Ask Charley

[Charley]

I seem to be a repository of useful and/or useless information at times. So I figured I might as well dispense with it at will. Ask me anything in this thread, and I will give you an answer. As for whether its the correct answer, well, caveat emptor and stuff.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Why drink cheap beer....ever? :x Pabst is gross, I can't believe you have it in your sig.

[Charley]

Pabst Blue Ribbon, while cheap, has a style and allure to it that is unique and special. Also, unlike most cheap beer, it doesn't taste bad.

[Darth Viscera]

Is the Chinese T-98 MBT at all combat capable against an M1A2 Abrams?

[Charley]

Only if you purchase the Nationalism upgrade at the Propaganda center, and attack in force.

[Silus Xilarian]

What would happen if the unstoppable force met the immovable object?

[Charley]

A loud sound.

[ReaperFett]

Why bother?

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Charley
A loud sound.

What if it occurs in the vacuum of space?

[Charley]

Originally posted by ReaperFett
Why bother?

In an existentialistic manner, this is all the justification required for being. Something to that effect.


Originally posted by Figrin D'an
What if it occurs in the vacuum of space?

If we're considering infinite energy dispensed, it could cause sufficient disruption even among the minute particles in a vacuum to create a sound. Till then, you'll just have to ask Juggernaught to punch himself in the face.

[Ryla Relvinian]

Why do you have Prince as your avatar?

[Charley]

Originally posted by Ryla Relvinian
Why do you have Prince as your avatar?

Because Valentine's Day is nigh upon us, and Prince is by far the most universally appealing romantic singer of human history.

[Zeke]

Charley, think I can re-work 100 frames of animation by 6PM EST?

[Charley]

Originally posted by Zeke
Charley, think I can re-work 100 frames of animation by 6PM EST?

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

[Zeke]

All I have is 5 bottles of Yoohoo, half a gallon of chocolate milk, and a liter of apple juice. Will any of that work?

[ReaperFett]

Originally posted by Charley
Because Valentine's Day is nigh upon us, and Prince is by far the most universally appealing romantic singer of human history.
If Prince is the most appealing man in existence, does that mean I am appealing also, as I also look like a freakish little runt? :)

[Charley]

Originally posted by Zeke
All I have is 5 bottles of Yoohoo, half a gallon of chocolate milk, and a liter of apple juice. Will any of that work?

There isn't enough time to ferment. No.


Originally posted by ReaperFett
If Prince is the most appealing man in existence, does that mean I am appealing also, as I also look like a freakish little runt? :)

You don't have the vocal range to sing his songs.

[ReaperFett]

Originally posted by Charley
You don't have the vocal range to sing his songs.
I disagree! THose who have heard me sing remarked on my heavenly voice!

[Dasquian Belargic]

Why is the sky blue?

[Charley]

Originally posted by ReaperFett
I disagree! THose who have heard me sing remarked on my heavenly voice!

They were deaf, and mindful of your feelings.


Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
Why is the sky blue?

The atmosphere prismatically refracts solar rays, IIRC.

[Crystal]

If you leave a dairy product, like cheese, out for at least two hours before you notice it.. is it okay to put back in the fridge?

[Ryan Pode]

Whats the air speed of a cocanut laiden swallow?

[TheHolo.Net]

What is the maximum speed (MPH) a penny can acheive when dropped from the top of the Empire State building?

[Dasquian Belargic]

WHAT is your quest?

[Morgan Evanar]

Originally posted by SWFans.Net
What is the maximum speed (MPH) a penny can acheive when dropped from the top of the Empire State building? Convert 9.8 meters/sec to our hideous imperial system.

Originally posted by Crystal
If you leave a dairy product, like cheese, out for at least two hours before you notice it.. is it okay to put back in the fridge? Cheese, depends on the cheese. The harder the cheese, the longer you can leave it out. I wouldn't reccomend leaving fresh mozzerella out for more than an hour, though. If that.

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Morgan Evanar
Convert 9.8 meters/sec to our hideous imperial system.Not sure, but I do know its mass effects it as well as its shape. I know the speed already (thanks Mythbusters) I just want to see if Charley knows.

[Darth Viscera]

Why do western dragons have a much greater wingspan (in addition to being far better conversationalists) than eastern dragons?

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Morgan Evanar
Convert 9.8 meters/sec to our hideous imperial system.


That's acceleration due to gravity (9.81 meters/sec^2). Terminal velocity is something else.

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Figrin D'an
That's acceleration due to gravity (9.81 meters/sec^2). Terminal velocity is something else. Ding ding ding! The physics guy knows his stuff. :D

[darth_mcbain]

Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, but hot dog buns come in packages of eight? :huh

[Pierce Tondry]

Hot dogs don't come in packages of ten, but if they did, it would be to encourage people to buy enough hot dogs and buns to have an equal number.

[darth_mcbain]

In my Fantasy Hockey League, should I play Joe Thornton or Patrik Elias as center tonight?

[Darth Viscera]

Why are females seemingly more prone to exhibit ambiguous sexuality than males?

[Charley]

Originally posted by Crystal
If you leave a dairy product, like cheese, out for at least two hours before you notice it.. is it okay to put back in the fridge?

It adds to the flavor. Just don't leave it out overnight.


Originally posted by Ryan Pode
Whats the air speed of a cocanut laiden swallow?

Nobody cares.


Originally posted by SWFans.Net
What is the maximum speed (MPH) a penny can acheive when dropped from the top of the Empire State building?

9.8 m/sec^2 (convert to standard) - some ambiguous factor of atmospheric resistance = answer


Originally posted by Darth Viscera
Why do western dragons have a much greater wingspan (in addition to being far better conversationalists) than eastern dragons?

Rice stunts both height and wingspan.


Originally posted by Darth McBain
Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, but hot dog buns come in packages of eight? :huh

To make people buy hot dogs in quantities of at least 40, so that there is no remainder. The hot dog industry is famous for such ruthless attempts at fleecing.


Originally posted by Darth McBain
In my Fantasy Hockey League, should I play Joe Thornton or Patrik Elias as center tonight?

Nobody watches hockey.


Originally posted by Darth Viscera
Why are females seemingly more prone to exhibit ambiguous sexuality than males?

The Illuminati sponsors tax write-offs for such behavior.

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Charley
Nobody watches hockey. The answer man is proven wrong, because I do!

[Charley]

Originally posted by Charley
caveat emptor and stuff.

Actually, I'm still right. I exist on the contingency.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Are you feeling lucky?

[Charley]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
Are you feeling lucky?

No, I'm feeling hungry. I don't anticipate free salads today.

[Darth Viscera]

How can I decrease the size of my ears?

[Charley]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
How can I decrease the size of my ears?

Plastic surgery. There are all kinds of (uncertified) hack docs who will do any manner of body modifications.

Insurance doesn't cover, and it's expensive. Good show.

[Darth Viscera]

Do the english boil the urine out of kidneys prior to eating them?

[Charley]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
Do the english boil the urine out of kidneys prior to eating them?

Doesn't matter, as urine is sterile.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Does drinking a lot of Mountain Dew count as birth control?

[Charley]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
Does drinking a lot of Mountain Dew count as birth control?

Insofar that the sugar gives you acne and the acne prevents you from getting laid, sure.

[Darth Viscera]

no, the pill and a condom counts as birth control

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Duh, Visc, I was just asking it to be funny. ha.ha.

:mneh

[Darth Viscera]

what I wonder about is, how do you keep the pill in during sex? :huh

[Travis North]

What are the best toppings for a large pizza?

[Charley]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
what I wonder about is, how do you keep the pill in during sex? :huh

A very strong kegel routine.


Originally posted by Travis North
What are the best toppings for a large pizza?

Pepperoni, black olives, portabello mushrooms, purple onions, and crumbled feta cheese.

[Travis North]

Ah the greek combo. Possibly the best ever. I think I'll order that.

[Wei Wu Wei]

If you could choose between having a lot of patience and a little curiosity, or a lot of curiosity and little patience, which would you choose, and why?

[Darth Viscera]

i'm too impatient to answer that

[ReaperFett]

What does it sound like when doves cry?

[Darth Viscera]

slice a live one in half and find out ^_^

[Charley]

Originally posted by Wei Wu Wei
If you could choose between having a lot of patience and a little curiosity, or a lot of curiosity and little patience, which would you choose, and why?

I just usually order the veal.


Originally posted by ReaperFett
What does it sound like when doves cry?

Like a dying giraffe.

[Corias Bonaventure]

Consider the following 5 statements:

1. It is impossible ever to know anything truly, for all we can ever have are merely opinions and beliefs.

2. It is possible to have objective knowledge of what reality is like in itself.

3. Our knowledge about reality can never be absolutely certain. However, if a belief is true and we have sufficient evidence of its probability, we have knowledge.

4. It is possible to have knowledge about reality that is absolutely certain.

5. There is no absolute truth, for when I say that something is "true," I am saying nothing more than "it is true for me" or perhaps that "the majority of the people in my society or subculture agree that it is true."

With which of the above statements would Rene Descartes, David Hume, and Thomas Reid, respectively, agree? Briefly explain your answer in terms of their epistemologies and historical contexts.

With respect to each of the three thinkers listed, briefly trace out the practical implications of each position.

And could you frame your answer in 1200 words or less?

[Sejah Haversh]

In a pitched battle, who would win? TROGDOR THE BURNiNATOR, or Thundercleese?

[Ace McCloud]

Is this the matrix?

[Umi Skule]

Is there a spoon?


If so why don't I have any chocolate icecream to utilize the use of said spoon?

[Charley]

Originally posted by Corias Bonaventure
Consider the following 5 statements:

1. It is impossible ever to know anything truly, for all we can ever have are merely opinions and beliefs.

2. It is possible to have objective knowledge of what reality is like in itself.

3. Our knowledge about reality can never be absolutely certain. However, if a belief is true and we have sufficient evidence of its probability, we have knowledge.

4. It is possible to have knowledge about reality that is absolutely certain.

5. There is no absolute truth, for when I say that something is "true," I am saying nothing more than "it is true for me" or perhaps that "the majority of the people in my society or subculture agree that it is true."

With which of the above statements would Rene Descartes, David Hume, and Thomas Reid, respectively, agree? Briefly explain your answer in terms of their epistemologies and historical contexts.

With respect to each of the three thinkers listed, briefly trace out the practical implications of each position.

And could you frame your answer in 1200 words or less?

That question's pretty gay, man.


Originally posted by Sejah Haversh
In a pitched battle, who would win? TROGDOR THE BURNiNATOR, or Thundercleese?

Thundercleese, due to it being relatively unknown, thus infinitely cooler than that horrible, played-out homestar runner gimmick.


Originally posted by Ace McCloud
Is this the matrix?

After seeing some of your posts, not only is this the Matrix, but you are Neo's inner monologue.


Originally posted by Umi Skule
Is there a spoon?


If so why don't I have any chocolate icecream to utilize the use of said spoon?

There is a spoon.

However, there's no such thing as a free lunch, much less a free ice cream.

[Umi Skule]

Bugger, would you send me ice cream if I send you lunch?

[Charley]

Originally posted by Umi Skule
Bugger, would you send me ice cream if I send you lunch?

No, its dinnertime, silly.

[Ace McCloud]

Originally posted by Charley
After seeing some of your posts, not only is this the Matrix, but you are Neo's inner monologue.


Does that make you Morpheus?

[Travis North]

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

[imported_Eve]

Who's ya daddy, and what does he do?

[Charley]

Originally posted by Ace McCloud
Does that make you Morpheus?

Of course not.


Originally posted by Travis North
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

It isn't how many roads a man walks down, its how many chest hairs he has. The answer is 455.


Originally posted by Eve
Who's ya daddy, and what does he do?

IT'S NAHT AH TOOMAH!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

when can i come over?

[Jared Mriad]

What's a good recipe for sirloin steak that doesn't involve mushrooms?

[Umi Skule]

Is just me or are hairless cats really ugly?

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
when can i come over?

Any time is a good time


Originally posted by Jared Mriad
What's a good recipe for sirloin steak that doesn't involve mushrooms?

Take sirloin steak.
Add whiskey.
Add pepper.
Sear lightly, and serve rare.


Originally posted by Umi Skule
Is just me or are hairless cats really ugly?

Racist.

[Umi Skule]

Cizeracks don't count Chucky.


They're hairless Felinoids!

*shifty eyes*

How old will I be when I lose my virginity? (I'm currently 19)

[Ryan Pode]

Who will win the Democratic Primary?

[Pierce Tondry]

Originally posted by Umi Skule
Cizeracks don't count Chucky.


They're hairless Felinoids!

*shifty eyes*

How old will I be when I lose my virginity? (I'm currently 19)

200. Better hope you live that long.

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Originally posted by Umi Skule
How old will I be when I lose my virginity? (I'm currently 19)

There's a math function that explains this, where, A is a quantitative representation of physical attractiveness, B is a representation of standards, X is desperation (reciprocal of B), Y is money, some discrete value, and Z is a value between 0 and 1, representing the probability of popping a cherry.

Solve.


Originally posted by Ryan Pode
Who will win the Democratic Primary?

Clark.

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Cirrsseeto Raurrssatta
Clark.


Just to note, Super Tuesday results have Kerry winning in 5 states, Edwards in one, and Edwards and Clark are running even in the other.

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Originally posted by Figrin D'an
Just to note, Super Tuesday results have Kerry winning in 5 states, Edwards in one, and Edwards and Clark are running even in the other.

I forsee crowbars in Mr. Kerry's future (I hate that guy)

[Ryan Pode]

Will Al Sharpton ever get more than less than 1% of the votes?

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Originally posted by Ryan Pode
Will Al Sharpton ever get more than less than 1% of the votes?

No

[Ryan Pode]

Will we develop Warp Drive or Hyperspace?

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Originally posted by Ryan Pode
Will we develop Warp Drive or Hyperspace?

No, but we will streamline and automate the process of beating up nerds who believe in them.

[Alpha]

Is school a cleverly disguised plot by Satan to get kids into Hell?

Is Javascript really the lovechild of Satan and Microsoft?

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Originally posted by Alpha
Is school a cleverly disguised plot by Satan to get kids into Hell?

Is Javascript really the lovechild of Satan and Microsoft?

1. No, that's MTV

2. No, thats Internet Explorer.

[Alpha]

Then what is Javascript?

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Originally posted by Alpha
Then what is Javascript?

Just some crappy computer code.

[Morgan Evanar]

Javascript was inveted by Sun Microsystems, who also made Java. Microsoft bastardized it and made the mutant Jscript, which is why errors are so common.

[Crystal]

Why am I cold?

And can you tell me how to become warm?

[Charley]

Originally posted by Crystal
Why am I cold?

And can you tell me how to become warm?

Women usually have poorer circulation, and thus don't generate body heat as well as men.

Thus, to become warm, you must find a man.

[Darth Viscera]

I can generate excess body heat I suppose, so I volunteer myself.

[Zeke]

Charley, do you know how awesome and funny it is to see Cirr dispensing wisdom and knowledge to the masses?

[Darth Viscera]

If we decide to take out regime targets in Iran, will the IAF's old F-14 Tomcats be capable of providing anything more than negligable resistance during an allied attempt to secure total air dominance?

[Ryan Pode]

If you were Eli Manning would you go to the Cardinals or Chargers?

[Alpha]

What are hot dogs REALLY made of?

[Travis North]

I was gonna ask that question.

What's the best graphics card?

[Dasquian Belargic]

Should I buy an iPod?

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by Zeke
Charley, do you know how awesome and funny it is to see Cirr dispensing wisdom and knowledge to the masses?

The irony is apparent.


Originally posted by Darth Viscera
If we decide to take out regime targets in Iran, will the IAF's old F-14 Tomcats be capable of providing anything more than negligable resistance during an allied attempt to secure total air dominance?

An air force is only as good as its training and intelligence. It'll be tougher than shooting old MiGs if they get in the air, but getting in the air isn't a guarantee.


Originally posted by Ryan Pode
If you were Eli Manning would you go to the Cardinals or Chargers?

Chargers.


Originally posted by Alpha
What are hot dogs REALLY made of?

Molecules.


Originally posted by Travis North
I was gonna ask that question.

What's the best graphics card?

Radeon 1000009290982080x pro III


Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
Should I buy an iPod?

Yes. Its so overcharged that it counts as a tax write-off (actually no, ipods are gay)

[Ace McCloud]

Which do you perfer? The Colt Commando 733 or the M4A1

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by Ace McCloud
Which do you perfer? The Colt Commando 733 or the M4A1

M4A1

[Ace McCloud]

Good choice =)

[Darth Viscera]

In what year will the population of the United States reach 1 billion?

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
In what year will the population of the United States reach 1 billion?

Never.

[Crystal]

I've now found a man.. What sort of equipment would I use to extract the heat from his body?

Also, how come marshmellows get hard if you don't reseal them properly?

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by Crystal
I've now found a man.. What sort of equipment would I use to extract the heat from his body?

Also, how come marshmellows get hard if you don't reseal them properly?

1. Hands.

2. The moisture in an exposed environment evaporates over time.

[imported_Akrabbim]

I have a small infestation of Krauts. What's the best way to remove them?

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by Akrabbim
I have a small infestation of Krauts. What's the best way to remove them?

Napalm. Worked in Dresden.

[Alpha]

Why is everything food related now being packaged in cylinders?

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by Alpha
Why is everything food related now being packaged in cylinders?

It isn't. Rectangular prisms are still quite popular, and cones, hexagonal prisms, and even non-classified shapes are all finding their successful niche markets.

[Jared Mriad]

Papa Johns or Pizza Hut?

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by Jared Mriad
Papa Johns or Pizza Hut?

Depends on the mood.

Pizza Hut has better crust, sauce, and pepperoni. Stuffed crust is rad.

Papa Johns is much more affordable, less greasy, has overall better toppings, and better specialty pizzas, though this may change since I heard they're doing away with Chicken Alfredo pizza :(

So, if you're on a budget, or worried about your health, go Papa Johns. If you want to live it up, consequences be damned, go Pizza Hut.

They're both inferior to Little Caesars (Crazy bread 4 life) or the hard-to-find Godfather's Pizza, which cannot be defeated.

[Ishan Shade]

Will the Cincinnati Bengals ever win a Super Bowl?

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by Ishan Shade
Will the Cincinnati Bengals ever win a Super Bowl?

If Boomer Esiason is given a cybernetic upgrade, yes.

[Ryan Pode]

Will John Kitna ever teach math?

[Darth Viscera]

I was thinking more like 2135 myself

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by Ryan Pode
Will John Kitna ever teach math?

What do you think?

[Ryan Pode]

Ha! Yes. He will, once he retires probably. It was always his goal.


Which division in football will be the division to watch next year?

[Darth Viscera]

stuffed crust gives me the stomach hurts

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by Ryan Pode
Ha! Yes. He will, once he retires probably. It was always his goal.

Then you're wrong.



Which division in football will be the division to watch next year?

1A

[Ryan Pode]

How am I wrong, he said it himself on Inside the NFL.

Which NFL Divsion will be the one to watch next year?

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by Ryan Pode
Which NFL Divsion will be the one to watch next year?

Pro football isn't important, unless the Steelers are going to win. Since the Steelers aren't going to win in the next decade, pro football won't be important for a long time.

Oh, and only communists and rapists like Baltimore.

[Crystal]

Can I have Sanis for a night, if I'm nice to him?

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by Crystal
Can I have Sanis for a night, if I'm nice to him?

He's "single" until Navaria gets her memory back...again.

[Crystal]

1. Is that a yes?

2. How come wax melts so easily?

3. Why do the call the lemon-lime gatorade "green" when it's obviously yellow-green?

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by Crystal
1. Is that a yes?

2. How come wax melts so easily?

3. Why do the call the lemon-lime gatorade "green" when it's obviously yellow-green?

1. Maybe
2. It's a lipid.
3. yellow-green is still a classification of green.

[Crystal]

Originally posted by Sanis Prent
3. yellow-green is still a classification of green.

Did Chris and Shawn tell you to say that? :cry

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by Crystal
Did Chris and Shawn tell you to say that? :cry

No

[Ryan Pode]

How can someone be a communist rapist if they are a moderate Jewish boy?

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by Ryan Pode
How can someone be a communist rapist if they are a moderate Jewish boy?

By pulling for the Ravens, of course.

[AmazonBabe]

When are you gonna call me to tell me when it is you're graduating so I can come down and congratulate you and give you a teddy bear wearing a cap and gown?

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by AmazonBabe
When are you gonna call me to tell me when it is you're graduating so I can come down and congratulate you and give you a teddy bear wearing a cap and gown?

I want to make sure I'm gonna graduate first. I might not pass a class or something :uhoh

[Ryan Pode]

How come the Steelers such so much?

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by Ryan Pode
How come the Steelers such so much?

The better to catch you unawares and kill you when you least expect.

[Alpha]

why are Pop-Tarts so tasty? :)

[Crystal]

Why do I like to eat soy sauce?

[Ryan Pode]

Does Terry Bradshaw need a shave?

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by Alpha
why are Pop-Tarts so tasty? :)

It depends on what kind.


Originally posted by Crystal
Why do I like to eat soy sauce?

You have a sodium deficiency.


Originally posted by Ryan Pode
Does Terry Bradshaw need a shave?

No.

[Kelt Simoson]

What came first?

Chickin or the egg?

[Charley]

Originally posted by Kelt Simoson
What came first?

Chickin or the egg?

Egg. It pre-dates the chicken by a hundred million years, give or take.

[Darth Viscera]

Why is Samantha Jones so outrageously sexy?

[Ryan Pode]

Who is cooler, Tomb Raiders or Zombie Killers?

[Shade Magus]

What are the winnig lottery numbers?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

How do you know that *any*thing was around a 100 million years ago?

[Ryan Pode]

How come you said papa johns specialty pizzas are good?

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
Why is Samantha Jones so outrageously sexy?

Genetics


Originally posted by Ryan Pode
Who is cooler, Tomb Raiders or Zombie Killers?

Neither are cool


Originally posted by Shade Magus
What are the winnig lottery numbers?

0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and all combinations therein.


Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
How do you know that *any*thing was around a 100 million years ago?

Fossils and carbon dating.


Originally posted by Ryan Pode
How come you said papa johns specialty pizzas are good?

Chicken Alfredo pizza is amazing.

[ReaperFett]

Originally posted by Sanis Prent

Fossils and carbon dating.


But how can we prove carbon dating is accurate to that scale?

[Ryan Pode]

Yes, chicken alfredo. Which is no longer offered here. So I get the BBQ Chicken and Bacon one.. it came with onions! I hate onions!

[Sanis Prent]

Originally posted by ReaperFett
But how can we prove carbon dating is accurate to that scale?

In that time scale, you can't, but thats where fossil analysis comes in.

[Crystal]

I'm starving, even more so after reading about chicken.

Will you make me some food? If so, what kind?

[Jared Mriad]

Why do I crave A1 steak sauce?

[Silus Xilarian]

You were just kidding, right?

[Jared Mriad]

Nope. I coat any steak with it, even dip french fries in the stuff. Ain't that bad, tell yas the truth.

[Silus Xilarian]

I was asking Charley ;)

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Crystal
I'm starving, even more so after reading about chicken.

Will you make me some food? If so, what kind?

chicken parmigiana