Kingdom of Loathing

[Dasquian Belargic]

http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/

It amused me :) Particularly this:


This is a helmet made out of meatloaf. You feel like a Bat out of Hell when you wear it. You would do anything for this helmet (but you won't do that.)

[ReaperFett]

NINJA SNOWMAN!!!! :D

[Lilaena De'Ville]

The Sabretoothed Lime is a hideous beast!!

:lol

[Dasquian Belargic]

Teh Wofl
Level 2
Rhythm Rogue

:smokin


This Knob Goblin is currently in training to be a chef. He proudly wields his set of Neophyte Tongs, and whistles a happy cooking song as he prepares to beat you senseless.

You hit for 3 damage. CRITICAL HIT! POW! WHACK!

You win the fight!

You gain 7 Meat.
You acquire an item: chef's hat
You gain 2 Sarcasm.

:D


Just outside Cobb's Knob, you encounter an adolescent Knob Goblin waving a paintbrush around.

"Look at me," he shouts. "I'm an artist! I don't have a real job! I only listen to bands you've never heard of!"

Knowing better, you lay the smack down and take the brush, determined to return it to its rightful owner.

You acquire an item: Pretentious Paintbrush

rofl

[ReaperFett]

I'm out of turns :(

[Dasquian Belargic]

wait what... we have turns?

[ReaperFett]

Yeah, it's at the side.

[Dasquian Belargic]

You're fighting a spooky vampire

This is a spooky vampire. He wants to saaaahhhk your blaaaahd. He is a terrifying apparition even though he talks like a cross between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Count Chocula.


You're fighting a warwelf

You are attacked by a Warwelf. A Werwulf. A Worwilf.

You can't pronounce it, but you can certainly lay the smack down upon it.

Proper.


You're fighting a spooky mummy

In the Spooky Forest, you are attacked by one of the spookiest mummies you've ever seen.

This isn't saying much, though, since you've never found mummies to be particularly spooky. I mean, "Ooooh, no! I'll have to walk slightly faster if I want to escape!"

:lol

[Brian]

Knob Goblin. That's a cute coincidence. :)

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

Originally posted by Bri-bri
Knob Goblin. That's a cute coincidence. :)

He's Blob and Fob's oldest brother ;)

[Darth Viscera]

Greetings high maidens of great and wonderous proportions! I am known to my people as Vardil the Brave but Infertile, son of Valacar who Lacks Confidence in the Bedchamber, and many a seal hath been cast down before my mighty club, which is known as i Meigol e-Caeleb Vain, The Club of Ill Winds, for it was accursed by a great worm out of the east and so often reeks!

[ReaperFett]

ReaperFett
Level 3
Chill Crook
Statistics:

Current Hit Points: 8
Maximum Hit Points: 11

Current Mojo Points: 0
Maximum Mojo Points: 3

Muscle: 9
(4/19)

Mysticality: 5
(8/11)

Moxie: 10
(1/21)

Carrying: 15 / 1000 items
Adventures remaining: 0
Meat: 396



Advancement:

You must gain 3 Moxie to advance to level 4.



Equipment:

Hat: viking helmet (Power: 20)
Weapon: wooden stakes (Power: 25)
Pants: Bugbear Bungguard (Power: 30)



Skills:
(click the skill name for a description)

Disco Aerobics



Accomplishments:

You have completed your training with the Toot Oriole.
You have discovered the Hidden Temple.




You meet a zombie in the Spooky Forest.
"Need brains," says the zombie, "not fertilizer. Gaaaaaah."

He gives you some fertilizer.


You are attacked by a Warwelf. A Werwulf. A Worwilf.
You can't pronounce it, but you can certainly lay the smack down upon it.

Proper.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Teh Wofl
Level 3
Chill Crook

Statistics:
Current Hit Points: 7
Maximum Hit Points: 11
Current Mojo Points: 2
Maximum Mojo Points: 4
Muscle:
5

(4/11)
Mysticality:
6

(4/13)
Moxie:
12 (base: 10)

(4/21)
Carrying: 23 / 1000 items
Adventures remaining: 0
Meat: 300

Advancement:
You must gain 3 Moxie to advance to level 4.

Equipment:
Hat: Oriole-feather headdress (Power: 15)
Weapon: Knob Goblin scimitar (Power: 15)
Pants: Knob Goblin pants (Power: 25)
Accessory: continuum transfunctioner

Effects:
Disco State of Mind (3)

Skills:
(click the skill name for a description)
Disco Aerobics

Accomplishments:
You have completed your training with the Toot Oriole.