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Mu Satach
Mar 26th, 2004, 12:35:39 AM
<blockquote>
PHOENIX (Reuters) (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=638&e=1&u=/nm/20040325/en_nm/people_simmons_dc) - Flamboyant fitness guru Richard Simmons was cited by authorities for allegedly slapping a 255-pound Harley-Davidson salesman who was poking fun at his exercise videos at an airport, police said on Thursday.</blockquote>

Favorite quote from the article:
"Mr. Simmons took offense and said he had to 'b*itch slap' him."

Dae Jinn
Mar 26th, 2004, 12:38:24 AM
The guy he slapped is supposedly into cage fighting too :lol

Honestly, can you see Richard Simmons doing anything OTHER than slapping a person? :lol

Charley
Mar 26th, 2004, 12:54:04 AM
I'M RICHARD SIMMONS, BITCH

imported_J'ktal Anajii
Mar 26th, 2004, 01:01:17 AM
Dang it, where's my Darth Simmons image when I need it?

Marcus Telcontar
Mar 26th, 2004, 01:04:50 AM
Who the hell is Richard Simmons?

imported_J'ktal Anajii
Mar 26th, 2004, 01:12:29 AM
This.

<img src=http://www.kemporama.com/pics/autogr/simmons.jpg>
http://www.kemporama.com/pics/autogr/simmons.jpg

Mu Satach
Mar 26th, 2004, 01:17:57 AM
Originally posted by Charley
I'M RICHARD SIMMONS, BITCH


:lol

Man I wish I was in the airport with a vid cam to capture the altercation.
:)

Charley
Mar 26th, 2004, 01:33:19 AM
me too, cause then I would've wailed into him.

Actually, he works out alot, so he probably could tear me up

:cry

Marcus Telcontar
Mar 26th, 2004, 01:47:47 AM
That guy is obviously a fag

Darth Viscera
Mar 26th, 2004, 08:36:47 AM
^^^AW CRAP THE SECRET'S OUT

Alpha
Mar 26th, 2004, 09:49:04 AM
lol. Nah, no secret. :) I've known that lil fact for years. lol

Abbyka Laine
Mar 26th, 2004, 10:11:13 AM
I just recently found out that info. o.o I thought it was just a rumor but he admitted it on a tv show I was watching. Forgot what it was.

Figrin D'an
Mar 26th, 2004, 11:25:13 AM
He's been out of the closet for a while now. Although, with him, the closet door was made of glass.

Sith Ahnk
Mar 26th, 2004, 02:24:43 PM
It think it was ceran wrap

Mu Satach
Mar 26th, 2004, 03:11:43 PM
Yes, so that it could seal in the freshness... tuck tuck fold.

imported_Grev Drasen
Mar 26th, 2004, 08:59:29 PM
Be gentle, guys. He has "issues."