This may sound sick..

[Ryan Pode]

But, I was just thinking, is cannibalism illegal, even if the person is already dead?

[Kitty McQuade]

I'll let someone else answer this ......... Charley!!!!!

[Morgan Evanar]

Yes it is.

[Ryan Pode]

Hmm. Interesting.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Tastes like chicken, though.

[Shanaria Fabool]

and how would you know LD?... Wait... is that a fingernail stuck in your teath?

[imported_Grev Drasen]

What if it's consented by the person before they die?

[Shawn]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
Tastes like chicken, though. Pork, actually. Many cannibals refer to other people as "longpig".

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Put BBQ sauce on it and you can't tell the difference. Texture is more like pork, I suppose. ;)

[Figrin D'an]

[Fat Bastard]
Baby! The other white meat!
[/Fat Bastard]

[imported_Eve]

You sickos.

[Gia Van Derveld]

:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Ryan Pode
But, I was just thinking, is cannibalism illegal, even if the person is already dead?

Thread off to bad start



Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
Put BBQ sauce on it and you can't tell the difference. Texture is more like pork, I suppose. ;)

Thread is now good.

I could say how she might know, but I would be probably smited off the planet by her. All I can think is BBQ sauce? What's wrong with chocolate?

[Sam Corbett]

Originally posted by Ryan Pode
But, I was just thinking, is cannibalism illegal, even if the person is already dead?

I take it your making a light referal to the cannibal story in Germany last month?

[Quay'Na Rakai]

Hmmmm, wonder what the calorie content is per ounce.....lol

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Mark! :o

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Quay'Na Rakai
Hmmmm, wonder what the calorie content is per ounce.....lol

Somehow, I dont think human flesh is part of the Atkins diet.

Now, why are we wondering about what flesh tastes like? Ask you local Manflesh eating Orc!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

or grand admiral millard :p

[imported_Firebird1]

What did Grand Admiral "Red Dragon" Millard do to Clarice this time?

[Jared Mriad]

Originally posted by Shawn
Pork, actually. Many cannibals refer to other people as "longpig".

IC

"I can testify to that!"

/IC

[Ryan Pode]

I take it your making a light referal to the cannibal story in Germany last month?


Actually, I was watching Silence of the Lambs and wondered.

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

The Donner party wasnt prosecuted. I do think there can be mitigating circumstances, but to kill someone for a taste = prison and a big guy named Bubba >D

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I'd imagine that buying up corpses to prepare for a private dinner party would be completely illegal. Unfortunately. ;)

[Ace McCloud]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
I'd imagine that buying up corpses to prepare for a private dinner party would be completely illegal. Unfortunately. ;)

I dunno. If you bought it, it is your property and if you get busted you could stick with the 5th amendment. Though I don't think you can buy dead bodies anyhow.

[Gia Van Derveld]

You could pretend to be a medical school and get them that way. :x

[Vhiran Crescent]

Yea, but that'd be illegal, defeating the purpose =P

[imported_Gerbo Lang]

Any of you seen the movie Alive (which is based on a true story). You can eat dead people if its a matter of survival.

[Figrin D'an]

Except that you potentially end up with "kuru", and your brain turns to sponge.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Originally posted by Vhiran Crescent
Yea, but that'd be illegal, defeating the purpose =P But is it only illegal because of the fraud committed to get the bodies, or because you were planning on eating them??

Or...both. :p

And what's kuru??

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
But is it only illegal because of the fraud committed to get the bodies, or because you were planning on eating them??

Or...both. :p

And what's kuru??

It's a term for, what amounts to, the human form of "Mad Cow"/Chronic Wasting disease. It eventually turns your brain into mush. Before it does that, it causes delusions and hysteria.

[imported_Firebird1]

Originally posted by Ryan Pode
Actually, I was watching Silence of the Lambs and wondered.

We all have the same jokes....

Oh God is this how it starts!

First we get seperated from the Trail, lose our way as we head to California and now John Donner wants us over for dinner...

He said bring Ketchup...

[Vhiran Crescent]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
But is it only illegal because of the fraud committed to get the bodies, or because you were planning on eating them??

Or...both. :p

And what's kuru??


Because of fraud. The objective we're trying to achieve here is buying a dead body, which becomes your property, but it has to be legal, it can't be under any corporation/company/school it has to be under YOUR name. Then we eat it. I'm not sure if we can do that though. Hm.

[Ka' el Darcverse]

Didn't Kuru wipe out an entire tribe of aborigines or something due to their chronic cannabilism?

And I believe the word Kuru means, "The shakes or tremors" in the native tongue of the tribe that it afflicted.

[Khendon Sevon]

for one reason or another on every long campout or canoe trip I take we end up mentioning the Donner party...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

That's because you travel with a bunch of sickos.


;)

[Travis North]

I have always heard of the Donner party in jokes. I never really knew what the meaning was till now.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Try reading some American History, a.k.a. The Oregon Trail, or the Gold Rush (I can't remember exactly when the Donners were traveling up here.) Obviously I need to read some again too. ;)

The Donner Party left too late in the year to travel by wagon train from the East to the West. Thusly they got caught in a mountain pass and stuck in the snow and the only survivors survived because they ate the flesh of their fellow travelers who died.

:x

[Tear]

Americans...*Shudder* i hope I never get stuck in a place with you guys.

Oh no the Elevators stuck..wait..Why are you all looking at me like that?

*Obese Guy in the pack* "Anyone ever heard the term Canadian bacon?"

[Travis North]

Hey. I watched it till the point where he said Canadian beer sucked

[Ryan Pode]

The Donner party was actually heading south, across the Sierra Nevada mountains if I remember correctly, where they were caught in the snow.

[Quay'Na Rakai]

Originally posted by Gerbo Lang
Any of you seen the movie Alive (which is based on a true story). You can eat dead people if its a matter of survival.

I saw that, I was going to say something earlier, but I couldn't remember what the movie was called. That was was nasty, 'You can eat me, if I die.' Ick...

[Dasquian Belargic]

Originally posted by Sam Corbett
I take it your making a light referal to the cannibal story in Germany last month?

Ha, that's what I thought. That was so weird. Especially since the volunteer tried to back out after he was already getting eaten or some such.

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

^ I missed that story! Can someone re-tell (or link), please?