\

[Crystal]

It amuses me how easy it is to get guys to get their clothing off. Most of the time, you don't even have to ask! ;)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

If you have to ask, the guy is too dumb. :p

Heck I have to ask guys to keep their clothes on.







I lied.

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Crystal
It amuses me how easy it is to get guys to get their clothing off. Most of the time, you don't even have to ask! ;)

yeah, guys are sluts

[Alex]

Now wouldn't be a good time to mention that I just came out of the shower, and am only wearing a towel, would it?

[Darth Viscera]

no, now would not be a good time to mention that

[Alex]

Ah. Ok. I WONT mention my half-nakedness. Nor shall I mention that...

HOLY SHIT! SHE'S NAKED!!!

(sorry...fit, naked neighbour at 12 o'clock)

[Darth Viscera]

well if you're naked, and she's naked, then you should probably go lend her a cup of sugar like a neighbor is supposed to do.

and by sugar i mean penis

[Alex]

Now I'm worried. You keep your penis in a cup?

Oh. Wait. That does actually make sense. Nm.

But no, I can't lend her a cup of penis. Firstly, I don't really want to streak across a main road, and secondly, I just stopped watching. Lets just say she wasn't alone in the shower. *shudder*

[Darth Viscera]

you're blathering on about semantics too much. see that her male friend comes to an untimely end involving an anvil and some ACME dynamite, then do the honorable thing and provide her sexual comfort while she's in mourning.

[Alex]

But how can I expect to maintain my motivation when I just had to look at that dude's egg-cup full of you know what?!