Where do I sign up?

[Jhyx]

The military life is the life for me! Valor and courage in the face of danger, wot?

Snap to, boys. How do I join?

[Jarek T'chort]

How does Imperial Mascot sound to you?

[Jhyx]

HA!




<---- See these muscles? These are GUNS, baby

[Tear]

It must be related to Sil in some way..

[Khendon Sevon]

Bah, related to S'il? He doesn't look like he's related to her, I bet he doesn't even smell like her!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

cant be. im cuter than he is

[Sean Piett]

hhahaha

:rolleyes

[Jhyx]

I must say, chaps, I rather like the sound of Commodore Jhyx. A right proper title, if I do say so, meself.

[imported_STELA'SHLIT'NURUODO]

How will the Inquisorite feel about having a ferret in the military?

[Transil Gantar]

Want me to kill him?

[Teleran Balades]

Originally posted by STELA'SHLIT'NURUODO
How will the Inquisorite feel about having a ferret in the military?

Hehe, the subhuman containment group would go nuts.


Originally posted by Transil Gantar
Want me to kill him?

I like this guy already. Make it slow and painful, ferrets belong in the imperial remnant.

[Silus Xilarian]

He's not a ferret, he's an Isnik. And he's a bit more dangerous than you'd expect :)

[Tear]

like the rabbit from monty pythons search for the holy grail? :p

lets hope the NR doesnt have a holy hand grenade

[Teleran Balades]

:lol That's a good one.

[Transil Gantar]

Oh Mr. Ferret? Where are you? *lets his nice swords come out of the armor around his arms*

[Jhyx]

uh huh... ô_o

So, when do I get my Star Destroyer?

[Transil Gantar]

There you are! *grabs the rodent by the tail* Whatcha gonna do?

[Dae Jinn]

*grabs Jhyx and huggles him protectively to her chest*

Bad Transil! :p

[Jhyx]

:D :D Mmmmmm, comfy


*burrows happily into the protective cover of Dae's chest*

[Dae Jinn]

You know, Transil sounds WAY too much like a certain femmine product....:lol

[Transil Gantar]

Actually, I just hate all non-humans. Which doesn't show through my mask.

[Dae Jinn]

*is not human*

At least not IC.

How can you hate me?! I'm so cute!!! :cry!

[Jhyx]

He's just jealous of how I always get the ladies.


Of course, it's hard not to get the ladies when you've got a physique like mine.

[Teleran Balades]

This one aggravates me, I think I'll shoot him. Or better yet...

*gets out a wrench*

[Transil Gantar]

Dae you're too hot to hate. Hehe. But the rodent must go. *Takes Teleran's wrench and hangs him giant one* Use that on the rodent only.

[Dae Jinn]

*hides Jhyx in her shirt!* :mischief

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

im a sub-human as well, but id reccommend you stay on my good side

[Tear]

Originally posted by Dae Jinn
*hides Jhyx in her shirt!* :mischief

watch out for the other animals shes stuffed down there..shes like Noah.

Dont worry about Sil shes all idle threads:cool ...Hey nice tee AAhHHh

[Jarek T'chort]

Heh I think you meant threats, but that still works nicely. Heres a medal.

[Transil Gantar]

*grins* Shouldn't have done that Dae. I've got no morals or common sense. *sticks his hand up her shirt and grabs the rodent* But I know enough not to be completely stupid.

[Tiberius Anar]

*sulks*

Nobody wants to be a slimy politician. Dammit! I need ministers.

[Jhyx]

Oh? My good man, why didn't you say so?

I'm a politician at heart, you know.. I love a good intrigue . Cloak and daggers on the verbal level, wot?

[Transil Gantar]

You forgot and o bro.

[Khendon Sevon]

I feel like your sig needs something to fill all that empty space

[Tear]

The empty space represents his cold, cold, heart.

[Jhyx]

Tear, me laddy-buck, what happened to your once prestigous ct?

[Tear]

I was smited by the girl who gives idle threats..:p

[Julius Patton]

Best.Thread.Ever.

[Jarek T'chort]

YaY.

Actually you should see some of the other threads we had in here.

"remember that time" and "hides out in telans forums"

classics.

[Transil Gantar]

Aye cuz I have only a very small heart when it comes to my enemies.

[Tiberius Anar]

Originally posted by Jhyx
Oh? My good man, why didn't you say so?

I'm a politician at heart, you know.. I love a good intrigue . Cloak and daggers on the verbal level, wot?

If you're serious I can offer you a job-

Junior Ministerial rank in the ministry of your choice, with an option for promotion in due course.

See:
http://swforums.net/forum/showthread.php?threadid=34133

[Teleran Balades]

Originally posted by Jarek Tchort
YaY.

Actually you should see some of the other threads we had in here.

"remember that time" and "hides out in telans forums"

classics.

"Hides out in telans forums" was great, Dae, S'il, and I-don't-know-who hit my over the head while I was trying to help Jarek and drug me into a broom closet...one of the best threads.

[Transil Gantar]

Lol. Broom closet. *walks away slowly*

[Jhyx]

Hmmm, I dare say I'm liking the sound of Internal Affairs. Do I get a special hat and cape? Because that would be just SMASHING.

[Tiberius Anar]

No. But when you are full Minister you get your own flag.

[Travis North]

*enters the room, sees new people*

I hadn't realized it was pet day.

[Iziz]

Hey Travis! I'm your replacement! :)

[Julius Patton]

I am, even.

[Travis North]

Wow. Replaced like that. Oh well.

I was fixing up things.

Now did you do anything while replacing me that I should be aware of. Save my shuttle going down.

[Julius Patton]

Besides revealing you to be the most disastrous New Republic agent of all time, not much. :smokin

[Teleran Balades]

Stop bickering you two, we're a team here o.k?

Travis, while you were gone we progressed very little on the attack on Bestine, though Tear brought your shuttle down(wait you already said that) and Reshmar's fleet showed up.

In other threads Tear is trying to kidnap Khendon's wife with the help of a new intel agent. Jarek and Anar are trying to run a new systems government behind they're backs. Everyone terrorinzing the forums here and Tear went and corrupted shadowfeane. You know, the usual.

[Travis North]

I kinda thought Tear would do that on both accounts. Well not the wife.

*Smacks Julius* Call me a Rebel agent again... I will have you court marshalled or at best keel hauled on star destroyer.

[Transil Gantar]

And that new agent is me, btw. And that was smooth, Julius.

[Jarek T'chort]

Happy families.

Tel - You keep exhibiting some nice command skills. These things do not go unoticed by yours truly.

[Teleran Balades]

Always a good idea to suck up to those in...I mean just doing my duty sir.:D

[Julius Patton]

How was I supposed to know he was such a...uh...nevermind. ;)

But seriously Travis I haven't done anything with you. I'm still on my first RP, and that has nothing to do with anybody else in the Sovereignty.

[Transil Gantar]

Nor does one of mine.

[Travis North]

Carry on then. I expect to see good work from you. That goes for the rest of you new recruits as well.

[Tiberius Anar]

He's back! (Bother) Hurray! (Where did I put that wrench?) What? Oh nothing, nothing. How you doing? (Where is it, where is it?)

[Silus Xilarian]

That's it, everyone's fired.

[Tiberius Anar]

You can't fire me. I'm the Chancellor. I fire you! *Looks at Silus' CT.* Ah, an administrator. When I said fired I meant...

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

there there tibe, dont you worry

youre still one of my favorites :p

[Tiberius Anar]

Hurray!

[Teleran Balades]

Originally posted by Tiberius Anar
He's back! (Bother) Hurray! (Where did I put that wrench?) What? Oh nothing, nothing. How you doing? (Where is it, where is it?)

I took it back, you stole it from me remember?

[Travis North]

Not the wrench!

*Swings wrench behind back*

I'm good. Thanks for asking.

*With his back to the wall he slowly makes his way to the compactor*

Hey look over there!

*Tosses the wrench in*

Haha Victory is mine

[Teleran Balades]

Originally posted by Transil Gantar
*Takes Teleran's wrench and hangs him giant one*

Good thing I still have this one, here you Mr. Anar.

[Travis North]

Noooooooo!!!!!! *Fake dives into the trash compactor* Fake dive!

Ah hit me I have no feeling left and my skin is tough as leather due to those wrench beatings.

[Silus Xilarian]

Is that so?

*brandishes Ugly Stick*

[Travis North]

Ok it hurts but after a while you get used to it. *Garbs a pocket wood chiper just in case*

Well lets get back to the article on hand the ferret. *Glares at Jhyx*

[Jhyx]

I'm no ferret, lad. I'm an Isnik. Now be a good chap and put on the kettle, will you? I feel like a bit of tea

[Travis North]

*Grabs kettle and puts tea on*

Hey wait a minute I'm no servant. Your mind tricks don't work here.

*Continues to make tea*

See I've stopped under my own will.

*Gets cups out*

[Silus Xilarian]

You didnt ask if he took sugar.

[Tear]

No thanks turkish im sweet enough.

[Travis North]

*Drops everything*

Gahhh. No more.

*Knocks self out with wrench*

[Teleran Balades]

aw, there goes my fun.
Oh, well, there's always the ferret-isnik whatchamacallit.

[Tear]

*Prods Travis's unconcious body with a stick* ...Hes dead jim.

[Travis North]

Did you just quote Star Trek?

*Beats Tear with a wrench*

[Tear]

AhHh im intelligence officer not a Mechanic!!

[Transil Gantar]

Lol. Freaks.

[Travis North]

You must be a mechanic you created thos weapons over there.

*Throws wrench missing Fernando and hitting Ricardo*

[Tear]

Luuuuucyyyyy you gotta some splainin to do!