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Mu Satach
Jan 29th, 2004, 03:54:07 PM
Microsoft has produced 3 educational scurity posters.

http://www.microsoft.com/education/?ID=SecurityPosters

:headache

"Educate your students, faculty, and staff on the simple steps they can take to protect their PCs. "

oh yeah... these will help.... help drive me insane by confusing my users with meaningless incompatable images that do nothing to educate them and thereby causing me more work to staighten them out again. :verymad

Charley
Jan 29th, 2004, 03:57:32 PM
Sweet, free posters.

Crystal
Jan 29th, 2004, 04:06:52 PM
I already ordered these.. I want them already :(

"Hackers Ahead"

"Do Not Pick Up Viruses"

hehehe

Marcus Telcontar
Jan 29th, 2004, 06:56:06 PM
It's time for a bit of Photoshopping to show what these posters SHOULD have said. Who's in on it?

Mu Satach
Jan 29th, 2004, 06:57:48 PM
I was thinking that it would be more appropriate to have a condom looking add with the "Do not pick up Viruses" ;)

Add that layer of protection to your tower.

ReaperFett
Jan 29th, 2004, 06:59:29 PM
I like them in a "Put them in the computer labs" way.

Mu Satach
Jan 29th, 2004, 07:30:56 PM
Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
It's time for a bit of Photoshopping to show what these posters SHOULD have said. Who's in on it?

You know what,

I'll donate a prize to the best set of what they *should* have been.

Everyone could vote for their favorite, winner gets the prize.

Granted, it won't be anything suppa leet... but definately funky. :mischief

Marcus Telcontar
Jan 29th, 2004, 07:52:42 PM
Originally posted by Mu Satach
You know what,

I'll donate a prize to the best set of what they *should* have been.

Everyone could vote for their favorite, winner gets the prize.

Granted, it won't be anything suppa leet... but definately funky. :mischief

That's... not a bad idea.

imported_J'ktal Anajii
Jan 30th, 2004, 01:58:45 AM
Well, I'll kick us off with a classic...

<img src=http://www.nehantish.com/Poster1.jpg>

http://www.nehantish.com/Poster1.jpg

ReaperFett
Jan 30th, 2004, 03:05:00 AM
:lol

Darth Viscera
Jan 30th, 2004, 07:57:13 AM
i want to see something that has to do with lotr

Kale
Jan 30th, 2004, 03:51:03 PM
Sure thing.

http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/stormfyre/way-shut.jpg

The Way Is Shut (http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/stormfyre/way-shut.jpg)

http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/stormfyre/haxx0r.jpg

Haxx0rs (http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/stormfyre/haxx0r.jpg)

imported_Darriann Sollak
Jan 30th, 2004, 04:00:15 PM
All your base. That is a classic.

http://people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/ayb.html

Marcus Telcontar
Feb 2nd, 2004, 03:47:06 AM
No more AYB

Hopefully this wont go over people's heads.....

<img src=http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=626840>

Crystal
Feb 2nd, 2004, 05:50:38 AM
Went right over my head.. :huh

It's probaly one of those "you're too young" things :mneh


Originally posted by Kale
Sure thing.

http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/stormfyre/way-shut.jpg


heh. I like this one.

Daiquiri Van-Derveld
Feb 2nd, 2004, 07:45:58 AM
I know who it is....but I didnt get it, either :\

Mu Satach
Mar 9th, 2004, 10:16:01 PM
Originally posted by Mu Satach
You know what,

I'll donate a prize to the best set of what they *should* have been.

Everyone could vote for their favorite, winner gets the prize.

Granted, it won't be anything suppa leet... but definately funky. :mischief

Good News!

I have a few cheesy prizes!

Bad News!

I've been having issues with comp and work.

hence the delay... was meaning to do this about 2 or 3 weeks ago. :p

SOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
better late than never...

if anyone else wants to make an entry you have until Thursday March 11th.

Friday I'll post pics of the prizes and how the whole SW fans crew can vote on their favorite.

Mitch
Mar 10th, 2004, 02:24:43 AM
Okay then, I fired up Photoshop and whipped up this cubic zirconium-encrusted image.

<img src=http://www.nehantish.com/Jam-Jam-Poster.jpg>

http://www.nehantish.com/Jam-Jam-Poster.jpg

Oh, the horror...

Marcus Telcontar
Mar 10th, 2004, 02:29:08 AM
No need to vote. That's a solid gold classic winner! I bow to what has to be the funniest PS job I've seen in a loong time :D

Sorreessa Tarrineezi
Mar 10th, 2004, 03:04:10 AM
:lol that one is the winner in my book....

Crystal
Mar 10th, 2004, 03:13:52 AM
I just got my posters the other day.. a ton of them. I have no idea what I'm going to do with them now.

I guess my house might need new walpaper..

Dasquian Belargic
Mar 10th, 2004, 09:52:23 AM
Jamel for President! :D

imported_J'ktal Anajii
Mar 16th, 2004, 03:35:20 PM
So, what are these cheesy prizes? The public is growing curious.

Wei Wu Wei
Mar 17th, 2004, 04:36:37 PM
The Jamel poster was simply hilarious. Oh, but my goodness, those were some interesting times. Also a wee bit disturbing times.

Dae Jinn
Mar 17th, 2004, 04:53:08 PM
Mitch, you scare me. I think you need to admit you have a problem (IE. An odd obsession with Jamel) and get some help :lol

Mu Satach
Apr 13th, 2004, 08:11:21 PM
Originally posted by J'ktal Anajii
So, what are these cheesy prizes? The public is growing curious.

FOR GIVE ME!
(spring break and then training the new webmaster at the radio station then mid-terms shoved this to the back of my brain)

ok,

I have *drum roll*

stupid movie promo t-shirts!
for movies released AGES AGO that NO ONE SAW!!!

*waits for applause*
*crickets*

seriously they are nice quality t-shirts though. :)

And I have enough for all four of you guys who did a poster to get one if you want. Your choice.

The Mothman Prophecies movie promotion t-shirt - grey

Mu Satach
Apr 13th, 2004, 08:12:14 PM
Kung Pow - enter the fist

the font

Mu Satach
Apr 13th, 2004, 08:12:54 PM
and the back

Mu Satach
Apr 13th, 2004, 08:21:10 PM
The Mothman one you can have your choice of M, L, or XL
Kung-Pow I only have M and L.

If you PM me a mailing address, what t-shirt, & size I'll have them in the post by April 23rd.

Sejah Haversh
Apr 13th, 2004, 11:48:23 PM
I'll take the Kung Pow large size one!

I've never seen the movie, but I'm sure it's cooler looking than the Mothman one. PM coming.

Marcus Telcontar
Apr 14th, 2004, 12:09:45 AM
Wow, Kung-Pow T-Shirt? And I've slimmed down enough for a M too!

PM acoming

Mu Satach
Apr 14th, 2004, 10:43:10 AM
The Kung Pow T's are my favorite. :)

ReaperFett
Apr 14th, 2004, 11:07:29 AM
lol, that Kung Pow one looks cool :)

Dasquian Belargic
Apr 14th, 2004, 11:12:33 AM
for movies released AGES AGO that NO ONE SAW!!!

psh, I saw Kung Pow, it was hilarious :D