I have some shocking easter news

[Darth Viscera]

Apparently, rabbits don't lay eggs at all :huh

I plan to research this fiendish government coverup further.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Well I don't know about you, but my rabbit does. I think you bought a faulty one.

[Darth Viscera]

It can't be that. I followed the directions precisely. 6 minutes on high, right?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

6?! no no no no, not 6! My God, man, what are you thinking?







You're supposed to wok the thing

[Morgan Evanar]

What are we, Korean? Wok? Jeez.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Yes, yes we are :p

actually, I just saw Iron Chef for the first time last night, pretty cool. That and I've been wanting to wok something lately

[Syriande Blue]

The lizard you found perhaps S'il?

[Kes'La Bardo]

Yeah, go wok the lizard, see long it takes....lol :D

[Dasquian Belargic]

My rabbit is broke. It won't lay anymore eggs :cry

[Shade Magus]

what is wok?

[imported_Jacali Danner]

A japanese, chinese, korean frying pan to stir fry in. They are awesome!!! I love stir-fry, and rabbit I bet would make a delicious stir-fry....hmmmm, we have rabbits in our field....all I need is a gun...(bang!!!)

Das, since your rabbit is broken, can I stir-fry it???

[Marcus Telcontar]

Eat them raw. And wriggling.

[ReaperFett]

To the tune of Rock the casbah

Yeah we should fry it!
Wok the lizard! Wok the lizard!




Sorry :D

[imported_Firebird1]

Rabbits have a tendency to stop laying eggs after an ammount of time.

To fix, feed rabbit.

*WARNING*: Some Eggs may be deformed after this process...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

But don't feed the rabbit eggs. >_<

[Marcus Telcontar]

KA-KLICK!

Time to die nerdboy / girls!

[Shade Magus]

Why?

[Darth Viscera]

does it count if you get the rabbit to lay egg beaters?

[Shade Magus]

Hmm...I don't know. That's a pretty outrageuos stroy there. Maybe if you got it to lay them little marshmellow chicks I'll let it slide.

[Mu Satach]

Wait wait wait...

I was under the impression that the rabbits came from the eggs.

[Darth Viscera]

but the eggs don't come from rabbits

[Ryla Relvinian]

Which came first; The Rabbit or the Egg salad sandwitch?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Watercress.

[Sanis Prent]

I shot a rabbit today, does that amount to anything?

[Ryla Relvinian]

Only if you crucified it to someone's front door.

[Sanis Prent]

I ate its heart to gain its power

[Morgan Evanar]

Can you hop six feet vertical like those crazy bastketball players?

[imported_Jacali Danner]

Raw or cooked? In the Gaining Power from Rabbits book, you can only gain it's power by eating its heart raw and on a full moon.

[Dasquian Belargic]

No silly, that's virgins, not rabbits.

[Alpha]

O_o...You guys are beyond strange today...:D

But then again, you just might be jealous. :D Mine layed the lil marshmellow chicks. :D

[Sanis Prent]

I didn't know you were into Bestiality, Alpha.

[imported_Firebird1]

Originally posted by Sanis Prent
I shot a rabbit today, does that amount to anything?


Yeah, dinner!

[Darth Viscera]

mmm, I can almost taste the buckshot from here

[Shade Magus]

Originally posted by Alpha
Mine layed the lil marshmellow chicks. :D

That's the kinda rabbit I am talking about! Was they the yellow or the pink ones? Before careful when you answer because there is a difference.

[Dasquian Belargic]

It was obviously pink ;)

[Shade Magus]

Devil marshmellows!!!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I want one that lays the Cadbury Creme Eggs. :(

[Shade Magus]

Yes please do deliever.

[Alpha]

Those would be awsome. :D Hmmm...rabbits that lay candy...Kinda kewl thought. :)

[Armide Maddrell]

Y'know, I read somewhere that according to Germanic legend, rabbits turn into chickens...

[Darth Viscera]

Well 2000 years ago Germans were getting drunk and worshipping the moon, so it doesn't surprise me really that at some point they were able to formulate a legend whereby a rabbit turned into a chicken.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Apparently...


"Easter" comes from the pre-Christian celebration of the Goddess of Spring, known variously in Tuetonic northern Europe as Ostdra, Osdra or Eastre.

In fact the early Christians only celebrated Jewish festivals, Passover in particular, and did not revere particular times of the year. It was not until the convention of Nicea in 325 AD that the Christian festival was created.

It is inescapable that Easter is primarily a pagan festival, most blatant through our modern reverence of eggs (a symbol of new life), and rabbits (a symbol of sexuality and fertility). The tradition of the dying God, sacrificed, resurrected to new life and ascending to heaven is entirely pagan in origin, borrowed from many religions of the ancient world.

and


The bunny also comes from when the Goddess of Dawn, Eostre (I believe I spelt it correctly) turned her pet bird into a rabbit to amuse some children.

[Ryla Relvinian]

Yes! I love fertility festivals!

*spreads out tarp and readies the vats of cool whip*

[Lilaena De'Ville]

o_O

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Ryla Relvinian
Yes! I love fertility festivals!

*spreads out tarp and readies the vats of cool whip*

can you explain this to everyone who doesn't speak moon language? :p