Mortal Booze Kombat (Me, s'Ilancy, and Jim Beam)

[Charley]

So, what do I do when my favorite poster on the boards comes to visit me?

I challenge them to a duel.

<img src=http://www.panic.hopto.org/swf/charley/meandchristin.jpg>

That's me, s'Il, and a shot of jim beam for the each of us. We've got a 1.75 liter bottle of good kentucky bourbon between us, and we're chasing each other to the bottom. Who will pass out first? Who will emerge victorious?

Stay tuned.

[Sith Ahnk]

I'm picking you, Charlie.

Your goatee provides additional liquid storage volume.

She has the hair, but you're probably taller... so the goatee is your needed advantage.

[Charley]

The competition ended at 11 shots, with me as the winner.

[Sith Ahnk]

Was it you though... or was it JIM!?

[Sean Piett]

That was sort of anti-climactic

[Charley]

Yeah, it was pretty one-sided.

I've got no idea how I won so easily.

s'Il needs to train harder :)

[Ryan Pode]

I expected more from you s'Il. I am disappointed. :mad

[Morgan Evanar]

Charley is in a different weight class.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

youre telling me - i had a piece of pizza and an oatmeal cream cookie/pie thingy, then ten shots of jim - and im only like, 120 lbs. im proud that i made it that far, but charleys right. i need to train more

though, he and i were talking today, and we figured that if itd been with beer instead of liquor, id have him sunk :)

[imported_J'ktal Anajii]

Heh, I wound up with a count of thirteen shots of various things, mostly vodka, last night.

My buddy Richie beat me with sixteen, and my other friend capped out at five.

It was a fun night, but now I've got a headace the size of Sally Struthers.

P.S. Charley, thanks for the reccomendation of Gentleman Jack. It was very good, and very smooth. It was enjoyed very much.

[Charley]

Glad you enjoyed it. :)

On a sad note: s'il puked on my sheets :( I have to clean them tomorrow.

[Syriande Blue]

I can well imagine the bloody mortal kombat music now while you to slog shots down....quite a hiddious thought O_O

[Sean Piett]

Eighteen of Vodka UV is my personal best, but I hit my head on the wall really hard and nearly choked on my own vomit.

It was my first time :)

[Figrin D'an]

I probably wouldn't last long anymore. My tolerance had dropped so much over the past 3 years, there's any number of people here that could beat me.

oh well... :(

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Originally posted by Charley
Glad you enjoyed it. :)

On a sad note: s'il puked on my sheets :( I have to clean them tomorrow.

at least it was only water :|

[Charley]

That is true. You have the cleanest puke ever :lol

[ReaperFett]

Originally posted by Syriande Blue
I can well imagine the bloody mortal kombat music now while you to slog shots down


FINISH HIM!


Originally posted by Charley
s'il puked on my sheets


Christin wins :D

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Originally posted by Charley
On a sad note: s'il puked on my sheets :( I have to clean them tomorrow.
TOMORROW? why not right away? Gross!:x

In other news: congrats s'il you lasted way longer than most people in your weight class. ;)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

thanks :D

I still feel bad about it, though. Charley, when I get a job and some money, I'll buy you some nice flannel sheets

[Charley]

I couldn't clean my sheets cause I had to go home for easter :mneh

[Dan the Man]

She puked on my sheets again :(

[Kelt Simoson]

Charley, she sounds like a light weight mate :-\

[Dan the Man]

yeah she does

[Lilaena De'Ville]

uh, stop making/letting her drink so much. That really isn't healthy. *And* it's bad for your teeth to puke so often.

[Dan the Man]

Well we didn't really drink all that much (<10 shots).

She may just disagree with bourbon.

[ReaperFett]

From the fact it keeps making a break for it, I think it's THE BOURBON disagreeing with HER ;)

[Darth Viscera]

don't drink so much alcohol that it makes you vomit?

[Sun Zao]

It wasn't exactly a lot.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

:(

I only had like, 5 shots :\ If this keeps up, I'm going to have to start smoking again to make myself feel good about holding down at least something, even if it is nicotine. Yes, I quit again

[Darth Viscera]

oh you wacky alcoholics, what crazy shennanigans will you think up next!

did it leave a sulfurous aftertaste in your mouth?

[Charley]

it left a stinky stain on my sheets :x

Anyways, we're trying it her way tonight. I've got a 12 pack of bud light and she's got a 12 pack of the Beast.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

It did not :p

Besides, I did your laundry to make up for it :)

[Tiberius Anar]

If I had been there and had thrown pennies would you have danced for them?

(Don't ask it's something I do to entertain myself at parties.)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Pennies? No.

50 and 100 dollar bills? Yes.

:)

[Tiberius Anar]

Wow. American drunks are expensive!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

no, just me. I'm worth it

[Silus Xilarian]

She'll also dance if you hold her beer above her head.

[Pierce Tondry]

I'm now imagining putting a sixpack of Beast at the end of a fishing line and hooking s'Il up to a pull cart. :)