Favorite Nudes (Playboy)

[Kitty McQuade]

Here are a few my favorites from Playboy. I'll only post more if people like them.

[Kitty McQuade]

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[JMK]

Summer Altice is hot. :)

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

Theyre both pretty but like JMK, Summer has my vote between the two :).

[Darth Viscera]

Shouldn't they be curvacious and have larger breasts? The first one is less unsatisfactory though.

would still sexor either of them in a hearbeat, being that they are in posession of female reproductive organs, which I find most enchanting

[Kitty McQuade]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
Shouldn't they be curvacious and have larger breasts?

no.

[Darth Viscera]

see, she's curvacious. that there is a feminine figure. the 2nd attachment is just a skinny girl with no boobs.

edit~ though the girl in the third attachment could still use bigger boobs. do you know how strong the urge is, as a guy, to fondle/suck on/whathaveyou a nice pair of boobs?

[Shanaria Fabool]

They all have very nice bodies. Natural beauty of the human body is always nice to see from the eyes of the artist (And yes taking pictures of people is still art.)

[Kitty McQuade]

I'm built along similar lines, so you're kind of insulting me, Visc. :(

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Kitty McQuade
I'm built along similar lines, so you're kind of insulting me, Visc. :(

oic

I think I liked this better when we were just critiquing porn and not getting personal emotions involved in the fray.

[Shanaria Fabool]

If your built along the similar lines of any of those girls Kitty, then you must be a very attractive woman.

[Kitty McQuade]

this isn't porn, and I'm done.

[Darth Viscera]

ah. that'll teach me :|

[Shanaria Fabool]

She is right. This is not porn. This is artistic photography.

[Darth Viscera]

playboy, a man's monthly source of art :huh

[Shanaria Fabool]

I guess you could look at it that way if you get it every month. A proper photograph of a naked human body can be very artistic. For example, in the 3rd attachment, the lighting, shadows, and background of the photo tend to enhance the curves of her body. The way the light hits her hair, seem to add to the highlights of the rest of her face, mostly her eyes. Do you see that?

[Darth Viscera]

*shrug*

i'm not judging the beauty of the picture, i'm judging the beauty of the woman

[Zasz Grimm]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
*shrug*

i'm not judging the beauty of the picture, i'm judging the beauty of the woman


Gonna have to say I agree with Visc here; in porn posts most people are just critiquing the porn that's being set in front of them. Not everyone's body frame.

Visc is a fan of large breasts. So be it; he likes them on the porn he looks it. His schtick, he's just giving his own opinion.

More on topic: I found the second one very appealing, and as well as the third. Nice post kitty, eye candy indeed.

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Zasz Grimm
More on topic: I found the second one very appealing, and as well as the third. Nice post kitty, eye candy indeed.


Agreed.

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

Summer still has mah vote :)

[JMK]

She still gets me vote too.

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

Two votes! We WIN!!! :D

[Shanaria Fabool]

I think they all are the best in their own way. :)

[Droo]

The first one is my favourite. I think she reminds me of Uma Thurman from Pulp Fiction a bit, it's the hair and the facial expression.

[Crystal]

Kitty - I have small breasts and I've never heard any complaints. What guys find attractive in porn has basicly nothing to do with what they'll find attractive in real life. If Vis saw a girl that looked just like that, nude in front of him.. He wouldn't be going "Damn, I wish she had bigger boobs." He'd be drooling all over himself and glad that he got to see breasts at all ;)

[Darth Viscera]

and i quote:



VAGINA = T3H WIN

[Morgan Evanar]

You know, you would get banned at SA.

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

. If Vis saw a girl that looked just like that, nude in front of him.. He wouldn't be going "Damn, I wish she had bigger boobs." He'd be drooling all over himself and glad that he got to see breasts at all, just like any other guy.

Great truth, 'loo :)

*buys Vis a box of Kleenex

[JMK]

:lol

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Morgan Evanar
You know, you would get banned at SA.

This concerns me greatly.

[Darth Viscera]

post-edit
glad that he got to see breasts at all


pre-edit
glad that he got to see breasts at all, just like any other guy.

hmmm....are you implying that some guys are unfazed by a live display of breasts?

[Crystal]

Nah, but someone wasn't happy with me stereotyping all guys.

[Darth Viscera]

ahhh, okay :huh gotta appease the ardent heterophobe population, I guess. :huh

[Charley]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
hmmm....are you implying that some guys are unfazed by a live display of breasts?

I don't get bent out of shape just because some chick flashes her rack at me. I've seen a hundred or so pair, so its not a once-in-a-lifetime moment of Zen or anything.

If they're nice tits, I'll compliment them. Just because I'm seeing them doesn't mean I'm going to wake up next to them in the morning or anything.

[Darth Viscera]

^
my nipples are green with envy

[Droo]

I don't find great big tits attractive and I think that petite is neat although preferably I do like them a certain healthy size; I find them to be extremely feminine and a compliment to the curvacious female form. Wow, I sound like an artist. Or a fag. o_O

[Charley]

Definitely a fag

[Droo]

Thought as much. Damn.

[Charley]

Originally posted by Dru
Thought as much. Damn.

So you wanna come back to my place?

[Droo]

Sure, wouldn't want to wake my sisters up.

[Crystal]

http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=631849

[Darth Viscera]

that's too sexy for me. excuse me while i claw my eyes out :cry

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

Who is it - what is it?..and whats up with his right hand??

[Darth Viscera]

he's not gay, he's just trying to look good for the wimmins!

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

Oh, I see...hes a fashion designer! ;)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Crystal
http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=631849



Shit. Crystal, you owe me a new brain. Mine fried at the sight of that.

[Crystal]

I can't afford a new brain!

I just posted it because of Dru and Charley.. blame them :mneh

[Dasquian Belargic]

I dislike this hijack!

[Crystal]

No, you don't Jenny!

I've got pics of Shawn in a skirt, Warren Azalin in make-up and a now banned SWF poster in a bra, too. :D


I just need one of Chris to complete my FL collection. :evil

[Dasquian Belargic]

lmao, was that Judas? the guy in the bra?

[Crystal]

Thank is correct! You win the PRIZE!


I would post them because they're pretty funny, but I figure I'll be nice, since none of them gave me premission ;)

[Dasquian Belargic]

Warren now pleeeease :mneh

[Shawn]

That was... a kilt. Yeah, a kilt.

[Crystal]

MY kilt? From the women's section of the clothing store? :rolleyes


Jenny - ..We'll see.

[Shanaria Fabool]

Let Us see this Kilt! Let Us Judge it's true nature!

[imported_Blade Ice]

Number two is the hottest of the three IMO. Although I admit if any of those three wanted to take me home with them I wouldn't decline.

Also I'm not a breast man I don't care what size they are.

[Crystal]

Originally posted by Blade Ice
Although I admit if any of those three wanted to take me home with them I would decline.

Unless you are otherwise taken I can't belive that :mneh

[imported_Blade Ice]

dam me and my spelling errors I ment I wouldn't decline.

[Crystal]

I knew it! ^_^

:lol

[imported_Blade Ice]

Hey what can I say i'm a typical male. 95% of the time I think of sex and the other 5% is devoted to eating sleeping and drinking.

I mean as long as you have two legs no stick between your legs and you don't have a tail or hair covering whole or resemble a creature from the X-files you stand a very good chance with me. ;)

[Darth Viscera]

hey, what have you got against girls with sticks between their legs? o.O

[imported_Blade Ice]

stick = Penis

As far as i'm aware real women don't have Penises. The part about stick was refering to the fact if your a guy and are bi or gay I'm not interested. Sorry nothing personal I'm just not that way.

[Darth Viscera]

oh, that sort of stick. i thought you meant a twig or something

[Shanaria Fabool]

So if the girl was flying on a broom stick, and crashed into your car, asked if you wanted to go home with her, you would go?

[Darth Viscera]

female genitals = teh win