omgoose a pron folder.

[Zasz Grimm]

random girls, different body types, large frame, skinny, etc. etc.

http://www.grimmshadow.net/swf/zasz/gg

[Crystal]

No guys? :(

Never any guys.. :cry

[Zasz Grimm]

Originally posted by Crystal
No guys? :(

Never any guys.. :cry

what do you think I am... gay ?

[Crystal]

No. But you should be so you can get me pictures of guys in towels or boxers! (preferably towels)

[Ishan Shade]

props on this Zasz....good stuff.

[Zasz Grimm]

Originally posted by Ishan Shade
props on this Zasz....good stuff.

I have alot of the girl who's in 215/138/139. 6 folders, actually. I was thinking of upping the zips / other stuff. I mean afterall, the guy who gave me the hosting gave me 800 more megs cause of the DNS fuck up.

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

I need to find a good male site :(

[Crystal]

Me too Daiq. There's only gay men sites :x And honestly I prefer sexy guys not to be nude. I like them half clothed and not in a.. girly pose.

Some of those girls are pretty... but.. why is that one named "xboxtits"? I see no xbox :(

[Zasz Grimm]

lol. their comparing the size of her boobs to how huge the xbox is. cause the xbox is HUGE.

[Crystal]

But.. her boobs aren't any bigger than the other girls :huh

They look bigger because she has a smaller frame I suppose.


..And why is the xbox so frelling big again?

[Darth Viscera]

ladies, you requested an abundance of pics to satisfy your thirst for the male form, well luckily for you Open Directory has a For Women section.:
Open Directory-Adult: For Women Section (http://dmoz.org/Adult/Image_Galleries/For_Women/)

Looks like there's about 300 free sites there, one of them's gotta be good. Though as with all open directory sites you'll probably have to crawl through a bunch of crappy ones to get to a good one.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Originally posted by Crystal
And honestly I prefer sexy guys not to be nude. I like them half clothed

Truth. God made wang ugly as sin.

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
Truth. God made wang ugly as sin.

OMGWTF

If you think that they're ugly as sin, then obviously you've been looking at uncircumsized ones, which are fugly to the point of frowning and saying "oh my, now that's a poor quality penis". Ask anyone and they'll tell you that my (circumsized) penis is beautiful, hand-crafted, and all who look upon it immediately begin licking their lips in anticipation.

Anyways, you're still young, you'll get used to it eventually. When I was 14, I thought the vagina was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen in my life, and I wanted no part of it. A couple years later I could tolerate the sight of it, and a year after that I was like mmm what a tasty tasty treat :cool

[Crystal]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
ladies, you requested an abundance of pics to satisfy your thirst for the male form, well luckily for you Open Directory has a For Women section.:
Open Directory-Adult: For Women Section (http://dmoz.org/Adult/Image_Galleries/For_Women/)

Holy Shit. I'll never again see so much penis in that little of time, unless I attend some weird orgy thing. Thanks.


In general I don't find a penis attractive. Unless you know it really well, they all look close to the same.. so I don't find it arousing to look at a totally nude guy. However, if I'm "involved" with that guy. :D :mischief

[Zasz Grimm]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
OMGWTF

Anyways, you're still young, you'll get used to it eventually. When I was 14, I thought the vagina was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen in my life, and I wanted no part of it. A couple years later I could tolerate the sight of it, and a year after that I was like mmm what a tasty tasty treat :cool

Truth.

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

Ask anyone and they'll tell you that my (circumsized) penis is beautiful, hand-crafted, and all who look upon it immediately begin licking their lips in anticipation.

We'll be the judges of that.....pic, please :mischief

[Darth Viscera]

I'll take you up on that, but not immediately. Gimme a few months to continue getting my butt into shape, then you can have all the pics you want. :) I may be a perpetually horny male, but I don't want to do anything to make a fool out of myself!

[Shawn]

There's a shirtless picture of your's truly in the gallery. ;)

[Crystal]

Originally posted by Shawn
There's a shirtless picture of your's truly in the gallery. ;)

Rest of series

:mneh



Originally posted by Daiquiri Van-Derveld
We'll be the judges of that.....pic, please :mischief

I'm not brave enough.. you can just tell me about it :)

[Dasquian Belargic]

Originally posted by Crystal
Rest of series

:mneh


:thumbup


I'm not brave enough.. you can just tell me about it :)

Miryan Strikes Back!

[Zasz Grimm]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
:thumbup



Miryan Strikes Back!

:rolleyes

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Crystal
I'm not brave enough.. you can just tell me about it :)

:o
it features dual skin tones for your pleasure. Its length, under optimal conditions, extends approximately from the vaginal opening to the cervix and it secretes a clear natural lubricant.

Unfortunately, though, Christin's gargantuan penis dwarfs my own and all other penii everywhere :cry

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

which i keep in my dresser drawer underneath all my socks, thank you :p

[Marcus Telcontar]

Christin has a dick???????????

[Darth Viscera]

no one who's seen that monster would describe it as a dick. that thing is nothing less than a schlong O_O

[Crystal]

How big is it, Christin? I have an 8 inch one.. and I usually don't use the last inch or so.. bigger would be useless to me.


Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
:thumbup

The people demand more pictures!


Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
Miryan Strikes Back!

I couldn't help it. I had to look. I had to. :cry


Originally posted by Darth Viscera
:o
it features dual skin tones for your pleasure. Its length, under optimal conditions, extends approximately from the vaginal opening to the cervix and it secretes a clear natural lubricant.


..Skin tones help with pleasure? Shouldn't it also make a whitish "natural lubricant"?

[Darth Viscera]

precum is clear and also acts as a natural lubricant (though there's nowhere near enough of it). That's what I'm referring to.



How big is it, Christin? I have an 8 inch one.

christin has you beat, i believe!

and the skintone thing, I was being playfully sarcastic

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Originally posted by Crystal
How big is it, Christin? I have an 8 inch one.. and I usually don't use the last inch or so.. bigger would be useless to me.

lol, its 8 and a half inches, and in some places, i cant even get my fingers around its circumference =\ its even got a little suction cup at the base for shower use ô_o

i got a little nervous the first time i saw it

[Crystal]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
precum is clear and also acts as a natural lubricant (though there's nowhere near enough of it). That's what I'm referring to.

I thought it might be... but you still should have added that it makes clear AND white stuff!! Otherwise, I might be lead to belive that your beautiful penis is deformed!




christin has you beat, i believe!

Probaly.. 8 inches isn't TOO big.. they have HUGE ones. :x


Edit:


Originally posted by s'Ilancy
lol, its 8 and a half inches, and in some places, i cant even get my fingers around its circumference =\ its even got a little suction cup at the base for shower use ô_o

i got a little nervous the first time i saw it

......Yeeeeeah. Mine's pretty slim, and my fingers could go around it twice probaly :lol I wish it was thicker. Girth > Length

I want one with a suction cup, not sure why though. I doubt I'd really find any use for it :(

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Crystal
deformed

nooooooooooooooooooooooo, it is always fully operational as planned. I've had years to test it out, and everything runs smoothly. :mischief

[Crystal]

That's just the test run! The actual mission could fail! :(

[Darth Viscera]

Only one way to find out!

[Shawn]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
lol, its 8 and a half inches, and in some places, i cant even get my fingers around its circumference =\ its even got a little suction cup at the base for shower use ô_o

i got a little nervous the first time i saw it I'm not that far off. Not suction cup, though. [/brag]

[Crystal]

Uhh.. Ow? :x

That's all I have to say about that. x_X

[Marcus Telcontar]

http://www.sw-fans.net/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=553

How many skylines have you been responsible for the death of people?????? No more masturbation! Think of the Skylines!

[Darth Viscera]

every time you masturbate, god kills a skyline

7,821 skylines were just killed.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

im inclined to agree with marcus poor skylines :cry

[Morgan Evanar]

I don't get them here =p

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
7,821 skylines were just killed.


I think that number needs to be higher ;)

I too have a 'friend' who sleeps beneath clothing in one of my drawers. Not quite as big as Christin's but close. Unfortunately, he doesnt see much action these days. When you have kids, its difficult finding the right moment. :\

[Crystal]

When I masturbate someone crashes a car? :evil

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Daiquiri Van-Derveld
I think that number needs to be higher ;)

i mean, ~7,821 skylines lost by my hand alone (no pun intended)

it's hard finding the right moment when you have a mom too ;)

[Zasz Grimm]

talk about fucking hijacked.

[Crystal]

We didn't hijack it! We IMPROVED it.

[Darth Viscera]

Yeah, this thread did get pretty damn hijacked, didn't it? We should do this more often :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Crystal
We didn't hijack it! We IMPROVED it.

Ooooh baby, was that hijack good for you too?

[Dasquian Belargic]

Originally posted by Crystal
When I masturbate someone crashes a car? :evil

lmao. new slang invented. "car crash".

[Crystal]

I might have to go get into a car crash right now :mischief


:lol

Feels like secret code ^_^

[Charley]

http://www.grimmshadow.net/swf/zasz/gg/AsianBabe00227.jpg

Please to be having rest of series.

And Christin, don't expect me to be able to compete with your friend.

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
lmao. new slang invented. "car crash".


What about 'bangin bumpers'?

Yah, sorry Philly, we did rather take it and run :(

[Darth Viscera]

uh, no. I wouldn't feel comfortable bragging that I got my bumper banged several thousand times ^_^;