todays wtf

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

so. i just got asked to commit a federal offense today.

you know how its a crime to forge passports? yeah. i got asked to do that this afternoon. the gal who works the corner news stand where i go almost everyday to get a drink and beef jerky, asked me to photoshop her head onto a passport. to make matters just a little more complicated, shes pakistani. i love her to death, and shes real nice, but damn. im not stupid.

a free cherry coke and a pack of beef jerky isnt worth a stay in club fed, thank you very much.

deeenied.

[imported_Darriann Sollak]

No stairway... Denied

Can't really say much except that I wouldn't do it either.

[Mu Satach]

Look on the bright side, you now get to brag that you *could* have been part of the underworld. ;)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

^_^; That's bizarre... >_<

[Crystal]

Heeeeey.. Sil? Can you make me a fake ID so I could buy drinks? :mneh